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Post mundane facts that are disgusting
    #26193961 - 09/17/19 03:57 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Mayonnaise is just food lube, or moisturizer for your bread.


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: trees] * 2
    #26193989 - 09/17/19 04:13 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

When you're making love to a woman, your body is only inches away from the steaming heap of feces in her bowels.


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: feevers]
    #26194013 - 09/17/19 04:27 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

When you make love to a woman you're also making love to a concotion biological ecosystems gathered from all of their previous partners and you're getting it ALL at once


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: trees]
    #26194107 - 09/17/19 05:29 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

I actually used mayo as lube before, it works great!


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 2
    #26194115 - 09/17/19 05:36 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

This is what a child’s skull looks like before they lose their baby teeth



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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #26194147 - 09/17/19 06:06 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Awesome! Not disgusting, just weird/cool.


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: trees]
    #26194297 - 09/17/19 07:23 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

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trees said:
Mayonnaise is just food lube, or moisturizer for your bread.




I don't think that's true is it? I mean technically yeah I guess it does by nature soften the bread but when it was invented so to speak its purpose wasn't solely to "moisturize" your bread lol

It's a dressing

I mean if that's true than the same could be said for salad dressings -- that they're just there to "moisturize" your salad ingredients, and while yes they do that, I'd say more importantly their role is to add flavor more so than to "moisturize"

:philososloth:


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26194308 - 09/17/19 07:28 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

In your stomach, food gets processed to vomit, which then courses through most of the bowel as diarroea until finally, in the colon, most of the juices are sucked out so that a solid stool remains.

These juices end up in your bloodstream, its a significant part of what you eat and are composed of.

Imagine catching a turd in the toilet and sucking the juices out of it for nourishment. Disgusting? That's what your colon was doing right before you plopped it out.






here, have some comforting rock to get your mind off it.


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: Niffla]
    #26194328 - 09/17/19 07:32 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

As i understand it, mayonnaise has almost no taste at all, it just add tasteless lard to the sandwich tonwet it down which is bizarre, so see it utilized


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: trees]
    #26194340 - 09/17/19 07:35 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Putting mayonnaise on bread is a healthier option than buttering it, if you butter bread with nondairy margarine or other factory crap.


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: trees]
    #26194362 - 09/17/19 07:43 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

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As i understand it, mayonnaise has almost no taste at all




I dunno trees to me mayonnaise has a pretty distinct flavor

whether it's "real" mayo or miracle whip


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: trees]
    #26194381 - 09/17/19 07:49 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

If you find grain weevils in some grain then it's probably safe to eat it all.  Grain weevils don't carry diseases for humans.


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #26194427 - 09/17/19 08:03 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Today I learned that there's something called a weevil. Never heard that word in my life


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: trees]
    #26194432 - 09/17/19 08:04 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

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Today I learned that there's something called a weevil. Never heard that word in my life




lol same


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: trees]
    #26194437 - 09/17/19 08:06 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

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Today I learned that there's something called a weevil. Never heard that word in my life





Never heard of the Boll Weevil thats almost devastated the cotton industry?


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: Asante]
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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: trees]
    #26194446 - 09/17/19 08:11 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

We are destroying our own habitat.


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: pineninja] * 1
    #26194448 - 09/17/19 08:12 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

and that of millions of species


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: pineninja]
    #26194491 - 09/17/19 08:26 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

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We are destroying our own habitat.



:ifyoucanawe:


:noyoudidawet:


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Re: Post mundane facts that are disgusting [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #26194496 - 09/17/19 08:28 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Nuclear weapons exist and there are no hyper intelligent secret shadow governments actually controlling their usage.


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