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CypressRage
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I'm going to hell
#26003183 - 05/20/19 11:11 AM (4 years, 10 months ago) |
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So I was talking to this girl she looked sexy in her profile pictures (Fucking filters hiding the truth) we planned to meet up at the park I drove by and i saw her waiting and she was fat and real ugly. I kept driving and went home and blocked her on all profiles.
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mt cleverest
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better than me. same exact scenario but I decided to chill with her for a a couple hours out of the kindness of my heart.. gave her the wrong idea, got her hopes up then split when she went the bathroom
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morrowasted
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this is 2019 dude, spotting deceptive filters and angles is an essential skill
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Patlal
You ask too many questions
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Happened to me once. I still don't know what to do with the body...
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CypressRage
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Re: I'm going to hell [Re: Patlal]
#26003286 - 05/20/19 11:57 AM (4 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm like what the fuck! I'm going home and never coming back out.
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gopher
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you meet up with them anyways call them a fatty and give them the solution
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Raccoon
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Haha. Swipe left on girls with all Snapchat/Instagram filters and only head cleavage shots. That way you don't have to go to hell for ditching her. And you'll probably never get a match again, haha.
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Asante
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Quote:
CypressRage said: So I was talking to this girl she looked sexy in her profile pictures (Fucking filters hiding the truth) we planned to meet up at the park I drove by and i saw her waiting and she was fat and real ugly. I kept driving and went home and blocked her on all profiles.
Insecure girl was spared shallow rejection over her looks by a stealthy rollback.
That's another way to look at it
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stzacrack
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Nah dont feel bad, you did her a favor
Her feelings might be hurt, but fat people know theyre fat, they're not blind
I was 15 and i got tricked by myspace angles got dropped off by mom thinking this chick was skinny and hot like her pictures
She wasn't, it was gross, she offered to suck my dick but i just cant hook up with ugly chicks
If throw up in my mouth if I tried and I didnt want to hurt her feelings but wtf am i suppose to do she was nasty
Then a childhood friend went on to marry her and i guess she just pretended like we never met lol
Any way dont feel bad
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: I'm going to hell [Re: Asante] 2
#26003333 - 05/20/19 12:23 PM (4 years, 10 months ago) |
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should have smashed anyway
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Asante
Omnicyclion prophet
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Oh and eternal damnation in Hell is a religious scare tactic I don't subscribe to.
Not even the Devil stays in Hell forever, in the end he enters Heaven and this brings Creation to a close, until the next round.
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Bumholio
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Re: I'm going to hell [Re: Asante] 2
#26003522 - 05/20/19 01:09 PM (4 years, 10 months ago) |
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Op when he got to the park:
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PumpJackTeX
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Re: I'm going to hell [Re: Bumholio] 1
#26003549 - 05/20/19 01:14 PM (4 years, 10 months ago) |
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you create your own heaven & hell right here on Earth.
Im telling you the natural facts. For what it is worth.
you create your own heaven & hell right here on Earth
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PumpJackTeX
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Quote:
morrowasted said: this is 2019 dude, spotting deceptive filters and angles is an essential skill
*POF Profile Authenication Complete*
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eieio
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Reminds me of this one late night excursion to Wal-Mart. Came out and this, not entirely 'bad' looking female is waiting out front, kinda obviously waiting for something (it was like 2AM).
Not even sure how I said anything but she was like, "lol, I'm waiting for someone who was supposed to meet me!" and I was like, "good luck I need to get back home (and don't want STDs from someone who fucks strangers).
Point being, maybe she found her special someone anyways?
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RandyBobandy
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Re: I'm going to hell [Re: eieio]
#26004020 - 05/20/19 05:43 PM (4 years, 10 months ago) |
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This has happened to me a couple times. I meet up but after about 30 min I make up some bullshit excuse to leave and just completely ghost them from that moment on....I know I’m a dickhead
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Konyap
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Americans work too much and have kids too late.
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HamHead
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Re: I'm going to hell [Re: Konyap]
#26004058 - 05/20/19 05:58 PM (4 years, 10 months ago) |
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Reminds me of a Match.com date I went on when I was like 19.
I actually went on the date to see a movie. I found myself leaning away from her and when I walked her to her car, she said "can I at least have a hug?".
Good for you OP.
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Antigov
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That’s cold bro, big girls need love too LOL!!!!!!
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CypressRage
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Re: I'm going to hell [Re: Antigov]
#26004070 - 05/20/19 06:03 PM (4 years, 10 months ago) |
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You're correct they need love but not by me. I had sex with a 275-pound girl once and I felt disgusted and promised myself, that I would never do that again.
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