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Is a dorito a pizza
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They are the same shape, both are cut from a loaf, and they have cheese on top. Pretty similar but I would argue the DOUBLE SIDED COATING and LACK OF CRUST are the key differences here. I’ve seen pizza without tomato but never a double side pizza ! How do you even eat it at that point? I would argue that a white pizza sucks anyway and is not in the same category as zza with a righteous tomato sauce
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Is a dorito a pizza?
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All food is technically pizza
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Are hot dogs sandwiches?
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Patlal]
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I’ll weigh in on this when I’m to a work station and not running around in the field.
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Patlal]
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white pizza does fucking suck
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: splunge]
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I suppose you're into that black pizza...
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Pizza is made on flat breads, tortillas, pitas, all the time. In fact the word, “pizza” is derived from the Latin word “pix” which means pitch, or pitta. So, by it’s very nature pizza is of pita. Doritos are perhaps an unconditional take, but as they are constructed of a flat corn based bread, they linguistically fall in line with pizzas lineage. Moreover, the addition of topings brings a dorito further in line. Of course being shipped via a bag instead of a box, whether made fresh or frozen, a dorito by it’s very nature had to take on the adaptation of a dry cheese dust, and that meant sauce was impractical. So go down to the store and get yourself a bag of pizza. Shit is delicious!
Second off, white pizzza is delicious. It’s cheesy bread and garlic bread combined. It’s even better with pepperoni, I can pass on the tomatoes.
A hot dog is a sandwich, a taco is a sandwich, and 99% of the grilled cheese sandwiches you fucking heathens eat aren’t grilled cheeses but are melts or toasted cheese sandwhiches. So get your fucking lives together you low lifes.
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Oh, and ketchup is a fruit smoothie.
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I think ketchup would be a smoothie IF you drank it A hot dog is definitely a meat sandwich and PiZZA with sauce is a one sided dorito. Not the other way around
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theRealrollforever said: I think ketchup would be a smoothie IF you drank it A hot dog is definitely a meat sandwich and PiZZA with sauce is a one sided dorito. Not the other way around

We already established that a dorito is two sided pizza. That’s twice as much pizza for the same price! Oprah can eat her fucking heart out.
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Pizza is actually a kind of dorito not vice versa. Y’all fucking ignorant as shit.
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confirmed pizza by google
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Sandwiched are just double decker pizzas
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Any you of you low lifes ever had a Wedgie Sandwich?
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A Dorito is not pizza as evidenced by the number of people who if having ordered a pizza were delivered a bag of Doritos would be pissed off..
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Amanita86]
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People are stupid, they’ve never fully analyzed the reality of pizza. 99% of the population thinks a toasted cheese sandwich is a grilled cheese sandwich. How fucking dumb are people?
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Average IQ = 100
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I agree with the guy who said white pizza is delicious, I think dominoes has alfredo and creamy garlic options, and pizza pizza has creamy garlic option, I used to get them a lot cause my friend said she was allergic to tamatos and didnt want to get red sauce
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: gopher]
#26344909 - 11/25/19 03:06 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah I like white pizza a lot.
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Niffla] 1
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Pizza as fuck
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It’s kinda like a square and a rectangle. A pizza is a type of dorito but not vice versa
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they both belong to the subspecies tasty triangles
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: feevers]
#26345037 - 11/25/19 04:29 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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pussy is pizza
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i'd top it with my pepperoni
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: feevers]
#26345089 - 11/25/19 04:53 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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thats my lil epstein
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Quote:
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Pizza as fuck
Cheez-It has one too
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Niffla]
#26345096 - 11/25/19 04:57 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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cant have a square pizza dude come on
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They actually do square pizzas in the country of the pizza (Italy of course).
Pizza al taglio as they call it, or pizza al trancio (Italian for pizza by the slice — literally "by the cut").
By the way I'm not comparing a Pizza Hut Cheez-It pizza to real Italian pizza from Italy lol
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Niffla]
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after buying a pizza, I would be broke, I am so depressed
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Yeah u should work on having disposable income for at least 2 pizzas ! I do.
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A dorito is a fucking chip.
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What’s a “loaf” anyways?
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U can’t switch now ! !
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Did I switch?
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Doritos are to pizza what toast is to a sandwich
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: 1234go]
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Quote:
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Edited by feevers (11/25/19 05:45 PM)
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: feevers]
#26345223 - 11/25/19 06:06 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Toast is certainly pizza again all food is pizza and if it's not pizza it's a topping I've been thinking about this for a long time
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Doritos can't be pizza.
Doritos isn't even a food.
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Patlal]
#26345236 - 11/25/19 06:13 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Is this pizza?
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Patlal] 1
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Now, is this pizza?
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Patlal] 1
#26345243 - 11/25/19 06:16 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes it's a pizza for the deranged lunatic. Theres a pizza for every taste.
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Patlal] 2
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That’s some great looking dorito.
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: sh4d0ws]
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If given the chance, I would rather have a Lunchables® Pizza than Dorito Pizza Chips.
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Haha no its not
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If im not mistaken doritos are mostly corn as well. Pizza may use corn meal but its mostly just dough
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