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#26361838 - 12/04/19 08:52 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Seriously I am broke and I can't sell blood because I had cancer once. I sick and can't go to work even though I want to (doctors orders). $20 and you can kick me or punch me just not in the stomach or face. I don't want to bleed to death and I'm too handsome to get punched in the face for money. Anyone interested? I would travel but I'm broke and it defeats the purpose.
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26361841 - 12/04/19 08:56 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Get punched in the dirtbox.
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FUCK. THAT. NOISE. Look up mturk and join it. You can make decent money doing easy stuff.
Edit: all from home.
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ZombiWurm
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Well most of this post was a joke but I'll definitely look that up. I have the flu so I can't go back to work for 10 days and may not be able to pay rent next month. Everyone in my house has the flu right now. My girlfriend gave it to me and her sister. She was hospitalized on thanksgiving because of it and again today. I'm really stressed out so I thought making some jokes would help me feel better.
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Dude.. I had the idea for slap me for a dollar.. could prob make a lot.. lol.
Back in the day I used to let people slap my sunburn for $$ and I made quite a lot of cash as a joke at the bars..
It worked for me.. few slaps on the back to pay for a night of boozin with me and my homies was absolutely worth it.. regardless of the fact I was doing in for fun anyways..
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spirit_shadow said: FUCK. THAT. NOISE. Look up mturk and join it. You can make decent money doing easy stuff.
Edit: all from home.
I do some of this... i wouldn't say its decent money tho
Its hard to find enough jobs to do daily, and most pay very, very little. Really hard to earn anything approaching even minimum wage part time
More like $10-30 a week, on a good week if you stay on top of it every day
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26361893 - 12/04/19 09:53 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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get a job
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spirit_shadow said: FUCK. THAT. NOISE. Look up mturk and join it. You can make decent money doing easy stuff.
Edit: all from home.
I do some of this... i wouldn't say its decent money tho
Its hard to find enough jobs to do daily, and most pay very, very little. Really hard to earn anything approaching even minimum wage part time
More like $10-30 a week, on a good week if you stay on top of it every day
There are certain plugins that make it stupid easy to get the higher paying ones first. I tried it for a very short time in between jobs and I made $20 in like 3 days which is chump change but that was just getting started with the plugins. If you went klutch with it you could probably make bank
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I have a very good job. I'm too sick to work.
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26362340 - 12/05/19 07:07 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ill give you 150 for each punch in the face
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Nah I have to look presentable for work. If I scare my clients I can't go to work. I work with in a group home for people with intellectual and developmental disabilities. If they don't recognize me they will flip out.
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm] 1
#26362345 - 12/05/19 07:11 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I wont hit you hard
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Then whats the point in paying for it?
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm] 1
#26362384 - 12/05/19 07:28 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cause id hit you hard
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26362556 - 12/05/19 09:15 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Psyche delics said: Ill give you 150 for each punch in the face
I'll top that.
If a Shroomerite trusts you enough to just give you $20 or a higher sum, they get a free 1 year supporter account (a $45 value item), which they can either take themselves or give to another.
I'd prefer them to give $45 because but 20 is enough.
We need to see evidence of the transaction have taken place, of course.
This is a onetime thing, future panhandling might be penalized as spamming.
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Niffla] 1
#26362595 - 12/05/19 09:44 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dude I laughed so hard when I first saw that video. I watched it a dozen times.
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Asante]
#26362598 - 12/05/19 09:45 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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LMAO
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Asante]
#26362600 - 12/05/19 09:46 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Isn't that what The Pub is for? Talking about anything and everything? It's literally just a joke. A means to a conversation.
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That's not how you honor a deal.
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26362643 - 12/05/19 09:59 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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you have a good job but dont have $20
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My good job doesn't pay well and I'm sick and can't work for like 10 days. My girlfriend also has the flu and can't work so yeah. I have a good job and no money. Plus all the medical bills I am pretty screwed. Though this was a joke it seems to be garnering negative attention for whatever reason.
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26362682 - 12/05/19 10:14 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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maybe this is a wakeup call to put some of your money away for these "rainy days".
i feel bad for you if you dont have $20 between two working people. that sucks.
i just had the flu. pretty bad this time. but there was no reason to see a doctor. what are your medical bills? did you go to the ER? good job but no health insurance?
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26362727 - 12/05/19 10:32 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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split_by_nine said: maybe this is a wakeup call to put some of your money away for these "rainy days".
I hate to be the one to say I told you so but..
Am I not the guy who consistently says to have two weeks to a month of supplies, food drink etc in your house.
And many go "Asante is at it again" but look at this:
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ZombiWurm said: My good job doesn't pay well and I'm sick and can't work for like 10 days. My girlfriend also has the flu and can't work so yeah. I have a good job and no money. Plus all the medical bills I am pretty screwed. Though this was a joke it seems to be garnering negative attention for whatever reason.
THIS IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF SERVICE INTERRUPTION I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
For ZombiWurm, the bank is out, the ATM doesn't work.
This is what I mean guys, 2 people with good jobs having to bridge a 10 day gap.
They can ring the neighbor's bell for a box of macaroni but, you get what I'm saying.

Of course you don't fill a vat with rice if you can have a well stocked pantry but even a vat of rice would be useful for this couple right now.
"Howdy neighbor. We have a bit of a prob for the next few days, trade you a milk jug of rice for a box of eggs, some butter and broth cubes?
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Asante]
#26362771 - 12/05/19 11:01 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just got back from my 3 week stint off work(to see girlfriend) so I know what its like to be down and out for a couple days. I get paid in about 9 or 10 hours, I wont be getting a lot but if you still need some help I can paypal you $20
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I really appreciate the offer but I think we will be fine. I was kinda upset at the situation and high on the codeine the doctor gave me so I started a few rants on the shroomery. We have food for now and family and friends would help if we asked. It just kinda sucks is all and I wanted to talk about it. I do appreciate the offer though.
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26362882 - 12/05/19 12:14 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh and get this shit! The codeine was practically free with insurance but an asthma inhaler was $60 fucking dollars.
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pixelpopper said:
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spirit_shadow said: FUCK. THAT. NOISE. Look up mturk and join it. You can make decent money doing easy stuff.
Edit: all from home.
I do some of this... i wouldn't say its decent money tho
Its hard to find enough jobs to do daily, and most pay very, very little. Really hard to earn anything approaching even minimum wage part time
More like $10-30 a week, on a good week if you stay on top of it every day
Try UpWork. Go for content writing if you have no IT/programming skills. You can get up to $200 per article once you build up a reputation. Or try TextBroker if you suck at writing. They pay 1-5 cents/word for shitty content. You can easily pull $100 per day. These 2 sites literally got me off the street. Thank god for free library computers.
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26362892 - 12/05/19 12:18 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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You sure man? I really dont mind. Im glad to hear you have good friends. Everyone needs a good friend in their life
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Asante]
#26362899 - 12/05/19 12:23 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah I try to keep emergency supplies around like food rations and stuff. A few years ago I had a couple months worth of those and ended up just eating them for the hell of it. We are working on a savings account and all that and I'm asking for a raise when I go back to work and picking up a second job. If all goes as planned the pay from the second job will fund the savings account and emergency fund.
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Yeah bro im sure. Seriously though I really appreciate the offer. It's nice to know that if someone needs help that there are people out here willing to help strangers. I might have stuff to trade though. I'm always down to trade things in the hobby.
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26362917 - 12/05/19 12:34 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Its all good. And I know what you mean about emergency rations.... I went through all my ramen past couple months cos I actually really like ramen haha
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: feldman114]
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feldman114 said:
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pixelpopper said:
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spirit_shadow said: FUCK. THAT. NOISE. Look up mturk and join it. You can make decent money doing easy stuff.
Edit: all from home.
I do some of this... i wouldn't say its decent money tho
Its hard to find enough jobs to do daily, and most pay very, very little. Really hard to earn anything approaching even minimum wage part time
More like $10-30 a week, on a good week if you stay on top of it every day
Try UpWork. Go for content writing if you have no IT/programming skills. You can get up to $200 per article once you build up a reputation. Or try TextBroker if you suck at writing. They pay 1-5 cents/word for shitty content. You can easily pull $100 per day. These 2 sites literally got me off the street. Thank god for free library computers.
Thanks for the suggestions. I'll check those out.
I do use the plugins for mturk, but there still isn't enough jobs available consistently every day to actually make much - even if you're on there all day, the good paying stuff doesn't come up much and its all done very quickly. Lots of competition...
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26363119 - 12/05/19 02:31 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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How the hell do you get medical bills from having the flu?
You lie in bed, take plenty of fluids and it passes all by itself within a week or two
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Tripsurfer]
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Tripsurfer said: How the hell do you get medical bills from having the flu?
By being a hypochondriac?
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Tripsurfer said: How the hell do you get medical bills from having the flu?
By being a hypochondriac?
Depends on what you mean by medical.....
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Sucking on cough lozenges, the kinds sold as candy, almost is as effective as medicated cough syrup.
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I hate ramen. It's like the flavor just slides off the noodles.
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Tripsurfer] 1
#26363762 - 12/05/19 07:35 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have medical bills from having cancer and other health problems. I'm cancer free though so that's good.
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Damn man im glad to hear you are cancer free. Thats some rough shit :/
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26363850 - 12/05/19 08:33 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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ZombiWurm said: I'm cancer free though so that's good.
That's great man
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
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Gotta tell the story straight man. First its flu now its cancer
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Tripsurfer]
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Tripsurfer said: Gotta tell the story straight man. First its flu now its cancer
Reading it straight helps too.
His GF had the flu.
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Asante]
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I have the flu so I can't go back to work for 10 days
Whats that Asante?
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Tripsurfer]
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I just read it as he has medical debt because he had cancer, now he's clear of it
and now he has the flu, which is why he can't go to work at the moment
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Yes it all makes sense now
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26366444 - 12/07/19 08:24 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah, it's a long story, but im fine.
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Just an update: Everything worked out. I was able to use all of my PTO that was scheduled to be used later and 4 of my coworkers gave me shifts of theirs so could make up the hours during the time I was supposed to be on vacation. So it all worked out, life is good and my coworkers are awesome.
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