Morel Guy said:

It could happen

Chances are, it happened before.

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Konyap said:

America has an obesity rate of 30-40%, so why don't we harness all that extra fat?
We could turn fat people into oil, use their bones for fertilizer, we could use their organs for meat, their muscles, brains eyes and ears.

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bloodsheen said:

Wait let's go back to the turning fat people into oil. That would really be killing like 10 birds with one stone. Imagine if you got to a certain BMI at a certain age and you were shipped off to a processing plant?

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connectedcosmos said:

If anything why fat people?

Why not kill and eat all the murderers and rapist and pedophiles? People in hardcore prison who are serving life sentence? 

Idk

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bloodsheen said:

Sure eating human flesh is fine and dandy but once we threaten fat people suddenly its the Holocaust

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Asante said:

Konyap said:

America has an obesity rate of 30-40%, so why don't we harness all that extra fat?
We could turn fat people into oil, use their bones for fertilizer, we could use their organs for meat, their muscles, brains eyes and ears.

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bloodsheen said:

Wait let's go back to the turning fat people into oil. That would really be killing like 10 birds with one stone. Imagine if you got to a certain BMI at a certain age and you were shipped off to a processing plant?

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Endlösung: Entlausung

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connectedcosmos said:

Why not kill and eat all the murderers and rapist and pedophiles? People in hardcore prison who are serving life sentence? 

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Patlal said:

How many languages do you speak and what are they?

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bloodsheen said:

Wait let's go back to the turning fat people into oil. That would really be killing like 10 birds with one stone. Imagine if you got to a certain BMI at a certain age and you were shipped off to a processing plant?

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connectedcosmos said:

Why not kill and eat all the murderers and rapist and pedophiles?

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bloodsheen said:

Delicious, tender children

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Asante said:

What's holding me back from eating human flesh, primarily, would be the notion of eating a member of my own species, who had a life of an intricate richness comparable to my own, which was cut short so (s)he could become my meal.

With primarily vertebrates I find this already quite distasteful, but with fellow humans a border is crossed that I find prohibitive.

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connectedcosmos said:

If anything why fat people?

Why not kill and eat all the murderers and rapist and pedophiles? People in hardcore prison who are serving life sentence? 

Idk

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Konyap said:

Wow, got a lot of uppidy folks in here.

Listen I'm not saying we should kill people and harvest them.
I'm just saying a lot of times people just die.
Meat is meat, it's just dead parts of an animal. We are animals we eat animals, why not cut out the middle man and just eat each other from time to time?
I'd save some animals from getting slaughtered and it'd be beneficial to the enviroment.
You guys like organic farms, vegan diets, well I'm trying to start a new diet, the cannibal diet.
We could have our own cannibal stores where people buy things that are made of humans like soap, coaches, candy, ribs, rears, milk?
Humans already are eating a different kind of animal that is 98% similar to us in it's DNA, it's called pig.
We slaughter pigs all the time, we aren't euthanizing them, we're just cutting their life short.
I'm looking at this from the humanist perspective and we'll make money, so much money we will be able to import people from other countries after they died to eat them!

Eating people goes back thousands of years!
And was even a story from around the time the old testament was written.

There was a certain woman that dwelt beyond Jordan, her name was Mary; her father was Eleazar, of the village Bethezob, which signifies the house of Hyssop. She was eminent for her family and her wealth, and had fled away to Jerusalem with the rest of the multitude, and was with them besieged therein at this time. The other effects of this woman had been already seized upon, such I mean as she had brought with her out of Perea, and removed to the city. What she had treasured up besides, as also what food she had contrived to save, had been also carried off by the rapacious guards, who came every day running into her house for that purpose.

This put the poor woman into a very great passion, and by the frequent reproaches and imprecations she east at these rapacious villains, she had provoked them to anger against her; but none of them, either out of the indignation she had raised against herself, or out of commiseration of her case, would take away her life; and if she found any food, she perceived her labors were for others, and not for herself; and it was now become impossible for her any way to find any more food, while the famine pierced through her very bowels and marrow, when also her passion was fired to a degree beyond the famine itself; nor did she consult with any thing but with her passion and the necessity she was in.

She then attempted a most unnatural thing; and snatching up her son, who was a child sucking at her breast, she said, "O thou miserable infant! for whom shall I preserve thee in this war, this famine, and this sedition? As to the war with the Romans, if they preserve our lives, we must be slaves. This famine also will destroy us, even before that slavery comes upon us. Yet are these seditious rogues more terrible than both the other. Come on; be thou my food, and be thou a fury to these seditious varlets, and a by-word to the world, which is all that is now wanting to complete the calamities of us Jews."

As soon as she had said this, she slew her son, and then roasted him, and eat the one half of him, and kept the other half by her concealed. Upon this the seditious came in presently, and smelling the horrid scent of this food, they threatened her that they would cut her throat immediately if she did not show them what food she had gotten ready. She replied that she had saved a very fine portion of it for them, and withal uncovered what was left of her son. Hereupon they were seized with a horror and amazement of mind, and stood astonished at the sight, when she said to them, "This is mine own son, and what hath been done was mine own doing! Come, eat of this food; for I have eaten of it myself! Do not you pretend to be either more tender than a woman, or more compassionate than a mother; but if you be so scrupulous, and do abominate this my sacrifice, as I have eaten the one half, let the rest be reserved for me also." After which those men went out trembling, being never so much aftrighted at any thing as they were at this, and with some difficulty they left the rest of that meat to the mother.

Upon which the whole city was full of this horrid action immediately; and while every body laid this miserable case before their own eyes, they trembled, as if this unheard of action had been done by themselves. So those that were thus distressed by the famine were very desirous to die, and those already dead were esteemed happy, because they had not lived long enough either to hear or to see such miseries.

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Morel Guy said:

Eating meat is bad enough.  But cannabalism, spreads dieases.  There's some nasty bugs in the human nervous system.  Spinal fluid is very dirty.

But if your ship wrecked go for back meat.  That is if there's no coconuts and you are too dumb to fish.

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Patlal said:

What if human meat is like super delicious?

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split_by_nine said:

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SonicTitan said:

split_by_nine said:

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Shpadoinkel!!!!

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Ajgleskorv said:

Morel Guy said:

Eating meat is bad enough.  But cannabalism, spreads dieases.  There's some nasty bugs in the human nervous system.  Spinal fluid is very dirty.

But if your ship wrecked go for back meat.  That is if there's no coconuts and you are too dumb to fish.

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What is bad about eating meat - the natural human diet?

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split_by_nine said:

i used to take care of a lady that would gnaw chunks of her own flesh right from the bone. she had to be restrained sometimes (with a doctor's order of course). she was a lot of fun otherwise.

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Morel Guy said:

Ajgleskorv said:

Morel Guy said:

Eating meat is bad enough.  But cannabalism, spreads dieases.  There's some nasty bugs in the human nervous system.  Spinal fluid is very dirty.

But if your ship wrecked go for back meat.  That is if there's no coconuts and you are too dumb to fish.

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What is bad about eating meat - the natural human diet?

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Because it takes the slaughter of an innocent.  It's suffering, causes suffering, not very healthy at the amount of it we do it.  High in saturated fats, cholesterol.

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Konyap said:

half the meat you eat isn't what you think it is

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Morel Guy said:

We don't eat dog or cat, well I don't know why.  Perhaps because they have a different level of existing with us.  They seem to know a lot about us as well.

In Asia they eat dog.  I think it's cruel.

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bloodsheen said:

Wait let's go back to the turning fat people into oil.

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I've been watching this documentary on a place what was considered the world's most storied/legendary restaurant, a place called El Bulli in Spain, and the head chef supposedly was one of the first (actually they seem to allude to him being the first) to take pure ham fat, melt it down and then use it as a cooking oil

By the way I'm not endorsing taking overweight human beings and turning them into cooking oil. I'm just saying.

Ajgleskorv said:

Morel Guy said:

Eating meat is bad enough.  But cannabalism, spreads dieases.  There's some nasty bugs in the human nervous system.  Spinal fluid is very dirty.

But if your ship wrecked go for back meat.  That is if there's no coconuts and you are too dumb to fish.

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What is bad about eating meat - the natural human diet?

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PumpJackTeX said:

like asking what's holding you back from fucking your mother

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Konyap said:

eating people wouldn't make you any more retarded than eating an animal

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Konyap said:

poultry are some of the dirtiest things around

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split_by_nine said:

Konyap said:

poultry are some of the dirtiest things around

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gimme that delicious filth!

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I had some peking duck the other day and it was





also, chicken cooked right (not dry), and seasoned or marinaded well -- for such a dirt cheap meat source man is it good

I used to think chicken was boring and meh before I grew up and learned how to cook

Niffla said:

I used to think chicken was boring and meh before I grew up and learned how to cook

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