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OfflineDreamer987
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Internal smuggling
    #2620030 - 04/30/04 04:36 AM (20 years, 23 days ago)

does anybody have a "foaf" that knows about internal smuggling?
like keeping things in your ass. swallowing them, and later vomiting them back up, or sifting through shit.
how would you go about this, say someone had a bag of candy that they wanted secure for a few days?
what are the ways, and chances that an authority would find out about it, and cavity search/steal your poop?


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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2620199 - 04/30/04 05:54 AM (20 years, 23 days ago)

balloons and condoms work well for either ingestion or rectal storage, why would you need to "secure" them for a few days tho? The longer it's in your body the better chance your body will start to break down whatever you have it contained in. There are usually better methods than eating or stuffing it in your butt.

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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: discoabe]
    #2622323 - 04/30/04 03:41 PM (20 years, 23 days ago)

"There are usually better methods than eating or stuffing it in your butt"
like?...


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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2622734 - 04/30/04 05:05 PM (20 years, 23 days ago)

Depends on the product, quanity, and situation.


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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: ChiefThunderbong]
    #2622783 - 04/30/04 05:24 PM (20 years, 23 days ago)

I mean that usually the need to ingest something isn't needed. Tried and true hidden compartments come to mind, but as mentioned, it really all depends on what, how much, and the situation of what you are moving

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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2635698 - 05/04/04 02:44 AM (20 years, 19 days ago)

so... nobodys got anything for me.
fuck it. i'll do some research and than come back and post it


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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2635991 - 05/04/04 05:58 AM (20 years, 19 days ago)

You never gave us any more specifics about what was gonna be smuggled, so we couldn't give you any better advice. It's a two way door ya know

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OfflineSaribo
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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: discoabe]
    #2636471 - 05/04/04 10:37 AM (20 years, 19 days ago)

Yeah I agree discoabe.
I know of people who've swallowed a whole bunch of condoms of coke before an international flight from some banana republic in the caribbean before. I think he did it because he was in serious debt though, not for fun. Uhh, I have no idea how the decide you're a potential drug mule, but if they do, they can fuck you. I've heard of people getting abdminal X-rays and being detained until they shat out their little packages. Also you put yourself at risk of death, because if one of your little balloons/ condoms bursts while inside of you it will most certainly be enough heroin/cocaine to kill you. Not a fun way to die I imagine. Start to feel real high on the plane, and you're like "Oh Shit I'm about to die". So in other words don't be a drug mule. It's a position of last resort, that's probably why the authorities are pretty good at spotting them - they look scared and desperate.

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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: discoabe]
    #2636636 - 05/04/04 11:54 AM (20 years, 19 days ago)

alright, say an eighth of nug, and a gram of coke in the pooper.
i'm assuming you just put em in a heavy duty condom or two, and use alota ky jelly? or is there more to it than that.
i'm not talking about muling or anything, i'm talking about interstate travel.


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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2637268 - 05/04/04 02:50 PM (20 years, 19 days ago)

Interstate travel with a gram of nugs and some blow isn't enough risk to make me stick something in my ass. I suggest the trunk of your vehicle, don't speed and use your turn signals. However, your ass WOULD be VERY secure.


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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: ChiefThunderbong]
    #2638882 - 05/04/04 09:17 PM (20 years, 19 days ago)

An 1/8th and a little bit of coke definitely does not rate swallowing anything or putting anything up any holes of a personal nature man. Just put your drugs somewhere discreet like a normal person on a long drive. It's much preferable to sifting through your own shit if you ask me. Or if you're talking about flying, idk, just check some bags and put it somewhere discreet. Or better yet, get drugs at wherever it is you're going to, since we're just talking about personal use amounts now.

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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: Saribo]
    #2639120 - 05/04/04 10:14 PM (20 years, 19 days ago)

k, everybody
Dose anybody have any procedures, or advice. Maximum leangth of storage, extraction, minimum discomfort. So far all i'v got is,
"don't do it man its not worth it" which is fine, but if anybodys got some relivant information on the subject it would be great.
the putting things in the butt isn't to hard to grasp. but the injestion/craping out seems tricky. Like wouldn't that be dangerous? what materials won't break down/bust going through the digestive system? what are the odds of it not coming out, and needing syrgery?
here is a report i found on the subject:

Swedish Prison
By Steve-O
June 4, 2003
At the airport in Norway I decided on swallowing a condom full of pot. I loaded a bunch of marijuana, a chunk of hash, and a big rolling paper into a condom and tied it off. I was an absolute trainwreck at the time too, just wasted as could be. So, this package turned out to be much bigger than I should have probably gone for, I couldn't swallow it on my first two tries but, determined, I managed to get it stuck in my throat on the third try. The situation turned into an absolute nightmare virtually immediately. Holy crap. I was frantically trying to puke it up. It didn't seem that I could get it to go up or down. Mike Liddle was filming me and someone should have been filming him, because the look on his face perfectly summed up the situation: totally fucked. I was puking up all kinds of blood and getting nowhere fast. I was so freaked out, on my knees, puking blood, blood all over the ground, I was convinced that I was about to choke to death. Liddle suggested that I miss the plane and that he and I get help and take a train to Sweden, but I said fuck that. So, I got on the plane and felt as though the package was in the back of my throat the whole time. I've never made more swallowing motions back to back in my life and each one hurt. Terrified still when we got to the hotel here in Sweden, I laid down and slept all day. ? woke up twelve hours after swallowing it and still felt like it was in my throat. I made a timid attempt at puking again, but failed.
Twenty-four hours after I swallowed it I was finally convinced it wasn't in my throat anymore, but that my throat simply received injuries from the whole ordeal. All I could do is hope that the goddamn shit comes out of my ass, so that my dream will come true: to dig pot out of a pile of crap, roll a joint, take a hit off of it and say, "This is good shit!". I wish what I went through on nobody, so don't try it at home kids.

Who is your favorite international drug smuggler? That's right, fuckin' Steve-O! Seven days after I swallowed that goddamned rubber I pooed myself a stash-o-roony. I'm ok...not gonna die of intestinal strangulation and I'm just baked as can possibly be.

The day after I crapped out the poo-rubber the gang and I were headed to Denmark. As I walked out of the hotel, I got ambushed by a whole pack of plain-clothes Swedish police officers. I asked the one pulling me along by my arm if it was some sort of joke and that seemed to piss him off completely. I figured these guys didn't have shit on me because I smoked all the pot and felt sure that I didn't have anything illegal on me. They threw me into a car and brought me to the police station where I welcomed them to search my belongings. How those assholes managed to not realize that the entire arrest was being videotaped by Mike Liddle (as well as every other stage of "poo-rubber 2") is beyond me.

They searched my shit found a pill of ecstasy in my bag that I really didn't know it was there but, once they showed to me, I figured I'd probably be in Sweden for a while. I still think it's funny that they didn't find the actual still shit-smeared and empty condom, which was in a dvd case and also in my bag. It soon turned out that a search of my hotel room provided them with a marijuana twig, which they were visibly overjoyed about. I politely told them that I didn't care to discuss these matters until I had an attorney present.

Their next move was to take me to a nearby hospital, draw blood from me and put me through a state-of-the-art x-ray machine which, according to them, revealed a "foreign object" somewhere inside of me. Upon my return to the police station I was provided with a change of clothes (Swedish prison attire) and taken to a special cell with a one-way mirror for a wall. I was told that I would be allowed to have a blanket and a pillow, but that my hands were never to be out of sight under either of them. They actually meant it too, because periodically, while I slept, a guard would open the door and yell, "Hands!" That totally sucked. There was no toilet in my cell but, when I buzzed for a guard to let me crap, I was led into an adjoining room with a crapper that had an evidence bag for a toilet bowl. Some of the guards said that me crapping wasn't anything that they hadn't seen before. I told them I thought it was pretty funny that the Swedish taxpayers were now paying them to do my job- play with poo.

After a couple of days the US embassy set me up with a lawyer who accompanied me to a "detention hearing" which would determine if they would keep me locked up or not. When the prosecutor asked me, before the judge, what I meant when I said that I had been "joking", I told him that I thought if I could say something that would force Swedish police to play with my poo, it would be funny to me. As those words were translated by the interpreter, the situation became distinctly less funny in the courtroom. My Swedish lawyer later assured me that those words shot down any chance he had of getting me out. So, back to my cell I went where I was curiously in a wonderful mood. I was genuinely grinning from ear to ear, figuring that no number of interviews I could be doing, back to back, for five days in a row, could ever garner the amount of publicity I was surely getting. On my fifth day of detention, after nine offerings to the evidence bags (one of which had been a false alarm), I was taken back to the hospital for another x-ray. The new x-ray, according to them, revealed that I still had the foreign object (which they described as sharp, one centimeter long and half a centimeter wide) inside me and that it had travelled only three centimeters since the first x-ray. Apparently that's not good. Anyways, it became clear that whatever it is or was, it wasn't going to come out anytime soon. I think that put the prosecutor in a tough spot because, although I'm sure he was as happy with all the publicity as I was, he felt that he was starting to look like kind of a butt-nut for keeping me locked up for so long with his ultimate suspicions showing little hope proving to be true. I was figuring that my stay in Sweden would last long enough to not only ruin the end of my tour, but cancel our new tv show before we even started to film it.

The prosecutor paid me a visit (coincidentally at the same time as my Swedish lawyer) and told me that it was silly to keep me locked up and that if I would confess to possession of one ecstasy pill and five grams of marijuana I could pay a fine and be on my way. Well, the following day anyway. Overall, it was a shitty, shitty experience but, I have to admit, they brought me books to read and let me smoke cigarettes (they even let me buy cigarettes in there). The most important thing I feel I can say about the experience is that I'm not sorry for anything I did to get arrested in Sweden. I'm absolutely not sorry that the story ran on CNN, Dateline, Celebrity Justice, MTV News...pretty much every news source everywhere. I am sorry that everyone was so worried about me, especially my family and everyone that was counting on me to start shooting our new television show. The good news is that I got out, I have no more court dates, no probation, no limitations on travel. Nothing. I walked away from the whole ordeal scott-free, the case is closed.

I am currently in Africa with Pontius, Tremaine, Dimitry and the rest of the crew. We are up against the most ambitious production schedule ever, our new tv show is going to dominate and I can't wait for all of you to see it. Considering that we are going down the same path of MTV programming that "jackass" once did, let's remember that the three "co-executive producers" and "creators" of jackass were Spike Jonze, Johnny Knoxville, and Jeff Tremaine. It is with ease that this new television adventure begins, because of our proven success and Jeff Tremaine's relationship with MTV.

Jeff Tremaine could have dealt with Pontius and myself virtually any way he, or others, wanted. I'm fuckin stoked that Tremaine, Pontius, and myself all enter this deal signing the same piece of paper, and I thank Tremaine for that.

All that's left to do now is make this fuckin show, and if you don't know it's going to explode, you'll find out soon enough. Let's make a fuckin television show. Wish me luck and thank you all, love, Steve-O.


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OfflineSaribo
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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2639370 - 05/04/04 11:13 PM (20 years, 19 days ago)

Sorry man, guess I don't know the technicalities of the whole swallowing business. I'm pretty sure if the condom is sealed properly, it will go through your system without leaking or getting brolen down. However I don't know how they usually seal, although tying the end in a knot sounds like the best bet. Again an 1/8th and a little coke is not worth an intestinal blockage, which I'm sure is a risk when doing something like this.

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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2641548 - 05/05/04 12:12 PM (20 years, 18 days ago)

I smoked weed that was held in a vagina, a hot vagina. mmmm.


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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2642821 - 05/05/04 06:45 PM (20 years, 18 days ago)

heh, stevo.

The methods are well documented and most likely all over the internet. Some creative googling will probably find you just what you need.

here's some help tho:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=balloons+condoms+mules+smuggling+methods&btnG=Google+Search

This looks interesting. I didn't bother reading it as it's not really something I'm interested in. But it just goes to show you what using different combinations of words can do for you when using google or anyother search engine.

Hope you find what you need..


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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: LeaveMeAlone]
    #2652380 - 05/08/04 01:06 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

after reading Steveos story, I think it'd be a great idea for you to swallow weed and coke


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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2655814 - 05/09/04 03:20 AM (20 years, 14 days ago)

This is how typical smuggling works:

In all actuality ballons are much better to be swallowing and loading with drugs.Ballons are a hell of alot more durable as well.Condoms are quite thin and 2 should be used if insisted on using.IE stash the drugs in one condom tie it off then slip another one over that and tie it off.I still say regular small round party type balloons work much better.Fill them to the size of a cherry tomato or so tie it off and dip in a little sugar water or a bit of honey or anything sweet and swallow it.Multiple ballons can be used for larger amounts.Ballons have less chance of breaking if you ask me.What you do though is you take an antacid once thats in effect you go into a bathroom with the pre-prepared balloons and something sweet you swallow the balloons you hop your flight when you arrive check into a hotel or use a private bathroom but NOT at the airport then you use an emetic to vomit heavily.Dont make the balloon too big and obviously wash the balloons off to neutralize any stomach acid and to prevent a foul smell.The short the flight the better however I am not condoning you doing as I said above and Im not taking any responsibility for anything you decide to do or that may go wrong.If you dont have to smuggle VIA swallowing ballons or condoms dont.Simply drive and stash it in a safe spot avoid anything to which you might be pulled over for.Always do precisely the speed limit no more.Always signal when turning etc.And if you do get stopped they wont search the car unless you been doing drugs and they can smell it or you're acting like a total nervous wreck.In any event airport or driving whatever you do,DONT ACT NERVOUS.Its the only giveway most of the time.An easy way to pack balloons with herb is to take a funnel like used in kitchens put the balloon opening around the bottom end put your material in the funnel and use the butt end of a pencil or pen to push it into the ballon of course powder slides down the funnel and right in.But obviously herb must be ground in a herb grinder.It's far more comfortable and far easier and all around better to swallow ballons than it is to shove them up your ass. lmao Especially if you're going to sitting for some time.

BTW, Again I take NO RESPONSIBILITY for any random acts of stupidity you may commit upon reading this and I am no way telling you to do this and in no way I am condoning any sort of illegal activities.This information is for EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY to demonstrate how smuggling typically works.


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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: ChiefThunderbong]
    #2656282 - 05/09/04 09:37 AM (20 years, 14 days ago)

I'd think the necessity of being extra careful when travelling interstate would depend on the state to be honest, so can't blame him for wanting to check out more serious methods of concealment.
My guy got randomly searched at a rest stop, picked up with a pipe in his jacket lining and an EMPTY baggie in the car, he's been in a shithole jail in louisiana since 14th March and still not out yet. Chances are he's there till mid June at the earliest.

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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2657630 - 05/09/04 04:45 PM (20 years, 14 days ago)

If you get pulled over and the cop asks you to search your car, tell him, no, it's that simple

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Re: Internal smuggling [Re: discoabe]
    #2657666 - 05/09/04 04:54 PM (20 years, 14 days ago)

Its better to simply not attract police attention in the 1st place but yes so many people could've avoided prosecution by simply refusing a search both the person's pockets and car.


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