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Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? * 2
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Left a big Hitachi-style vibrator in a somewhat upscale hotel in Bogota last week. We flew to Bucaramanga and then returned to Bogota. Now we want it back. Would they even keep it? We're not sure if it's too awkward.


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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: Darwin23] * 2
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Forget about it as long as a dead hooker or forgotten drugs aren't involved


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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: Morel Guy] * 5
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This would be a great Bond movie

Bond on a 007 mission to retrieve his big Hitachi-style vibrator that he forgot in a somewhat upscale hotel in Bogota

I'd be watching like

:barbershreds:


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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: Nifflerz]
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please go back it's just another game mate

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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: Darwin23] * 2
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Well, I guess the only option now is you have to make a documentary film about your james bond style adventures trying to retrieve it. :shrug:

Just buy a new one :lol:

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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: nooneman]
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Patlal is still taking his acting classes right?

He could play the villain role -- a shady owner of a semi-upscale hotel in Bogota who now has posession of the big Hitachi style vibrator and will go to any lengths to keep it


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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: Nifflerz] * 3
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Niffla said:
Patlal is still taking his acting classes right?

He could play the villain role -- a shady owner of a semi-upscale hotel in Bogota who now has posession of the big Hitachi style vibrator and will go to any lengths to keep it


I already know how to do this character perfectly.


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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: Nifflerz]
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Niffla said:
Patlal is still taking his acting classes right?

He could play the villain role -- a shady owner of a semi-upscale hotel in Bogota who now has posession of the big Hitachi style vibrator and will go to any lengths to keep it




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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: Darwin23]
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Darwin23 said:
Left a big Hitachi-style vibrator in a somewhat upscale hotel in Bogota last week. We flew to Bucaramanga and then returned to Bogota. Now we want it back. Would they even keep it? We're not sure if it's too awkward.



Is it a Fairy? :durrhurr:


Much can be said for those big industrial massagers that one plugs into the socket.
Heavy duty erotics :lol:


They're sold mainly as clitoral vibrators but they are really good as full body vibrators. If you have sore muscles or aching feet they are divine.


If you walk in and ask whether they found your back massager its a lot less awkward as inquiring whether they found your lady's clitoral vibrator.


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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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Niffla said:
This would be a great Bond movie

Bond on a 007 mission to retrieve his big Hitachi-style vibrator that he forgot in a somewhat upscale hotel in Bogota

I'd be watching like

:barbershreds:


:rofl:

Plot to new female bond movie uncovered.


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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: Darwin23] * 1
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Call them 1st, then go from there. Plus, you have to post a pic or link to the said item for us to see now!


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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: Darwin23] * 1
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I worked with a guy a few years back that had a job at a rubbish dump. He worked on the sorting conveyor lines going through the trash to put into various sections for recycling or whatever. He found a dildo along the conveyor belt and took it out and took it home and washed it and used it on his girlfriend......

If there are one of these kinds of people in the world there would be more, so I guess the question you have to ask is would you want a vibrator back once its been out of your possession for a period of time (pardon the pun)

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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: myrealname] * 1
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:aliceshocker:


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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
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what if it was a sex toy you left in somebody else

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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: myrealname]
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myrealname said:
I worked with a guy a few years back that had a job at a rubbish dump. He worked on the sorting conveyor lines going through the trash to put into various sections for recycling or whatever. He found a dildo along the conveyor belt and took it out and took it home and washed it and used it on his girlfriend......




I mean he washed it but still...

:girlofdisapproval:

girl of disapproval disapproves


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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: cannabinated]
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First I think Indiana Jones would play a much better role in retrieval of the lost artifact.

Sex toys are a bitch. Sometimes the hardest part is getting rid of it. I had gotten this purple pocket pussy when I was 18 and horny af. Used it like 3 or 4 times but it was way too noisy. It was also a bit too small and was not flexible enough etc. I was paranoid I would leave it out or someone would find it and no one wants that. I said fuck it and dropped in in a bag of goodwill clothes and threw that shit in the local pick up bins they leave out in parking lots. Can you imagine the persons face pulling it out lol!! Do they keep it, announce to the world what they found, or discreetly throw it away?

Once left a quarter of bud out in a hotel room and forgot the do not disturb sign. I walked in awkwardly to the cleaning lady 'just leaving', but she was nice enough to have all my paraphernalia nice and organized next to a sweet ass rolled up bag of bud. She was very nice and Im thankful.

TLDR: The one thing not to leave behind! You had one job!

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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: Cosmic Eye]
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Cosmic Eye said:
First I think Indiana Jones would play a much better role in retrieval of the lost artifact.




:lol:


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ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR
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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: Nifflerz]
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Indiana Jones: The Raiders of the Lost Hitachi-Style Big Vibrator in a Somewhat Upscale Hotel in Bogota



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ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR
WG32 KILLED HOFFA
PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
WORST NEIGHBORHOOD YARD OF 2026 WINNER
OTD’S FORMER PRODIGAL SON
TODAY IS BEER DAY

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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: Nifflerz]
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you should rewrite it with a portable sybian prototype

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Re: Would You Go Back for a Sex Toy Left at a Hotel? [Re: cannabinated]
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cannabinated said:
you should rewrite it with a portable sybian prototype


that'll be the sequel


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