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Kazoo_bard
Kid Blunder

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Little introduction/ cult recruitment.
#26340797 - 11/23/19 05:26 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sup everybody. I'm still pretty new here. I'm kazoo bard and I've been a dipshit for 22 years. Still going strong and now I'm a member here after lurking for a few years now. I like to ask hella questions and get all sciencey on every aspect that I can. Went to a couple years of Uni, still talk with the vocabulary of a 3 year old that swears. I've already met some pretty chill people on here and if any of you are in the Minnesota area, I'm down to grab a beerski in real life. Onto the second part of this post, who's ready to start a fuckin cult?! Let's do this, I hate people though, so somebody else can be leader...
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Morel Guy
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26340840 - 11/23/19 05:43 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wouldn't meet up with anyone on here.
-------------------- "in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur" In filth it will be found in dung it will be found
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Psilosopherr
A psilly goose



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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Morel Guy]
#26340954 - 11/23/19 06:32 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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whats the cult going to do? Can we eat ribs and play ping pong?
throw mardi gras at our illustrious leader
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Antigov



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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Psilosopherr]
#26340971 - 11/23/19 06:39 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cults usually end badly. No kool aid for me thank you
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Psilosopherr
A psilly goose



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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Antigov] 2
#26341049 - 11/23/19 07:20 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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yall are no fun. kool aids tasty stuff. You always leave before the mass suicides/human sacrifice starts, but the startup parties are off the chain
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Kazoo_bard
Kid Blunder

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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Psilosopherr] 1
#26341136 - 11/23/19 08:03 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm down for ribs and totally normal koolaid. I dont want to be like...a scary cult. I want to be the cult that only eats brisket every thursday, and wears nothing but purple underwear. Anyway, how are you guys doing?
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FungiMaster
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26341154 - 11/23/19 08:10 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I met someone from here and he was alright.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26341204 - 11/23/19 08:36 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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im thirsty. what flavor is this kool-aid?
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koods
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Psilosopherr]
#26341208 - 11/23/19 08:37 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bitter almond
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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FungiMaster
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: koods]
#26341217 - 11/23/19 08:41 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Punch is best for koolaid I think
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vault123
SangSpell

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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26341360 - 11/23/19 10:26 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I will be your leader. Have no fear my faithful compatriot. I have a plan for everything.
-------------------- "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Judge Aaron Satie
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vault123
SangSpell

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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: vault123]
#26341363 - 11/23/19 10:30 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Our first order of business must be to develop our organizations ethos and guiding principles. These will be used to help others find our path. Our most solemn principal will be “the forge light sets forth upon the path drawn from within.” We shall greet each other with “mists of saladom be guidance to dwellers”
-------------------- "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Judge Aaron Satie
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Psilosopherr
A psilly goose



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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: vault123]
#26343275 - 11/24/19 07:21 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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nah thas gay. We should do hands free ass to ass boofing
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vault123
SangSpell

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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Psilosopherr]
#26343297 - 11/24/19 07:32 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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How about an armband?
-------------------- "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Judge Aaron Satie
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The Lizard King
Student Strawman



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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26343756 - 11/25/19 02:45 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Unless you have a premium Snapchat, no cult
Especially in Minnesnowta
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LittleDipster


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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: The Lizard King] 1
#26343759 - 11/25/19 02:48 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Can we make music with sticks and rocks and dance around a fire?
and some child sacrifice, only just a little though.
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The Lizard King
Student Strawman



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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: LittleDipster]
#26343761 - 11/25/19 02:50 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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A little child?
For sure
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Dipping Swords in Metaphors
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: LittleDipster] 1
#26343762 - 11/25/19 02:51 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Heyyy
I've already started my own mushroom sex cult. None of you are invited tho too many strange dongs in here plus you guys would prob fuck it up for everybody.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Dipster is invited yes you can make music with sticks n stuff but if anyone tries to sacrifice a child your out. Brings way too much heat down. Again that's always how these things get fucked up for everybody when ppl start fucking kids or killing people. We could have just stole all the money the whole time but ppl start diddling kids or something.
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LittleDipster


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Of course I'm just kidding about sacrificing children!! I will join your mushroom sex cult.
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vault123
SangSpell

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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: LittleDipster] 1
#26344554 - 11/25/19 12:33 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Matching dick tats...seriously.
-------------------- "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Judge Aaron Satie
Edited by vault123 (11/25/19 01:03 PM)
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feldman114
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: vault123]
#26344574 - 11/25/19 12:42 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Will there be orgies?
Also, welcome!!
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LittleDipster


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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: feldman114]
#26344638 - 11/25/19 01:14 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hella psychedelic orgies bro, the best kind.
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introverted
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26344862 - 11/25/19 02:43 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest, "I'd like to start a cult," is probably not to best pickup line to get people to meet you in real life.
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Kazoo_bard
Kid Blunder

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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: introverted] 1
#26346729 - 11/26/19 01:05 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mushroom sex cult is actually my neo-punk band name. And our illustrious leader is he whom has the worst ideas and is as harmless as a puppy. Also introverted, it's more of a silly topic to get people talking. Less of a serious business proposal or whatever haha
Edited by Kazoo_bard (11/26/19 01:28 PM)
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Jarhead3521
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard] 1
#26347579 - 11/26/19 08:48 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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IIIIIIIIIII dunno, “I’d like to start a cult” would definitely get me to sit down and read the brochure....I mean hell, I clicked on this because of the cult recruitment headline, didn’t you?!
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1234go
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Antigov]
#26347586 - 11/26/19 09:01 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Antigov said: Cults usually end badly. No kool aid for me thank you
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1234go
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: 1234go]
#26347589 - 11/26/19 09:03 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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*FlavorAid
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Kazoo_bard
Kid Blunder

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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: 1234go]
#26348298 - 11/27/19 10:47 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Personally I would serve tang. Everyone knows that shit is the best lol. Poll time. What's the best drink powder. Tang, kool aid, or crystal lite?
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Tempalonomous
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26348348 - 11/27/19 11:18 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am down.
-------------------- Whatcha gonna do with a big fat but?... wiggle wiggle wiggle. doo doo doo do do do Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present to you... THE OFFICIAL DEXTER TRIPPING PLAYLIST! My Tripping Playlist Many centuries ago, there existed a formation of man. This version of us was of great power and great enlightenment. There came an evil presence known as the Babylonians. They are said to have reconfigured our DNA to make the majority of it void. This has encapsulated us in our limited, selfish ways. To seek truth we must tune our minds to the right frequency and only then we will truly know what to do.
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Tempalonomous
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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26373671 - 12/10/19 05:40 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why has nothing happened?
-------------------- Whatcha gonna do with a big fat but?... wiggle wiggle wiggle. doo doo doo do do do Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present to you... THE OFFICIAL DEXTER TRIPPING PLAYLIST! My Tripping Playlist Many centuries ago, there existed a formation of man. This version of us was of great power and great enlightenment. There came an evil presence known as the Babylonians. They are said to have reconfigured our DNA to make the majority of it void. This has encapsulated us in our limited, selfish ways. To seek truth we must tune our minds to the right frequency and only then we will truly know what to do.
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wrestler_az
PsiLLy BiLLy



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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Kazoo_bard]
#26373686 - 12/10/19 05:53 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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JustABoxOfRain

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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: wrestler_az]
#26373760 - 12/10/19 06:50 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'll have to schedule it around my other cults but I'm sure I can fit it in
-------------------- Brotherhood of Eternal Love I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe. I was not offended, for I knew I had to rise above it all, or drown in my own shit
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audiophoenix
Find Peace


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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: Morel Guy]
#26373778 - 12/10/19 07:07 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Morel Guy said: I wouldn't meet up with anyone on here.
me either
:looking at signature:
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Psilosopherr
A psilly goose



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Re: Little introduction/ cult recruitment. [Re: audiophoenix]
#26374158 - 12/10/19 11:03 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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because I started a rival cult and made OP my thrall through glorious battle
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