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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen
#2623992 - 04/30/04 11:37 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tough question, huh? I've seen alot of bad ones.
I hated Charles Angels 2.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2624016 - 04/30/04 11:43 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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requiem for a dream
I seriously wish I could go eternal sunshine of the spotless mind on that movie and erase the experience of ever having seen it... 15 million times, because all my friends thought it was SO great for an entire summer. Anytime one of my friends got their claws on someone who hadnt seen that peice of shit, they would duct tape the sorry fucker to a chair and forcibly sodomize his mind with that garbage a la Clockwork Orange.
For anyone who hasnt seen Requiem, you can replicate the feeling of watching it by putting all the people and things that you care about most in the world in a large box and setting it on fire.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2624040 - 04/30/04 11:47 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Worst move I ever saw was Pootie Tang. My friend is obssessed with it and even wanted to see it a second time at the movie theater.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2624043 - 04/30/04 11:48 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Slumber Party Masacre II was the worst movie ive ever seen, regarding all aspects of production from the story, dialog, "cinematography" if could would even call it that, acting, effects etc. I wasn't expecting much from a cheesy horror flick when I rented it (i love those after all), but this thing was just awful. I turned it off halfway through which says a lot because I always watch movies all the way through.
the Hulk and SWAT were pretty terrible too....
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2624067 - 04/30/04 11:55 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Gambling, Gods and LSD
Total trash. The title tricked me, a former acidhead, into seeing the film and it was just a bunch of boring montages. One of the few films I've considered walking out on.
Saving Private Ryan comes in a close second place.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2624132 - 05/01/04 12:21 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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brothers stupid roommates have this weird condition wher they are attracted to horrible horrible cheasy horror movies. made me watch this jem one time:
couldn't trick me into watching the sequel. Bride of killer nerd
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2624281 - 05/01/04 01:11 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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*It's Pat* Worst....... Movie.... Ever!!!!!!!!!! I can gaurantee that. edit: I saw it about 9 years ago and when I have been asked this question, I immediately know which movie to say. Talk about a bad "Movie Trip"....... ewwwwwwww
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: 0xYg3n]
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Deep Blue Sea
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Amanita_Muscaria]
#2624646 - 05/01/04 05:40 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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You guys obviously cant tell bad cinema from good one. To even say that deep blue sea, the hulk and swat are amongst the worst films ever made is laughable.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Scarfmeister]
#2624669 - 05/01/04 05:52 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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I never went to see SWAT because I suspected that it was a government sponsored movie teaching the masses to trust and fear law enforcement. LEO's = Your Savior
Of course, I could be completely off. Maybe I should see the movie.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
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law enforcement is a good thing. I prefer to not have my wife raped and murdered by some thug who wants my silverware if possible.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Barbi]
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hate to tell you the truth here freezy but law enforcement wont stop it happening because they wont be there. when they do arrive they wont give a fuck unless you can name a member of a minority group to charge with the offense. you sure have a strange notion of reality.
PS. they will charge you with drug offenses if they find anything whilst investigating the crime scene.
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#2624722 - 05/01/04 06:23 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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oops this thread is about bad movies.
i'll nominate anything with adam sandler in it.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Hanky]
#2624723 - 05/01/04 06:25 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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bad example then.
with NO law enforcement we would be in a state of chaos. Crime would be through the roof and you would have zero security.
There is no extreme of anything that is good. to much or to little. Its all about finding the happy mediian.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2624731 - 05/01/04 06:35 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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hard question, there is so many. ,starship troopers 2 is the worst movie ive seen this year i think. but ive seen far worse movies but i cant think of any right now
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Barbi]
#2624735 - 05/01/04 06:36 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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when your wife gets raped and you get 5 years for possesion of whatever they find hidden in your bedroom/bathroom/asshole,you can tell me all about happy medians.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2624738 - 05/01/04 06:43 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tremors. WEAK movie.
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has to be shit,the name kevin bacon at the top is a dead give away.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2624751 - 05/01/04 06:51 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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The Stupids.. =/
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Barbi]
#2624755 - 05/01/04 06:54 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
mndfreeze said: bad example then.
with NO law enforcement we would be in a state of chaos. Crime would be through the roof and you would have zero security.
There is no extreme of anything that is good. to much or to little. Its all about finding the happy mediian.
Well, I agree with you But I always am very very suspicious about how Hollywood portrays law enforcement. I go into cop-type movies with heavy skepticism.
Anyway, *ahem* back on movies!
I'll have to agree with anything with Adam Sandler. Also, all Ben Stiler's movies have been sucking. And Jennifer Lopez's movies too. I can't watch a movie with her in it.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: failbot999]
#2624757 - 05/01/04 06:55 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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good call,blair witch was total shit. how scary for you that you remember it.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Hanky]
#2624763 - 05/01/04 06:59 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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i strongly dislikes american hero movies where there is a president holding speeches to the people and everyone goes god bless america and some american heroes saves the world. it just makes americans looks like retards , examples are independance day , the core, armagaddon and so on.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Hanky]
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I fell asleep during Blair Witch. That says it all right there!
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: failbot999]
#2624912 - 05/01/04 08:29 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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I nominate Starship Troopers2 for best movie ever.
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#2624955 - 05/01/04 08:40 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Deep Shock
Talk about hitting the bottom; this is one of the worst movies ever made. This is another pile of rubbish from the folks at the Sci-Fi channel. Intelligent electrical eels are melting the Arctic ice cap. They electrocute the crew of a deep sea research station. The United Nations, from its new headquarters in a high school auditorium, dispatch a military and scientific team to investigate. Headed by an attractive male-female pair, the team dies in reverse order of likability. Nothing to see here, folks, move along please . . .
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Scarfmeister]
#2625134 - 05/01/04 09:16 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Meet the Feebles. I'm stunned that Peter Jackson was involved - and I've liked or loved everything else he's done. I just can't explain MtF.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: valour]
#2625288 - 05/01/04 09:47 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Pee Wee Hermans Bigtop was the worse....I fucking loved Pee Wees Big Adventure a true masterpiece
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Scarfmeister]
#2626112 - 05/01/04 01:24 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomnoob said: You guys obviously cant tell bad cinema from good one. To even say that deep blue sea, the hulk and swat are amongst the worst films ever made is laughable.
um, did you ever see SWAT or the Hulk because you must be thinking of two other movies with the exact same titles. these two movies were complete and utter garbage, and as a pretentious film student i think i know what im talking about. Besides, a movie about SWAT teams is rated PG-13 so there is no blood or intense action (especially during the final fight) and Sam Jackson doesn't even curse up a storm. What the fuck was i paying for then!!?!? anyways, those are crappy movies ive seen lately (and on video) since i typically avoid the theater like the plague.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: TheDude]
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I gotta say. Deep Impact was one of the few movies i ever saw and fell asleep in. A fucking awful movie.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
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Propably not the worst movie ever, but Somethings gotta give is in my opinion one of the most overrated movies. I cant believe there was an actually Oscar nomination for this piece of crap.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: JeRiKo1]
#2626272 - 05/01/04 02:08 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Big Budget Crapbusters: Independence Day Armageddon
Worst Sequels to Good Movies: Blair Witch Project 2 Alien 4 Batman 3, 4
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2626273 - 05/01/04 02:08 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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"roots"
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2626280 - 05/01/04 02:10 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Close call between the Mighty Ducks part 2 and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: silversoul7]
#2626492 - 05/01/04 03:02 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Even cowgirls get the blues.
Or pretty much most of David Cronenbergs films
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: TheDude]
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i liked requim for a dream seems thats how feinders act i know i did when i was a dope head
but the worst i seen was strangland there is a nother but it was so stupid i cant remember the name babes in toy land sucked too
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2626707 - 05/01/04 03:49 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Probably any of the Police Academy movies. Especially the later sequels. The only redeeming quality of those movies was the black dude who makes all the wacky sounds with his mouth.
Wait, I just remembered. "Signs" is, w/out a doubt, the worst movie I've ever seen.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2626742 - 05/01/04 04:03 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Batman 2 sorta sticks in my mind (the 1st 15 minutes that I endured anyway...)
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: bert]
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Quote:
bert said: Worst move I ever saw was Pootie Tang. My friend is obssessed with it and even wanted to see it a second time at the movie theater.
I also hate this movie
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
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Orgazmo- it had Trey Parker in it and was on the channle that shows nudity if need be. No titties and nothing funny, at all.Nothing, not even like " Oh that joke wasnt funny though so that joke doesnt count" there wasnt any jokes. All I want for Christmas- Old one with Thora birch when she was like 9 years old. Saw it in the theatre and HATED IT. All the "Critters" after part 1. Child's play 2 and 3 (havent seen bride of) Freddy v.s Jason Troll Halloween H20 Pirhana Couldn't stand more than 15 minutes of "Pluto Nash" I love Tremors
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was pretty bad (wtf was Kevin Smith thinking?) but my vote for worst movie all time goes to Freddie Got Fingered. A real pile of shit start to finish. There is nothing worse than an unfunny comedy in my opinion.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: sir tripsalot]
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i love tremors too....for some sick reason
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: TheDude]
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im really surprised no-one has mentioned SPEED 2 .. that is the shittest of all shit. Bring it on again, i cant believed i watched it. Helloween revisited or something the one after H2O ...EEEK!
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Cherry 2000 I think its called That one is pretty bad.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Gijith]
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haha ya anything with Carrot Top sucked a big one I also have to second that Batman movie - the one with Mr. Freeze. Damn I was like 10 years old when I saw that and I STILL thought it sucked.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2627397 - 05/02/04 08:37 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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House Of The Dead
Any movie by Russ Meyer
Come to think of it, about 75% of the worst movies ever made have come out in the past 10 years.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
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A tie between Mermaids and the Crying Game.With The crying game,me and some friends were at the mall all fucked up and my friend dissapeared and came back with 4 movie tickets.He said he just asked the women to pick a movie he didnt care what,and he bought 4 tickets.Well none of us ever heard of it so we went in and then found out it was about fags,and left,it was horrible.Mermaids I had to sit through with my girlfriend and it sucked.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: ButterNut]
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Ewww id rather have my dick smashed with a glass sharded hammer than watch Mermaids
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: OldSpice]
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Agreed,I lost a bet with her,so she got to pick the next 3 movies we rented/or went to see.She picked mermaids,i had to go,a bet is a bet.
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IMDB's top 100 worst-rated movies
Look at number 1! Just came out this year and already the current reigning champion. Must've been pretty bad, thank god I didn't see it.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
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well I've seen a lot of bad movies in my time... but the most recent bad movie I've seen was "Tomb Raider 2: The Cradle of Life"...
I was really bored yesterday, my mind completely fried from studying for final exams, and so figured "hey at least it will be funny, and we'll get to see Angelina Jolie's tits!". Well... no. You don't get to see her boobs. And it's soooo bad (I thought that people in Hollywood knew how to use computer graphics programs so that the graphic effects don't look like shit?), and Jolie has a really horrible fake british accent throughout the film. Jeeeze....
and no boobies!!!
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2627759 - 05/02/04 11:42 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ernest Goes to Camp Edit: I didn't get halfway through before I walked out.
Edited by boxtop703 (05/02/04 11:43 AM)
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2628056 - 05/02/04 01:21 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Legally Blonde 1 & 2......... URGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH couldn't be stupidier even if they tried
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: boxtop703]
#2628070 - 05/02/04 01:24 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
boxtop703 said: Ernest Goes to Camp
Edit: I didn't get halfway through before I walked out.
LOL we walked out of earnest goes to jail,so i hear ya man.Horrible movie.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2628090 - 05/02/04 01:34 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tombstone was a raging bore
Val Kilmer was good in it
but I could not wait for that damn thing to end
Once Upon a Time in Mexico was pretty bad too
Johnny Depp was cool
but the whole movie was a bad comic book
a really bad comic book
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: BubblerBoy]
#2628127 - 05/02/04 01:49 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anger Management. Arrgh I hated it. I didn't find one fucking thing funny in it. Adam Sandler should stick to doin shithead comedy for 12 year olds. My friends were all raving about it... that made me laugh.
Tombraider sucks as well.
The Royal Tenebaums I hated when I first saw it. But then I watched it a second time and thought it was pretty damn good. Everyone else agrees that you have to watch it a couple times to appreciate it.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: adamj]
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I recently acquired a nice DLP projector and hooked my XBOX up to it to watch some DVDs. I got Jeepers Creepers 2 from the local video store and popped it in. I felt as if I had wasted 2 hours of my projector's precious 1500 hour bulb life expectancy, so I proceeded to microwave the DVD for revenge. Muahah!
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: ButterNut]
#2628276 - 05/02/04 02:46 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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man how could you say that about earnest. I laughed my ass of when i was 12.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2630336 - 05/03/04 12:24 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd have to say....
-Pearl Harbor -Batman Forever -Speed 2 -The Pillow Book -Any Disney sequel (except Rescuers Down Under)
I know I could think of more, but I'm really tired. Time for bed!
Oh, and a really really really terribly bad movie that was sooooooo good was 'Cheerleader Ninjas'. Oh my god, what a bad movie! But it was one of those bad movies that KNEW it was terrible, so it ended up being just incredibly funny. I would suggest you all rent it and watch it stoned. Best time EVER.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2630583 - 05/03/04 01:20 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm adding "Curly Sue" to the list.
-The Relic
-Boys and Girls(saw it on a date). This movie was bad and I expected it to be what with Freddy PrinzeJr. But it was the blatant false avertising that really pissed me off. Some may remember the commercial for the movie with Jason Biggs in the dressing room at a mall surrounded by model chicks in underwear, I waited and waited for this scene. It finally came. Only problem was it was during the fucking credits and the scene was so far from the plotline that it was clear why they showed it on the commercial.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Atreau]
#2630628 - 05/03/04 01:31 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh yeah, Pearl Harbor was BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. Watching it drove me
I tend to think of movies that seem to have serious intentions but are bad worse than movies that are flat out terrible but are just marketed as junk anyway. For example, I thought Gambling, Gods and LSD was terrible, even though it displays better craftmanship than in Dude, Where's My Car? It's just that, Dude, Where's My Car? could be dismissed as nonsense from the start, but Gambling, Gods and LSD was marketed as a serious film. I consider the serious film that fail to be worse than the garbage film that was garbage.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: sir tripsalot]
#2630715 - 05/03/04 02:55 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
sir tripsalot said: I love Tremors
, you have earned alot of respect for that answer.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2630957 - 05/03/04 07:41 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2630985 - 05/03/04 07:51 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Funny thread!
Ummm... the worst movie? Wag the dog and a movie called Gossip.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Hanky]
#2631009 - 05/03/04 07:59 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hi, kinda new here, anyways I would definitely agree with the Adam Sandler thing. His movies are horrible. Anyone can act like a dumbass all the time. Believe me, I see them everyday. My choice for absolute worst movie Ever: BAPS How the hell was that movie ever allowed to be viewed by the public, i'll never know.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Phencyclidine]
#2631474 - 05/03/04 10:58 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Phencyclidine said: I tend to think of movies that seem to have serious intentions but are bad worse than movies that are flat out terrible but are just marketed as junk anyway. For example, I thought Gambling, Gods and LSD was terrible, even though it displays better craftmanship than in Dude, Where's My Car? It's just that, Dude, Where's My Car? could be dismissed as nonsense from the start, but Gambling, Gods and LSD was marketed as a serious film. I consider the serious film that fail to be worse than the garbage film that was garbage.
Hell yeah! Bad comedies are easy to forgive because they're supposed to be funny, and most of the time, how terrible they are just adds to the humor. Serious movies, however, just end up sucking soooo much if they're bad, but still try to be all dramatic.
Action movies too. Like Daredevil or The Hulk. It makes me sad that people loved them.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Atreau]
#2631636 - 05/03/04 11:51 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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OMFG!
Swat? Hulk? Blair Witch 2?
d00dz! If that's the worst movie you've eva seen, then you guys should feel pretty proud of yourselves.
I still haven't seen anyone come close to beating........
It's Pat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Atreau]
#2631638 - 05/03/04 11:52 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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I feel that way about action movies, they go over the line and think as long as their is enough shooring and explosions people will love them. I loved El Mariachi and Desperado's, but when I bought the third in the series, Once Upon a time in Mexico I got disapointed, the director even admitted to trying out more action for a change, but the movie doesnt have the same touch as the first two... its that touch that makes a m ovie special, not excessive action...
though I tend to like excessive stupid humor in movies, but I NEVER buy a movie like that, like "Dude, where's my car", its worth seeing but not buying... my movie rack consists of quality movies, not plain humor.
How many times have they used the "white man and black man in a car together" gimmick, huh? Hundreds of times!
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: filthysock]
#2631643 - 05/03/04 11:54 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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The worst I would have to say is All Night Bodega. I have a tendency to pick out these latino drug movies produced by no-name companies.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2631736 - 05/03/04 12:16 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#2632699 - 05/03/04 03:46 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Its Pat is pretty bad, but in current times Hulk is pretty shitty
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: mockingbird]
#2632817 - 05/03/04 04:16 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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"The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen"
Who said anything about current times?
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: mockingbird]
#2632873 - 05/03/04 04:25 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Best of the Best I-X or whatever
just about everything with Charles Bronson (Death Wish V, Family of Cops III... ughhh!)
Darkman III
Suburban Commando.. fuck off, hulk hogan
Friday the 13th .. all of 'em: Jason is on PcP, anyone who shruggs off that much pain has to be
No one has mentioned this one.. Anaconda
Island of Dr. Moraeu
Look Whos Talking 1 - whatever
Titanic - what a piece of shit ( I couldnt watch more than 15 min)
The last two Star Wars flicks
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: ceephax]
#2632914 - 05/03/04 04:33 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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oh and I forgot about Sylvester Stallone Cobra (so bad that its good) Over the Top (If i had this on VHS, I would crush it up and smoke the motherfucker. Truly awful cinema) JUDGE DREDD... AHHHHHHHHH
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#2633304 - 05/03/04 05:39 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Over the top" is CLASSIC, when he turns his hat around I get a raging erection.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: AislingGheal]
#23042124 - 03/24/16 05:07 PM (8 years, 5 days ago) |
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AislingGheal said: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was pretty bad (wtf was Kevin Smith thinking?) but my vote for worst movie all time goes to Freddie Got Fingered. A real pile of shit start to finish. There is nothing worse than an unfunny comedy in my opinion.
Me and some friends watched Freddy Got Fingered on an acid trip and it was the hardest we had ever laughed in our lives. Tears streaming down my face, literally rolling on the floor in hysterics.
Of course it's not actually a good movie but it was hilarious and profound on LSD. I think I watched it a few days letter and was like "what is this shit?"
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damn man you just bumped an 11 year old thread
pretty impressive
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: Nifflerz]
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Wonder whatever became of that ceephax dude in this thread...he hasn't logged on for 11 years and 8 months.
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Bad Boy Bubby was one of the worst.
Joe Dirt 2 is pretty bad as well
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batman vs wonderwoman vs superman vs doomsday vs spiderman vs bubbleboy
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anchorman 2, or dumb and dumber to
both were just so terrible. it must have been one of those 'the joke is on you for watching this piece of shit' films
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: ManianFH]
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Either premonition or avatar
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: theonlysun81]
#23042703 - 03/24/16 08:06 PM (8 years, 5 days ago) |
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Those horror films on youtube.. Absolutely disgraceful to film production.
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The Super Mario Bros. movie, it doesn't get any worse than that.
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Diary of a Cannibal. Good luck getting through 20 minutes of that absolute garbage. Also anything else by the same director.
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Sunshine (makes the core look plausible). There's so much in this film that makes me want to jab a screwdriver up Danny Boyle's nose
Sahara: This is a film I watched because someone on the shroomery said there's a solar chimney there. There's not. At the end there's a solar furnace. I really wish I had just skipped to the end but I didn't know where in the film the scene was. Two hours of my life I will never have back.
Circuitry Man 2: Plughead revisited: There's about half an hour of these two detectives driving around in the desert that has no relation to the film and is of no consequence. The rest of the film is just, urgh. Cringeworthy.
Freddy got fingered: Fuck tom Green. Fuck him. I knew the swearnet film was gonna be shit when I found out he was in it. And, yeah, I was right. It was shit, and he was himself in it. Fucking Tom Green.
lift: This film is perhaps a work of art for how utterly pointless it is. Nothing happens. The most exciting thing about it is the VHS/DVD cover.
I'm sure there's other films which deserve the title most shit film, but I have watched all of these films, all the way through.
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Either Napolean Dynamite or Snakes on a Plane
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Rubber is pretty fucking bad.
I was gonna mention over the top, I just did a parody of over the top last week at a show.
I absolutely fucking hate waterworld.
Another terrible movie was "The number 23" I love Jim carrey but that movie blew so much asscock.
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I know a lot of people disagree with me on this, but when I first saw 'House of the Devil', I was so dismayed at how bad it was that I immediately sat down and wrote a 1500 word essay about what I hated about it, and emailed the essay to the friend who recommended it to me with such lofty praise.
I've since reassessed my position and no longer hate the film with such fiery passion, but I don't think I'll ever like it.
'Cloverfield' is the only movie I paid to see in a theater and walked out of halfway through.
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Cloverfield sucked soooooo bad. Same with the blair witch. Just awful gimmicks.
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blair witch was good
i dont remember cloverfield well enough but 10 cloverfield lane kicked ass. whole diff style movie than cloverfield tho
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Blair Witch was at least the first of it's kind. Not a great movie, but I don't hate it.
When I saw it in the theater in July of 1999, I went with some friends, we all ate acid before the movie. If any of you remember it, there's a super-cereal tense scene wherein the character's friend goes missing in the woods, and they wake up to find a little cloth bundle. The theater is packed (popular movie that year) and stock-still as the lead girl unwraps the bundle to reveal some teeth and a non-descript chunk of flesh. In that big, serious moment my tripping friend yells in the theater "IT'S HIS DICK!!!" I died.
Haha, I just hung out with that guy last weekend. Old friends.
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Anyone who thinks freddy got fingered is the worst movie ever is just jealous because there isn't two LeBaron's.
Tom Green's newer stand up comedy is absolute comic genius IMO.
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I watched Coyote Ugly once. Not sure what I was thinking.
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Jingle All The Way is pretty damn bad.
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Somewhat off topic but that absolute weirdest thing I watched while tripping was the Lawrence Welk show because it is so wholesome and innocent and so contrasted with my head full of acid.
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I don't remember the name of it. Basically, this guy gets his hand cut off in a farm tractor at the beginning, then he stalks someone and kidnaps her for no reason at all. Then everything falls apart. It's bad in a way most movies aren't. I wish I could remember the name of it. It was part of some random horror anthology I got to get a DVD copy of Dead Alive a long time ago.
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I want to say enter the void or crystal fairy as far as drug movies
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Seriously_trippin said: I want to say enter the void or crystal fairy as far as drug movies
both of those were very disappointing but enter the void at least has some cool shots
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Yeah it has good imagery but it's so disorganized,unclear,vague storyline that's impossible to follow. Has cool images but that's it. I feel like a movie done like that in the jungle would've been 100x better
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ya no doubt.
crystal fairy though.. that was just utter disappointment, it was like a first draft first year writing project that somehow got made.
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Yeah sure was. Oh I just thought of another. Hellride by Quentin Terentino . Shitty ass "biker movies" where the biker would use crossbows.
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You had to mention Cloverfield for me even to remember it. that stinker is right down there with the worst of them.
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Junior was pretty fuckin bad too.
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Lol. I hired SST2 on DVD. Took it back and got my money back. Nothing in description said anything about it being animated.
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Donnie Darko
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said: Tough question, huh? I've seen alot of bad ones.
I hated Charles Angels 2.
faces of death .
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This one was pretty bad:
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That looks bad enough to be a good
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This movie is so terribly bad I've watched it several times.
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I just watched Hell Comes to Frogtown because of the movie poster you included, haha. Fucking bad movie excellence
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#27166639 - 01/24/21 05:24 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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I watched 3 shark movies my buddy bought on the come down from an acid trip:
Shark Exorcist Raiders of the Lost Shark Sharkenstein
The first two were basically softcore porn with a stupid parody plot and the third was the kind of bad that is just awesome
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This may be the greatest thing you’ve ever posted. And you’ve posted some good stuff.
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Gaspar Noe, same director as Enter the void made a movie where the punch is laced with LSD and a bunch of people attack and kill each other, its called climax
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The Blind Ass said: This may be the greatest thing you’ve ever posted. And you’ve posted some good stuff.
It's got a stand-in Kurt Russell and Burt Reynolds
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
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Suicide Squad.
It had all the ingredients to be a good movie, but it came out like pebble dash onto the back of a toilet bowl.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MorphinTime]
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MorphinTime said: I watched 3 shark movies my buddy bought on the come down from an acid trip:
Shark Exorcist Raiders of the Lost Shark Sharkenstein
The first two were basically softcore porn with a stupid parody plot and the third was the kind of bad that is just awesome
Eyyy! Found my monday night movie. If you could pick only one to watch on a date - would you recommend Shark Exorcist? or Raiders of the Lost Shark?
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Shark Exorcist was the better of those two for sure. Seems like they cast the movie with terrible porn actresses, steel thyself.
Sharkenstein was just all out laughably bad if you're into that. I would consider it the best in the worst way.
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https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2562232/
Birdman was a terrible trainwreck. Never to be watched again but during the first watch, couldn't look away. A real WTF type of flick
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Sharknado.. So bad I used to love watching it. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2724064/
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This thread is back!
The worst movie Ive ever watched is Fractured. God, it so awful.
There's also this spoof movie made about The Walking Dead but I cant remember the name of it....
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Bad movie.
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Re: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen [Re: MOTH]
#27171857 - 01/26/21 09:16 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Any Adam Sandler movie... Movies for mindless masses.
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Cats I guess, there are worse movies but if they are so bad they are good they don't count. I haven't seen Danzig's movie yet I hear its really shit
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