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InvisiblebodhisattaMDiscordReddit
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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26336234 - 11/21/19 03:49 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Just buy your gun through a private sale :shrug:

How do you think America's felons get theirs?


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: bodhisatta]
    #26336240 - 11/21/19 03:51 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

someone stole my wallet


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: bodhisatta]
    #26336245 - 11/21/19 03:53 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26336253 - 11/21/19 03:54 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Best way to get a gun is when someone dies.

Sonetimes people do not even know the deceased had one.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: bodhisatta] * 1
    #26336254 - 11/21/19 03:55 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I think lawful gun ownership should be a requirement for voting, citizenship, and property ownership.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26336270 - 11/21/19 04:01 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Morel Guy said:
Why not go to the range and make rriends to shoot their guns.  I doubt the feds are big on foreigners having guns.  Then again the nra would arm isis.



It's absolutely above board and legal for me to own a gun here. I've taken the tests and courses required by the state.

It'll probably be difficult for you to understand this, but it's a very different thing having a machine that one has stripped down and rebuilt oneself as compared to renting one.

Mechanical intimacy is a thing for some people.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26336274 - 11/21/19 04:03 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Morel Guy said:
Best way to get a gun is when someone dies.

Sonetimes people do not even know the deceased had one.



:cookiemonster:


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26336276 - 11/21/19 04:03 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

There's tests and courses for Foreigners to own guns?
Sounds lame


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: bodhisatta]
    #26336280 - 11/21/19 04:06 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Foreigners are guntards and need schooling.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: bodhisatta]
    #26336284 - 11/21/19 04:07 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Yep, in this state one needs only have taken a 'Hunter Education Course' in order to legally buy/own a gun. The guys at my range were kind enough to ask their ATF guy and let me know about that little loophole. It was CRAZY easy to pass that test, and the 'Blue Card' test which is required to buy/rent a handgun rather than a rifle. Also, SCARY easy.

Apparently the former was mostly for people from Canada coming here to hunt, but it seems that it allows basically any legal resident to buy/own.

Why lame? People here LOVE guns. Seems to me they're just sharing the love.

FYI - I don't ever intend to keep ammo for it outside of the range, so I'm not going to be a danger to anyone because of this.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26336300 - 11/21/19 04:14 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I guess gun kits are easier to get.

Why not machine your own weapon?

Hardest part of making cartridges is making smokeless powder.

I guess you don't want to be on cnn for having a firearm factory in your shed?


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26336325 - 11/21/19 04:22 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

which state is it that are you trying to buy a firearm in?


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26336360 - 11/21/19 04:37 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You can build a gun with one of those 3d printers. Not sure how many shots it works for but at least you have a gun to kill someone with. And get away with it hahahhahha.

I've always wanted to kill someone. I have before in past lives. So not sure why I can't in this life.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: FungiMaster] * 1
    #26336378 - 11/21/19 04:44 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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You can build a gun with one of those 3d printers. Not sure how many shots it works for but at least you have a gun to kill someone with. And get away with it hahahhahha.

I've always wanted to kill someone. I have before in past lives. So not sure why I can't in this life.




Complety stupid thing to say without a lot of stars and stripes.

Killing for Uncle Sam is usually heroic.  Killing for pleasure shows one is small minded.  Food security is different than being a sick person.  I am a mental patient borderline psycho and know that killing is a lost cause.  It takes far more brainpower and soul to create life and sustain that.


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Morel Guy] * 1
    #26336394 - 11/21/19 04:50 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

The IRS has your address, I would presume


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #26336463 - 11/21/19 05:16 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

A manly man such as yourself should have a Beretta M9. :cookiemonster:


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: mycosis]
    #26336500 - 11/21/19 05:27 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

my hands are too small for a beretta :sad:

incelibacy is real


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: cannabinated]
    #26336508 - 11/21/19 05:30 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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my hands are too small for a beretta :sad:

incelibacy is real





lower your standards :shrug:


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26336548 - 11/21/19 05:48 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Whats your current "title" as far as US Citizen?

I did some searching online and found a term called "Nonimmigrant Alien". Not sure if that applies to you: https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/nonimmigrant-aliens-may-legally-buy-possess-firearms-us/


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Re: I need a government proof of address [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #26336595 - 11/21/19 06:00 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

A 'nonimmigrant alien' is exactly what I am here.

The article has it right; I have my hunting license.

Now I just need the government to 'help' me...


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mycosis said:
A manly man such as yourself should have a Beretta M9.



I'm a Honda guy. Of course I'm gonna go Glock.


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