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lavod
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Auto accidents and fault determination 2
#26364382 - 12/06/19 06:48 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ever see the remnants ov a crash and wonder whose fault it is? Okay, well, i'll tell you!
-If one ov the cars is a Toyota, then it is the Toyotadope's fault. -If two cars are Toyotas, then fault conforms to the following pecking order ov driving stupidity: Prius is automatically at fault followed by Corolla, Camry, Sienna, Lexus(Toyotas for older Toyotadopes), Avalon, and Tacoma. -If there are two ov the same Toyotas but the Toyotadopes are ov different sex, then it is the female's fault. -If there are two ov the same Toyotas with Toyotadopes ov the same sex driving, then further discernment is necessary. Besides leftist bumper stickers, fault is determined by which car had more dents(commonly found on the bumper corners ov Toyotas) prior to the accident. -If no cars are Toyotas, determination ov fault is much harder. Mind you, a Toyotadope is still very likely to be at fault as they will frequently cause an accident but escape unharmed and oblivious themselves.
There you have it. No need for accident reports, this is an accurate determination ov fault. I have'nt made a Toyotadope thread in a while. It was spurred by the Avalon that crashed into my co-worker the other day(his last accident at work as well as my last were also caused by Toyotadopes), and my trip to Puerto Rico which featured a mass array ov Toyotadope behavior. I love when i drive people around and get to point out all the Toyotadopes to their bewildered eyes. They are a scourge ov the roadways and i have opened quite a few people up to this unfortunate fact ov life. After i open their eyes, they see them all over too and know to proceed with caution in their vicinity.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: Auto accidents and fault determination [Re: lavod]
#26364387 - 12/06/19 06:51 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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k good job figuring stuff out :]
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psi
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sh4d0ws
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Re: Auto accidents and fault determination [Re: psi] 1
#26364484 - 12/06/19 07:57 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I bet I'm gonna see Toyotadopes every time I'm on the road now.
Thanks for the warning
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Tripsurfer
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Re: Auto accidents and fault determination [Re: sh4d0ws]
#26364909 - 12/06/19 12:26 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I personally find women drivers to be a lot more dangerous. And usually you cant even point out their dangerous behaviors because they are completely oblivious to everybody else on the road
-------------------- Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros... A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.

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