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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Northerner] * 1
    #26334898 - 11/21/19 03:38 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I'm gonna have to go with polar bears and tigers. Both swim, highly aggressive, very fast and hungry. Mountain lions are more local but you can't compare a full size tiger to a mountain lion.. you can potentially scare a mountain lion. With a tiger, no way you're getting up a tree. Only way to survive is a lucky stick with a blade as it lunges for the jugular. They're also known to eat human and stalk prey. I can imagine bending down to tie shoe and looking up to a pair of eyes stating at you between some bushes. A polar bear is gigantic, and thrives in locales virtually impossible to save yourself. There's no running. Only guns, big ones. Then the last thing you see is a fat blue tongue crushing your skull like a walnut


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26334905 - 11/21/19 03:44 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

For real though, imagine just hiking in the snow, and BAM, YETI!!!


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Northerner]
    #26334939 - 11/21/19 04:18 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Bogans? :lol:

The guy on the left looks Samoan :strokebeard:


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #26334940 - 11/21/19 04:18 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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For real though, imagine just hiking in the snow, and BAM, YETI!!!




:lol:

It would be rather startling that's for sure.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #26334968 - 11/21/19 04:39 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

A group of chimps.
they'll be laughing at you while they rip off your dick


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: azzbo]
    #26334973 - 11/21/19 04:42 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Large snake like an Anaconda would be pretty terrifying to come across as well. Heard a story about a guy who had one coiling around him and he had his arms locked together and out in a brace flexing. Him resisting the snake was the only thing keeping him from being killed. He was stuck like that until someone came along o something like that.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: azzbo] * 1
    #26334978 - 11/21/19 04:44 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Or baboons. Those fucks can be aggressive. Now that I think about it a gorilla would scare me more than most bears. Nothing like getting torn apart by some giant proto-dude with a 2 inch penis.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #26334987 - 11/21/19 04:58 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Large snake like an Anaconda would be pretty terrifying to come across as well. Heard a story about a guy who had one coiling around him and he had his arms locked together and out in a brace flexing. Him resisting the snake was the only thing keeping him from being killed. He was stuck like that until someone came along o something like that.




There's a pretty infamous story about a guy in...I forget the location now -- somewhere in Asia -- where a reticulated python killed a man and attempted to eat him.

Its mouth got around his head but was stuck at his shoulders. The shoulder width was too wide.

So when they found the poor guy he was laying on the forest floor with a reticulated python desperately trying to fit its jaws around the man's shoulders.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26335003 - 11/21/19 05:11 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Ya that's some fucked up shit right there. I don't personally like to fuck with the wild too much. I'd honestly just much rather not. Same thing with the Ocean. I have no business being on it whatsoever.

Shit I was leaving for work one morning the other day and there was a fucking raccoon outside my door. I went to take a step toward it as I had to go that way to work and it fucking charged at my ass. Hissing and shit. I noped back in the house so fast. Well shit guess i'm not going to work today. :lol:

Sorry boss i'm not getting fucking rabies for you. That thing was fucking pissed at me for some reason.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #26335023 - 11/21/19 05:28 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

For where I’m at a giant brown bear would be worst case scenario, especially with cubs.

For the world, the most terrifying would be a giant great white shark and being stuck just floating there.  Something about stuff in the water messes with me.  Or even a hippo, just cruising by underneath you and you can’t get out of there.  Or a big croc, absolutely terrifying.  The water seems like you’re so vulnerable.  On land you can at least trick yourself into thinking you can fight a little, maybe put your thumb through it’s eyes before you get ripped to pieces but in the water you just bob around until it pulls you under.  Fuuuuuuuuuck that..


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #26335030 - 11/21/19 05:35 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I feel like the right sized octopus could constrict you and just let you sink down to the bottom with it


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26335041 - 11/21/19 05:47 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

That would be a nightmare similar to the large pythons mentioned.  With the large snakes you can fight off 8 feet of snake here while still having 10 feet of snake over there still wrapping you up.  An octopus would be like 8 times that..


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Amanita86]
    #26335045 - 11/21/19 05:50 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I’m gonna flip da scrip..  a brain parasite.  Running into some sort of brain parasite and feeling it ‘spread it’s wings’ in your brain and not being able to do anything about it..:omgz:


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26335054 - 11/21/19 05:59 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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I feel like the right sized octopus could constrict you and just let you sink down to the bottom with it




Being taken by a giant squid would be terrifying. Those things are huge and very fast.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26335059 - 11/21/19 06:01 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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I feel like the right sized octopus could constrict you and just let you sink down to the bottom with it




Being taken by a giant squid would be terrifying. Those things are huge and very fast.




I hope it takes me somewhere nice the last giant squid took me to a dump.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26335064 - 11/21/19 06:05 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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I feel like the right sized octopus could constrict you and just let you sink down to the bottom with it




Being taken by a giant squid would be terrifying. Those things are huge and very fast.



There’s documentaries on Humbolt Squid where they get aggressive and attack divers.  The footage is always at night so they come out of nowhere.  Check them out they’re terrible :nojustno:


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26335080 - 11/21/19 06:16 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Bogans? :lol:

The guy on the left looks Samoan :strokebeard:



I think he's Maori or something. Funny show.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Housos


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Niffla]
    #26335097 - 11/21/19 06:28 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Although this isn’t a wild animal, but a large rabid dog, the Cujo type, without a weapon to protect myself. With all the pit bulls running loose in my area, I’m surprise it doesn’t happen more often.


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Re: What would be the most terrifying animal to encounter in the wild by yourself? [Re: Antigov] * 1
    #26335099 - 11/21/19 06:30 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

...El Chupacabra!!!



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    #26335119 - 11/21/19 06:48 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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