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low dose - high adventure 2
#26341891 - 11/24/19 08:11 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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low dose - high adventure
Let me explain that to make a point.
Higher dose does not equal higher truth, its just a harder kick in the head.
Sometimes you need Xochipili to put on soccer cleats and stomp your brain all through the universe to make a point, and then that will happen.
Xochipili, the Prince of Flowers, the God of Drugs.
I want to ask you to make an offering to Xochipili in your next trip.
I'm not asking you to flush half your shrooms.
No.
Not at all.
This is Xochipili Himself, speaking through crazy Asante to make you a deal:
Quote:
Xochipili said:
Chill guys, its me, the God of Shrooms and LSD. Ergot are shrooms too you know, but I digress:
Less.
For your next trip, honor Me by taking HALF of the amount you intended, initially.
Then you and I have half the dose to get you high so we must use your brain to get you higher.
You can enhance your emotions. You do this when you masturbate.
If you take half the dose in honor of Me, Xochipili, the God of Drugs is on your side. So if I work your brain, and you work along, cooperate, half a dose will be great, right?
Now if its come up or at any point if you think, encore, then by All means take more. Take the other half or even just a speck more than you used to fear.
We are striking a Deal with the God of Drugs here.
Just take half and ole Xochi will do the rest.
You take one step towards God, God does the rest.
You know perfectly well that even fantasizing vividly about sexy things can make you horny as heck without even touching your things.
Physical stimulation - unneeded
The other half, not needed.
It starts with you, your leap of faith:
JUST TAKE HALF THE PSYCHEDELIC DOSE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIKE.
If you die you die, right?
But half a dose wont kill you half as hard as a full dose can.
See the gift ole Xochi and crazy Asante are giving you here?
Thing about it while Asante fortifies this educational Kung Fu with another amazingly appropriate video.
Oh Asante, give them the booster they need...
Xochi you delightful Prince you!
I owe you the Shroomery and the Shroomery owes you.
I'll be more careful with my hard drug use from now on.
Lesson learned, and to not go on and on..
This poetic harm reduction message was brought to you by Asante and whatever the Hell inspired him to bring us yet another mindhack. Think of it as you will. The message is to use your brain to enhance the outcome of drugs, to train your brain with them. Less IS More. Pickard out
In everloving memory of our dear departed friends who lost their lives through drug overindulgence, woldwide.
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#26341928 - 11/24/19 08:41 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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The song is very ssshroomy.
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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: madmodder]
#26341938 - 11/24/19 08:47 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Guys, sometimes you need metaphor to drive the message home.
Because that is what trips do, provide metaphorical scenarios remixed from real life to help you get ahead in your life, which, in turn helps the world ahead.
And isnt how it really is, basic laws of nature, not magical enough?
You find a seed in your weed. You plant the seed. sun, rain, soil.. More weed and more seed.
Plant a seed in the fertile soil of the earth.
Mail a sporeprint all across the world, free of charge, like vVv did.
Can you feel it?
Am I getting through to you?
Pay it forward in everything you do.
In order to get something you must invest something.
But, like Bill Hicks said..
ITS A RIDE.
Your dad delivered the sperm your mother provided the egg and womb Your friends will carry your coffin
November Rain..
Speaking of..
25th of November is tomorrow
This is my birthday gift to you.
Another cart added to the train I'm pulling for you.
Have a nice day.
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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: Asante] 2
#26341991 - 11/24/19 09:18 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Xochipili Himself needs to come up off some of his/her/they’s stash because I haven’t had shrooms or ‘cid in years and I think that’s wack.
Edit: I’m sorry for yelling..
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#26341997 - 11/24/19 09:24 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cool post 
Im cool with low doses. Id prefer a medium/common dose, but its close right? 
Low dose it up you Spiritual Flower Being
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Sometimes too low a dose is like needing to sneeze but you can’t, know what I’m saying? You can’t get the sneeze to just trigger. Sometimes a bigger or effective dose is like cranking out a good sneeze.
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#26342014 - 11/24/19 09:35 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's my opinion as well. You can go low, but if you go "too low", you don't quite get the full experience.
Gotta find that sweet spot, that butter zone.
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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: Amanita86]
#26342015 - 11/24/19 09:36 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: Xochipili Himself needs to come up off some of his/her/they’s stash because I haven’t had shrooms or ‘cid in years and I think that’s wack.
Edit: I’m sorry for yelling..
Amanita, the answer to your lament, the torture of not having the drugs you need, is written literally in the post that evoked your frustration, for all to see.
Thats not rocket science.
Everything you said was 100% right.
Xochipili is on it as we speak, I reckon.
We are the Universe, all of us, equally.
You cant get out of the universe, so..
Your problem will work itself out.
Feast and famine evoke each other 
Promise Him you will honor Him by taking half a dose and your dose will find its way.
Singularity day.
Clarity day.
Wanna join me on the other side?
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#26342028 - 11/24/19 09:42 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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How come you aint growing shroomies?
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#26342031 - 11/24/19 09:43 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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#26342033 - 11/24/19 09:46 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I usually take medium doses. But sometimes you get some strong ones and the lemon tek kicks in and what you thought was gonna be a nice ride turns into a ride on a rocket ship.
Love reading your threads Asante.
Ya dude cultivate it’s easier than you think!
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LogicaL Chaos said: How come you aint growing shroomies? 
And logic crystallizes out of chaos like smokable DMT base crystallizes out of naphta if you just put it in the freezer, or in the freezing cold of december.
Click this gold Krugerrand to get your wish. 
Because we know something Alex Jones hasnt figured out yet because hes too scared to conceive it.
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#26342049 - 11/24/19 09:56 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Epic.
Feel the Power of the Shrooms.  
I got some cultivated wood-lovin' Ps cyans that looking real good for a low-ish dose
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#26342060 - 11/24/19 10:01 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Guys, now about the Singularity..
Its happening.
In the confusion, people are finding all sorts of ways to purify their minds to allow highr quality thinking.
Silicon Valley does this with microdoses (1/10 of a regular dose of psychedelics).
This allows them to get better at what they do.
It will make AI possible cause many of the AI geniuses are taking microdoses too.
Shroomerites informed me that 1/40 of 1/8oz of cubies will do that for them, some more, some less.
Less is more.
More functional equals more opportunities to ingest...
The Singularity is humanity moving to Logical Chaos, from Chaos to Higher Logic 
Which is what tripping is.
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#26342061 - 11/24/19 10:02 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante said: ... Higher dose does not equal higher truth, its just a harder kick in the head. ...
Quote:
Psychedelic experience is only a glimpse of genuine mystical insight, but a glimpse which can be matured and deepened by the various ways of meditation in which drugs are no longer necessary or useful. If you get the message, hang up the phone. For psychedelic drugs are simply instruments, like microscopes, telescopes, and telephones. The biologist does not sit with eye permanently glued to the microscope, he goes away and works on what he has seen...
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#26342066 - 11/24/19 10:05 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shall we all promise ourselves to motivate ourselves into clearing our minds so we can improve the world around us? (which is the literal definition of Jihad by the way)
Then you are officialy enlisted, and this is you helping you win your inner war to win it:
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#26342075 - 11/24/19 10:12 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I hope you are feeling alright Asante, not sure where all of this is coming from all of the sudden.

Also Bill Hicks did indeed have a lot of good to spread and was tragically cut off too early...
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#26342083 - 11/24/19 10:17 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just +1 every post that helped make this topic better and yes, all served their purpose.
We are all in sync, is whats happening.

Remember one thing though.
Its 100% YOU.
You can be Yin (receding) or Yang (ascending) but when you are down in the Yin gutter, you can help yourselves and we can help you with it too.
We, the Shroomery, are a fantastic bunch of helpful people.
Lets all offer our help together to each other when in whatever thread, someone asks for a boost.
Then, give it a TURBO BOOST in the right direction.
Thats how the lemonade gets made
And speaking of lemonade...
Every party needs lemonade, so here's how you turn a 55 gallon drum of water into 200 liters of lemonade for $1
YOU GOT THE POWER TETSUO!!
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#26342099 - 11/24/19 10:26 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I want to start by saying I really respect your opinions Asante, BUT low dose just doesn't work for me, at all. It may just be my own shortcomings in receptiveness or it's a matter of tolerance. Low doses just don't get me bug eyed and feeling like the squishy insect I know I am. I've tried meditating, I've tried silent darkness and those waves of ego dissolution just do not happen, anything shy of 2g feels like a slightly overshot microdose.
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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: madmodder] 1
#26342107 - 11/24/19 10:30 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I hope you are feeling alright Asante, not sure where all of this is coming from all of the sudden.

I feel extremely good. Tomorrow is my birthday, I asked God to help me make it more fun and he said "go check your mail" and guess, my friends are throwing me a surprise birthday party and they will even bring the food and drink.
But I'm saying the G word again and the atheists recoil in disgust, let me rephrase it.
All those old wives tales of telepathy? You know, like in Elfquest?
Maybe that exists.
Or maybe my mind is so in sync with the universe that I anticipated a future event correctly and my inner dialogue made an upcoming party, more so
It doesnt matter.
I had a cup of coffee today, good food, good drink, good sleep, enough varied exercise, 5mg Dianabol to help my body recover so neuroplasticity could make the most of the changes I'm undergoing, and that gave me the nuts, literally, to write this post AND make it a global announcement.
OMG! 1 Cup of coffee!! Heart attack?  OMG! Microdose of an anabolic steroid! Bitch tits? 
Thanks for the concern for my wellbeing but I'm about to order a plate of sushi on the day before my surprise birthday party feeling absolutely great so:
"ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
That got us to the moon. Cooperation by paying it forward. Giving gifts. Like I do here.
Ask yourself how you can make the most out of what this thread can offer you.
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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: madmodder]
#26342113 - 11/24/19 10:33 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Modder, I believe Asante is going thru a spiritual awakening process while low dosing psychedelics. Isnt it beautiful?
We might go thru it too in the future, everybody's experience will be different 
More about it here: https://www.spiritualawakeningprocess.com/2010/08/what-is-spiritual-awakening.html
Asante, is my name a preview of the future, a change from Human Chaos to Logical Thought?
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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: madmodder]
#26342132 - 11/24/19 10:39 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yah it's funny how a single dose can do something.
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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: Asante] 2
#26342133 - 11/24/19 10:40 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Part of me feels like a complete Nazi for rapping this into you but, the message is 100% positive, life affirming, and fun.
So why the heck not?
If Ythan and Geokills are fed up they'll yank it down and remind me of my duties
So yeah, lets let this disturbingly thought provoking mindhack continue as long as no one gets hurt, it serves its harm reduction purpose and is, in a way, disturbingly funny.
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#26342141 - 11/24/19 10:44 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante busted out the Hitler raps, shit is getting REAL
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Asante, is my name a preview of the future, a change from Human Chaos to Logical Thought?
Logically thinking...
The Singularity is about exactly what you describe (humanity unfucking the mess they made)
So yes.
Example without assumption now...
In WW I and WW II there were more war dead than in all the world since 1945.
So.. We ARE unfucking ourselves in terms of war body count.
We still have to improve what we do to the world but that starts with us as individuals.
It seems logical that the World Yin is shifting to a World Yang that is its equal counterpart, so out of complete chaos comes absolute order.
So no matter how rough it gets, it seems logical we are making it because the clearing of the mind is happening.
States and nations legalize weed.
Talk of legalizing shrooms.
Africa
Origin
New Dawn
The next president will be a better president, even if that president still is trump.
..who is smarter and less insane than he wants us to believe.
Every step is a step forward, the Left and the Right.
It would help having food drink and supplies for 2 weeks or a month in your house though,k to tide you over for the bomps in the ride. And water bottles and blankets in the car for the cold winter, you get the idea.
FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED
Don't worry too much cause we still gotb each other though
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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: Asante]
#26342168 - 11/24/19 10:55 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Very exciting. 
I see the Message. I hear it 
Exciting times are on the Horizon. 2020. Be there.
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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: madmodder]
#26342180 - 11/24/19 11:00 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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FungiMaster said: Yah it's funny how a single dose can do something.
The Universe was a single dose once too, a tiny pill, fully quantum entagled, lightyears dep into its own gravity well until it decided "LET THERE BE LIGHT" and it rexploded in pure love and the shards of that are you, me, and LSD, trying to piece themselves together.
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Asante busted out the Hitler raps, shit is getting REAL
It was real all along, feel free to reread whatever the fuck I have been saying in any particular post that mystified you. Maybe it makes more sense now.
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LogicaL Chaos said: How come you aint growing shroomies? 
Living situation isn’t conducive to growing shrooms. I’m only half talking smack, a few, actually a many years ago I ate some shrooms and was enlightened to the fact that ‘it’ is always here even when I forget about it and no matter how long I go or how much time passes, it’s always ‘now’. So I don’t get too bent out of shape about making things happen right now because it’s always right now.. 
That said I wouldn’t be upset if I did indeed get to eat some shrooms or some ‘cid, right now..
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Amanita86 said: Sometimes too low a dose is like needing to sneeze but you can’t, know what I’m saying? You can’t get the sneeze to just trigger. Sometimes a bigger or effective dose is like cranking out a good sneeze.
This analogy
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#26342235 - 11/24/19 11:29 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Damn Asante I would have bet any amount of money that you would have ended that last post with Light My Fire - The Doors or Burnin' For You - Blue Oyster Cult. Anyways I checked out your Preparedness guide and I am glad you posted it
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Amanita86 said: Sometimes too low a dose is like needing to sneeze but you can’t, know what I’m saying? You can’t get the sneeze to just trigger. Sometimes a bigger or effective dose is like cranking out a good sneeze.
This analogy
So perfect
Yes but.. A too low dose forces your brain to compensate for the vacuum that forms in your brain from not being entertained, with your mouth open, drooling onto one of Sheekle's finest tie dye shirts.
It spurs you to action out of frustration. That gives your brain a workout and at that point your psychedelic (or dissociative!) becomes a mental anabolic steroid that induces a desire to work your brain out.
Hence, Silicon Valley using microdoses.
Like this train so far?
Please keep adding thoughtful fuel to the fire because we are all driving this thing.
So "passenger", get in the drivers seat!
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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: Amanita86]
#26342259 - 11/24/19 11:38 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: How come you aint growing shroomies? 
Living situation isn’t conducive to growing shrooms. I’m only half talking smack, a few, actually a many years ago I ate some shrooms and was enlightened to the fact that ‘it’ is always here even when I forget about it and no matter how long I go or how much time passes, it’s always ‘now’. So I don’t get too bent out of shape about making things happen right now because it’s always right now.. 
That said I wouldn’t be upset if I did indeed get to eat some shrooms or some ‘cid, right now..
Did you know what I ate this morning?
I needed food NOW and my luxury bread was gone.
I took a plate, shook oatmeal in it, mixed a packet of powdered milk through it with my fingers, added hot water from the tap, mixed it with a spoon and ate it all up.
Africa emergency aid style.
Now you are grossed out, but it was biologically very healthy and because of that it tasted great.
I dont want to eat like that but, it was an emergency, and it was a good meal that tasted good and was damn convenient to prepare.
Isnt it good to have basic foods in your house in case of an unexpected "emergency"?
1 month guys.
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I definitely agree with lower doses now. I can eat what some people "don't even feel" and feel absolutely fantastic, even get some visuals. You just gotta tune into the feeling and energy of it. I think the first step in all that is figuring out how to tune into that in the first place, which is what the higher doses are for.
1 month until what?
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Telepathy is absolutely a reality.
I've seen it many times.
As have I seen many other "impossible" things.
What do you think the "unused" portions of your brain are there for?
The first time i saw an impossible thing happen, I said, "but, that's impossible!"
She replied, "If you didn't have the sense of smell, meaning that part of your brain didn't work, would you say that it's impossible to tell someone what type of food is on the other side of the room without seeing it? You just think it's impossible because you can't do it. Just like you think what i just did is impossible. But you just saw me do it, so..... Where does that leave us?"
She had a good point. What is one to believe after witnessing something impossible happen?
"Truly truly i say to you, if you say to a mountain, 'Be picked up and thrown into the see' and you KNOW in your heart that it will happen...."
"Nothing is impossible"
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For some reason lately I’ve been running into really big inconsistencies with my shroom doses. I’ve only tripped a few times in the last 3-4 months so I doubt it’s tolerance. In July I ate 2g’s and went to the moon. Seriously tripped super hard and had one of the best body highs in my life with crazy visuals. 1.5g of B+ and .5 of unknown strain a friend gifted me
Month later had 2g of AA+ and was super disappointed. Very weak trip. I’ve heard AA+ are like that though sometimes
Same thing a month later with AA+.
Last weekend I started off with 2.2g of B+ lemon tek. Usually hits me in 15min hard. Done this many times. Hour and 15min later I wasn’t feeling much so I took another 1g of PESA, and a 2.9g wet cap of B+. Pretty much was a normal trip, but not close to what I expected.
I know there is variance from fruit to fruit and no real way to measure how potent fruits actually are, but it’s just strange.
Anyone have any input on this?
I don’t drink or do any other drugs also. Only mushrooms every time I referenced above
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#26342512 - 11/24/19 01:30 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've actually noticed I've been much more sensitive to drugs lately. Maybe it's because I dont take them as often as I used to? But I like to believe that it's because I'm vibrating at a higher frequency.
I'm going to be giving the half dose an honest shot Thanks for this
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One for you, one for me.
(I know this might imply that I missed the point. 'Offering' in this way was, of course, not necessary. But I was craving some ritual.)
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giving it a go! Thanks for this Asante!
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#26342801 - 11/24/19 03:40 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't know when I took 2c-i the first time I did a marginal dose. I suppose if you haven't done a drug in awhile a little dose is enough.
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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: FungiMaster]
#26342866 - 11/24/19 04:08 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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My interpretation of what Asante is saying is that you can find great meaning in any experience following any dose of any thing.
Maybe there is a half-cocked, lost-sneeze type of feel about taking low doses, but what would being human be without those neat (even if somewhat agitating) sensations? And with each of those 'just about' experiences, where has that 'lost' potential gone? Maybe we should direct it, offer it, to another deserving of it.
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#26342876 - 11/24/19 04:11 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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There’s an area in between micro and ‘sufficient’ that I find less profitable than micro or ‘sufficient’. To each their own and all that good stuff but I’ve just never had the stuff around in quantities that made it so I didn’t have to make every bit count..
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#26342901 - 11/24/19 04:21 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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When did doing drugs become so complicated!?
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#26343021 - 11/24/19 05:01 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I mean, you can basically just take a handful (of mushrooms, please don't take handfuls of just about anything else), throw it at your face, and whatever sticks is your dose. Nothing complicated. The results just may vary. Enjoy the ride any way about it.
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Quote:
mushboy said: When did doing drugs become so complicated!?

Well...

Man... I have just read the whole thread... I'm speechless, my mind is breaking into pieces.
Thanks asante for all those words, some how, some way... They reached a very deep part within me.
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#26343508 - 11/24/19 09:49 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante said: This poetic harm reduction message
That's not actually harm reduction as a normal sort of high sort of dose is not harmful in the first place.
And I don't agree mostly with the premise, since by that sort of logic micro-dosing becomes "almost as effective as full on tripping" and then it's a slippery slope to never going big at all which is where a lot of people who come on here to complain seem to be coming from. 
With mushrooms at least half the dose is a quarter the effect. I never get the same thing from half the proper dose, all I get is an itch that can't be scratched, and IME it's not worth bothering with unless you're like trying to figure out the potency of some new strain.
And anyway all I ever get is the Great Green Arkleseizure not Xochipili when I trip. So jelly. 

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Wear your goggles while shooting a fireworks show, airsoft, paintball, airgun or live ammunition.
That which presents itself as Xochipili, that which spoke in unison with my Nkondi:

Is offering us a learning experience in exchange for a little discomfort. If you read it well it also says that its OK to go balls deep with psychedelics and maybe even deeper if you dare to you are called to it, because we must challenge ourselves with both too little and too much. We need it both.
I'm a kind of medium guys, and no matter what we all including me think of that, its a fact that there are people out there who have that kind of experiences.
It is the phenomenon of the "imaginary friend" of childhood. It doesnt matter whether it is fantasy but, you are not imagining that you experience it because YOU EXPERIENCE IT, that part of it is true.
Atheists call G_d peoples "imaginary friend". Even if its just a brain process in the temporal lobe, fact is that 89% of the world population believes that there is a Higher Power at work.
Here's an ode to all imaginary friends, and certeinly mine.. Cause I'm about to nuke you :biggest nuke:
ZJEF VANUYTSEL - MY SECOND ME (translated lyrics)
I remember well as a child I was afraid of the dark afraid of strangers of lightning and of thunder but above all of everyone who wanted to waste my soul so I made a second me deep in my mind
from that day on that moment no one could touch me anymore and was there villain or gallows-bait who wanted to crack my soul then I found salvation and relief as you can expect safe with my second me deep in my mind
my second me took me with him to distant foreign countries above the clouds over the sea along wide white beaches I traveled all over the world many days many nights only with my second me deep in my mind
my other me, my shelter my loyal friend my best friend what would i do without you "I actually feel it required to here ... .. to sing your praise
so everyone of us has found his second me he fills the silence in our head heals many wounds you can always go to it to ease the pain a miracle is the other me deep in our thoughts
"I sometimes wonder who is that voice or are they multiple votes of which you probably won't ever know the sound or color is it a ghost, a chimera as you would expect or maybe it is then God Himself deep in our thoughts
is it a ghost a chimera like you actually would expect or maybe it is then God Himself deep in my mind
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#26343783 - 11/25/19 03:09 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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That Second Me, it asks and promises this of me (we wrote this poem together:
"Will you come with me?"
Will you leap into the fire?
"Will you come with me?"
Will you obey my every word?
Will you build an Ark for me
With all the townsfolk, jeering
"Will you come with me?"
Follow my commandments.
Obey the rules I set for you.
Jump my hoops.
Not out of fear but-
Out of pure Love and pure Hope
Pure Faith.
For all Eternity
I ask you
my son;
Will You Come With Me?
We will walk on water
and smash the laws of physics.
Every journey starts
With the first step.
"Will You Come With Me?"
And dammit, its keeping these promises.
Will you come with U/us as far as you dare? Please. For my birthday.
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#26343786 - 11/25/19 03:12 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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#26343800 - 11/25/19 03:27 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hear the beat? A brand new day, the train starts riding again.
I will now link you to a thread that rides the train further, that produces a facebook link to one of my facebook accounts, one of the topics in that, as topic I want those of you that are interested, to read.
I want this so bad I make very personal revelations.
Please dont skip stations but ride this track with us, it will blow your mind if you like it and give you ENHANCED PERSONAL POWER if you let it,
PREPARE TO.. FLY.
I have written a trip for you that can get you high when you take it.
Interested?
Buckle up, I got a bomb to drop.
Ythan could be seen as a white hat computer hacker. No harm in him Me, I'm a mindhacker, anjd I want to upload a mind tool in your brain that you can apply to anything you like.
Interested?
3..
2..
1..
0..
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/26321318/fpart/all/vc/1
Bless you, on my birthday, my dear beloved Shroomery, to which I owe so much that I give you all a gift here on my own birthday.
Lets have a party.
Yes.. the message is medicine with euphoric side effects because YOU make it so.
First confusing, then elucidating.
And for now, THANK YOU GOD FOR LETTING US ALL BE. Whatever you are, Divine Universe, I know you have consciousness because we all have consciousness and are connected in some way.
THANK YOU UNIVERSE!!
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Lets make Peace with everyone and everything before Christmas OK? I gave you homework that is voluntary, not compulsory.
Do with it what you will. We are all the student and the Teacher.
War is Over.. If you want it.
You'll get it right if you won't ASSUME but interpret logically.
Ramk your logic right through my God talk.
Ram your Religion right through my logic.
Lets ride and ride and ride like Lemmy Kilmister (RIP) of Motorhead, but on our OWN speed. (Motorhead means methhead, which he was)
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While some of this seems pretty out there, it's all pretty damn positive 
I'm definitely looking forward to the future. There's a lot to complain about in this world but there's a lot to be thankful for too -and the sometimes-forgettable truth is it's getting better every year.
Happy for you (and all of us) Asante, wishing you a great birthday also.
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#26343816 - 11/25/19 03:48 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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To power up, to go Supersaiyan, to throw a Kamehameha in your life that needs to be thrown, you need to properly motivate yourself, and what better motivation than using your pain and frustration and fear and doubt as rocket fuel to propel you?
Goku taught me that 
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#26343823 - 11/25/19 03:54 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Here I go on and on like I won the powerball...
In a way I did, and you can all win it too 
Simple information, kaleidoscopic, poeting, repeating over and over until you get the message, until we ALL get the message.
It starts with us
Quote:
Jesus said:
"I said, 'You are "gods"; you are all sons of the Most High.'
Psalm 82:6
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teenagehippie said: While some of this seems pretty out there, it's all pretty damn positive 
I'm definitely looking forward to the future. There's a lot to complain about in this world but there's a lot to be thankful for too -and the sometimes-forgettable truth is it's getting better every year.
Happy for you (and all of us) Asante, wishing you a great birthday also.
Let me handle the crazy and you try make sense of my crazy metaphors.
Thank you for the birthday wishes.
If anyone feels like giving the WHOLE SHROOMERY A TANGIBLE PRESENT
there is the Shroomery Store and the Shroomery Sponsors
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#26343839 - 11/25/19 04:12 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Now let me first tune down the gay of this thread a bit to let the straight logic ald lulz penetrate through where it needs to be:
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#26343840 - 11/25/19 04:14 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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And now we crank it up again in honor of all our transgender and transvestite members who must or like to, mix it up.
Lets try to cheer everybody up, just a lil.
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#26343846 - 11/25/19 04:17 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Its not easy being an outsider, an outcast, a homo, a transgender, a drug user like most of us are, a paranormal person in a rational bubble, a rational person in an insane world.
In a way we are all that Smalltown Boy trying to catch the train away from it all.
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#26343849 - 11/25/19 04:19 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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So with all the anti black rhetoric on this site, I feel propelled to now let a black man take the stand, addressing many of you, giving you 100% of his feelings:
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#26343853 - 11/25/19 04:28 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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We are all sharing the same pain in our own ways.
Let us at least try, TRY DAMMIT TO ALLEVIATE EACH OTHERS PAIN TOGETHER SOLDIER 
If you want to slap a patch on the pain of black people in Detroit specifically, I got you covered man:
The Cave of Adullam Transformational Training Academy
Do as you will but do it right.. Out of Pride for all of Humanity, in the name of Love
How about a donation to The Multidisciplinary Association of Psychedelic Studies or The Vaults of Erowid?
Strike a match and make a wish, even that is enough, I demonstrated thay, by example, in this thread.
It must start with YOU to go anywhere.
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#26343870 - 11/25/19 04:43 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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What the world really needs is to discharge the misgivings that divide us so we can UNITE.
And you know why we must UNITE right?
GREAT DICTATOR: LAY OUT THE GAME PLAN!
CAN YOU FEEL IT SHROOMERY?
Your pleasure and pain are bringing this to you so now we need the EXORCIST GIRL to ram this message in for us.
Destruction serves Creation, so Pazuzu ram it in for us in a way that we understand a little bit better, your vile disgusting way.
Yikes Asante, are you possessed? Answer: I guess, but in a good way, no?
Know what is the exorcist girl of some Republicans? (God bless em!)
Greta Thunberg.
And you know what that wonderful, fantastic girl tries to do right? With all her power?
Let me make it up to Jesus for posting that Exorcist shit, and I'm going to make African orphan kids pay for it! Hahaa!
Guys this is not insane, this is Supersane 
And I try to help you achieve it like I did, with drugs, without or with drugs, if you like or otherwise, walk away.
IF WE ALL PAY IT FORWARD WE CHANGE THE WORLD FROM THE INSIDE OUTWARD.
So lets be Drake now, please!
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#26343872 - 11/25/19 04:46 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Guys, maybe God is just a metaphor but even if, isnt he the ULTIMATE carrot to dangle in front of your own face? BITE IT, YOU SCUM!
Lets at least BELIEVE that God is a great tool for motivation if we BELIEVE He exists.
Isnt that logic?
Partytime!
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#26343875 - 11/25/19 04:51 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante is throwing you a Dutch DJ Set from Holland on his BIRTHDAY to try make you feel just as good as he does now!
How we basically do it in Holland:
We do it with Dutch Directness.
Have His Majesty Willem Alexander of Orange-Nassau, then a Prince, now a King, throw you this toiletbowl:

Lets just have a party and try to make the most out of this OK?
Oh me and my Dutch Bla Bla Bla...
Armin Van Buuren, hit us!
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#26343885 - 11/25/19 05:04 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ythan, this is your site, I'm drumming up a riot here.
I think you see that this is what you made me admin for, white-hat mindhacking, and you are probably reassured.
If for whatever reason you want to nuke this thread back to The Psychedelic Experience or nuke it entirely, feel free to do so entirely at your discretion, in your time, for your reasons, and there will be zero misgivings from me.
So, Nuke at will.
Quote:
Asante's Second Self (or whatever) said:
There is a beginning, and there is an end to all things. we grieve the loss of what we hold dear and go on until we, too, end. But! What if this universe is eternal? What if all things that once begun and ended, will happen again in every possible way, forever? Think about it! You would not just have one life, but you would have every possible life, in every possible way, forever! That means that no matter what you lose, your keys, your friends, your life, it would all come back to you, forever. Rather than a prisoner of circumstance, you are liberated into total freedom. Even if the sun would explode, a new earth would be, life would form on it and you will be born again into every possible reality. Be free! Be brave! Play! Work! Achieve! Love! Not even all the nukes in the world can stop you! YOU ARE ETERNAL!
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#26343895 - 11/25/19 05:13 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Speaking of drumming up:
WE ALL CARE. Mybe some of us not much, maybe some of us way to much, but in any case all of us, just enough for the magic of the moment.
Feel the Strong Wind blowing?
You owe me nothing, I just am paying it forward.
And that Strong Wind Allah (bless Him!) spoke of through me, is the Wind of Change
This song was played all over when the Berlin Wall fell.
We have a Wall to prevent or build, thats up to us.
It will be OK
Mr Trump, sorry for the insults, can we give YOU praise now for all our reassurance? Nott to insult you, as an excercise of community leadership. You know how to run a business too, kinda, huh? 
One thing I as a mere Shroomery admin admire in Trump is his ability to GO HARD too:
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#26343904 - 11/25/19 05:18 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mr Trump, on the very minute chance you are reading this 
Please address THIS:
and THIS:
Go HARD on police brutality and LEGALIZE MARIJUANA ON THE FEDERAL LEVEL.
That will 100% get you re-elected, I promise.
We are cooperating with you here. We have Republican staffers, leave us be.
Drugs are potential emerging markets if you legalize them.
Think about it.
The Merck and Sandoz and all the other companies are chomping at the bit to market the drugs the people WANT to take, freely.
Holland proved that with shrooms and weed, this is possible.
Legalize Shrooms and Weed?
Please?
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#26343908 - 11/25/19 05:24 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mr Bush, this apology extends to you too:
Republicans of the Shroomery, please forgive me too
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#26343910 - 11/25/19 05:26 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Isnt this zany thread as fingerlicking good as my best friends will cook for me on my birthday, involving pumpkins from my own garden that I sowed in my own garden on Halloween?
hmm-mm
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Re: low dose - high adventure [Re: Asante]
#26343919 - 11/25/19 05:38 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Know who else in my family goes hard? My dad. My brother.
All in their own way, including my mothers older brother:

He ran marathons up until the ripe old age of 75?
Anabolic steroids?
No he was a biology teacher and he applied food, exercise and the right herbs and vitamis in the right ways.
His advice: "LISTEN TO YOUR BODY!"
His voice was very penetrating because of his high natural testosterone.
You get it right?
St John's Wort Extract is as effective but better than most antidepressants.
Kratom does help pain.
Valerian soothes you.
Tea, coffee and coca leaves pick you back up.
What is this witchcraft?
You are trying to find out.
OK, lets make Wicca a part of this too OK? The good kind?
Young people of the Shroomery and those young of mind or n00bs to the site...
This one is for you.
This old fart who turned 47 is throwing an old fart party for you with homemade fireworks.
So we need fireworks people, bring your own.
Strike that match, make that change your workd needs.
It starts with you private. *pat on the back from Gunner Sergeant Hartman*
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Why the flying fuck all these videos in this sequence?
Two reasons, one you know one you didnt know:
1) to educate your mind
2) to educate the Youtube algorhythms to supply you with relevant recommenden content to what we are doing here, interpretation is up to you.
And I'm sure Ythan chuckled at all this Shroomery-Youtube traffic and gets a chuckle out of me doing soime computer programming too.
I code a little too, for hobby.
In the Virtual World of Second Life
Heres a gun I made for shooting zombies and at each other for fun and games:

And thee is an Open Source version of it too, OpenSimulator if you ewant to create your own virtual world and own it completely and invite anyone you like to it to do whatever you like.
So another gift, another world to explore.
Or many worlds, that exist.
Is this a real universe or a simulation?
Its code writing itself. (wiki Christopher Langan plz)
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#26343938 - 11/25/19 06:00 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is a trip and you are the driver. These videos and text are the Ayahuasca.
Speaking of ayahuasca:
La purga, the vomiting of ayahuasca, helps you to excrete bad mental stuff by a physical action.
Next time you shit or piss, charge the shit and piss up with the negativity bothering you, and shit piss spit cum exhale it out of you.
Just a deep breath and exhaling is enough.
Meditation is the medication.

Africa is the Origin.
Children are the Origin.
The Big Bang is the Origin.
And now it begins with you and me.
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#26343943 - 11/25/19 06:03 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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And NO, Michael Jackson was fucking wrong for the wrong things he did.
I want you pick the fruits not eat the tree.
The apple of Knowledge, ewhen its ripe.
Pure poetry.
You guessed it,
I ask you,
Not so politely,
But cutely
to BITE:
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#26343945 - 11/25/19 06:05 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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What we all WANT to prevent
and GONNA prevent, is this:
So drop your fears.
No more World War III, please guys so make peace with everyone you must and let God do the rest.
And He will, with deady efficiency.
And remember that fantastic Shroomery parody?
MAKE THE SHROOMERY GREAT AGAIN.
SHROOMERITES: TEAR DOWN THIS WALL:
And down it went.
The right people got the right mesage.
You are the plutonium if you let this neutron split you in two parts and 3 neutrons.
PAY IT FORWARD.
But I picked entirely the right week to quit Methoxetamine (MXE)
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#26343975 - 11/25/19 06:35 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Partytime
Sorry to bust in on all of you like a maniac 
Dutch directness, and we party HARD, even when weighing a pound for every day of the year.
From the land of Ecstasy, a good feeling, and you know it.
Even the Mormons among us know it now.
For you, you delightful followers of Joseph Smith:
Quote:
The Bible said:
Jesus Changes Water Into Wine
2 On the third day a wedding took place at Cana in Galilee. Jesus’ mother was there, 2 and Jesus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding. 3 When the wine was gone, Jesus’ mother said to him, “They have no more wine.”
4 “Woman,[a] why do you involve me?” Jesus replied. “My hour has not yet come.”
5 His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”
6 Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons.
7 Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim.
8 Then he told them, “Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet.”
They did so, 9 and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew. Then he called the bridegroom aside 10 and said, “Everyone brings out the choice wine first and then the cheaper wine after the guests have had too much to drink; but you have saved the best till now.”
11 What Jesus did here in Cana of Galilee was the first of the signs through which he revealed his glory; and his disciples believed in him.
Excess = Poison
Correct dose = Medicine.
ISLAM DECLARED SHROOMS LEGAL FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES
Thank you Allah *bows in submission*
I'm the lute to akll your songs, and we're gonna find a solution for Israel too thats good for the Jews too, if God wills it so.
WE all agree that Noah (Nuh) was Called by the God Christians, Muslims and Jews share right? Remember?
I'm NOT the Messiah. I just do what I THINK that God asks of me, in all humility, for all of humanity, in my crazy way that tries to fit every opposite together just to make a point 
I'm trying to give everybody here a day as beautiful as God made me feel now.
This is that day
And I'm giving it 100% on my birthday..
And I feel GOOD because GOD IS GOOD.
Ameen.
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...and if 100% isnt enough I'l give it 110% with a cup of coffee, not the Speed that Nina Haagen took.
But I wont because even a cup of coffee fucks it up proper.
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#26343991 - 11/25/19 06:43 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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No more overdoses on the Shroomery please.
Thats what this is about too, right? Remember?
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#26343994 - 11/25/19 06:45 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is why I'm slapping it in like my childhood hero, Bud Spencer who would let no injustice slide on his watch.
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#26343997 - 11/25/19 06:49 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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There is a war on Right and Wrong waging in your world, friends, and now you have a weapon to help you fight the Noblest fight of all.
Good vs Evil
First inside you, then outside of you.
Lets hunt some Orcs!
But, honorably, cause Orcs are people too.
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...even if friends avoid you or you have to avoid your friends, to figure it out.
And if you have the wrong friends, then say your goodbyes.
You are on a Holy Mission now to the God that is You.


Please, make sense out of this and do what you must do.
My dad just called, We had a bad conflict and parted "for good" We both reconciled and found peace through each other.
Be good to your parents, even if they suck or you suck.
You get that now.
They want you to reach out to them and you know it.
Give them a call that cheers them up.
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#26344008 - 11/25/19 06:58 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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WE HAVE THE POWER
WE HAVE THE MIRACLE THAT WE NEED
IN OUR OWN HANDS
IT WAS US ALL ALONG
BUT THEN AGAIN...
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#26344017 - 11/25/19 07:05 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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How the flying fuck does Asante do this?
What is this
Oh shit..
Not that too..

The real thing.
Straight from New Orleans.
Every time you use that vodou graemlin, you invoke Papa Legba, Loa of Crossroads to inspire you to make the right decision on the crossroads you are at now.
And because there is nothing BUT the God of All Things, which is the Universe, all is well with that.
Another tool for your mind: make that wish and strike that match, and what the Universe wishes to happen, will, remembers? Cause its a RIDE we're on, even when we vdo the driving, the hand is guided.
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#26344023 - 11/25/19 07:07 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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About that mission, how aboutb just this?
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#26344025 - 11/25/19 07:10 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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With the Enemy at the gates and you as Hodor trying to hold them...
Stallar Lumen (XLM)
2 weeks to a month of supplies
And this, for every day of your life:
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#26344037 - 11/25/19 07:19 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Heaven is coming to Earth like Spacedragon alleged.
And its going to be ALL INCLUSIVE
So definitely NOT like this (love you, Boondocks!)
We are ALL children of the Universe and ALL welcome to this party.
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#26344163 - 11/25/19 08:36 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm higher than drugs right now because I have conscious, deliberate control over how high I feel, and I ramped it up to non-drug ecstast to make it fun as I tell you how to achienve that.
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#26344297 - 11/25/19 10:10 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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bookmarking this for later.
wish you a happy bday, Asante! thanks for all your work
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Yes happy birthday Asante. I hope it was a good one! Great posts. Hard to keep up but worth it if you can. 🤯
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#26344494 - 11/25/19 11:59 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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faack, lost soo many good friends to hard drugs over the yrs. almost went down that path myself but the fungi helped me out of it.
I be liking my low doses lately because as I age my tolerance seems to get lower and lower. I was already the one to get twice as high as all my friends off the same dose anyways.
good posts and orc analogies. I always felt that way about orcs. especially space-orcs and tweakers
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Asante said: I'm higher than drugs right now because I have conscious, deliberate control over how high I feel, and I ramped it up to non-drug ecstast to make it fun as I tell you how to achienve that.
I think this is something we knew when we were young children. They are able to play with their consciousness before the outside world tells them how they should think, feel, etc. We can tune back into that.
Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASANTE
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Asante said: I'm higher than drugs right now because I have conscious, deliberate control over how high I feel, and I ramped it up to non-drug ecstast to make it fun as I tell you how to achienve that.
Lol
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Josex said:
Quote:
Asante said: I'm higher than drugs right now because I have conscious, deliberate control over how high I feel, and I ramped it up to non-drug ecstast to make it fun as I tell you how to achienve that.
Lol
At least try:
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#26344839 - 11/25/19 02:31 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Every now and then I get to work with a fella that likes to get wound up and go Super Saiyan. I'm pretty sure he's illicit drug free at least currently.
Everyone else thinks he's crazy but I thoroughly enjoy the time I get to chat with him. He has some very interesting ideas about energy and the nature of energy fields and how they should be avoided or utilized.
He also eats a good bit of diatomaceous earth daily.
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happy birthday Asante!
message and music i'd like to share (and the personally pivotal 2012 backstory)
from The Dance of the Soul by Hazrat Inayat Khan
"I have loved in life and I have been loved. I have drunk the bowl of poison from the hands of love as nectar, and have been raised above life's joy and sorrow. My heart, aflame in love, set afire every heart that came in touch with it. My heart has been rent and joined again; My heart has been broken and again made whole; My heart has been wounded and healed again; A thousand deaths my heart has died, and thanks be to love, it lives yet. I went through hell and saw there love's raging fire, and I entered heaven illumined with the light of love. I wept in love and made all weep with me; I mourned in love and pierced the hearts of men; And when my fiery glance fell on the rocks, the rocks burst forth as volcanoes. The whole world sank in the flood caused by my one tear; With my deep sigh the earth trembled, and when I cried aloud the name of my beloved, I shook the throne of God in heaven. I bowed my head low in humility, and on my knees I begged of love, 'Disclose to me, I pray thee, O love, thy secret.' She took me gently by my arms and lifted me above the earth, and spoke softly in my ear, 'My dear one, thou thyself art love, art lover, and thyself art the beloved whom thou hast adored.'"
this past two year one gram of cannabis a day, versus 5-7, quiets and calms my mind the other day we took 1.25g of invitro pins from cakes we birthed and felt amazing all day still take huge doses and will continue since we now grow but feel need is few and far between with microdosing proving effective to even a broken and burnt out old soldier
still shave left side of my head (see backstory) to remind me of the wonder-filled beauty of all life and death and to never trade humanity for patriotism again
and what a long wonderfully weird beautifully strange trip it has been and continues to be
remember, celebrate, love
expect no resistance when you respect all existence
embrace all life to truly live
we make a road for the spirit to pass over
Drummer, give me your sound the sun rises
my soul dances
each day that i wake, i will praise~ each day that i wake, i give thanks~
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may a piece of my peace be with you always~
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Guys, you know how I went a little:
with making this thread a global announcement?
I told Ythan to nuke it when he felt it was ready.
He did, without any conflict.
I did my duty and he did his.
While I slept.
To make it easier on all of us including me.
Water off a ducks back guys, and ducks are aquatic birds.
Lets entertain each other and look for answers for the questions raised.
(no drugs ingested, cup of coffee)
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#26345919 - 11/26/19 01:14 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thank you all for the good vibes and birthday wishes.
Every troll on the site held their tongue in a global announcement by sitting duck Asante.
They felt that this gay agenda outweighed their troll agenda.

No, to encourage the trolls now I must use the most disturbingly horrid piece of trollery I know.
And I know exactly what that was, and as an abuse survivor even I laughed.
Poor poor Oprah!
Hell yes 
If only Oprah or his staff had USED THE INTERNET or even HER BRAIN a bit more she would have prevented this canard.
But Oprah is a smart cookie.
Child molestation is the worst thing in the universe.
My guess is that Ophrah knew this was a troll and she deliberately let herself be trolled, to mobilize and warn her viewers.
So 4CHAN gave her a weapon she could use.
Don't you think poor abused Ophrah the INFJ would have thrown TEN MILLION DOLLARS at hunting down that disgusting alleged "pedophile ring"?

No, she knew it was a troll and let them have their fun for helping her with the Righteous Crusade she was on. ERADICATING ALL FORMS OF ABUSE.
You see..
Oprah is so good at what she does because she is an INFJ just like me. And I totally would have thrown myself in harms way for the greater good, Like I did in this thread, like she did by taking 4CHAN's bait.
If you want to instantly see what personality type you are, take this free online test.
That will help you on your quest and give you, Skywise, a Lodestone to guide YOUR tribe with.
You have followers too, on social media, real life too, who need, depend on your guidance, asnd you on theirs.
So Sheep, become a Good Shepherd to the flock of your life!!
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I had a good nights sleep, took out the trash, am loved up again without significant drug intervention (African coffee guys, its the best!)
So I kick a good vibe into the thread and I'm off groceries shopping, another abused black gal like Oprah who keeps on trucking.
Got an inkling?
Click the thing!
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#26345929 - 11/26/19 01:30 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Spirit Guide said:
Onto that bicycle to get some healthy bodyfuel Asante!
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OBESE SHROOMERITES - I HAVE A WEIGHTLOSS MINDTOOL FOR YOU
Its not a pill.
I'm going to mint a gold coin of insight for you 
You knew all those things but realizing is another, so I just reiterate to help you make up your mind.
-you are overweight or morbidly obese like me (164+kg/365+lbs) -diets dont work, well only temporarily.
something is missing, the very things you fear:
-switch poison foods for medicine foods -use poison foods only in medicinal doses -exercise is mandatory, but NEVER TOO MUCH.
Doesnt sound so intimidating now huh?
Know why people are REALLY mean to you? I mean beyond what they can come up with? I mean really really?
-everybody, even the biggest fucking asshole, wants you to lose weight.
Lets let weird al yankovic be an asshole to you to give you a boost of confidence:
Why didnt Michael Jackson sue him to Hell? Why didnt a REAL gangsta or fatty like us bust a cap in his ass? Think about that. Why was that funny? Think..
-everybody, even the biggest fucking asshole, wants you to lose weight.
(let me hack you please)
Everybody hurts sometimes. Even a serial killers ears hurt by how hard his victim screams. A minor annoyance to him but nonetheless, pain.
-being overweight hurts you more than comfort foods comfort you.
-replace comfort foods with healthy foods
-seek your comfort in your friends, in healthy decisions in exercise.
I'll let the Exorcist Girl scare you to teach you how to overcome your fear and doubt.
Do you know what he did, your loving Admin?
He confronted his shame about his body, about being shamed about his body and get the exercise he needed, by going swimming.
He bought oversized bright red swimtrunks and fiercely bright havaianas flipflops.
His spirit guide told him about that for genius reasons, while Asante was super high, highest ever on MXE, for genius reasons.
This is what I knew at the time: Swimming to challenge crushingly low body esteem due to obesity and having been bullied: VICTORY!
Know what was the genius of the brightest possible swim gear?
The trunks were firetruck red, which signalled to the people, this:
This brave morbidly obese man exposes himself to us all to try save his life: we must be extra nice no matter how we feel, if we can. Wide load, firetruck, ambulance, coming through.
My flipflops, Havaianas, green soles and yellow straps. Why exactly that? green natural rubber soles with good traction because when you are morbidly obese your feet skid more readily on a wet smooth floor because your weight to foot surface ratio is off, this is why kids can run like hell and not fall and you cannot.
Soles, soft squishy comfortable rubber with good traction, color green like the grass, straps yellow like the sun above, pure soothing feeling and symbolics for me and to the onlookers the reassurance that however scared this very fat sumo guy was, he was in a funny enough mood to make a spectacle out of it. And the kids found that super funny too and they let that show, and that was reassuring to a former fat kid who was bullied you know.
So I owe it to the children especially that that first swim was a success, but also to drugs.
The MXE. MXE, Ketamine, Battlefield Anesthetic.. Dissociating you from your fear, you get it? I was in the aftermath of MXE and the upkick it provides, days later, when my swim equipment arrived.
Can you see what I'm seeing here?
You can even give yourself a placebo by tickling yourseld into a sense of wellness.
But I promised you so let me drop it.
This University of California lecture proves you in no uncertain terms that your excess weight is exactly due to excess intake of fructose and alcohol (both simple carbohydrates)
You can go Atkins but you can also still use carbs and I think thats better.
Paleo Diet sounds much better (USE THE INTERNET!!)
Or Vegetarian, or Vegan...
Me?! Vegan?!
Can fruits and vegetables be any fun whatsoever?
Showtime:
Might I propose a solution?
I'm eating a whole pint tub (size of Ben & Jerries) of vegan chocolate icecream and it tastes just as good as "the real thing" but its "even better than the real thing" because its all frighteningly healthy stuff in exactly the right proportions.
You dont want ben & Jerries sugar and fat nuke, not really.

Ben & Jerries tub: 1200 kcal Vegan yummy tub: 360kcal
My brand is Oppo Colombian Chocolate and Hazelnut and it tastes just as good as Haägen Dasz Belgian Chocolate ice cream - and 840kcal less.
TRY TO FIND TASTY VEGAN TREATS BECAUSE THEY EXISTS AND VEGANS ARE NAZIS ABOUT EATING THE RIGHT INGREDIENTS IN THE RIGHT PROPORTIONS TO PROVIDE A WORTHY SUBSTITUTE FOR JUNKFOOD.
If you fry fries in an Airfrier (hot air circulation oven) you can turn raw potatoes with a dash of salt into all the fries you can eat, and you can dip em into vegan pasta sauce for a dip and you have a super treat thats a tasty fat guy meal without fattening you.
STARCH IS GOOD
BE CAREFUL WITH ADDED SUGAR, HFCS AND LACTOSE AND ALCOHOL
No more added sugars and HCFS than 30 grams total a day Drinkers, sorry, only 1 glass max on an average day Lactose, a pint and if you are fat, a liter of milk a day
Quark and Cheese are milk without the lactose, but mind the fat in that.
COW BUTTER IS GOOD AND TASTES BEST if its GRASS FED BUTTER - trust me on that
Now a breather to make a point:
How to make a 55 gallon drum of lemonade for $1
So, your sweet tooth has all you can drink lemonade even if thats all you drink because in those proportions it tastes greath, its a damn good sweetener and raspberry ketone is a weight loss supplement AND a high potency candy flavoring.
You expected the Amazing Horse but no..
It was a more appropriate vvideo, courtesy of the Youtube algorhythms suggesting it jjust now to me. "you might like this more".
Indeed because you fat fuck, don't let a shetland pony ride our Sumo body, WE are going to exercise, but we need an amazing horse, so we let either the water or a bicycle carry our weight.
You are fucking your knees and joints if you start jogging or play basketball with your Maegashira Sumo body! Let a bicycle or the water carry your weight and use the muscles and joints for propelling. That is weight training too, using your weight as weight training by moving your ass
And to the beautiful, wonderful 800 pound gorilla in the room, the ultra obese and those with severe disabilities, even if you can't even jiggle right now and cant even giggle right now..

There are electrostimulation pads your caretakers can attach to your muscle groups that will move your body even if you are paralyzed like Stephen Hawking, and like my beaytiful Surinamese Hindu friend with a kind of ALS.
MOVE THAT BODY SOLDIER!!

NEVER GIVE IN
But I made that point. no I make an even bbigger point for you:
There are people a hell of a lot worse off than you. OK? OK! 
And FUCK what everybody thinks.. WITH PLIERS! 
PARK YOUR ASS ON THEIR FACE UNTIL THEY GET IT.
FAT LOAD COMING THROUGH AT MAXIMUM VELOCITY, BY BIKE OR IN WATER.
AND NO ONE --CAN-- STOP YOU!
Even getting excited as you are now is cardio exercidse for you and me!
Is there a magic pill?
There are 2, both to be used as supplements:
-Supplements such as My case for taking a supplement - giving a very specific recommendation. -Anabolic steroids and SARMs (Shroomery search posts I made on that)
Quote:
https://files.shroomery.org/files/18-11/115901832-Thai_Anabol_5mg_dianabol_tablets.jpg
And now we are on the subject of high testosterone..
Maybe your obesity gave you low testosterone and you can get testosterone gel legally through your doctor.. WHO WANTS YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT TOO.
Your friendly medicine man Asante is giving you this advice so you will:
1) see a proper doctor first if you in any way are able to 2) get some veterinarian medicine man advice in case you cannot.
I'm NOT a doctor. I'm a medicine man, and your doctor SHOULD know better, some things, at least, than I do. But he doesnt know how the lemonade is made and now you know too.
Oh about high testosterone in a healthy body, it comes with a consequence:
A more confident you in a healthier body is a better lover.
More testosterone, healthier food, good exercise? Let the former Governor of California have his say:
Yeah Arnold and to be fair you got there with a little help from our friend Dianabol (Anabol of the meme I posted) about geting as big and feeling as great and getting motivated to get there too ok? You confessed that fair and square.
Drugs in the right dose and way are medicine, even strychnine or arsenic.
Guys you dont have to be Conan, how about this physique?

You can think about black people what you will but even the biggest Nazi would agree that this confident guy has a body that gets the chicks.
Speaking of my black guys and hitler obsession lately, TO HELP YOU MORE:
Black Jesse Owens put the "Master Race" into place on the Berlin Olympics.
See what I'm saying?
Here is what Jesse Owens said:
Quote:
Jesse Owens said:
When I came back to my native country, after all the stories about Hitler, I couldn't ride in the front of the bus. I had to go to the back door. I couldn't live where I wanted. I wasn't invited to shake hands with Hitler, but I wasn't invited to the White House to shake hands with the President, either.
Ein Übermensch ist the one who figured it out, und das ist nicht DETERMINED BY die farber der Haut.
And Jesse Owens proved that there was a flaw in Nazism. Thank you Jesse Owens, AND thank you Adolf Hitler, for not exterminating him.
But I digress.. we were on the topic of sex and working out..
Isn't the prospect of better sex, if any, the very best motivation gor losing weight, eating right, and working out?
SEX.. THE BEST POSSIBLE SEX IN A BETTER BODY.
A HE-MAN ORGASM IN A NORMAL BODY.
Isn't that worth a try?
Your he-man transformation for the ultimate motivation, love?
For that you need aggression, as transgenderts know (HRT) an aggression thing..
So donkey.. (shrek talking)
Donkey... (imagine along with me)
I'm big fat Shrek riding your small body so you need big motivation..
Lookie here *teasing*

Want that juicy Beta Carotene?
That delicious carrot of healthy eating and exercisee motivation?
Fairy Godmother (it IS Shrek) Music please!
YOUR LOVE (TO BE) AND YOU NEED A HERO
THAT HERO IS YOU
EVEN IF IT FUCKING TAKES PROPERLY USED VETERINARY STEROIDS TO GET THERE!
BITE THAT FUCKING CARROT YOU FUCKER!!
Oh Asante, nice peptalk for the guys but, how about the girls and inbetweens? Where is OUR anabolic steroid you dick?
OK..
Anavar (Oxandrolone) in 5mg doses is just right for girls and people with handicapped and weak bodies, there are SARMs that will do even better, like Ostarine, and there is for EVERYBODY ann extra encore, fully natural, fully legal, a power supplement..
COENZYME Q10
And now, to add a final touch of aggression to this liberating post, to rev up the testoiserone of all genders and laugh at fear..
I just gave you the perfect weapon to defeat the zombies in your head now, the inertia and lack of knowledge, theb sadness and, everything stopping you.
Soo, fucking mental zombies that scared me into getting fat.. Surprise surprise, when you almost prevented my love for me.. I bring you..
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