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OfflineSchroomfairy
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You know when your a hobbyist when ..
    #26367908 - 12/07/19 09:28 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

All,

I wanted to start this thread to see how many ideas the forum could come up with to make a possible top 10 list.

I will start.

"You know your a shroom hobbyist when"

-you plan your RL schedule on your grow's.
-You have strange shit like gloves, scalpel, oats for a horse which you don't have a horse, flow hood..etc around the house.


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OfflineShroomhunts
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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: Schroomfairy]
    #26367919 - 12/07/19 09:38 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You know your a mushroom hobbyist when you use your old spawn jars as drinking glasses because you got hundreds and nothing to use em for


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: Shroomhunts]
    #26367930 - 12/07/19 09:45 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You know your a mushroom hobbyist when you become cleaner..


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: Shroomhunts]
    #26367932 - 12/07/19 09:46 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You know your a mushroom hobbyiest when you move your TV out of your bedroom because that desk space could be used for tubs, cultures, or bags/jars.


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:sporedrop:~~~:peyote::sanpedro:~~~:sporedrop:

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OfflineCybin_man
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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: Shroomhunts]
    #26367933 - 12/07/19 09:47 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You know you’re a hobbyist when you read shit on the shroomery multiple times a day. :wink:


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: Changa Alchemist]
    #26367936 - 12/07/19 09:49 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

When you are worried porch pirates are going to steal your agar agar before you get home.


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: Antigov] * 1
    #26367946 - 12/07/19 09:59 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You tell your wife, "all I have to do is set up the pressure cooker and check it a couple times."


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: Madcapper144]
    #26367967 - 12/07/19 10:09 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You feel like Bruce Wayne, with a secret life.


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: Schroomfairy] * 1
    #26367976 - 12/07/19 10:16 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You know you're mushroom hobbyist when every time you go out, you're looking around for any good lawns, woodchips, and just any landscaping for mushrooms or potential spot for mushrooms when the season comes


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: Schroomfairy] * 1
    #26368547 - 12/08/19 08:36 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Schroomfairy said:
You feel like Bruce Wayne, with a secret life.



Don't forget the bat cave you don't let anyone know about but sometimes disappear to at family gatherings lol


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: Madcapper144]
    #26368671 - 12/08/19 09:40 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You know your a hobbiest when you go to walmart for house hold essentials with your significant other and they find you in the tote aisle with a tape measure in hand looking like a lunatic pulling out all the different sizes and inspecting them. :strokebeard:


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: Nikoyo]
    #26368725 - 12/08/19 10:00 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You know when your a hobbyist when you.. yell at your better half for retaining foodstuff that go moldy.

Or when you send a sms...
                       
"Hey can you pick up a packet of single use gloves for me?


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: meaculpaUIO]
    #26368876 - 12/08/19 11:33 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

when you get lost in weird rants like this:

penis envy are the british monarchs of mushroom world.. a masterful specimen, but tons of in breeding with same isolated culture -a few deformaties.. but ultra potent.

to elite of asian culture, are def golden halo penis envies.. their original culture is engulfed into so many cultures they eventually surpassed the monarchs.. by crossing their golden culture with the penis envy culture.


the africans.. like albino penis envy, low representation, but with proper crossing and isolation away from weak multispore wedges(french, german, brits), they'll climb to a top position.

Jeez.. I see a petri dish as if it's the eye of ra playing out the egyptian monad, a monokaryotic spore is god, it realize it's a spore and want to experience reality so it germinates..  eventually it start seperating and isolating into unique universes and dimensions as it expand seperate and isolate.


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: trippleblack]
    #26368961 - 12/08/19 12:18 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

:wowjustwow:


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: Failboat]
    #26380433 - 12/14/19 12:52 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Any more? I think so far my favorite is Nikoyo...


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: Schroomfairy] * 1
    #26380547 - 12/14/19 03:47 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

when ur walking thru a pasture and u say to urself theres a premium pile of shit and proceed to take it home with u


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Re: You know when your a hobbyist when .. [Re: jcm4620]
    #26380550 - 12/14/19 03:59 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

when you haven't got any contamination for 5 years... but you haven't grown shrooms for 5 years
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