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Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) * 4
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shit got me like

:incredible:

that cat's face is as big as his


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Re: Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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Whos a good kitty! :awesome:

That shit would be terrifying, even if I raised the cub from birth myself. Yikes :eek:

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Re: Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 3
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how precious!

cats are loyal pack animals and develope strong bonds. the cat will protect him from danger before ever inflicting any harm upon him.


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Re: Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) [Re: split_by_nine] * 4
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I want my own cougar!


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) [Re: split_by_nine] * 3
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Some cats like to knead your chest and belly when they get in that mood.
That would be a bad thing for that cat.

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Re: Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) [Re: flugelizor]
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flugelizor said:
Some cats like to knead your chest and belly when they get in that mood.
That would be a bad thing for that cat.



yes this happens, but cats are very smart. when my cats were under 1 year old, they would constantly get me with thier claws, but after months of me screaming in surprise they learned to stop using their claws on me and only use paws.


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Re: Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) [Re: split_by_nine] * 1
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I got a cat at home that adores me in a very similar way -- constantly wants attention and constantly wants to be loved, but even he gets in moods where he wants to play and will literally stalk me like a big cat would its prey. He goes after my ankles/legs and will bite. Freaking hard, too.

He only weighs around 15 pounds but if he weighed a buck fifty then that would be a problem, lol.

Nevertheless I love the vid up above and think it's super, super cool. Pretty obvious that cat has a ton of love for that dude.


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Re: Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
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Shroomslip said:
I want my own cougar!




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Only hope can give rise to the emotion we call despair. But it is nearly impossible for a man to try to live without hope, so I guess that leaves Man no choice but to walk around with despair as his companion.

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Re: Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) [Re: Nifflerz] * 2
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I don't even really like cats but having a big cat as a pet would be cool.

Who needs a guard dog. Could you imagine a burglars face when he climbed in the window and saw that just staring at him?


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
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I think Saddam Hussein had cheetahs that openly roamed his palaces or some shit. Or at least that was the rumor.


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ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR
WG32 KILLED HOFFA
PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
WORST NEIGHBORHOOD YARD OF 2026 WINNER
OTD’S FORMER PRODIGAL SON
TODAY IS BEER DAY

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Re: Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
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Shroomslip said:
Who needs a guard dog. Could you imagine a burglars face when he climbed in the window and saw that just staring at him?




:waaaaaaargh:


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Re: Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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Rapper Tyga has a pet Tiger. So does Mike Tyson.

You guys seen that video of Christian the Lion? Hits me right in those feelz:


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Re: Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) [Re: split_by_nine] * 1
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would be nice but it's also not nice for the animal, it's obviously declawed or de-fanged or something, a playful swipe would send him to the hospital and maybe even kill him

even without that it'd probably need like acres of space to run around

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Re: Look at this dude snuggling with a cougar in his bed (not the milf ones) [Re: Konyap] * 1
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the owner's are Ukranian and here is the ABOUT entry on the youtube channel:

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Здравствуйте! Мы Саша и Маша, а Это наш кот, его зовут Месси. Мы выкупили эту пуму из контактного зоопарка в возрасте одного года. Мы живём в обычной квартире где организовали Месси свой уютный уголок. В туалет мы ходим на улицу два раза в день, там гуляем и растрачиваем энергию. Кушает кот только мясные продукты, правильно сбалансированный рацион. Строго по регламенту. Кроме того мы ходим на занятия по дрессировке 4 раза в неделю. Месси очень ласковый и контактный котик, не кусается, не портит мебель и играет без когтей. Любит когда его гладят и очень любит поговорить. Ещё с нами живёт кошечка (сфинкс) Кира и она кота не очень любит. Она его лупит лапами и шипит на него.

Не нужно предлагать выпустить кота в ближайший лес или сдать в заповедник. В этом нет никакого смысла. Состояние здоровья этого животного не позволяет ему жить не только в дикой природе, а даже в вольере на улице.

Искренне не рекомендуем заводить пуму дома. Это очень опасно! Месси уникален, этого не повторить! 




google trasnlation to English

Quote:
Hello! We are Sasha and Masha, and this is our cat, his name is Messi. We bought this puma from a contact zoo at the age of one year. We live in an ordinary apartment where Messi organized its cozy corner. In the toilet we go to the street twice a day, there we walk and waste energy. Cats a cat only meat products, a properly balanced diet. Strictly by regulation. In addition, we go to training classes 4 times a week. Messi is a very affectionate and pinion cat, does not bite, does not spoil the furniture and plays without claws. Loves when he is stroking and loves to talk very much. Still lives with us a kitten (sphinx) Kira and she does not like a cat. She shakes it with his paws and spits on him.

You do not need to offer a cat to the nearest forest or take it to the reserve. There is no point in this. The state of health of this animal does not allow him to live not only in the wild, but even in the street in the street. Sincerely, we do not recommend pumom home. This is very dangerous! Messi is unique, do not repeat it!




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