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 Boogieman47
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 Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ??  1
#26230819 - 10/05/19 01:23 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Instead of slapping her around and telling her to make you another sammich with extra mayo iron out some wrinkly clothes    (I know that's her job as well ) but trying to keep her eyes from being black too often
That way no more whining and your grain will be cooked and you look fresh as hell at the bar 
Just kidding ladies 
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 Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: Boogieman47]
#26230829 - 10/05/19 01:39 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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My ol lady is a roomate that's been a friend since childhood (no, i'm not a homo). He doesn't bitch much but does start to cop a tude if and when i let the myco shit take over the house. He's the passive aggressive type so i just bitch slap him really hard and he pipes down until next time.
Honestly though, If i don't watch it, there'll be tubs and shit everywhere.
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Boogieman47
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: verum subsequentis]
#26230832 - 10/05/19 01:43 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Haha yeah I just have the kids they pretty much slap me around fucking redheads .. I would be satisfied with a 4x8' bed space a toilet and shower and the rest of the house filled with spawn and tubs lmao
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: Boogieman47] 1
#26230869 - 10/05/19 02:29 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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I use a propane stove in the basement, and I have a 12" funnel I can stick in the laundry drain. The taps are right there and it's like a sink.
I never even considered using the kitchen. I know better.
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: JohnRainy]
#26230880 - 10/05/19 02:47 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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When she bitched about mushrooms I left the bitch
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: cronicr]
#26230886 - 10/05/19 02:58 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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I dont have to worry about that. FREEDOM! WOOO 
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: Blazer420]
#26230940 - 10/05/19 04:50 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Yea i have literally lived alone my whole adult life lol, after I moved out of my parents house i never had a roommate nor would I ever want to live with someone else. I like the freedom of owning my own place and the ability to be alone.
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: MH5109]
#26231037 - 10/05/19 07:36 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Man. Mine tells me I can do whatever I got to do to be happy. Then she is looking for her shoes in the closet and can't find anything but spawn that I tell her not to touch. She gets pissed and yells at me to clean this shit up it's taking over. And I'm like. But I'm not happy yet! I'm trying to build out a space just for this and even then ill need the kitchen in winter. My fix is I do all the cooking to justify my use of the kitchen, but in the end she gonna have to deal with it like I do the bathroom. I like her to be pretty and all but damnit why do you need so much shit? Bet there is 30 kinds of makeup and 20 kinds of soap. Wtf do you need more than a bottle of shampoo and a bar of ivory for? Lol see what I did there. Just turn it around on her then make your own samich.
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: Bph] 1
#26231139 - 10/05/19 09:27 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Quality write up boog 
I found that if you lay her clothes out on the kitchen floor you can use the bottom of the PC like a big Iron and get it all at once fuck all that hand work.
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Boogieman47
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: Grimsweeper]
#26231157 - 10/05/19 09:45 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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I thought this might come in handy you guys figured it would save alot of unnecessary nagging Haha
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: Boogieman47]
#26231166 - 10/05/19 09:59 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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My old lady left me about 2 years ago. Best day of my life: started growing when she left!! Still have the kids 50% of the time so they’re the ones who slap me around!
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: Cthulhu23] 1
#26231252 - 10/05/19 11:01 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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I enjoy cooking so when I'm using the kitchen for hours at a time I make a point of also cooking food while I'm in there. I let her do the dishes if she really wants to help.
She knows better than to give ultimatums or attitude about MY kitchen. We've been together 20 years and she knows not to be jealous of my many hobbies that clutter the house and occupy my time. I'm too old for that kids stuff. I'd rather live alone than argue and she knows that.
The hardest part is keeping her nosy adult children from figuring out what's going on when they invariably drop by.
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: Duhrwood Stevens] 1
#26231272 - 10/05/19 11:10 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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It still surprises me sometimes that my wife doesn't really give me any shit for all the mush cult/DMT work I do nearly every day. She's a high-end executive and I'm the dirty little drug manufacturer lol. Match made in heaven.
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: Grimsweeper] 1
#26231289 - 10/05/19 11:16 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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PROtip:
do it in your kitchen not hers 
No recourse to have any issues with it then. Sorry lady when I'm done you may use my kitchen.
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: Grimsweeper]
#26231290 - 10/05/19 11:17 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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same. she gives me shit if i leave mushcult dishes or equipment in the 'common areas' but overall shes cool
she the exec type too grim. few things turn me on more than my wife giving some asshole the business. shes got claws
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Grimsweeper
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: mushboy]
#26231304 - 10/05/19 11:22 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah man she has to fire agency owners all the time. She'll go in there and pull her company sign right off their wall like a boss.
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: Grimsweeper]
#26231328 - 10/05/19 11:32 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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My roommate has 4 legs and I'm always apologizing when my bed (her bed) becomes a shelf and she can't nap without bumping into mason jars or other utensils. My grow area is the only place I truly have to myself, lol. Even then, if I'm not vigilant, she'll slowly inch toward the threshold and stretch her paws past the door frame, just testing me.
Quality write-up. I'll be studying it closely.
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: Grimsweeper]
#26231331 - 10/05/19 11:34 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Nope no grief in the kitchen. I only get grief for doing agar in our room in the middle of the night she used to bitch about me claiming MY closest but no issues now
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: SFS96]
#26231337 - 10/05/19 11:38 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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She took all the closets mine too. So also no recourse to complain about my having to use the floor as a wardrobe
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Re: Does your ol' lady constantly give you grief for using her kitchen ?? [Re: bodhisatta]
#26231454 - 10/05/19 12:56 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Most guff given would be, 'where my oysters, boy?'
My lady brings home far more bread than I do, thus works more time than I do.
All about that synchronization.
Or just be like doc Frank:
Also, maybe I'm alone in dosing and meticulously doing housework? That shit's therapeutic for me.
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