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Is a dorito a pizza
    #26344467 - 11/25/19 11:41 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

They are the same shape, both are cut from a loaf,  and they have cheese on top.  Pretty similar but I would argue the DOUBLE SIDED COATING and LACK OF CRUST are the key differences here.  I’ve seen pizza without tomato but never a double side pizza !  How do you even eat it at that point?  I would argue that a white pizza sucks anyway and is not in the same category as zza with a righteous tomato sauce 
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26344473 - 11/25/19 11:44 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Is a dorito a pizza?
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: theRealrollforever] * 4
    #26344507 - 11/25/19 12:08 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

All food is technically pizza


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26344508 - 11/25/19 12:09 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
All food is technically pizza



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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: theRealrollforever] * 3
    #26344643 - 11/25/19 01:16 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Are hot dogs sandwiches?

Is cereal soup?


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Patlal]
    #26344654 - 11/25/19 01:18 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I’ll weigh in on this when I’m to a work station and not running around in the field.


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Patlal]
    #26344656 - 11/25/19 01:18 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

white pizza does fucking suck


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: splunge]
    #26344682 - 11/25/19 01:25 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I suppose you're into that black pizza...


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Fleabag Friend]
    #26344727 - 11/25/19 01:47 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Pizza is made on flat breads, tortillas, pitas, all the time. In fact the word, “pizza” is derived from the Latin word “pix” which means pitch, or pitta. So, by it’s very nature pizza is of pita. Doritos are perhaps an unconditional take, but as they are constructed of a flat corn based bread, they linguistically fall in line with pizzas lineage. Moreover, the addition of topings brings a dorito further in line. Of course being shipped via a bag instead of a box, whether made fresh or frozen, a dorito by it’s very nature had to take on the adaptation of a dry cheese dust, and that meant sauce was impractical. So go down to the store and get yourself a bag of pizza. Shit is delicious!

Second off, white pizzza is delicious. It’s cheesy bread and garlic bread combined. It’s even better with pepperoni, I can pass on the tomatoes.

A hot dog is a sandwich, a taco is a sandwich, and 99% of the grilled cheese sandwiches you fucking heathens eat aren’t grilled cheeses but are melts or toasted cheese sandwhiches. So get your fucking lives together you low lifes.


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: christopera]
    #26344732 - 11/25/19 01:48 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Oh, and ketchup is a fruit smoothie.


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: christopera]
    #26344744 - 11/25/19 01:53 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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So get your fucking lives together you low lifes.




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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: christopera]
    #26344746 - 11/25/19 01:54 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I think ketchup would be a smoothie IF you drank it
A hot dog is definitely a meat sandwich and PiZZA with sauce is a  one sided dorito.  Not the other way around
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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26344768 - 11/25/19 02:03 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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I think ketchup would be a smoothie IF you drank it
A hot dog is definitely a meat sandwich and PiZZA with sauce is a  one sided dorito.  Not the other way around
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We already established that a dorito is two sided pizza. That’s twice as much pizza for the same price! Oprah can eat her fucking heart out.


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26344848 - 11/25/19 02:35 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Pizza is actually a kind of dorito not vice versa. Y’all fucking ignorant as shit.


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #26344860 - 11/25/19 02:42 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

confirmed pizza by google


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: cannabinated]
    #26344868 - 11/25/19 02:44 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Sandwiched are just double decker pizzas


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26344869 - 11/25/19 02:45 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Any you of you low lifes ever had a Wedgie Sandwich?


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #26344874 - 11/25/19 02:46 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

A Dorito is not pizza as evidenced by the number of people who if having ordered a pizza were delivered a bag of Doritos would be pissed off..


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: Amanita86]
    #26344878 - 11/25/19 02:48 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

People are stupid, they’ve never fully analyzed the reality of pizza. 99% of the population thinks a toasted cheese sandwich is a grilled cheese sandwich. How fucking dumb are people?


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Re: Is a dorito a pizza [Re: christopera]
    #26344890 - 11/25/19 02:55 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

christopera said:
People are stupid, they’ve never fully analyzed the reality of pizza. 99% of the population thinks a toasted cheese sandwich is a grilled cheese sandwich. How fucking dumb are people?




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