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If you're not using flushable wipes after you poop, you're walking around with a poopy butt. This is just public service announcement brought to you by Charmin FreshMates™. Seriously, these have changed my life for the better, and I highly recommend.

Do you use flushable wipes after you poop?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from 06/16/19 08:37 AM until the end of time

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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ima Trooper] * 5
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No matter what they say on the box, they aren't actually flushable and do a significant amount of harm to your municipal sewage system.


How does it feel to be fucking up your community's infrastructure?


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ole Field Trashe]
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I just did a little research and it seems you're right. That's a bummer.

So basically the only option for not having a poopy butt is a bidet?


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Or just throw them in the trash after you wipe?


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ole Field Trashe]
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Ahab McBathsalts said:
Or just throw them in the trash after you wipe?


Because they have poop on them? The whole point of a toilet is that everything that smells like poop leaves the room.


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #26055733 -

I use them.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ima Trooper] * 1
    #26055740 -

Aside from them not being flushable, does the company state which chemicals are in the product to facilitate "cleaning"?

If the chemicals are toxic or worse, youre rubbing those chemicals into one of the most sensitive and absorbant areas in your body.

Secondly, if you are having trouble getting all the shit off your asshole with just toilet paper, there is something wrong with your diet, youre eating too many fucking gummy bears or bread or some other bullshit thats causing your stool to stick to your asshole instead of just slide out.

Your stool is supposed to slide out easily and leave almost nothing behind, and its not supposed to smell super foul either, these things happen because we eat bullshit, keep it 80% good food (raw veggies and healthy meats) and watch how many times you shit then fail at seeing ANYTHING on the toilet paper at all.

Happens to me a few times a week where i get ghosted, nothing on the toilet paper at all.


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biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

Edited by FatChicksNcoke (06/16/19 12:04 PM)

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ima Trooper] * 2
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Ima Trooper said:
Ahab McBathsalts said:
Or just throw them in the trash after you wipe?


Because they have poop on them? The whole point of a toilet is that everything that smells like poop leaves the room.


Ever been to Mexico? They just leave a bin full of used shit tickets in the stalls. Weird times.


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ole Field Trashe]
    #26055753 -

Ahab McBathsalts said:
Ima Trooper said:
Ahab McBathsalts said:
Or just throw them in the trash after you wipe?


Because they have poop on them? The whole point of a toilet is that everything that smells like poop leaves the room.


Ever been to Mexico? They just leave a bin full of used shit tickets in the stalls. Weird times.



Ever lived in southern california?

Lots of cities are 70-95% mexican, you dont need to go into mexico to see this phenomenon! :thewarden:

Giant 3 foot piles of toilet paper covered in shit on the floor next to the toilet in the jack in the box. Fuck yeah


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

Edited by FatChicksNcoke (06/16/19 12:11 PM)

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ole Field Trashe]
    #26055766 -

Ahab McBathsalts said:
Ever been to Mexico? They just leave a bin full of used shit tickets in the stalls. Weird times.


I've worked with Hispanics born and raised in Mexico who have retained this habit in the US. I assume it's because plumbing in many areas can't handle TP.

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Just ball up some toilet paper and wet it in the sink and wipe yer as with that. Why has so few people figured this trick out?


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ima Trooper] * 1
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Been ghostwiping since I started doing Keto in January.

But yeah we have those wipes in the house for the kids. When I do use them they go in the trash and not in the toilet


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Tripsurfer]
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I dont know why people think they need these store bought moist wipes instead of wetting a ball toilet paper in their sink. Is that too gross? Or is there some scientific reason beyond your paygrade of understanding that requires store bought wipes?


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: trees]
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Porta potties don't have sinks


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Shroomslip]
    #26055797 -

I almost stopped using paper products to clean my ass, besides a couple sheets to knock off any danglers, I swing my ass right on over to a bathtub and wipe with hot water and my hand and dry with a designated dish rag.

:creepylurker:


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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: trees]
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trees said:
I dont know why people think they need these store bought moist wipes instead of wetting a ball toilet paper in their sink. Is that too gross? Or is there some scientific reason beyond your paygrade of understanding that requires store bought wipes?


Well one of the reasons why wipes work so much better is apparently their downfall: they don't disintegrate when wet, like toilet paper. Toilet paper falls apart too easily when it's wet, leaving you with bits of TP on your butt. Better than poop, I'll give you that, but still kinda gross.


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: HamHead]
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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: ichugwindex]
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Asante, I don’t think we should have any sympathy and should celebrate the deaths of antivax/antimask activists. They are responsible for far more American deaths than al Qaeda ever was. Every time one of them dies ther movement of death is weakened.ut[/quote]

[quote]koods said:
Chasing variants with vaccines is a dumb idea[/quote]

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ole Field Trashe]
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Ahab McBathsalts said:
Ima Trooper said:
Ahab McBathsalts said:
Or just throw them in the trash after you wipe?


Because they have poop on them? The whole point of a toilet is that everything that smells like poop leaves the room.


Ever been to Mexico? They just leave a bin full of used shit tickets in the stalls. Weird times.


They do on some of the Greek islands too. I went to Crete one year, its because the waste pipes are too narrow.


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Bumholio]
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I try to eat healthy. But i still need the wipes and i use them religiously. I also have a squat stool that makes you shit like a chinese person so your shit slides right out.

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: NOUS333]
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My buttslave licks me clean, but not STAL.


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: HamHead]
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HamHead said:
I almost stopped using paper products to clean my ass, besides a couple sheets to knock off any danglers, I swing my ass right on over to a bathtub and wipe with hot water and my hand and dry with a designated dish rag.

:creepylurker:


Sounds gross. And no soap. Ewwww.


I just use TP and then take a shower afterwards. Works great and no need to buy more stuff!

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Lophosaurus]
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I steal wipes from my child's stash. I just throw them in the bin and dump the bin every time :shrug:


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Lophosaurus]
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I also take a shower immediately afterwards whenever possible.

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: psi] * 1
    #26056049 -

psi said:
I also take a shower immediately afterwards whenever possible.


You're one of those guys who sweats when he shits, huh?


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: GrimTroll]
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I mean I take a shower and wash my ass, not necessary my entire body unless I was due for a shower anyway.

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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: psi]
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:loldongs: oh. k


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: GrimTroll]
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GrimTroll said:
psi said:
I also take a shower immediately afterwards whenever possible.


You're one of those guys who sweats when he shits, huh?


Yeah, SO?

:lolsy:

What's that area right about an anus that sort of cups inwards called?

That part of me sweats when I shit. Makes TP get wet and roll, no good.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/

Edited by HamHead (06/16/19 08:01 PM)

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Re: "Flushable" wipes [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #26056490 -

Tripsurfer said:
Been ghostwiping since I started doing Keto in January.

But yeah we have those wipes in the house for the kids. When I do use them they go in the trash and not in the toilet


"Ghostwiping"? :awelol:

That is too funny man. Well done sir.

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Re: "Flushable" wipes [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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I throw my shit wipes in the trash

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Re: "Flushable" wipes [Re: cannabinated]
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Pro Tip; Flushable wipes are must haves for festivals.


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Re: "Flushable" wipes [Re: SARAtonin]
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Noted :takingnotes:

Especially at the desert festivals. Its so flippin dry everywhere.

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Re: "Flushable" wipes [Re: SARAtonin]
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SARAtonin said:
Pro Tip; Flushable wipes are must haves for festivals.


Do porta potties flush?

News to me.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/

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Re: "Flushable" wipes [Re: HamHead]
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Shit > Wipe > Shower


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Re: "Flushable" wipes [Re: DustyBottoms] * 1
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DustyBottoms said:
Shit > Wipe > Shower



That math does not add up.


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Re: "Flushable" wipes [Re: DustyBottoms]
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Since we are being honest here. When Im about to shower anyway I dont even wipe :cool:


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Re: "Flushable" wipes [Re: Tripsurfer]
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90%+ of my defecating happens in the morning right before I shower. 

Seems like there are some messy shitters on the shroomery


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Ima Trooper said:
If you're not using flushable wipes after you poop, you're walking around with a poopy butt. This is just public service announcement brought to you by Charmin FreshMates™. Seriously, these have changed my life for the better, and I highly recommend.




:youthemandawg:


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Re: Flushable wipes [Re: Ima Trooper]
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HA! Should have titled it
"Ima trooper says flush-wipe your pooper!:nursemaryjane:


Also ghost wiping= "A clean drop".


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Edited by tyrannicalrex (06/17/19 11:51 AM)

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Re: "Flushable" wipes [Re: HamHead]
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HamHead said:
SARAtonin said:
Pro Tip; Flushable wipes are must haves for festivals.


Do porta potties flush?

News to me.


Nope, no flushing at the festivals I go to. But disposable aka "flushable" wet naps are very handy at outdoor festivals.

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