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Invisiblewhiterasta
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If this guy aplied at your biz
    #2627427 - 05/02/04 11:04 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

would you hire him? :eek:

Bush's resume`
George W. Bush
>
> The White House, USA
>
> EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
>
> LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport,
> Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of
> alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
> driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas
> driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
>
> MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and
> went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about
> my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to
> avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
>
> COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was
> a cheerleader.
>
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for US Congress and lost.
> I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
> Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't
> find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt
> shortly after I sold all my stock.
>
> I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
> sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
> With the help of my father and our right-wing friends
> in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I
> was elected governor of Texas.
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR: I changed Texas pollution
> laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas
> the most polluted state in the Union. During my
> tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
> smog-ridden city in America.
>
> I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
> tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record
> for the most executions by any governor in American
> history.
>
> With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida,
> and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I
> became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: I invaded and occupied
> two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per
> week.
>
> I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the
> US Treasury.
>
> I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
> in US history.
>
> I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
> filed in any 12-month period.
>
> I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
> history of the US stock market.
>
> I am the first President in US history to enter office
> with a criminal record.
>
> I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in
> any one-year period.
>
> After taking off the entire month of August, I
> presided over the worst security failure in US
> history.
>
> I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
> Bunker Buster," a WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction).
>
> In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
> reasons for attacking Iraq, and then blamed the lies
> on our British friends.
>
> I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips
> by a US President.
>
> In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
> lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
>
> I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
> 12-month period.
>
> I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
> than any President in US history.
>
> I set the record for least number of press conferences
> of any President since the advent of television.
>
> I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US
> history and refused to intervene when corruption
> involving the oil industry was revealed.
>
> I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US
> history.
>
> I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
> support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops
> and their families -- in wartime.
>
> I have set the all-time record for most people
> worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
> venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
> protest against any person in the history of mankind.
>
> I've broken more international treaties than any
> President in US history.
>
> I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
> richest of any administration in US history. My
> "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
> oil tanker named after her.
>
> I am the first President in US history to order an unprovoked,
> preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
> did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of US
> citizens, and the world community.
>
> I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
> largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
> States government.
>
> I am the first President in US history to have the
> United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
>
> I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
>
> I refused to allow inspector's access to US "prisoners
> of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by
> the Geneva Convention.
>
> I am the first President in history to refuse United
> Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US
> election).
>
> I am the all-time US and world record-holder for
> receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
>
> My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
> my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
> largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in US history. My political party
> used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success
> with the US Supreme Court during my election decision.
>
> I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
> against investigation or prosecution. More time and
> money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky
> affair than has been spent investigating one of the
> biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
>
> I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the
> World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later
> made the US the most hated country in the world, the
> largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
>
> I am the first President in history to have a majority
> of Europeans
>
> (71%)
>
> view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
> peace and security.
>
> I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals
> to be awarded government contracts.
>
> I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
> Osama Bin Laden to justice.
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
> All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now
> in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for
> public view.
>
> All records of SEC investigations into my insider
> trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in
> secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president,
> attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
> unavailable for public review.
>
> Please consider my experience when voting in 2004.
>
> Send this to every voter you know. If you're not
> registered to vote...do so. PLEASE EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT
> TO VOTE!


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: whiterasta]
    #2627550 - 05/02/04 12:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

you could have at least removed the >'s ...


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Invisiblewhiterasta
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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: afoaf]
    #2627600 - 05/02/04 12:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Why edit such a beautiful cut and paste. Is that all you can say? Would you hire him?
WR


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: whiterasta]
    #2627603 - 05/02/04 12:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Cheerleader huh? That explains a lot...


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: Ancalagon]
    #2627608 - 05/02/04 12:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

be

agressive!

be be

agressive!


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: Ancalagon]
    #2627614 - 05/02/04 12:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah like Will Farrel and Cheri O`Teri from SNL's cheerleader skit.
You know what he could use right now?...THE PERFECT CHEER!!!
peace,
WR


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: whiterasta]
    #2627708 - 05/02/04 01:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: ]
    #2627732 - 05/02/04 01:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You don't actually expect facts and reason to matter do you?

Tsk tsk.


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: whiterasta]
    #2627816 - 05/02/04 02:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

whiterasta said:
would you hire him? :eek:




Who are the other canditates? A mass murdering war criminal psychopath from Vietnam? A candidate that voted for the PATRIOT act, yet says how bad it is? A canditate that voted for the Iraq war, yet complains about us being in the war? Would you hire him? Can he bring his necklace of human ears to his inaguration?


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: germin8tionn8ion]
    #2627858 - 05/02/04 02:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Can he bring his necklace of human ears to his inaguration? 



Only if Geedub wears his chickenhawk feathers:lol:
Do you want a woosey who talks tough or some one who IS tough?
I don't much like Kerry but I do respect him FAR more than the Quisling Boy King
I am sorry that Geedubs military record is such an embarassment for his supporters. It DOES make it difficult to really portray him as a military leader.
peace,
WR


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: whiterasta]
    #2627913 - 05/02/04 02:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

then, no, I wouldn't hire him.

he lied on his resume.


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: whiterasta]
    #2627916 - 05/02/04 02:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

All draft dodgers should be shot.


Right?


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2628048 - 05/02/04 03:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Only if they turn around and promote war for others to fight.
It's simple really, don't ask people to do things you don't have the balls to do.Do you have the balls to ask some one to go die for you? especially doing something you avoided(and not just Geedub but most of his chicken hawk staff sending young americans to die)
Sell that to me and you will be a wizard.
WR


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: whiterasta]
    #2628100 - 05/02/04 03:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I still bet GW gets the millitary vote. Apparently they don't consider themselves his victims.


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: whiterasta]
    #2628124 - 05/02/04 03:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I'd hire him to clean the clog in my toilet.


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2628171 - 05/02/04 04:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Job security in the Bush era economic hinterlands :wink:
If you have been taught to think of yourself as a warrior then your job seurity dependes upon continuous war. I think maybe ole Geedub could deliver on that one.
WR


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2628383 - 05/02/04 05:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Baby_Hitler said:
I still bet GW gets the millitary vote. Apparently they don't consider themselves his victims.




I used to be in the millitary.I know for a fact that most of them don't consider much of anything. Besides the fact that a majority of their news comes from the Stars and Stripes newspaper. Yes, I'd say that he will get a good majority of their votes.


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: Ekstaza]
    #2628409 - 05/02/04 05:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe if someone shows them pictures of what is going on in Iraq they will change their minds.  :twirlyface:


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: whiterasta]
    #2628441 - 05/02/04 05:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I would fire him... :grin:


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Re: If this guy aplied at your biz [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2628540 - 05/02/04 06:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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