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emoticon story time!
    #2634718 - 05/04/04 12:28 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

with all the new emoticons recently added - I figured the perfect way to give em a spin would be to tell a story with em (yeah!)

feel free to add one of your own if you wish  :grin:




There once was a :mad: that :pottymouth: continuously...
(everyone) :lurker: (ignored him) :snub: cause he was such a :whatever:
except for one person ---> :smile2:

:smile2:  :blah:  to  :mad: and gave him some :stash:
to which :mad: was like  :what:  (since no one had ever been nice to him before)
but soon enough they were  :bong: and  :spliff: and everything was all  :flowerchild:

afterwards they met up with  :mrt: :borg: :gonzo: :megaman: and :santaclaus: and they headed off to a  :birthday:
there was mucho :beer: and lots of  :spliff: going around (which made everyone :stoned: )
and there were even some  :pill: and :pill2: too  :thumbup:
and everyone was all :faded:
but when someone busted out with  :syringe: though they all decided  :finger: and left

at which point  :craven:  came along with some  :coffee: and  :cig: and a great  :idea:  ---> they could all go  :sleepingcow:  and look for  :mushroom2:

on their way there however they came across  :satan: who was apparently trying to  :jesus: :rockets:

this made  :mad:  :enraged: enough to  :fork: :hellfire: til he  :bitch:
at which point :smile2: again interviened with :stash:  and pretty soon even :devil: was  :satansmoking:


after everyone was all :blazed: they continued on to the  :sleepingcow: pasture where they found  :eek:

before you know it everyone was  :tripping: and all was  :hippie: once more  :thumbup:















the moral of the story is:
don't be a  :rant: or else  :smile2: might just have to  :whip: your  :ass:



:wink:



..........

Thus Spake Muppet


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:craven:  Ravings of a Madman  :craven:


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Re: emoticon story time! [Re: Muppet]
    #2634822 - 05/04/04 12:47 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

thus spake muppet


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In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter, bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."


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Re: emoticon story time! [Re: Muppet]
    #2634831 - 05/04/04 12:50 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

haha, good job.


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Re: emoticon story time! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2634917 - 05/04/04 01:05 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

yeah...I was trying to use em all but there was just so many  :oogle:



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Thus Spake Muppet


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:craven:  Ravings of a Madman  :craven:


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Re: emoticon story time! [Re: Muppet]
    #2635063 - 05/04/04 01:30 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

too many and that would be one crazy as hell story!


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Re: emoticon story time! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2635198 - 05/04/04 01:52 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

yeah it would  :yesnod:



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Thus Spake Muppet


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:craven:  Ravings of a Madman  :craven:


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Re: emoticon story time! [Re: Muppet]
    #2635378 - 05/04/04 02:47 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Dude... you got WAAAAY too much time on your hands brah. I LIKE IT!


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