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Mylz
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SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!?
#2599331 - 04/24/04 10:22 PM (20 years, 29 days ago) |
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I've got a fully colonized corn jar in my fridge (out of the jar now), that I've been saving for Monday, when I'm going to buy some substrate for a new bulk grow. Today, while I was at work, my mom stumbled upon it, and made a point to talk to me about it... What in hell kind of excuse can I tell her? PLZ help me... Any suggestions welcoma (other then telling the truth, which would royally buttfuck me.
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599339 - 04/24/04 10:24 PM (20 years, 29 days ago) |
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truth is the only way to salvation. 
I am moving this to somewhere other than mush cult.
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Mylz
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599348 - 04/24/04 10:28 PM (20 years, 29 days ago) |
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I'm not looking for salvation, I'm looking for the continuation of my growing projectz
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ChiefThunderbong
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599357 - 04/24/04 10:31 PM (20 years, 29 days ago) |
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Tell her it's some kind of food.....it was in the fridge after all.
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Mylz
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599385 - 04/24/04 10:38 PM (20 years, 29 days ago) |
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It's a very large cylindrical (8-10 cm diameter, 10-20 cm height) block of mycelium-infected popcorn... Not sure what I could say it was...
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ChiefThunderbong
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599444 - 04/24/04 10:57 PM (20 years, 29 days ago) |
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Make something up....call it wonderous delicacy from a far off land. Just hope she dosn't want to try it, or watch you try it.
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. [Re: Mylz]
#2599636 - 04/24/04 11:56 PM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Edited by Anonymous (02/03/13 01:30 PM)
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Mylz
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#2599795 - 04/25/04 12:57 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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LoL... On second thought... The truth is always the best answer... "Honey, do you know what this weird white moldy stuff growing in the fridge is?" "Yeah, mom. It's mycellium." LoL, I'll just be truthful and tell her it's a micro-organism that I decided to take up developing because it's umm... Difficult to do
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599838 - 04/25/04 01:18 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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wow....
-------------------- "Burnin', I feel a burnin' in my stomach I wanna' know if I'm a gonna make it If I don't just spread my ashes If I do just spread your mind" ~~~~~~PRIMUS~~~~~~
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2599881 - 04/25/04 01:39 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Tell her it's tempeh, which looks alot like a shroomy cake
"Tempeh is a fermented food made by the controlled fermentation of cooked soybeans with a Rhizopus mold"
www.tempeh.info
just say it went wrong so you can't eat it.
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: MetaShroom]
#2600126 - 04/25/04 04:31 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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your a cock doing this in your mothers house without her knowing. my mother knows mushrooms grow wildly in my room on there own ! and she doesnt bother but saying that im not 12! and i live in the uk so its not illegal until they are dried, frozen or preped for eating. which i dont do in my mothers house. rofl if you tell her the truth it will save her calling you a liar and finding out anyway !
what a moron you are posting on this board your just asking to be flamed KiD!!!!! your not going to get advice on how to lie to your mother and possible get you both in jail YOU CLOWN!!!!
end of rant
Later NoG
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2600156 - 04/25/04 05:22 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Only an idiot grows in mom and dads house.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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Thats what im saying your putting your mom in a very sticky legal sitiuation if things where to ever go wrong. Try to talk your way out of it then dont do it agian till your a responsable adult living on your own.
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Quote:
luvdemshrooms said: Only an idiot grows in mom and dads house.
Damn,you said it before I got a chance!
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Mylz
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: doc34]
#2600551 - 04/25/04 10:10 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Meh... My mom already said I could grow shroomz a while ago... She just wanted me to wait 'til I got more equipment and whatnot. For all of your personal satisfactions I'll tell her the truth, and stop growing if she protests to it. Anybody knowledgable on Canada's shroom lawz?
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2600776 - 04/25/04 11:42 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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What is a "lawZ"?
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Mylz
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: rmlobvx]
#2600808 - 04/25/04 11:52 AM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
rmlobvx said: What is a "lawZ"?
My sincerest apology for not using 100% perfect grammar and spelling. In the future, I will make a strong effort to ensure that my grammar, punctuation and spelling are kept perfect. The "lawZ" I was asking if anybody knew about were Canada's policies/laws on mushrooms. Now that the spelling has been corrected, do you know what they are?
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2600937 - 04/25/04 12:28 PM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Canada's deal is the same as the UK. All good till dried, the big brother wants yer ass. I have only heard of one bust in Vancouver over the last 18 months. It was a house that was going hardcore with the growing. Still only really a slap on the wrist. Cops are after all the commercial grow ops here.
And if yer mom said it was all good before, then whut the hell are you werried about. And guys, if you have a problem with my spelling, too bad. If yer in Canada growing shrooms, you can just sit back and relax, no one gives a shit. Just don't be obvious about it.
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2601092 - 04/25/04 12:58 PM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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Science project!!!!
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Re: SHIT!!! Advice plz?!?!?!? [Re: Mylz]
#2601199 - 04/25/04 01:27 PM (20 years, 28 days ago) |
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1. tell her that it is mycelial tissue from an illegal psychoactive species of mushroom. 2. apologize for growing it in her house. 3. stop growing mushrooms in her house if she doesn't want you to.
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