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Mylz
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SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!?
#2599331 - 04/24/04 10:22 PM (20 years, 29 days ago) |
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I've got a fully colonized corn jar in my fridge (out of the jar now), that I've been saving for Monday, when I'm going to buy some substrate for a new bulk grow. Today, while I was at work, my mom stumbled upon it, and made a point to talk to me about it... What in hell kind of excuse can I tell her? PLZ help me... Any suggestions welcoma (other then telling the truth, which would royally buttfuck me.
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599339 - 04/24/04 10:24 PM (20 years, 29 days ago) |
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truth is the only way to salvation. 
I am moving this to somewhere other than mush cult.
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Mylz
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599348 - 04/24/04 10:28 PM (20 years, 29 days ago) |
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I'm not looking for salvation, I'm looking for the continuation of my growing projectz
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599357 - 04/24/04 10:31 PM (20 years, 29 days ago) |
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Tell her it's some kind of food.....it was in the fridge after all.
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Mylz
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599385 - 04/24/04 10:38 PM (20 years, 29 days ago) |
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It's a very large cylindrical (8-10 cm diameter, 10-20 cm height) block of mycelium-infected popcorn... Not sure what I could say it was...
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599444 - 04/24/04 10:57 PM (20 years, 29 days ago) |
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Make something up....call it wonderous delicacy from a far off land. Just hope she dosn't want to try it, or watch you try it.
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#2599636 - 04/24/04 11:56 PM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Edited by Anonymous (02/03/13 01:30 PM)
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Mylz
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#2599795 - 04/25/04 12:57 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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LoL... On second thought... The truth is always the best answer... "Honey, do you know what this weird white moldy stuff growing in the fridge is?" "Yeah, mom. It's mycellium." LoL, I'll just be truthful and tell her it's a micro-organism that I decided to take up developing because it's umm... Difficult to do
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599838 - 04/25/04 01:18 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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wow....
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599881 - 04/25/04 01:39 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Tell her it's tempeh, which looks alot like a shroomy cake
"Tempeh is a fermented food made by the controlled fermentation of cooked soybeans with a Rhizopus mold"
www.tempeh.info
just say it went wrong so you can't eat it.
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: MetaShroom]
#2600126 - 04/25/04 04:31 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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your a cock doing this in your mothers house without her knowing. my mother knows mushrooms grow wildly in my room on there own ! and she doesnt bother but saying that im not 12! and i live in the uk so its not illegal until they are dried, frozen or preped for eating. which i dont do in my mothers house. rofl if you tell her the truth it will save her calling you a liar and finding out anyway !
what a moron you are posting on this board your just asking to be flamed KiD!!!!! your not going to get advice on how to lie to your mother and possible get you both in jail YOU CLOWN!!!!
end of rant
Later NoG
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2600156 - 04/25/04 05:22 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Only an idiot grows in mom and dads house.
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Thats what im saying your putting your mom in a very sticky legal sitiuation if things where to ever go wrong. Try to talk your way out of it then dont do it agian till your a responsable adult living on your own.
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Quote:
luvdemshrooms said: Only an idiot grows in mom and dads house.
Damn,you said it before I got a chance!
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Mylz
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: doc34]
#2600551 - 04/25/04 10:10 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Meh... My mom already said I could grow shroomz a while ago... She just wanted me to wait 'til I got more equipment and whatnot. For all of your personal satisfactions I'll tell her the truth, and stop growing if she protests to it. Anybody knowledgable on Canada's shroom lawz?
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2600776 - 04/25/04 11:42 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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What is a "lawZ"?
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Mylz
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: rmlobvx]
#2600808 - 04/25/04 11:52 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
rmlobvx said: What is a "lawZ"?
My sincerest apology for not using 100% perfect grammar and spelling. In the future, I will make a strong effort to ensure that my grammar, punctuation and spelling are kept perfect. The "lawZ" I was asking if anybody knew about were Canada's policies/laws on mushrooms. Now that the spelling has been corrected, do you know what they are?
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2600937 - 04/25/04 12:28 PM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Canada's deal is the same as the UK. All good till dried, the big brother wants yer ass. I have only heard of one bust in Vancouver over the last 18 months. It was a house that was going hardcore with the growing. Still only really a slap on the wrist. Cops are after all the commercial grow ops here.
And if yer mom said it was all good before, then whut the hell are you werried about. And guys, if you have a problem with my spelling, too bad. If yer in Canada growing shrooms, you can just sit back and relax, no one gives a shit. Just don't be obvious about it.
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2601092 - 04/25/04 12:58 PM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Science project!!!!
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2601199 - 04/25/04 01:27 PM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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1. tell her that it is mycelial tissue from an illegal psychoactive species of mushroom. 2. apologize for growing it in her house. 3. stop growing mushrooms in her house if she doesn't want you to.
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: ]
#2601517 - 04/25/04 03:14 PM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Tell her i was a failed sicence experment and look some out door teks and put it in your garden or sumthing.
Thats what i would do if i was in your shoes.
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: ]
#2601553 - 04/25/04 03:30 PM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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when i was like 15 or 16 a friend and i made pf style jars right in my kitchen with my moms assistance i told her it was a science project
never once did she question it, until like 2-3 years later she found the same stuff, Im like its a project Ive been working on for 4 years mom, duh 
And then there was the time i gave her a weed cookie, big mistake
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: hairs]
#2601562 - 04/25/04 03:34 PM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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My first grow was in my dad's apartment right after my parents split up. I never knew my dad was so cool, but he funded the whole project and assisted in the consumption of the results
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Mylz
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: rmlobvx]
#2602228 - 04/25/04 07:47 PM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Well... My mom also noticed the 4 big shroom caps laid out on some paper in my room to collect prints, and didn't care. She neglected to even ask me about the mycellial block she found in the fridge, and left it there to boot! So basically she knows I'm growin' mushrooms now and couldnt seem to care less.
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2602720 - 04/25/04 09:45 PM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Mothers are excellant at deluding themselves to the obvious when it comes to their children. I would make sure, just in case, if I were you.
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2613544 - 04/28/04 09:36 PM (20 years, 25 days ago) |
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Quote:
Mylz said: Meh... My mom already said I could grow shroomz a while ago... She just wanted me to wait 'til I got more equipment and whatnot. For all of your personal satisfactions I'll tell her the truth, and stop growing if she protests to it. Anybody knowledgable on Canada's shroom lawz?
BS
well, i've lied to my parents about drugs before and i got out of it. i don't know how much they believed "i'm holding it for a friend" but i got out of it just fine.
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