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God damn SON, it's Chili day!!!
    #26199081 - 09/20/19 11:12 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Made a crock of chili with 2 meats and 2 kind of beans.

Over 100 grams of dry pinto and black beans totalling 1023 calories cooked.

Two cans aldi tomato sauce.  Really wish aldi had organic tomato sauce and a larger can.

1 can tomato paste

1 can corn drained

1 lb prior to cooking goat meat ground

1 lb prior to cooking ground turkey

Chili spice packet

Chili spice

Smoked paprika

Onion powder

Garlic powder

Dried Oregano

Dried basil

Weighed after cooking and calculated .995 calories per gram.  Rounded up to 1 calorie per gram.  Which is super easy, scale weighs chili to say 256 grams, mark it as 256 calories!

Have bean bowls and crumble saltines in the bottom and weigh.  Add chili and top with cheddar.  All weighed and documented in my diet journal.


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26199098 - 09/20/19 11:21 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Where's the beer? The best chili is cooked with beer. Cocao powder is a pretty good addition to chili as well.


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Eminence]
    #26199125 - 09/20/19 11:36 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

4 tablespoons olive oil

1 yellow onion, chopped

1 red bell pepper, chopped

1 Anaheim chile pepper, chopped

2 red jalapeno pepper, chopped

4 garlic cloves, minced

2 1/2 pounds lean ground beef

2 pounds beef kilbosa sausage

1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce

1 pinch garlic powder, or to taste

2 beef bouillon cubes

1 (12 fluid ounce) can or bottle
light beer (such as Coors(R))

1 (28 ounce) can crushed San Marzano tomatoes

1 (14.5 ounce) can fire-roasted diced tomatoes

1 (12 ounce) can tomato paste

1/2 cup white wine

2 tablespoons chili powder

2 tablespoons ground cumin

1 tablespoon brown sugar

1 tablespoon chipotle pepper sauce

2 1/2 teaspoons dried basil

1 1/2 teaspoons smoked paprika

1 teaspoon salt

1/2 teaspoon dried oregano

1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper

2 (16 ounce) cans dark red kidney beans (such as Bush's(R))

1 cup sour cream

3 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro

1/2 teaspoon ground cumin

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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26199144 - 09/20/19 11:49 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

YES! Love me some chili with beans.


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26199147 - 09/20/19 11:50 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26199155 - 09/20/19 11:54 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

You're a thread.


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Wonder Boy]
    #26199163 - 09/20/19 11:56 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Oh ya and a can of diced tomato

I don't try to spend a thousand dollars on chili.  I could of put beer in it but I never do and can always drink a beer, then eat chili.


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Wonder Boy]
    #26199166 - 09/20/19 11:57 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Get your tired ass to bed!


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26199174 - 09/20/19 11:59 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not tired..


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26199177 - 09/20/19 12:01 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Morel Guy said:
Oh ya and a can of diced tomato

I don't try to spend a thousand dollars on chili.  I could of put beer in it but I never do and can always drink a beer, then eat chili.




Cheap is good, but maybe once every couple years I go all out. Usually comes out to around 50.00

I also LOVE making gumbo. Gumbo and jerky.


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26199179 - 09/20/19 12:02 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

It's not just about adding the flavor of beer to the chili. It takes on a different taste and cooking with alcohol brings out the flavors of everything else a bit more.  I say it's worth trying because you don't need anything expensive, a lot of people go with cheap pilsners but I like red ales for things like chili.


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Wonder Boy]
    #26199186 - 09/20/19 12:03 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Chili should not cost $50.  I spent maybe $6.  The goat was worked off and not in the figure.

I put dark chocolate in chili once.  A friend that made decent vegan chili said it'd be good.  Not much difference and not required to go out of the way to purchase.

Beer would be good, it's mostly the yeast.  Not sure what beer would be good in chili.  Usually a cheap beer, I suppose a Marzen would be the best with low hops and high malt.

I barely taste beer anymore so....


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Eminence]
    #26199188 - 09/20/19 12:04 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Side note I made more of my Jack Daniels and coffee barbeque sauce last night. Shit is soo good. Cooking with alcohol is highly recommended for certain things IMO.


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26199195 - 09/20/19 12:07 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Try mole sauce instead of dark chocolate sometime. Or just up the chocolate or just use a decent amount of cocao powder.


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Eminence]
    #26199201 - 09/20/19 12:09 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Now your all making me feel bad for not buying beer.  That's rare.

U could buy beer tonight and mix it in the remaining.  Was thinking about some voodoo ranger and voodoo ranger imperial but those are hoppy for chili.

It's already darn good chili.  Plus it'd up the calorie to gram ratio which is absolutely perfect as is.


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26199236 - 09/20/19 12:22 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah too much hops is no good I don't think. Of course you can make great chili without alcohol, alcohol is a common ingredient for contest winning chili makers though. And if you did add it you'd have to cook it down obviously.


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Eminence]
    #26199354 - 09/20/19 01:18 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

It's cook off a bit in the microwave.  Thing is I added 12 ounces of water.  Could of been a beer.  But the calorie to gram ratio is a near perfect 1:1


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Re: God damn SON, it's Chili day!!! [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26199435 - 09/20/19 01:57 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

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