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OfflineKazoo_bard
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Little introduction/ cult recruitment.
    #26340797 - 11/23/19 05:26 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Sup everybody. I'm still pretty new here.  I'm kazoo bard and I've been a dipshit for 22 years. Still going strong and now I'm a member here after lurking for a few years now. I like to ask hella questions and get all sciencey on every aspect that I can.  Went to a couple years of Uni, still talk with the vocabulary of a 3 year old that swears. I've already met some pretty chill people on here and if any of you are in the Minnesota area, I'm down to grab a beerski in real life.
Onto the second part of this post, who's ready to start a fuckin cult?! Let's do this, I hate people though, so somebody else can be leader...


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OfflineMorel Guy
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
    #26340840 - 11/23/19 05:43 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I wouldn't meet up with anyone on here.


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OfflinePsilosopherr
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26340954 - 11/23/19 06:32 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

whats the cult going to do? Can we eat ribs and play ping pong?

throw mardi gras at our illustrious leader :bow2:


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InvisibleAntigov
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #26340971 - 11/23/19 06:39 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Cults usually end badly. No kool aid for me thank you
:elderno:


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OfflinePsilosopherr
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Antigov] * 2
    #26341049 - 11/23/19 07:20 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

yall are no fun. kool aids tasty stuff. You always leave before the mass suicides/human sacrifice starts, but the startup parties are off the chain


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OfflineKazoo_bard
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Psilosopherr] * 1
    #26341136 - 11/23/19 08:03 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I'm down for ribs and totally normal koolaid. I dont want to be like...a scary cult. I want to be the cult that only eats brisket every thursday, and wears nothing but purple underwear.
Anyway, how are you guys doing?


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OfflineFungiMaster
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
    #26341154 - 11/23/19 08:10 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I met someone from here and he was alright.


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
    #26341204 - 11/23/19 08:36 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

im thirsty. what flavor is this kool-aid?


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Offlinekoods
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #26341208 - 11/23/19 08:37 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Bitter almond


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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: koods]
    #26341217 - 11/23/19 08:41 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Punch is best for koolaid I think


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Invisiblevault123
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
    #26341360 - 11/23/19 10:26 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I will be your leader. Have no fear my faithful compatriot. I have a plan for everything.


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Invisiblevault123
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: vault123]
    #26341363 - 11/23/19 10:30 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Our first order of business must be to develop our organizations ethos and guiding principles. These will be used to help others find our path. Our most solemn principal will be “the forge light sets forth upon the path drawn from within.” We shall greet each other with “mists of saladom be guidance to dwellers”


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OfflinePsilosopherr
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: vault123]
    #26343275 - 11/24/19 07:21 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

nah thas gay. We should do hands free ass to ass boofing


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Invisiblevault123
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #26343297 - 11/24/19 07:32 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

How about an armband?


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InvisibleThe Lizard King
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
    #26343756 - 11/25/19 02:45 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Unless you have a premium Snapchat, no cult

Especially in Minnesnowta


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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: The Lizard King] * 1
    #26343759 - 11/25/19 02:48 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Can we make music with sticks and rocks and dance around a fire?

and some child sacrifice, only just a little though.


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InvisibleThe Lizard King
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: LittleDipster]
    #26343761 - 11/25/19 02:50 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

A little child?

For sure


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OfflineCHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: LittleDipster] * 1
    #26343762 - 11/25/19 02:51 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Heyyy:wave:

I've already started my own mushroom sex cult. None of you are invited tho too many strange dongs in here plus you guys would prob fuck it up for everybody.


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OfflineCHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26343765 - 11/25/19 02:56 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Dipster is invited yes you can make music with sticks n stuff but if anyone tries to sacrifice a child your out. Brings way too much heat down. Again that's always how these things get fucked up for everybody when ppl start fucking kids or killing people. We could have just stole all the money the whole time but ppl start diddling kids or something.


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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26344474 - 11/25/19 11:45 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Of course I'm just kidding about sacrificing children!! I will join your mushroom sex cult.


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