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Atreau
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2630336 - 05/03/04 12:24 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd have to say....
-Pearl Harbor -Batman Forever -Speed 2 -The Pillow Book -Any Disney sequel (except Rescuers Down Under)
I know I could think of more, but I'm really tired. Time for bed!
Oh, and a really really really terribly bad movie that was sooooooo good was 'Cheerleader Ninjas'. Oh my god, what a bad movie! But it was one of those bad movies that KNEW it was terrible, so it ended up being just incredibly funny. I would suggest you all rent it and watch it stoned. Best time EVER.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2630583 - 05/03/04 01:20 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm adding "Curly Sue" to the list.
-The Relic
-Boys and Girls(saw it on a date). This movie was bad and I expected it to be what with Freddy PrinzeJr. But it was the blatant false avertising that really pissed me off. Some may remember the commercial for the movie with Jason Biggs in the dressing room at a mall surrounded by model chicks in underwear, I waited and waited for this scene. It finally came. Only problem was it was during the fucking credits and the scene was so far from the plotline that it was clear why they showed it on the commercial.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Atreau]
#2630628 - 05/03/04 01:31 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh yeah, Pearl Harbor was BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. Watching it drove me
I tend to think of movies that seem to have serious intentions but are bad worse than movies that are flat out terrible but are just marketed as junk anyway. For example, I thought Gambling, Gods and LSD was terrible, even though it displays better craftmanship than in Dude, Where's My Car? It's just that, Dude, Where's My Car? could be dismissed as nonsense from the start, but Gambling, Gods and LSD was marketed as a serious film. I consider the serious film that fail to be worse than the garbage film that was garbage.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: sir tripsalot]
#2630715 - 05/03/04 02:55 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
sir tripsalot said: I love Tremors
, you have earned alot of respect for that answer.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2630957 - 05/03/04 07:41 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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dirty dancing
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2630985 - 05/03/04 07:51 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Funny thread!
Ummm... the worst movie? Wag the dog and a movie called Gossip.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Hanky]
#2631009 - 05/03/04 07:59 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hi, kinda new here, anyways I would definitely agree with the Adam Sandler thing. His movies are horrible. Anyone can act like a dumbass all the time. Believe me, I see them everyday. My choice for absolute worst movie Ever: BAPS How the hell was that movie ever allowed to be viewed by the public, i'll never know.
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Atreau
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Phencyclidine]
#2631474 - 05/03/04 10:58 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phencyclidine said: I tend to think of movies that seem to have serious intentions but are bad worse than movies that are flat out terrible but are just marketed as junk anyway. For example, I thought Gambling, Gods and LSD was terrible, even though it displays better craftmanship than in Dude, Where's My Car? It's just that, Dude, Where's My Car? could be dismissed as nonsense from the start, but Gambling, Gods and LSD was marketed as a serious film. I consider the serious film that fail to be worse than the garbage film that was garbage.
Hell yeah! Bad comedies are easy to forgive because they're supposed to be funny, and most of the time, how terrible they are just adds to the humor. Serious movies, however, just end up sucking soooo much if they're bad, but still try to be all dramatic.
Action movies too. Like Daredevil or The Hulk. It makes me sad that people loved them.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Atreau]
#2631636 - 05/03/04 11:51 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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OMFG!
Swat? Hulk? Blair Witch 2?
d00dz! If that's the worst movie you've eva seen, then you guys should feel pretty proud of yourselves.
I still haven't seen anyone come close to beating........
It's Pat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Atreau]
#2631638 - 05/03/04 11:52 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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I feel that way about action movies, they go over the line and think as long as their is enough shooring and explosions people will love them. I loved El Mariachi and Desperado's, but when I bought the third in the series, Once Upon a time in Mexico I got disapointed, the director even admitted to trying out more action for a change, but the movie doesnt have the same touch as the first two... its that touch that makes a m ovie special, not excessive action...
though I tend to like excessive stupid humor in movies, but I NEVER buy a movie like that, like "Dude, where's my car", its worth seeing but not buying... my movie rack consists of quality movies, not plain humor.
How many times have they used the "white man and black man in a car together" gimmick, huh? Hundreds of times!
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: filthysock]
#2631643 - 05/03/04 11:54 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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The worst I would have to say is All Night Bodega. I have a tendency to pick out these latino drug movies produced by no-name companies.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Elise]
#2631691 - 05/03/04 12:05 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2631736 - 05/03/04 12:16 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2632699 - 05/03/04 03:46 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Its Pat is pretty bad, but in current times Hulk is pretty shitty
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: mockingbird]
#2632817 - 05/03/04 04:16 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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"The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen"
Who said anything about current times?
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: mockingbird]
#2632873 - 05/03/04 04:25 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Best of the Best I-X or whatever
just about everything with Charles Bronson (Death Wish V, Family of Cops III... ughhh!)
Darkman III
Suburban Commando.. fuck off, hulk hogan
Friday the 13th .. all of 'em: Jason is on PcP, anyone who shruggs off that much pain has to be
No one has mentioned this one.. Anaconda
Island of Dr. Moraeu
Look Whos Talking 1 - whatever
Titanic - what a piece of shit ( I couldnt watch more than 15 min)
The last two Star Wars flicks
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: ceephax]
#2632914 - 05/03/04 04:33 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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oh and I forgot about Sylvester Stallone Cobra (so bad that its good) Over the Top (If i had this on VHS, I would crush it up and smoke the motherfucker. Truly awful cinema) JUDGE DREDD... AHHHHHHHHH
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#2633304 - 05/03/04 05:39 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Over the top" is CLASSIC, when he turns his hat around I get a raging erection.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: AislingGheal]
#23042124 - 03/24/16 05:07 PM (8 years, 5 days ago) |
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AislingGheal said: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was pretty bad (wtf was Kevin Smith thinking?) but my vote for worst movie all time goes to Freddie Got Fingered. A real pile of shit start to finish. There is nothing worse than an unfunny comedy in my opinion.
Me and some friends watched Freddy Got Fingered on an acid trip and it was the hardest we had ever laughed in our lives. Tears streaming down my face, literally rolling on the floor in hysterics.
Of course it's not actually a good movie but it was hilarious and profound on LSD. I think I watched it a few days letter and was like "what is this shit?"
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damn man you just bumped an 11 year old thread
pretty impressive
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