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Offlinecosmicchic
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A Good Laugh!
    #2628525 - 05/02/04 06:12 PM (14 years, 25 days ago)

Golf, By God!
Moses, Jesus and another guy were out playing golf one day. Moses
pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but
rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the
water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly
toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the
pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on
the pond and chipped it up onto the green.
The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed
out over the fence and into on-coming traffic on a nearby street. It
bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto
the roof of a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the
downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the aforementioned
pond. On the way to the pond, it hit a little stone and bounced out
over the water and onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a
very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball
into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog
and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with
fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the hole for a
beautiful hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."


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Re: A Good Laugh! [Re: cosmicchic]
    #2628633 - 05/02/04 06:59 PM (14 years, 25 days ago)

:lol:


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Re: A Good Laugh! [Re: cosmicchic]
    #2628637 - 05/02/04 07:01 PM (14 years, 25 days ago)

hehehe  :grin:


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Re: A Good Laugh! [Re: cosmicchic]
    #2628654 - 05/02/04 07:19 PM (14 years, 25 days ago)

hehehe that's funny


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Re: A Good Laugh! [Re: cosmicchic]
    #2629389 - 05/02/04 10:54 PM (14 years, 25 days ago)

It's better than the variation I heard... where the ball landed in a rabbits ear, which ran across the green and was stuck by lightning.


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