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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26345008 - 11/25/19 04:13 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

happy birthday Asante!

message and music i'd like to share
(and the personally pivotal 2012 backstory)

from The Dance of the Soul
by Hazrat Inayat Khan

"I have loved in life and I have been loved.
I have drunk the bowl of poison from the hands of love as nectar,
and have been raised above life's joy and sorrow.
My heart, aflame in love, set afire every heart that came in touch with it.
My heart has been rent and joined again;
My heart has been broken and again made whole;
My heart has been wounded and healed again;
A thousand deaths my heart has died, and thanks be to love, it lives yet.
I went through hell and saw there love's raging fire,
and I entered heaven illumined with the light of love.
I wept in love and made all weep with me;
I mourned in love and pierced the hearts of men;
And when my fiery glance fell on the rocks, the rocks burst forth as volcanoes.
The whole world sank in the flood caused by my one tear;
With my deep sigh the earth trembled,
and when I cried aloud the name of my beloved, I shook the throne of God in heaven.
I bowed my head low in humility, and on my knees I begged of love,
'Disclose to me, I pray thee, O love, thy secret.'
She took me gently by my arms and lifted me above the earth,
and spoke softly in my ear,
'My dear one, thou thyself art love, art lover,
and thyself art the beloved whom thou hast adored.'"

this past two year
one gram of cannabis
a day, versus 5-7,
quiets and calms
my mind
the other day
we took 1.25g
of invitro pins
from cakes we birthed
and felt amazing
all day
still take huge doses
and will continue
since we now grow
but feel need
is few and far between
with microdosing
proving effective
to even a broken
and burnt out
old soldier

still shave left side
of my head (see backstory)
to remind me
of the wonder-filled beauty
of all life
and death
and to never trade
humanity for patriotism
again

and what a long
wonderfully weird
beautifully strange
trip it has been
and continues to be

remember, celebrate, love

expect no resistance
when you respect all existence

embrace all life
to truly live

we make a road
for the spirit to pass over

Drummer, give me your sound
the sun rises

my soul dances

each day that i wake, i will praise~
each day that i wake, i give thanks~

:heart::mushroom2: medicine for the people :mushroom2::heart:


may a piece of my peace be with you always~









“Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows. It's what the sunflowers do.”  -Helen Keller


"Would you like to save the world from the degradation and destruction it seems destined for?  Then step away from shallow mass movements and quietly go to work on your own self-awareness.  If you want to awaken all of humanity, then awaken all of yourself.  If you want to eliminate the suffering in the world, then eliminate all that is dark and negative in yourself.  Truly, the greatest gift you have to give is that of your own self-transformation." ~Lao Tzu




"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing,
there is a field.  I'll meet you there.
When the soul lies down in that grass,
the world is too full to talk about.
Ideas, language, even the phrase each other
doesn't make any sense." ~Rumi



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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: TeaforTwo]
    #26345863 - 11/26/19 12:02 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: pixelpopper]
    #26345896 - 11/26/19 12:50 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Guys, you know how I went a little:



with making this thread a global announcement?

I told Ythan to nuke it when he felt it was ready.

He did, without any conflict.

I did my duty and he did his.

While I slept.

To make it easier on all of us including me.

Water off a ducks back guys, and ducks are aquatic birds.





Lets entertain each other and look for answers for the questions raised.

(no drugs ingested, cup of coffee)


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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: Asante]
    #26345919 - 11/26/19 01:14 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Thank you all for the good vibes and birthday wishes.

Every troll on the site held their tongue in a global announcement by sitting duck Asante.

They felt that this gay agenda outweighed their troll agenda.





No, to encourage the trolls now I must use the most disturbingly horrid piece of trollery I know.

And I know exactly what that was, and as an abuse survivor even I laughed.

Poor poor Oprah!

Hell yes :yesnod:





If only Oprah or his staff had USED THE INTERNET or even HER BRAIN a bit more she would have prevented this canard.

But Oprah is a smart cookie.

Child molestation is the worst thing in the universe.

My guess is that Ophrah knew this was a troll and she deliberately let herself be trolled, to mobilize and warn her viewers.

So 4CHAN gave her a weapon she could use.

Don't you think poor abused Ophrah the INFJ would have thrown TEN MILLION DOLLARS at hunting down that disgusting alleged "pedophile ring"?



No, she knew it was a troll and let them have their fun for helping her with the Righteous Crusade she was on. ERADICATING ALL FORMS OF ABUSE.

You see..

Oprah is so good at what she does because she is an INFJ just like me.
And I totally would have thrown myself in harms way for the greater good, Like I did in this thread, like she did by taking 4CHAN's bait.

If you want to instantly see what personality type you are, take this free online test.

That will help you on your quest and give you, Skywise, a Lodestone to guide YOUR tribe with.

You have followers too, on social media, real life too, who need, depend on your guidance, asnd you on theirs.

So Sheep, become a Good Shepherd to the flock of your life!!



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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: Asante]
    #26345922 - 11/26/19 01:26 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I had a good nights sleep, took out the trash, am loved up again without significant drug intervention (African coffee guys, its the best!)

So I kick a good vibe into the thread and I'm off groceries shopping, another abused black gal like Oprah who keeps on trucking.

Got an inkling?

Click the thing!




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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: Asante]
    #26345923 - 11/26/19 01:27 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: Asante]
    #26345929 - 11/26/19 01:30 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Spirit Guide said:

Onto that bicycle to get some healthy bodyfuel Asante!







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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: Asante]
    #26346030 - 11/26/19 04:35 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

OBESE SHROOMERITES - I HAVE A WEIGHTLOSS MINDTOOL FOR YOU



Its not a pill.

I'm going to mint a gold coin of insight for you :awegold:

You knew all those things but realizing is another, so I just reiterate to help you make up your mind.

-you are overweight or morbidly obese like me (164+kg/365+lbs)
-diets dont work, well only temporarily.

something is missing, the very things you fear:

-switch poison foods for medicine foods
-use poison foods only in medicinal doses
-exercise is mandatory, but NEVER TOO MUCH.

Doesnt sound so intimidating now huh?

Know why people are REALLY mean to you?
I mean beyond what they can come up with?
I mean really really?

-everybody, even the biggest fucking asshole, wants you to lose weight.

Lets let weird al yankovic be an asshole to you to give you a boost of confidence:





Why didnt Michael Jackson sue him to Hell?
Why didnt a REAL gangsta or fatty like us bust a cap in his ass?
Think about that.
Why was that funny?
Think..

-everybody, even the biggest fucking asshole, wants you to lose weight.

(let me hack you please)




Everybody hurts sometimes. Even a serial killers ears hurt by how hard his victim screams. A minor annoyance to him but nonetheless, pain.

-being overweight hurts you more than comfort foods comfort you.

-replace comfort foods with healthy foods

-seek your comfort in your friends, in healthy decisions in exercise.

I'll let the Exorcist Girl scare you to teach you how to overcome your fear and doubt.





Do you know what he did, your loving Admin?

He confronted his shame about his body, about being shamed about his body and get the exercise he needed, by going swimming.

He bought oversized bright red swimtrunks and fiercely bright havaianas flipflops.

His spirit guide told him about that for genius reasons, while Asante was super high, highest ever on MXE, for genius reasons.

This is what I knew at the time: Swimming to challenge crushingly low body esteem due to obesity and having been bullied: VICTORY! 


Know what was the genius of the brightest possible swim gear?

The trunks were firetruck red, which signalled to the people, this:



This brave morbidly obese man exposes himself to us all to try save his life: we must be extra nice no matter how we feel, if we can. Wide load, firetruck, ambulance, coming through.

My flipflops, Havaianas, green soles and yellow straps.  Why exactly that? green natural rubber soles with good traction because when you are morbidly obese your feet skid more readily on a wet smooth floor because your weight to foot surface ratio is off, this is why kids can run like hell and not fall and you cannot.

Soles, soft squishy comfortable rubber with good traction, color green like the grass, straps yellow like the sun above, pure soothing feeling and symbolics for me and to the onlookers the reassurance that however scared this very fat sumo guy was, he was in a funny enough mood to make a spectacle out of it. And the kids found that super funny too and they let that show, and that was reassuring to a former fat kid who was bullied you know.

So I owe it to the children especially that that first swim was a success, but also to drugs.

The MXE.  MXE, Ketamine, Battlefield Anesthetic.. Dissociating you from your fear, you get it?  I was in the aftermath of MXE and the upkick it provides, days later, when my swim equipment arrived.

Can you see what I'm seeing here?

You can even give yourself a placebo by tickling yourseld into a sense of wellness.

But I promised you :biggestnuke: so let me drop it.


This University of California lecture proves you in no uncertain terms that your excess weight is exactly due to excess intake of fructose and alcohol (both simple carbohydrates)

You can go Atkins but you can also still use carbs and I think thats better.

Paleo Diet sounds much better (USE THE INTERNET!!)

Or Vegetarian, or Vegan...

Me?! Vegan?!

Can fruits and vegetables be any fun whatsoever?

Showtime:





Might I propose a solution?

I'm eating a whole pint tub (size of Ben & Jerries) of vegan chocolate icecream and it tastes just as good as "the real thing" but its "even better than the real thing" because its all frighteningly healthy stuff in exactly the right proportions.

You dont want ben & Jerries sugar and fat nuke, not really.



Ben & Jerries tub:  1200 kcal
Vegan yummy tub: 360kcal

My brand is Oppo Colombian Chocolate and Hazelnut and it tastes just as good as Haägen Dasz Belgian Chocolate ice cream - and 840kcal less.

TRY TO FIND TASTY VEGAN TREATS BECAUSE THEY EXISTS AND VEGANS ARE NAZIS ABOUT EATING THE RIGHT INGREDIENTS IN THE RIGHT PROPORTIONS TO PROVIDE A WORTHY SUBSTITUTE FOR JUNKFOOD.

If you fry fries in an Airfrier (hot air circulation oven) you can turn raw potatoes with a dash of salt into all the fries you can eat, and you can dip em into vegan pasta sauce for a dip and you have a super treat thats a tasty fat guy meal without fattening you.

STARCH IS GOOD

BE CAREFUL WITH ADDED SUGAR, HFCS AND LACTOSE AND ALCOHOL

No more added sugars and HCFS than 30 grams total a day
Drinkers, sorry, only 1 glass max on an average day
Lactose, a pint and if you are fat, a liter of milk a day

Quark and Cheese are milk without the lactose, but mind the fat in that.

COW BUTTER IS GOOD AND TASTES BEST if its GRASS FED BUTTER - trust me on that

Now a breather to make a point:



How to make a 55 gallon drum of lemonade for $1

So, your sweet tooth has all you can drink lemonade even if thats all you drink because in those proportions it tastes greath, its a damn good sweetener and raspberry ketone is a weight loss supplement AND a high potency candy flavoring.

You expected the Amazing Horse but no..

It was a more appropriate vvideo, courtesy of the Youtube algorhythms suggesting it jjust now to me. "you might like this more".

Indeed because you fat fuck, don't let a shetland pony ride our Sumo body, WE are going to exercise, but we need an amazing horse, so we let either the water or a bicycle carry our weight.

You are fucking your knees and joints if you start jogging or play basketball with your Maegashira Sumo body!  Let a bicycle or the water carry your weight and use the muscles and joints for propelling. That is weight training too, using your weight as weight training by moving your ass

And to the beautiful, wonderful 800 pound gorilla in the room, the ultra obese and those with severe disabilities, even if you can't even jiggle right now  :sexeh: and cant even giggle right now..

:makesmecry:

There are electrostimulation pads your caretakers can attach to your muscle groups that will move your body even if you are paralyzed like Stephen Hawking, and like my beaytiful Surinamese Hindu friend with a kind of ALS.

MOVE THAT BODY SOLDIER!!

:childsoldier:



NEVER GIVE IN

But I made that point. no I make an even bbigger point for you:



There are people a hell of a lot worse off than you. OK? OK! :asianofapproval:

And FUCK what everybody thinks.. WITH PLIERS! :aghast:

PARK YOUR ASS ON THEIR FACE UNTIL THEY GET IT.

FAT LOAD COMING THROUGH AT MAXIMUM VELOCITY, BY BIKE OR IN WATER.



AND NO ONE --CAN-- STOP YOU!



Even getting excited as you are now is cardio exercidse for you and me!


Is there a magic pill?

There are 2, both to be used as supplements:

-Supplements such as My case for taking a supplement - giving a very specific recommendation.
-Anabolic steroids and SARMs (Shroomery search posts I made on that)

Quote:

https://files.shroomery.org/files/18-11/115901832-Thai_Anabol_5mg_dianabol_tablets.jpg




And now we are on the subject of high testosterone..

Maybe your obesity gave you low testosterone and you can get testosterone gel legally through your doctor.. WHO WANTS YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT TOO.



Your friendly medicine man Asante :asante:  is giving you this advice so you will:

1) see a proper doctor first if you in any way are able to
2) get some veterinarian medicine man advice in case you cannot.

I'm NOT a doctor. I'm a medicine man, and your doctor SHOULD know better, some things, at least, than I do.  But he doesnt know how the lemonade is made and now you know too.


Oh about high testosterone in a healthy body, it comes with a consequence:




A more confident you in a healthier body is a better lover.

More testosterone, healthier food, good exercise?
Let the former Governor of California have his say:




Yeah Arnold and to be fair you got there with a little help from our friend Dianabol (Anabol of the meme I posted) about geting as big and feeling as great and getting motivated to get there too ok?  You confessed that fair and square.

Drugs in the right dose and way are medicine, even strychnine or arsenic.

Guys you dont have to be Conan, how about this physique?



You can think about black people what you will but even the biggest Nazi would agree that this confident guy has a body that gets the chicks.

Speaking of my black guys and hitler obsession lately, TO HELP YOU MORE:





Black Jesse Owens put the "Master Race" into place on the Berlin Olympics.

See what I'm saying?

Here is what Jesse Owens said:


Quote:

Jesse Owens said:

When I came back to my native country, after all the stories about Hitler, I couldn't ride in the front of the bus. I had to go to the back door. I couldn't live where I wanted. I wasn't invited to shake hands with Hitler, but I wasn't invited to the White House to shake hands with the President, either.




Ein Übermensch ist the one who figured it out, und das ist nicht DETERMINED BY die farber der Haut.

And Jesse Owens proved that there was a flaw in Nazism. Thank you Jesse Owens, AND thank you Adolf Hitler, for not exterminating him.

But I digress.. we were on the topic of sex and working out..

Isn't the prospect of better sex, if any, the very best motivation gor losing weight, eating right, and working out?

SEX.. THE BEST POSSIBLE SEX IN A BETTER BODY.

A HE-MAN ORGASM IN A NORMAL BODY.



Isn't that worth a try?

Your he-man transformation for the ultimate motivation, love?

For that you need aggression, as transgenderts know (HRT) an aggression thing..

So donkey.. (shrek talking)

Donkey... (imagine along with me)

I'm big fat Shrek riding your small body so you need big motivation..

Lookie here *teasing*



Want that juicy Beta Carotene?

That delicious carrot of healthy eating and exercisee motivation?

Fairy Godmother (it IS Shrek) Music please!



YOUR LOVE (TO BE) AND YOU NEED A HERO

THAT HERO IS YOU

EVEN IF IT FUCKING TAKES PROPERLY USED VETERINARY STEROIDS TO GET THERE!

BITE THAT FUCKING CARROT YOU FUCKER!!





Oh Asante, nice peptalk for the guys but, how about the girls and inbetweens?
Where is OUR anabolic steroid you dick?

OK..

Anavar (Oxandrolone)  in 5mg doses is just right for girls and people with handicapped and weak bodies, there are SARMs that will do even better, like Ostarine, and there is for EVERYBODY ann extra encore, fully natural, fully legal, a power supplement..

COENZYME Q10


And now, to add a final touch of aggression to this liberating post, to rev up the testoiserone of all genders and laugh at fear..

I just gave you the perfect weapon to defeat the zombies in your head now, the inertia and lack of knowledge, theb sadness and, everything stopping you.

Soo, fucking mental zombies that scared me into getting fat.. Surprise surprise, when you almost prevented my love for me.. I bring you..












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