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OfflineFungiMaster
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Penis Pump
    #26344948 - 11/25/19 03:35 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Pump it up.


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Re: Penis Pump [Re: FungiMaster] * 2
    #26344949 - 11/25/19 03:35 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

That's not my bag baby


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Re: Penis Pump [Re: FungiMaster] * 1
    #26344950 - 11/25/19 03:36 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

:notyou:


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OfflineFungiMaster
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Re: Penis Pump [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26345031 - 11/25/19 04:26 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Man the internet is funny. I looked up penis pump on google and it came up with this ridiculous looking device for $100 for the base unit. I mean come on $100 for a penis pump?


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Re: Penis Pump [Re: FungiMaster]
    #26345047 - 11/25/19 04:34 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Have you seen the fleshlight machine?


It's basically a jerk off station with a motor, handles etc. Lol.


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InvisibleCitizen X
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Re: Penis Pump [Re: Big Worm]
    #26345059 - 11/25/19 04:43 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

What is a penis pump?


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Re: Penis Pump [Re: Citizen X]
    #26345083 - 11/25/19 04:52 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I had an autoblow2 from the fleshlight company. It was fun to use with lube. When you'd finish I'd pull it to the lips and it would be all tight and I'd bust. Easy to clean to with the hand cleaner.


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Re: Penis Pump [Re: FungiMaster]
    #26345140 - 11/25/19 05:18 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Is it a jack off thing or like a penis enlarger gimmick?


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: Penis Pump [Re: Citizen X]
    #26345193 - 11/25/19 05:47 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I think it can be both. There's an equivalent for women. In both cases there is a cartoonishly exaggerated effect due to swelling.


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Re: Penis Pump [Re: psi]
    #26345196 - 11/25/19 05:48 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Man I want a private pad so I can fuck a box. Those fleshlights look advanced now. Fun to squirt a load into.


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Re: Penis Pump [Re: FungiMaster]
    #26345262 - 11/25/19 06:24 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

If I pump my penis any bigger, I'll have to put the bed of my truck in front of my truck just carry my dick while driving.

I'd need better suspension too.


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Re: Penis Pump [Re: Patlal]
    #26345279 - 11/25/19 06:33 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Rofl fags have the biggest dicks who are bitches.


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Re: Penis Pump [Re: FungiMaster]
    #26345338 - 11/25/19 07:07 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Viagra and kratom 💆🏼‍♂️


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Re: Penis Pump [Re: Patlal]
    #26345461 - 11/25/19 07:59 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
If I pump my penis any bigger, I'll have to put the bed of my truck in front of my truck just carry my dick while driving.

I'd need better suspension too.




:yeahthatsfunny:


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Re: Penis Pump [Re: Citizen X]
    #26345515 - 11/25/19 08:18 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I always wanted to try biafra. Sounds like a hell of a good time


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Re: Penis Pump [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26345611 - 11/25/19 09:04 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Yep definetly dont wanna overdo it with a peter pump, and has anyone ever tried those silicone asses like on wish haha. Looks pretty realistic just kinda small. But better than a fleshlight im sure


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Re: Penis Pump [Re: Cootermonkey]
    #26345613 - 11/25/19 09:05 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Specially if you wrapped it in an electric blanket first


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