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Late at night I hangout with my dentist
#26368039 - 12/07/19 10:55 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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We like electric staircase
I'll take it all night
Went to the bar
They said what do you want
I said a surprise
They were just like what
whatever
We got crown royal and pabst blue ribbon
Just a drink or two is cool
I dont sleep much in a good way
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: watermelon mon]
#26368109 - 12/07/19 11:57 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hey if he takes a look at my Molars i'll buy him a Rocky Mountain Bear Fuck shot or two
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: watermelon mon]
#26368136 - 12/08/19 12:26 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I hear dentists are some of the craziest people around
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: pixelpopper]
#26368452 - 12/08/19 07:30 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Every weekend
Late night
After pizza
I roll into the neighborhood to pick up my dentist
We have no idea what we'll do we just go with the flow
Like it like that
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: watermelon mon]
#26369025 - 12/08/19 12:49 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Did that really happen
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: psi]
#26369067 - 12/08/19 01:09 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I thought it sounded fake too
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: gopher]
#26369369 - 12/08/19 04:14 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yes it did
If you dont believe me I dont care
He is a dental assistant
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: watermelon mon]
#26369376 - 12/08/19 04:15 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: watermelon mon]
#26369382 - 12/08/19 04:18 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Has he done any dental work on you?
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: psi]
#26369412 - 12/08/19 04:35 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Very soon he will in about a month at the homeless shelter
We met in the green house almost a year ago
I have a big group of friends from India
I'll be there one day to visit , they said I can come
Non of my friends are from canada all of them stright from over sea
He has no company misses his family
so I do make time for him every weekend , out of respect even if I'm beat tierd
A fare amount of the people in my everyday life honestly dont even speack English
Even the people from India the English isn't strong , they will ask me what whoever said
For some reason they respect me , they just want my company nothing material , no money
Most of my family isn't from here and most of them speack no English at all
Somehow they know
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: watermelon mon]
#26369504 - 12/08/19 05:14 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Not that it relates
In my experience some of the nastiest rudest laziest self ceneterd miserabl people
Who all tried to breack my spirit are all white and from here
Maybe that came out wrong but that's been my experience
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: watermelon mon]
#26369552 - 12/08/19 05:43 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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A little bit...I know it might be hard but please don't let them cloud your judgement and think all white people from here are like that.. My parents always took a lot of pride in being able to raise their children in a country where we could have friends from all over the world. I had a family from India babysit me for years when i was younger and enjoyed every moment of it, my parents obviously trusted them with my life..
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: watermelon mon]
#26369566 - 12/08/19 05:55 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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watermelon mon said: Not that it relates
In my experience some of the nastiest rudest laziest self ceneterd miserabl people
Who all tried to breack my spirit are all white and from here
Maybe that came out wrong but that's been my experience
Nah. Just dont generalize. Ive met many hindu people who were shit and only cared about money(not people) so....
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: watermelon mon]
#26369593 - 12/08/19 06:06 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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watermelon mon said: I have a big group of friends from India
I'll be there one day to visit , they said I can come
You should definitely go there one day mon, that place is fucking wild:






Didn't you visit a Shroomerite in Australia recently?
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26369622 - 12/08/19 06:28 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't want cows in the restaurant that I am eating at.
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#26369707 - 12/08/19 07:21 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd share my table with the cow, and maybe buy it a beer.
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: PatrickKn]
#26369755 - 12/08/19 07:54 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I shit you not, just after taking that pic, the cow walked in a few steps further and took a giant piss in the middle of the restaurant. Nobody did a thing about it, that holy motherfucker. They're like dogs there:

That one had seriously bad breath.
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#26369760 - 12/08/19 07:58 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: I shit you not, just after taking that pic, the cow walked in a few steps further and took a giant piss in the middle of the restaurant. Nobody did a thing about it, that holy motherfucker. They're like dogs there:

That one had seriously bad breath.
At least it wasnt a holy shit
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#26369876 - 12/08/19 09:44 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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This thread is out of control. Off the watermelmon
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Can you swing the rest of us getting any practical care or do I have to limp to the same bar I'll do time at because of things....uhg I dont like how that came out.. I just wanna get us some shots.
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: ichugwindex]
#26370095 - 12/09/19 01:51 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wut r u drunk ? I can’t get drunk unless I try and then I feel shitty. I am closest I’ll be to drunk rn. 5 drinks in
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Ya I'm there man.
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: spirit_shadow] 1
#26371132 - 12/09/19 03:16 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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watermelon mon said: Not that it relates
In my experience some of the nastiest rudest laziest self ceneterd miserabl people
Who all tried to breack my spirit are all white and from here
Maybe that came out wrong but that's been my experience
Nah. Just dont generalize. Ive met many hindu people who were shit and only cared about money(not people) so.... 
There’s definitely something a little off about Indian culture. Seems like half that country is involved in scams
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#26371148 - 12/09/19 03:21 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Third world countries are always corrupt and full of scams.
Indian culture is wonderful.
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26371150 - 12/09/19 03:23 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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call the scammers MOTHERBITCH
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: gopher]
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Man I went to the dentist on my B day, found out I have a cavity. First cavity in my life.
Also went to the vet on my B day. Gonna spend over a grand this month thru January. Gotta go back to the vet weds, cause my dogs platelets are low and he's gonna have surgery. Plan is to remove a fatty tumor that could become a mobility issue. It's just fat, not cancer, we checked.
Sucks to spend the money, but gotta do it.
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26371509 - 12/09/19 05:31 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Didn't you visit a Shroomerite in Australia recently?
Yes I did 3 of them
I flew across the world to meet strangers
It was the best time of my life
Heard India is crazy I'm going to stay with my friend and his family , they are here in Canada permanent
With the money my friends make here they are pretty much the soul provider of thier family's back home
Sorry everybody I love you
I dont think you guys really know me yet
The shroomerites in Australia do they seen inside the watermelon
Some of my best friends are from the Caribbean
They are taking me on a boat with naked chicks and chocolate , when they go home
I earned my respect and love
From somone who isn't a lover
Love will get you killed
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: watermelon mon]
#26371513 - 12/09/19 05:32 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm not joking
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: watermelon mon]
#26371587 - 12/09/19 05:58 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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watermelon mon said: They are taking me on a boat with naked chicks and chocolate , when they go home
Sounds dope.
You should check out the beach on the Toronto Islands watermelon mon.
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: psi]
#26371727 - 12/09/19 07:10 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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India is a shithole but what koods said was racist af.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: India is a shithole but what koods said was racist af.
It sounds more like a sound statistic to me (although im sure it is under half)
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#26371761 - 12/09/19 07:27 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I will Toronto is crazy I'll bring this dentist to that beach for real
if you're still down for a walk in the park I'm still coming to see you one day man , I'll be alone
I think it would be a honor and in person you'll see me and I'll see you
When I met nobodyyouknow it was so funny , what a day
He drank to much cocacola
Can't wait to see him again
If you're still down , I'll be on the shroomery this spring
Lately I work 2 jobs crazy hours
2 jobs every saturday and sunday too
I am over worked big time for minimum wage
But any sunday pretty much anytime I can make it
My dental friend from India sometimes on the weekends I honestly dont know how I make it
Sometimes I dont feel like going to see him
Evertime I do I'm super happy I make that time
He is a very nice guy and I want to show him a good time
I know what it's like to pretty much have no one not that i feel bad for anyone
A lot of these people come to our country , with hope to meet friends , a wife
A fair amount of them end up very let down , on that end
It ends up not being what they thought it would be
I wont let anyone down again in any way and when I say something I mean it
I think friendship is different in our culture it's not real friendship from what i see
I'll be your friend for life though a true friend
Even if I seem bad weird to some people , it's not like that man
Not in a bad way
Somehow I get a long with everybody
The shroomery is the only place I can joke
Most of my posts aren't jokes but I'm sure you can tell if one is
I dont joke in person
Where i come from they do not joke around
I stay the fuck away from everyone , all of these people came to me and they were my friend first
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: koods]
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watermelon mon said: Not that it relates
In my experience some of the nastiest rudest laziest self ceneterd miserabl people
Who all tried to breack my spirit are all white and from here
Maybe that came out wrong but that's been my experience
Nah. Just dont generalize. Ive met many hindu people who were shit and only cared about money(not people) so.... 
There’s definitely something a little off about Indian culture. Seems like half that country is involved in scams
While they spend their money on me , not the other way around
They bring me home for dinner , for party
One time I didnt eat their bag of chips
They thought I was mad at them
So I showed them my lunch
They were all saying oh you got some gym food he has gym food
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: watermelon mon]
#26371830 - 12/09/19 08:11 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Im not saying all are like that.....just like all white people are not shit. There are bad people no matter where you go in the world. That was my only point
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26371937 - 12/09/19 09:51 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I know
I'm not taking back what I said though
So far that's been the experience
Like a never ending circle twisting down
Maybe it's more of a younger generation thing
All of the old timers i know are amazing
People are people everywhere but maybe there is a bit more to it
I am white
besides a small amount of people I know
They deffenitly have disappointed me the most not because I expected anything it's about respect
I'm actually surprised I found someone who dosent want things from me
Someone who dosent just treat you like a disposable piece of trash
I honestly feel better now
Couldn't even imagine what the road would bring if I havent met all of the people I've met in the last year or so
When I do go places out of here I wouldn't be surprised if I end up with nothing no passport no clothes
Life is to short though and the risk is worth it
Italy is where I'll probably be the most
On the beach
I'm going to go smash as many Russian women as I can sunny on the beach it will be fun
Some of them sound mean this one chick was like no fuck you
I like that
No lie I was thinking what the fuck where did all of them come from
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: watermelon mon]
#26372137 - 12/10/19 12:31 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ive said it before, everyone needs a good friend.
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Re: Late at night I hangout with my dentist [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26372480 - 12/10/19 06:52 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah man my only friend used to be a hooker or two
One for conversation for full anount of time
When I tried to leave early
she just kept on sucking my dick
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