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DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class
    #2622256 - 04/30/04 05:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I find this both funny and sad.






DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class

POSTED: 11:27 am EDT April 30, 2004

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A federal drug agent shot himself in the leg during a gun safety presentation to children and his bosses are investigating.

The Drug Enforcement Administration agent, whose name was not released, was giving a gun safety presentation to about 50 adults and students organized by the Orlando Minority Youth Golf Association, witnesses and police said.

He drew his .40-caliber duty weapon and removed the magazine, according to the police report. Then he pulled back the slide and asked someone in the audience to look inside the gun and confirm it wasn't loaded, the report said.

Witnesses said the gun was pointed at the floor and when he released the slide, one shot fired into the top of his left thigh.

"The kids screamed and started to cry," said Vivian Farmer, who attended the presentation with her 13-year-old nephew.

"Everyone was pretty shaken up," Farmer said. "But the point of gun safety hit home. Unfortunately, the agent had to get shot. But after seeing that, my nephew doesn't want to have anything to do with guns."

The agent was treated at Orlando Regional Medical Center after the April 9 shooting and returned to work, DEA special agent Joe Kilmer said.

Police ruled the shooting was an accident, but the DEA headquarters in Washington was still investigating, Kilmer said.

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Re: DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2622449 - 04/30/04 06:07 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
glorious rapture! hahahahahaha


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Re: DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2622509 - 04/30/04 06:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Karma.


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Re: DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2622960 - 04/30/04 08:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i wish he looked to see if it was empty now that would have been funny. personaly i don't see why people where crying i would be cracking up at that age, but i was a fucked up kid


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Re: DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class [Re: bert]
    #2623067 - 04/30/04 08:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

bert said:
Karma.




Indeed.


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Re: DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2625105 - 05/01/04 11:11 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

The fact that he did that is proof that our government is employing imbeciles.

It just sucks that he had to do it during a gun safety class. What moron put this guy in charge of the class? My 10yr old nephew knows better than that shit. You don't just release the slide. You have to always treat the gun as if it's loaded. What a dip shit.


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Re: DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2625798 - 05/01/04 02:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

What a 'tard, and I'm with ASD all the way on this one :lol: :lol:


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Re: DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class [Re: Ekstaza]
    #2625801 - 05/01/04 02:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

On the bright side, none of the kids that saw the show will ever take gun safety lightly.  :smile:


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Re: DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2627150 - 05/01/04 09:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I guess the gun safetey class that DEA agent was teaching is about as effective as the drug policy in the US.


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Re: DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2627340 - 05/02/04 09:59 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Moral of the story: Busting drug users/dealers shoots yourself in the ass.


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Re: DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class [Re: Seuss]
    #2631379 - 05/03/04 12:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Seuss said:
On the bright side, none of the kids that saw the show will ever take gun safety lightly.  :smile:




Your right, and they most likely will grow up to be anti-gun rights, also. :thumbdown: :sad: :mad2:


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Re: DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2632442 - 05/03/04 04:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Mwahahahhaha.....fucking jackass.


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