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Pretty sure I got mono from
    #26046711 - 06/11/19 07:49 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Drinking out of the office water fountain.


What's the stupidest way you've caught an infectious illness?


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #26046715 - 06/11/19 07:52 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

One time at a rave, a lady offered me a water bottle she was drinking from. About a week later, i got sick. Not sure if it was the water but that was sure a dumb move.


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #26046716 - 06/11/19 07:52 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

:|

That’s terrifying.


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 3
    #26046728 - 06/11/19 07:55 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I haven't.  I am immune to all illness because I am a god, just one of the many perks of selling your soul to the dark lord I guess.:shrug:


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: Jewstress]
    #26046731 - 06/11/19 07:56 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
One time at a rave, a lady offered me a water bottle she was drinking from. About a week later, i got sick. Not sure if it was the water but that was sure a dumb move.



I'm expecting a lot of stories like these and peace pipe circles.

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:|

That’s terrifying.




If people just bloody stayed home when they were sick :crankey:


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #26046753 - 06/11/19 08:03 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I never got anything.

But the only time I sent my daughter to daycare was a month long endeavor...


She was potty trained really young (8 months) but was two when she went to daycare. They didn’t watch her wipe and within a week she got an e. Coli infection.

Finally get her better from that and three days later there is a pink eye outbreak!

Needless to say I quit my job as a TSS and I’m too terrified to go back to full time work until my kids are in regular education school :|.


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: Jewstress]
    #26046816 - 06/11/19 08:33 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I don't know of any way in particular I got sick, well like germ wise anyways. I've drank myself sick plenty.


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: Jewstress]
    #26046862 - 06/11/19 08:58 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

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Jewstress said:
I never got anything.

But the only time I sent my daughter to daycare was a month long endeavor...


She was potty trained really young (8 months) but was two when she went to daycare. They didn’t watch her wipe and within a week she got an e. Coli infection.

Finally get her better from that and three days later there is a pink eye outbreak!

Needless to say I quit my job as a TSS and I’m too terrified to go back to full time work until my kids are in regular education school :|.



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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: Tonydanzawillpay] * 2
    #26046878 - 06/11/19 09:07 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Actually I take it back, I ate some crab cakes once that had obviously been in the fridge too long but I ate them anyways.

Never. Fucking. Again.


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: Shroomslip]
    #26046949 - 06/11/19 09:49 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I was very happy to find out that they had a cure for chlamydia


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 3
    #26047126 - 06/12/19 12:14 AM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I smoked weed after not smoking in a long while, never again.  I feel a billion times better without smoking, but my lungs have felt like shit since then and I have been coughing up funk.  I never thought I would say this, but I don't feel like I will be partaking in THC products, I like stimulation over feeling like a baked zombie, I wanna be up and moving, dancing, yeah, yeah, yeah!!!

I felt like the weed fucked my feel-good receptors up in a way I didn't like.


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: Lucis] * 2
    #26047134 - 06/12/19 12:21 AM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I got mono sharing a joint with a bunch of dirtbags, sickest I have ever been. I became anti sharing after that, you could get TB or herpes or monkey pox god knows what from a shared joint. At least weed is legal now and no one is desperate to get in on a doobie anymore


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: viraldrome]
    #26047139 - 06/12/19 12:28 AM (4 years, 7 months ago)

You might even catch a viral drome


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: viraldrome]
    #26047143 - 06/12/19 12:32 AM (4 years, 7 months ago)

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I got mono sharing a joint with a bunch of dirtbags, sickest I have ever been. I became anti sharing after that, you could get TB or herpes or monkey pox god knows what from a shared joint. At least weed is legal now and no one is desperate to get in on a doobie anymore




I didn't smoke with anyone.


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: viraldrome]
    #26047181 - 06/12/19 01:39 AM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Geeze. Thats freaky. Ive shared joints at concerts, that didnt even cross my mind as a potential issue. Yikes. :eek:


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #26047242 - 06/12/19 03:02 AM (4 years, 7 months ago)

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One time at a rave, a lady offered me a water bottle she was drinking from. About a week later, i got sick. Not sure if it was the water but that was sure a dumb move.



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Geeze. Thats freaky. Ive shared joints at concerts, that didnt even cross my mind as a potential issue. Yikes. :eek:



There's a balance to be had while navigating through the many recurring elements that can be attributed to the rave experience in general. Pausing for a second to make an attempt at an objective judgement call regarding anything questionable or just relatively new helps to sort of condition your body a bit to just naturally start gliding past the 'gravity wells' to be like neo in the matrix. Only instead of bullets you dodge drama and clowns.

Waterbottles tho.. rave cryptonite.. out of all the ones left laying and sitting around, most are probably perfectly fine, but you only gotta get dat radioactivealienhyperaids once before the brief moment of having the best tasting sip of what was probably water filled from the faucet turn into the embodiment if regret. theres no need to spaz too much about some joint tho imo. First of all, even a bit of superficial wiping/quick pass with lighter for a quick second before hitting Anything rolled or packed aint something that's ever out of place imo. Most people see too good for that, but thats just insecurity making calls for them. One extra lighter flick could be the difference between some annoying lingering flu, radioactivealienhyperaids, and could apparently save you 15% or more in car insurance.. The kind you have to get on Mars for your rover.. cuz your dumbass hit too many rankasspipes  and became patient 0 of a global pandemic that nearly wiped out the human race in the year 2088.

Once an antidote was synthesized from your blood, you were still a carrier and were given the choice of either lethal injection or pioneering new horizonz on a red rock with no raves. Thus, after several suicide attempts by attempting to overdose on Mars candy bars, you find your calling in establishing the first martian rave/annual festival in hopes that it word of it will eventually reach ears of foxy alien bitches from distant parts of many galaxies.

Future start to look a little brighter. Not only due to the gradual increase in diameter and energy density of our Sun, but in the comforting thoughts of your imminent intergalactic space orgy along with the hopes of the off-change it that it doesn't also result in your untimely demise through suffocation within a heap of tentacles and ventricles.


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: cannabinated]
    #26047255 - 06/12/19 03:18 AM (4 years, 7 months ago)

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You might even catch a viral drome




That is curable


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: The_Ghost]
    #26047264 - 06/12/19 03:34 AM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Whoa :mindblown:

I gotta get to your Level. That was a journery! :eek:


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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26047420 - 06/12/19 06:20 AM (4 years, 7 months ago)

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Whoa :mindblown:

I gotta get to your Level. That was a journery! :eek:



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Re: Pretty sure I got mono from [Re: viraldrome]
    #26047902 - 06/12/19 11:25 AM (4 years, 7 months ago)

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I got mono sharing a joint with a bunch of dirtbags, sickest I have ever been. I became anti sharing after that, you could get TB or herpes or monkey pox god knows what from a shared joint. At least weed is legal now and no one is desperate to get in on a doobie anymore




Old school cookie would have had no idea where she got mono with all the drinks and bowls and straws and joints she shared.

New school cookie is more germ conscience after a damn close call with herpes.

Never thought about people spreading their salvia over water fountains but with how out of it you are with mono I see how it can happen. Especially if it's centered in the throat. I've been sleeping for more than 12 hours a day only getting up to chug a bottle of water or to pee it out before immediately crashing again.

Trying to force myself to stay awake, say to go to work, has only resulting in crippling migraines.

Why anyone would want to go out while feeling like this is beyond me though. Then again they might have better drugs than I do.


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