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Chevrotain
#26334547 - 11/20/19 09:57 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mouse deer w/ fangs
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b fuccin
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What does it eat lil bugs n stuff?
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The family was widespread and successful from the Oligocene (34 million years ago) through the Miocene (about 5 million years ago), but has remained almost unchanged over that time and remains as an example of primitive ruminant form. They have four-chambered stomachs to ferment tough plant foods, but the third chamber is poorly developed. Though most species feed exclusively on plant material, the water chevrotain occasionally takes insects and crabs, or scavenges meat and fish.[13] Like other ruminants, they lack upper incisors. They give birth to only a single young.
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it must have some interesting digestive enzymes
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They’re a ruminant. Their digestion is mostly done by symbiotic microbes.
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Re: Chevrotain [Re: koods]
#26334580 - 11/20/19 10:24 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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they must have some interesting digestive enzymes
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What's the long tooth for
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they are too tiny for real teeth they need leverage
it needs some sort of tool for food
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and defense obv
like saber tooth had sabers cause wooly mammoths had wool that could stop a claw
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This thing is really more like tusks on a boar thant a cat tho. Prob mostly for fighting b4 fukkin. That thing looks like it sucks at being alive.
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theyre probs fast as shit
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Zoos should go for these mini versions of animals more of the time. You could have vast herds of these little guys and still give them plenty of space to roam around, relative to their size.
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Re: Chevrotain [Re: psi]
#26335396 - 11/21/19 09:07 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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zoos are so 1920s
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Re: Chevrotain [Re: psi] 1
#26335399 - 11/21/19 09:08 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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psi said: Zoos should go for these mini versions of animals more of the time. You could have vast herds of these little guys and still give them plenty of space to roam around, relative to their size.
Or just shrink all animals down to a couple inches in size. Like little giraffes and shit lol.
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Scientists try to make it sound like they have mastered genetics, but until they can whip up a mini version of any old animal they are just playing around.
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Re: Chevrotain [Re: psi]
#26335416 - 11/21/19 09:14 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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size is controlled by a host of genes in various species
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Re: Chevrotain [Re: psi]
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A mini elephant would be epic! One the size of a cat would be cooler than shit to have around..
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Re: Chevrotain [Re: psi]
#26335418 - 11/21/19 09:15 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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psi said: Scientists try to make it sound like they have mastered genetics, but until they can whip up a mini version of any old animal they are just playing around.
Damn useless scientists.
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you would change its physiology so much u would kill it
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cannabinated said: size is controlled by a host of genes in various species 
I don't need these excuses, get me results.
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Amanita86 said: A mini elephant would be epic! One the size of a cat would be cooler than shit to have around..
It'd be better if they were the size of mice or gueinea pigs. That way you could have a whole herd of them seeing as they are social animals
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No I would do it right, it would be fine..
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Amanita86 said: A mini elephant would be epic! One the size of a cat would be cooler than shit to have around..
It'd be better if they were the size of mice or gueinea pigs. That way you could have a whole herd of them seeing as they are social animals
That would be pretty cool to have a pack of elephants running around..
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Ya man for sure, all mini trumpeting and shit. Doing elephant shit. Fucking with the dog.
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I'm pushing for legislation to mandate all zoo's become holographic but not tell the public about it. That way we could put in mini animals and u can walk around right near them and blow peoples minds. Even make up new animals and put in a bunch of fake phoney baloney taxidermy chimera like the chevrotrain. We can sew together all kinds of rat deer and monkey fish frogs but digitally in real time!
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They should make smaller dolphins so you can swim with them without fear of rape
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larry.fisherman said: They should make smaller dolphins so you can swim with them without fear of rape
Oh there's still rape it's just miniature rape.
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You cant rape the willing
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But you can rape the miniature.
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