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InvisibleFiery
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Things about riding a bike...a true second hand story involving sex.
    #26364004 - 12/05/19 10:25 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Things about riding a bike...a true second hand story involving sex. [Re: Fiery]
    #26364053 - 12/05/19 11:42 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

That sounds fun. The other day there was this really hot dude with his hot wife. They drove to the top of the mountain and were looking out and watching the storm come in. They were the only ones there so they got naked and did sexy time and it was good. It's always better outside for some reason.

I hope you aren't pregnant


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Re: Things about riding a bike...a true second hand story involving sex. [Re: Fiery]
    #26364085 - 12/06/19 12:22 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

edited


Edited by Fiery (12/06/19 08:47 PM)


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Re: Things about riding a bike...a true second hand story involving sex. [Re: Fiery]
    #26364095 - 12/06/19 12:42 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Hickory Dickery dock
This bitch was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
So I dumped my goo
Hickory slippery cock


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Re: Things about riding a bike...a true second hand story involving sex. [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26364478 - 12/06/19 07:53 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Hickory Dickery has got to be the most sexual of all nursery rhymes.


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I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Re: Things about riding a bike...a true second hand story involving sex. [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26364560 - 12/06/19 09:00 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Flowstone, all your posts about sex read as if they were written by someone who has never had sex.


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Re: Things about riding a bike...a true second hand story involving sex. [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
    #26364617 - 12/06/19 09:38 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ichugwindex said:
Hickory Dickery dock
This bitch was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
So I dumped my goo
Hickory slippery cock and dropped her off on the next block




I loved the dice man too back then.


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Re: Things about riding a bike...a true second hand story involving sex. [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #26364624 - 12/06/19 09:45 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Flowstone, all your posts about sex read as if they were written by someone who has never had sex.



This isn't possible. He clearly has some raw animal magnetism that gets him in to tropey, impossible situations that don't exist outside of fiction. If I've ever been so sure of someone's sexual veracity and their honesty about it, it's fiery. Obviously only surpassed by the likes of pivotingpenguin and other mid to post-pubescent homies


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Re: Things about riding a bike...a true second hand story involving sex. [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #26364814 - 12/06/19 11:28 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, dudes like that really shoot semen into vulvas and internal wombs.


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