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Asante
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Everything glitches around me. 2
#26370213 - 12/09/19 05:02 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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iPhones hang in updates, bank and crypto transactions fail, sites malfunction, my Solid State Drive took a hit, friends minds jam on even the most basic logic, scooters next to me fail to start, automatic doors dont open, either my sim card or my other phone doesnt work, automatic checkout at the supermarket jams in such rapid succession personell have to enter my groceries manually on a malfunctioning cash register, i myself glitch with strange typos of sometimes completely wrong words among the usual dropped letters. My spirit guide invited me to donate to Yad Vashem - pow! their server was repeatedly down. "Ok, write a warm loving letter to Pope Francis!" Pow! Vatican mail server was down!

Yad Vashem isnt taking my money, the Vatican bounces my good intentions, what in God's name is going on here 
Spirit Guide: "You are still out of whack from skipping 3 days in your meditation 3 weeks ago, writing letters to the Vatican is out for you, read the good intentions you directed to the Pope and take them to heart, because you are getting what you send out, right back at you, without bothering an old very busy man with it in your befuddled state."
I get groceries, inviting lady at the cash register Spirit Guide: "I'm going to mess with the payment method enough for both of you to have a nice conversation!" it fails and fails and fails, my Guide says: "ok now its not fun anymore!" and at once it works again. "Never seen it glitch like this!" she said. "At least that means job security, with the automatic checkout and all!" "True!" she smiled.
Even my LED light blinked just now.
I'm the King Midas of Malfunctions in the past few days.
Its fucking hysterical. I had this in a more mitigated form before but this is both hilarious and very annoying.
My Spirit guide cheerfully says: "God is with you to such an extent even appliances are stupefied. He shuts down things all around you to herd you to where he wants you to be by making all other options literally fail for you, Enjoy the show of doors closing in the most unlikely ways and simply enter the doors that open for you. Try to not be annoyed and just enjoy this enormous clusterfuck. God is playing games with you. Enjoy this onslaught of unlikeliness. Please make this post in the spirituality forum to remind people that:
The Yes and the No work together to guide you through life.
That's the message for me, and for you. To the Universe, even bugs are a feature because on the cosmic level there are no bugs, just the perfection of the laws of nature as they truly are.
So, try to hold onto it if your browser crashes or the Shroomery has downtime when you need a tripsitter BADLY.
On to the next glitch in this highly unlikely sequence of ordinary events 
Big words of God This God That in there, but in any case my Spirit Guide is doing its friendly kungfu with me again, defying all the odds 
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Re: Everything glitches around me. [Re: Asante] 2
#26371449 - 12/09/19 05:13 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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You have a superior mind that is learning to use mind over matter..
The body wants to find glitches in things in reality to show you your true power..
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Re: Everything glitches around me. [Re: Asante] 2
#26371551 - 12/09/19 05:42 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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can I ask your spirit a question
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Asante
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Re: Everything glitches around me. [Re: yeah]
#26371618 - 12/09/19 06:16 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
yeah said: can I ask your spirit a question
Ask at any time, the channel is permanently open.
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Re: Everything glitches around me. [Re: Asante] 1
#26371641 - 12/09/19 06:27 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Theses spirits and their messages. I get it. I constantly have things go missing all the time. Maybe I’m insane or something is trying to tell me something or have my attention. I’m all ears, please tell me already. I hope you whoever is trying to get your attention can get their message across.
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Re: Everything glitches around me. [Re: yeah]
#26371819 - 12/09/19 08:04 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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What's your favourite question?
Allah Puck!
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Re: Everything glitches around me. [Re: Asante] 1
#26372246 - 12/10/19 03:01 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said:
Quote:
yeah said: can I ask your spirit a question
Ask at any time, the channel is permanently open.
How do I make my spirit louder than my mind?
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Re: Everything glitches around me. [Re: yeah]
#26372357 - 12/10/19 04:52 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Spirit Guide:
You are a gathering of a great number of spirits, and so, it can be very busy in your mind. Let your heart be the compass, let it give you direction and let your brain make sense of whether to go there and how to do it.
Let your mind do its thing and focus on what your [metaphorical] heart wants.
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