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Kazoo_bard
Kid Blunder

Registered: 09/27/19
Posts: 138
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Little introduction/ cult recruitment.
#26340797 - 11/23/19 05:26 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sup everybody. I'm still pretty new here. I'm kazoo bard and I've been a dipshit for 22 years. Still going strong and now I'm a member here after lurking for a few years now. I like to ask hella questions and get all sciencey on every aspect that I can. Went to a couple years of Uni, still talk with the vocabulary of a 3 year old that swears. I've already met some pretty chill people on here and if any of you are in the Minnesota area, I'm down to grab a beerski in real life. Onto the second part of this post, who's ready to start a fuckin cult?! Let's do this, I hate people though, so somebody else can be leader...
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Morel Guy
Stranger


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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26340840 - 11/23/19 05:43 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wouldn't meet up with anyone on here.
-------------------- "in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur" In filth it will be found in dung it will be found
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Psilosopherr
A psilly goose



Registered: 02/15/12
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Morel Guy]
#26340954 - 11/23/19 06:32 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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whats the cult going to do? Can we eat ribs and play ping pong?
throw mardi gras at our illustrious leader
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Antigov



Registered: 03/17/19
Posts: 792
Loc: Deep within the BibleBelt
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Psilosopherr]
#26340971 - 11/23/19 06:39 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cults usually end badly. No kool aid for me thank you
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Psilosopherr
A psilly goose



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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Antigov] 2
#26341049 - 11/23/19 07:20 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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yall are no fun. kool aids tasty stuff. You always leave before the mass suicides/human sacrifice starts, but the startup parties are off the chain
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Kazoo_bard
Kid Blunder

Registered: 09/27/19
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Psilosopherr] 1
#26341136 - 11/23/19 08:03 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm down for ribs and totally normal koolaid. I dont want to be like...a scary cult. I want to be the cult that only eats brisket every thursday, and wears nothing but purple underwear. Anyway, how are you guys doing?
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FungiMaster
Entrepreneur


Registered: 10/31/19
Posts: 998
Loc: Bay Area, CA, USA
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26341154 - 11/23/19 08:10 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I met someone from here and he was alright.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26341204 - 11/23/19 08:36 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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im thirsty. what flavor is this kool-aid?
-------------------- đ´ hpoo or die
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Psilosopherr]
#26341208 - 11/23/19 08:37 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bitter almond
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NotSheekle said âif I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to herâ
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FungiMaster
Entrepreneur


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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: koods]
#26341217 - 11/23/19 08:41 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Punch is best for koolaid I think
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vault123
SangSpell

Registered: 01/31/15
Posts: 1,229
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26341360 - 11/23/19 10:26 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I will be your leader. Have no fear my faithful compatriot. I have a plan for everything.
-------------------- "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Judge Aaron Satie
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vault123
SangSpell

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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: vault123]
#26341363 - 11/23/19 10:30 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Our first order of business must be to develop our organizations ethos and guiding principles. These will be used to help others find our path. Our most solemn principal will be âthe forge light sets forth upon the path drawn from within.â We shall greet each other with âmists of saladom be guidance to dwellersâ
-------------------- "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Judge Aaron Satie
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Psilosopherr
A psilly goose



Registered: 02/15/12
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: vault123]
#26343275 - 11/24/19 07:21 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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nah thas gay. We should do hands free ass to ass boofing
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vault123
SangSpell

Registered: 01/31/15
Posts: 1,229
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Psilosopherr]
#26343297 - 11/24/19 07:32 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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How about an armband?
-------------------- "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Judge Aaron Satie
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The Lizard King
Student Strawman



Registered: 12/23/12
Posts: 2,429
Loc: Babylon
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26343756 - 11/25/19 02:45 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Unless you have a premium Snapchat, no cult
Especially in Minnesnowta
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Dipping Swords in Metaphors
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LittleDipster


Registered: 06/18/10
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: The Lizard King] 1
#26343759 - 11/25/19 02:48 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Can we make music with sticks and rocks and dance around a fire?
and some child sacrifice, only just a little though.
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The Lizard King
Student Strawman



Registered: 12/23/12
Posts: 2,429
Loc: Babylon
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: LittleDipster]
#26343761 - 11/25/19 02:50 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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A little child?
For sure
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Dipping Swords in Metaphors
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
Chief Globerts


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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: LittleDipster] 1
#26343762 - 11/25/19 02:51 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Heyyy
I've already started my own mushroom sex cult. None of you are invited tho too many strange dongs in here plus you guys would prob fuck it up for everybody.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
Chief Globerts


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Dipster is invited yes you can make music with sticks n stuff but if anyone tries to sacrifice a child your out. Brings way too much heat down. Again that's always how these things get fucked up for everybody when ppl start fucking kids or killing people. We could have just stole all the money the whole time but ppl start diddling kids or something.
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LittleDipster


Registered: 06/18/10
Posts: 4,141
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Of course I'm just kidding about sacrificing children!! I will join your mushroom sex cult.
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