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Invisiblevault123
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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26338302 - 11/22/19 02:30 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Would they accept a letter from the SS office? You mentioned applying at a SS office. I would bet that when you apply they will send a letter telling you that you applied and your application is pending or something like that. That would be an official letter from an official agency acting in an official capacity. So they told you what you had wouldn’t work, did they have any paperwork they were referencing as to where they got their requirements for the sale?


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: vault123]
    #26338345 - 11/22/19 02:59 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26338362 - 11/22/19 03:09 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Nonimmigrant aliens should be required to swear a blood oath of unconditional loyalty to the the United States of America, the Constitution, and President Donald J Trump before being allowed to even rent a firearm at a shooting range!

The entire ceremony shall be video taped and uploaded to YouTube for documentation purposes.

Failure to follow these guidelines will result in immediate deportation. :cookiemonster:


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: mycosis] * 1
    #26338584 - 11/22/19 05:04 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Ok, can I just eat someone's ass instead?


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OfflineCHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26338689 - 11/22/19 05:58 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

It makes sense that foriegns would be able to buy and posses guns here either because they're collectors, competition shooters, or hunters or any number of legitimate reasons. If your legally in country especially working you should be able to carry for protection even imo but I dont think that's the law. I would be careful jokeshop too u dont want to catch crazy gun charges man they fuck you hard for that. End up doing like 5 years for just possessing it and thinking uve follow the letter of the law. I would at least say make sure u get like hunting tags and prob actually go hunting and shit cuz u never no when someone will get a boner up thier ass to check up on something like this make a name for themselves as a gun buster especially in this politicalclimate. But yah think if u were on a hunting trip or collector or something. I mean you can import a vehicle registered in another country and legally drive it around with your foreign license if you go thru the proper channels. Think about being some car collector that's brought thier show car to the US for a competition or simply pleasure cruising, or competitive racing. Same thing with guns really.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26338793 - 11/22/19 06:38 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You don’t hunt with a glock.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: lowbrow]
    #26338830 - 11/22/19 06:57 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I mean you could hunt certain game with a glock regardless he should be able to carry a pistol to protect himself u cock fuck idiot. Think of being a successful foreigner here. Sure u might be a total asset and a major driver in the economy. But still retard idiots will come out of the woodwork to kidnap ur kids fuck em in the ass and either throw em off a bridge or send you the pieces. I mean look in this thread to see just lit retarded blind nationalism under the guise of being an true American. Look at how much we have to work on ourselves and in America. This has already cost us too much and frankly I'm pissed. Everyday we lose more ground because of fucking bullshit. Somethings got to give.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26339204 - 11/22/19 09:36 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

PROTIP don't paint get paint in/on the serial number can lead a bunch of prison time if they catch you with weed/drugs in some places and wanna throw more bullshit charges your way.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26339234 - 11/22/19 10:05 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
They do, to get a hunting license.

A 12 year old could pass it though.




I did my hunters safety course test when I was 10 or 11. It was easy peazy freezy.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26339246 - 11/22/19 10:13 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
I mean you could hunt certain game with a glock regardless he should be able to carry a pistol to protect himself u cock fuck idiot. Think of being a successful foreigner here. Sure u might be a total asset and a major driver in the economy. But still retard idiots will come out of the woodwork to kidnap ur kids fuck em in the ass and either throw em off a bridge or send you the pieces. I mean look in this thread to see just lit retarded blind nationalism under the guise of being an true American. Look at how much we have to work on ourselves and in America. This has already cost us too much and frankly I'm pissed. Everyday we lose more ground because of fucking bullshit. Somethings got to give.



What makes you think I’m anti-gun?  All I said was ‘you don’t hunt with a glock’ and you started talking about children getting ass fucked.  Having a bad day or something?


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InvisibleFiery
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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26339250 - 11/22/19 10:14 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:

FYI - I don't ever intend to keep ammo for it outside of the range, so I'm not going to be a danger to anyone because of this.




Yeah... that's what they ALL say, until they get pissed off.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: FungiMaster]
    #26339253 - 11/22/19 10:15 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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FungiMaster said:
You can build a gun with one of those 3d printers. Not sure how many shots it works for but at least you have a gun to kill someone with. And get away with it hahahhahha.

I've always wanted to kill someone. I have before in past lives. So not sure why I can't in this life.





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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Fiery]
    #26339257 - 11/22/19 10:16 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

real men use their hands



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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26339264 - 11/22/19 10:21 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Just come to the "Southeast USA" and use the "rent a friend app" to find someone who will rent you their male kid for the day( age 10-20), and then go to the local gun show and have the kid ohh and ahh and say all the lines, like " Ohh dad we could hunt deer with that one" and no one will bat an eye.


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