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ZombiWurm
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$20 to let you kick me 1
#26361838 - 12/04/19 08:52 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Seriously I am broke and I can't sell blood because I had cancer once. I sick and can't go to work even though I want to (doctors orders). $20 and you can kick me or punch me just not in the stomach or face. I don't want to bleed to death and I'm too handsome to get punched in the face for money. Anyone interested? I would travel but I'm broke and it defeats the purpose.
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Ahab McBathsalts
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26361841 - 12/04/19 08:56 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Get punched in the dirtbox.
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spirit_shadow
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FUCK. THAT. NOISE. Look up mturk and join it. You can make decent money doing easy stuff.
Edit: all from home.
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ZombiWurm
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Well most of this post was a joke but I'll definitely look that up. I have the flu so I can't go back to work for 10 days and may not be able to pay rent next month. Everyone in my house has the flu right now. My girlfriend gave it to me and her sister. She was hospitalized on thanksgiving because of it and again today. I'm really stressed out so I thought making some jokes would help me feel better.
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dnkronic
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Dude.. I had the idea for slap me for a dollar.. could prob make a lot.. lol.
Back in the day I used to let people slap my sunburn for $$ and I made quite a lot of cash as a joke at the bars..
It worked for me.. few slaps on the back to pay for a night of boozin with me and my homies was absolutely worth it.. regardless of the fact I was doing in for fun anyways..
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pixelpopper
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said: FUCK. THAT. NOISE. Look up mturk and join it. You can make decent money doing easy stuff.
Edit: all from home.
I do some of this... i wouldn't say its decent money tho
Its hard to find enough jobs to do daily, and most pay very, very little. Really hard to earn anything approaching even minimum wage part time
More like $10-30 a week, on a good week if you stay on top of it every day
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split_by_nine
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26361893 - 12/04/19 09:53 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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get a job
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spirit_shadow
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Quote:
pixelpopper said:
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spirit_shadow said: FUCK. THAT. NOISE. Look up mturk and join it. You can make decent money doing easy stuff.
Edit: all from home.
I do some of this... i wouldn't say its decent money tho
Its hard to find enough jobs to do daily, and most pay very, very little. Really hard to earn anything approaching even minimum wage part time
More like $10-30 a week, on a good week if you stay on top of it every day
There are certain plugins that make it stupid easy to get the higher paying ones first. I tried it for a very short time in between jobs and I made $20 in like 3 days which is chump change but that was just getting started with the plugins. If you went klutch with it you could probably make bank
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ZombiWurm
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I have a very good job. I'm too sick to work.
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26362340 - 12/05/19 07:07 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ill give you 150 for each punch in the face
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ZombiWurm
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Nah I have to look presentable for work. If I scare my clients I can't go to work. I work with in a group home for people with intellectual and developmental disabilities. If they don't recognize me they will flip out.
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Psyche delics
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm] 1
#26362345 - 12/05/19 07:11 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I wont hit you hard
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ZombiWurm
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Then whats the point in paying for it?
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Psyche delics
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm] 1
#26362384 - 12/05/19 07:28 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cause id hit you hard
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: ZombiWurm]
#26362556 - 12/05/19 09:15 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Asante
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Psyche delics said: Ill give you 150 for each punch in the face
I'll top that.
If a Shroomerite trusts you enough to just give you $20 or a higher sum, they get a free 1 year supporter account (a $45 value item), which they can either take themselves or give to another.
I'd prefer them to give $45 because but 20 is enough.
We need to see evidence of the transaction have taken place, of course.
This is a onetime thing, future panhandling might be penalized as spamming.
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ZombiWurm
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Niffla] 1
#26362595 - 12/05/19 09:44 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dude I laughed so hard when I first saw that video. I watched it a dozen times.
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ZombiWurm
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Asante]
#26362598 - 12/05/19 09:45 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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LMAO
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ZombiWurm
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Re: $20 to let you kick me [Re: Asante]
#26362600 - 12/05/19 09:46 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Isn't that what The Pub is for? Talking about anything and everything? It's literally just a joke. A means to a conversation.
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ZombiWurm
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That's not how you honor a deal.
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