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pixelpopper
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How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips
#26365323 - 12/06/19 03:30 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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A whole bag of chips, normal size not a small bitch bag
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: pixelpopper] 1
#26365329 - 12/06/19 03:34 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I eat a bag cool ranch doritos in minutes. So I rarely buy one.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: Crazy_Horse] 1
#26365331 - 12/06/19 03:35 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Crazy_Horse said: I eat a bag cool ranch doritos in minutes. So I rarely buy one.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: pixelpopper] 1
#26365398 - 12/06/19 04:09 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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If I use my willpower to the max to stretch it out, half an hour.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: Tangich] 1
#26365401 - 12/06/19 04:09 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lobster sucks
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: SonicTitan] 1
#26365454 - 12/06/19 04:50 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't buy chips cause I eat like 2/3 of the bag in one sitting and the rest the day after and then I crave more.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: Patlal] 1
#26365459 - 12/06/19 04:52 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nice to see we have some pizza lovers around here.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: pixelpopper] 1
#26365479 - 12/06/19 05:00 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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STAL
sometimes power through 2 bags of Jalapeno Cheddar Doritos in under an hour sometimes have a single bag in my house for more than a week
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: SonicTitan] 2
#26365501 - 12/06/19 05:07 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
SonicTitan said: Lobster sucks
A guy goes to a cheap whore and has a racous fuck. Comes back the next day and complains of an std. The whore says "you paid for crabs what did you expect? Lobster?"
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: longbus] 1
#26365548 - 12/06/19 05:31 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Edited by Mandarinfish (07/23/20 04:12 PM)
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: Mandarinfish]
#26365573 - 12/06/19 05:44 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Found the Canadian.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: christopera]
#26365592 - 12/06/19 05:51 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Like a week.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: Mandarinfish]
#26365598 - 12/06/19 05:54 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Thinkin abouttt ketchup chips.. and for some reason, the game battleship.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: SporeJunkie] 3
#26365798 - 12/06/19 07:39 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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like an hour...I can easily go through 2 bags. I mean half the bag is empty to begin with
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#26365833 - 12/06/19 08:06 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Ahab McBathsalts said: Like a week.
or more for me and the mate.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: longbus]
#26365989 - 12/06/19 10:28 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
longbus said:
Quote:
SonicTitan said: Lobster sucks
A guy goes to a cheap whore and has a racous fuck. Comes back the next day and complains of an std. The whore says "you paid for crabs what did you expect? Lobster?"
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: Niffla] 1
#26366198 - 12/07/19 02:26 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sorry, I only eat lobster chips.
It takes me 365-360 + 5-5+1 days to eat them.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: Loaded Shaman] 1
#26366270 - 12/07/19 04:57 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I dont buy chips or other salty snacks. For some reason I can only be at peace with myself when there is nothing left in the bag
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26366389 - 12/07/19 07:40 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sometimes they'll sit there untouched for a week or two and other times they'll disappear in a sitting. It just depends on my current levels of hunger and self loathing. I've been trying to eat better. I can seriously crush some bell peppers and dill dip. Went pretty gay for a bag of carrots the other day too. High veg diets make my farts extra potent too so I can tell the wife is torn on whether to be happy or not I'm eating better. I'm on the toilet right now shitting out some cukes, it smells somewhere between raw leather and a decomposing body.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: larry.fisherman]
#26366431 - 12/07/19 08:15 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bumpin Pork Rinds!
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: feldman114]
#26366585 - 12/07/19 09:43 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Im not a chip person
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26366857 - 12/07/19 12:35 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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spirit_shadow said: Im not a chip person 
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: pixelpopper]
#26366956 - 12/07/19 01:12 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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"small bitch bag"?

Its called a snack bag. Takes about 2 days to eat a full bag. They go atale pretty fast so theres a time-limit.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26366959 - 12/07/19 01:13 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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How big is the bag
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26366960 - 12/07/19 01:13 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: Its called a snack bag.
that's what she said
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: pixelpopper]
#26366969 - 12/07/19 01:17 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I thought the small bitch bag was called fun size

weird the picture works in preview but crashes up here, it a pic of a small bitch bag of chips
Edited by gopher (12/07/19 01:19 PM)
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: gopher]
#26366980 - 12/07/19 01:20 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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i treat fun size quantities like 7-up
never have, never will
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: pixelpopper]
#26366984 - 12/07/19 01:21 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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The really small ones are the "Fun Size". Those are way too small.
PS, 7-Up is delicious.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26367020 - 12/07/19 01:39 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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But if you buy the snack bags, you have to pay more to get them all in the small individual bags... plus there's more waste involved due to the individual packaging combined with the overall packaging of the individual leading to packaging of packaging for smaller packages in larger packages all wrapped together in one package of packages
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: pixelpopper]
#26367083 - 12/07/19 02:20 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Grams...
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: pixelpopper]
#26367085 - 12/07/19 02:22 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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True.
I try to avoid the big bags of chips cause i always end up eating way too much and feeling sick. I have terrible self control with Family-sized bags of chips.
I stick the mid-sized bags from quickie marts. They are the ideal size for me
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26367092 - 12/07/19 02:26 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: True.
I try to avoid the big bags of chips cause i always end up eating way too much and feeling sick. I have terrible self control with Family-sized bags of chips.
I stick the mid-sized bags from quickie marts. They are the ideal size for me
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: Shroomerquest]
#26367135 - 12/07/19 02:49 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: pixelpopper] 1
#26367205 - 12/07/19 03:38 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
pixelpopper said:

Mad street cred for that GIF, sir.
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: Loaded Shaman]
#26367213 - 12/07/19 03:41 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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5-10 minutes
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] 1
#26379015 - 12/13/19 11:02 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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guys, i am off the chips
i decided instead of buying chips, i am buying bags of roasted peanuts still in the shells instead
these are better than the "cocktail peanuts" or roasted peanuts that come shelled, because those have lots of salt, sugar, and unhealthy oils added. These are just straight nutz.
And they make snacking more involved cus ya gotted smash the shellz instead of just shoveling into mouth
plus, you can share them with crows and other birds
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: pixelpopper]
#26379024 - 12/13/19 11:06 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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One sitting
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of nutz [Re: pixelpopper]
#26379036 - 12/13/19 11:12 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
pixelpopper said: These are just straight nutz, shoveling into mouth,
plus, you can share them.
That's what she said!
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26379041 - 12/13/19 11:17 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
tyrannicalrex said:
Quote:
pixelpopper said: These are just straight nutz, shoveling into mouth,
plus, you can share them.
That's what she said!
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: pixelpopper]
#26379059 - 12/13/19 11:25 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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All that and a bag of....
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26379065 - 12/13/19 11:29 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Interesting... Any time I try outrageous flavors like that I'm usually disappointed
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Re: How long does it take you to eat a bag of chips [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#26379075 - 12/13/19 11:34 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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They were pretty good, would be great with a tuna sand and probably crumbled into some tomato soup.
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