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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Patlal]
    #26336609 - 11/21/19 06:07 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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A wild horde of juggalos.




Juggalos typically don't attack humans unless they're sick or injured. But if you do encounter one do not turn your back. Don't run or else it will trigger its predatory instinct. Make yourself appear as large as you can and make lots of noise and hope it flees.

Playing dead is not an option because they routinely feed off carcasses anyway.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26336857 - 11/21/19 07:58 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Fucking tigers! Those things are next level killers. No chance of survival. None.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Aegis]
    #26336887 - 11/21/19 08:13 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Fucking tigers! Those things are next level killers. No chance of survival. None.




Siberian tigers are like some stuff from prehistoric times.

From nose to tail as long as a Cadillac sedan and can approach 800 pounds.

Think about that...an African male lion, which is a beast in its own right, can potentially nearly double an average male lion in weight.

Actually yeah, I think encountering a large male Siberian tiger would be the scariest encounter on earth.

If I saw one face to face in the wild every ounce of bodily fluid in my (and waste) would exit immediately. It would dump out like a waterfall.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26336893 - 11/21/19 08:17 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Aegis said:
Fucking tigers! Those things are next level killers. No chance of survival. None.




Siberian tigers are like some stuff from prehistoric times.

From nose to tail as long as a Cadillac sedan and can approach 800 pounds.

Think about that...an African male lion, which is a beast in its own right, can potentially nearly double an average male lion in weight.

Actually yeah, I think encountering a large male Siberian tiger would be the scariest encounter on earth.

If I saw one face to face in the wild every ounce of bodily fluid in my (and waste) would exit immediately. It would dump out like a waterfall.




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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #26336898 - 11/21/19 08:19 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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Aegis said:
Fucking tigers! Those things are next level killers. No chance of survival. None.




Siberian tigers are like some stuff from prehistoric times.

From nose to tail as long as a Cadillac sedan and can approach 800 pounds.

Think about that...an African male lion, which is a beast in its own right, can potentially nearly double an average male lion in weight.

Actually yeah, I think encountering a large male Siberian tiger would be the scariest encounter on earth.

If I saw one face to face in the wild every ounce of bodily fluid in my (and waste) would exit immediately. It would dump out like a waterfall.




Graphic.




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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26336929 - 11/21/19 08:30 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Tigers man!



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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: mycosis]
    #26336953 - 11/21/19 08:39 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Tigers man!






first time I ever heard that 

Good stuff, thanks for sharing


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #26336955 - 11/21/19 08:39 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Prob being in the water with a hippo







apparently this thing is the ancestor of the hippo :barbershreds:


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #26336960 - 11/21/19 08:42 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Prob being in the water with a hippo







apparently this thing is the ancestor of the hippo :barbershreds:




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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Patlal]
    #26337325 - 11/22/19 01:00 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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A wild horde of juggalos.




That's Tila Tequila's most terrifying animal encounter as well.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Eminence]
    #26337420 - 11/22/19 04:46 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I havent heard that name in forever!


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26337517 - 11/22/19 06:48 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I would be rather alarmed by a frantically horny gorilla, even if they only have 3 inch dicks.




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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Asante]
    #26337605 - 11/22/19 08:13 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I don't know man, if it was a bear I'd make noise like no other to scare the damn thing away. I went camping last time and it was in bear country. Took some acid and dmt and got spooked. Didn't sleep well. Let the next day though. Fuck that. Doing psychedelic's in the forest ain't that much fun for a city boy.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: FungiMaster]
    #26337679 - 11/22/19 08:47 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't know man, if it was a bear I'd make noise like no other to scare the damn thing away. I went camping last time and it was in bear country. Took some acid and dmt and got spooked. Didn't sleep well. Let the next day though. Fuck that. Doing psychedelic's in the forest ain't that much fun for a city boy.




I did a low dose of mushrooms while camping with a friend in grizzly country. We were in a campground so there were quite a few people not far from us so we didn't really dwell on the thought too much but it was certainly in the back of your mind


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26337905 - 11/22/19 10:33 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

shrooming in bear country with just a tent would have me freaking.

I'd have to sleep in a vehicle, if I could sleep at all.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26338038 - 11/22/19 12:07 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Sophemore year I snuck out to see a girl 1 hour 30 minutes away. I walked there just fine and in 10 minutes her mom came In and I dove out the window, no shoes, no phone. hour later I'm crossing some train tracks and this big grown cyottee came out of a ditch and is now following me. I assume its 50-80 pounds, and worst comes to worst I'm a 120 pound boy and probably wouldn't die. I look again and its only a block away, BUT NOW A BIGGER FUCKING ONE IS COMING OUT OF THE DITCH, the first one was just his bitch. this cyottee was the alpha fucking male:eek: I was out numbered and this is the suburbs outside Chicago, these are not normal animals, they feed on cats and dogs and shit. I just kept walking as to not initiate any fight/ flight type of response in them, then as a fence came by, I sprinted along side it, so to not let them see me. and climbed over a few fences and ran a few blocks.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: chemsick]
    #26338046 - 11/22/19 12:14 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Sophemore year I snuck out to see a girl 1 hour 30 minutes away. I walked there just fine and in 10 minutes her mom came In and I dove out the window, no shoes, no phone. hour later I'm crossing some train tracks and this big grown cyottee came out of a ditch and is now following me. I assume its 50-80 pounds, and worst comes to worst I'm a 120 pound boy and probably wouldn't die. I look again and its only a block away, BUT NOW A BIGGER FUCKING ONE IS COMING OUT OF THE DITCH, the first one was just his bitch. this cyottee was the alpha fucking male:eek: I was out numbered and this is the suburbs outside Chicago, these are not normal animals, they feed on cats and dogs and shit. I just kept walking as to not initiate any fight/ flight type of response in them, then as a fence came by, I sprinted along side it, so to not let them see me. and climbed over a few fences and ran a few blocks.




Not trying to make lesser out of your encounter, as I'm positive it had you really on edge (I would've been too), but the biggest coyotes top out at around 40-ish pounds. An extremely big coyote could probably approach 50 pounds but that would likely be very rare.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Niffla]
    #26338111 - 11/22/19 12:48 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Coywolves get pretty big...


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: foragedfungus]
    #26338137 - 11/22/19 01:01 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Coywolves get pretty big...




Yeah but something tells me there's not a wide selection of wolves for coyotes to mate with in the suburbs of Chicago :wink:


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Niffla]
    #26338208 - 11/22/19 01:43 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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With the emergence of coyote-wolf hybrids, called the coywolf, millions of these wily predators now roam at the edge of cities like Chicago and New York.
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  In recent years, residents of larger cities, such as Chicago and Toronto, have begun to notice a new neighbor living in their midst. This neighbor is the coywolf, a coyote/wolf hybrid whose presence has become more and more noticeable as urban population numbers of this animal have skyrocketed.

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According to wildlife officials, in recent years at least two wolves have been shot by Illinois hunters who mistook them for coyotes, which are legal to hunt year round. Another animal that was shot was confirmed as a wolf-coyote hybrid.







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