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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: cannabinated]
    #26336882 - 11/21/19 08:11 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

If that's some reference to the English I don't get it - I know bugger all about history - and I don't identify as being English anyway.

I am a meat popsicle.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26336888 - 11/21/19 08:14 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

u are what u eat  :puddingpop:


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26336891 - 11/21/19 08:15 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Citizenship is somewhat difficult.  You need to know certain facts and they want to make it harder.

You are from allied nations so that really aught to assist.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26337269 - 11/21/19 11:45 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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lowbrow said:
Go to a gun show and find somebody who does not background check.  Or just buy one used.

It’s legal.



Not in RI. I know there's some, but I don't think there's many states that loose on restrictions.




Sounds like a good reason to come back to arizona for a visit.  We have some pretty fucking lax gun show shit here.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26337295 - 11/22/19 12:07 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
As it looks like I'm gonna be in the country another year at least, and I wanna buy me a Glock and modify the fuck out of it. Only problem is, I need a goverment proof of address to do so, and seeing as I got no social security number (I'm employed in the UK, but here providing consultancy services) or anything like that I'm a little stumped on how to get one.

Anybody got any ideas? I was thinking of taking myself down the DMV and applying for a US license, but I hear they aint the friendliest at the best of times down there, so figured I'd ask you helpful people first.

Muchas Gracias!!





Use my address. Only condition is that I get to use the gun every 3rd Suday, No Questions Asked.

I was just reading an article that you can buy "Ghost Guns" online. It's basically just ordering all the parts of a gun and then assembling it yourself. These can't be traced and anyone can get them. You can even get kits. Might not be legal and that would suck to get locked up on a gun charge.

The DMV can probably give you an ID card for pretty cheap. They are actually nice if you are nice to them. They aren't jolly at all though because nobody reads the directions before they go in, then when they find out they don't have the right forms and have to come back they start taking it out on the workers.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #26337407 - 11/22/19 03:57 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

The test to take for american citizens not hard. A family member did it and said it was easy. You can probably study really quick on YouTube


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: trees]
    #26337781 - 11/22/19 09:35 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Steal a Glock from a cop.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26337791 - 11/22/19 09:40 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

That doesn’t sound difficult. Find a government agency and write them a letter. If they reply then they’ve sent a letter to your address. The DMV night send you a reply. Or you could just google search government agencies. Could you even sign up for a news letter for some agency? Does it need to be in the line of some official business or will any letter do?


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: vault123]
    #26337811 - 11/22/19 09:52 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Around here proof of address just means a piece of mail with your name on it.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26337817 - 11/22/19 09:54 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Do you have any paper bills? Like telephone or electric?


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26337880 - 11/22/19 10:23 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Yep, but the shop/range won't accept them.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26337896 - 11/22/19 10:29 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

A quick Google search shows that no foreigner / non US citizen can legally own or buy a gun in the USA. Tricitizenship is your only option it seems, which I'd go for it anyway because that gives you a pretty serious edge around the whole world, for getting hastle free access to other countries and institutions. It could make you worth a lot more in business too, and it's not like youll be required to salute and praise America in anyway


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: trees]
    #26337912 - 11/22/19 10:40 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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trees said:
A quick Google search shows that no foreigner / non US citizen can legally own or buy a gun in the USA.



Untrue. I've had this confirmed by an ATF guy and LC posted this yesterday:

https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/nonimmigrant-aliens-may-legally-buy-possess-firearms-us/

I am a nonimmigrant alien here, by definition, and I have a hunting license.

TBH, I doubt I'd go for the tricitizenship thing. It seems a lot of hassle, and probably cost, for very little benefit from where I stand.

I do really appreciate you giving it some thought though man!!


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26337936 - 11/22/19 10:51 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You don't need to go to a gun show by the way. You can just buy one from any person that's selling one. Idk why you're making this so complicated you're in America get a gun the right way fuck all that paperwork shit.

The last gun I bought was from a person. Their one question was hey are you a felon and even that was a joke question. Of course I am, a couple times a day. Just never convicted


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: bodhisatta]
    #26337951 - 11/22/19 10:59 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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bodhisatta said:
You don't need to go to a gun show by the way. You can just buy one from any person that's selling one. Idk why you're making this so complicated you're in America get a gun the right way fuck all that paperwork shit.



Gun laws vary from state to state. That would not be legal in my state, and I've no interest in breaking the law in this regard.

You never answered by question yesterday as to why you think it's lame that non-citizens can buy guns here. Why so?


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26338000 - 11/22/19 11:36 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

cuz ur not proud to be an american


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: cannabinated]
    #26338096 - 11/22/19 12:41 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

What about a "ghost gun"? Seems like your best option


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Patlal]
    #26338115 - 11/22/19 12:50 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Steal a Glock from a cop.




What sneak into their home when they are sleeping and steal the gun? I mean what else are you going to do, disarm the police officer and shoot them. I guess the shotgun is mounted pretty well, but you could steal the car and bring it to a warehouse of sorts and go through the car and at least get a shotgun.


As far as the paperwork goes. A nice printer and scanner do wonders with THE GIMP. Which I used to steal adobe photoshop before the GIMP; which is free.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26338136 - 11/22/19 01:01 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

bodhisatta said:
You don't need to go to a gun show by the way. You can just buy one from any person that's selling one. Idk why you're making this so complicated you're in America get a gun the right way fuck all that paperwork shit.



Gun laws vary from state to state. That would not be legal in my state, and I've no interest in breaking the law in this regard.

You never answered by question yesterday as to why you think it's lame that non-citizens can buy guns here. Why so?



I said it's lame that they make y'all take a test. You made it sound like Foreigners have to take more tests than a citizen


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: bodhisatta]
    #26338161 - 11/22/19 01:19 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

They do, to get a hunting license.

A 12 year old could pass it though.


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