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OfflineSmitty
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Growing mushrooms in prison * 1
    #25947753 - 04/21/19 03:15 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Dashit would be slick af. Cop some rice from the comessary. Get a job in da kitchen and get dat water and a pot and start water wippin. Have a nigwa smugle in 4 jars and some iso and a big ass spore syringe up dey ass. Wipe dashit clean and inoculate dat bihhhh. Then bury it dem shits on da yard and piss on em every day at recess.

Den u is funna be prison trappin. Funna make a huna bans before u get out doe.

Edited by Smitty (04/21/19 03:22 PM)

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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Smitty]
    #25947760 - 04/21/19 03:23 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

I'm sure its possible.  I drank some killer moonshine in the joint.  They distilled it in the ceiling lights

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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Zero Nowhere]
    #25947765 - 04/21/19 03:28 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

snoop aproves
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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Zero Nowhere] * 1
    #25947768 - 04/21/19 03:28 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

This is retarded.


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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Alchemycologist]
    #25947773 - 04/21/19 03:31 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Its real

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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Zero Nowhere] * 1
    #25947782 - 04/21/19 03:43 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

My head hurts just reading that paragraph...:whatthetrek:


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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Mr. Funguy] * 3
    #25947785 - 04/21/19 03:46 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Tripping in a prison sounds terrible lol.


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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Vibe_Enthusiast]
    #25947807 - 04/21/19 04:00 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah I dont know if I'd like it. But I know some who would

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OfflineMike O.Rrhizal
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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Zero Nowhere]
    #25947825 - 04/21/19 04:12 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Tripping in prison sounds like hell to me.

Heres a story of someone who tried: https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/9bgg7y/lsd-in-prison-111


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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Mike O.Rrhizal]
    #25947836 - 04/21/19 04:22 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Das LSD doe... LSD lasts 10 hours while mushrooms is only a few hours. All u gotta do is take dem shits after lights out and you set till da morning.

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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Smitty]
    #25947888 - 04/21/19 04:57 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

I've thought about it at length before and I'm pretty sure it can be done.
I probably wouldn't eat any though. Use them to barter and to gain the
respect of a king while inside!

Tripping in jail would be terrible:lol:


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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: natedawgnow]
    #25947898 - 04/21/19 05:03 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Spore print mailed in a letter, save old sauce jars in the kitchen,
use pillow stuffing for a filtered lid, make brf paste agar minus the agar,
use the oven tek to inoculate and let it go to fruit invitro.

For bulk grows I'd ask a buddy in rec or somethin to score some verm
and make pf cakes then spawn them to a patch somewhere in the yard


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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: natedawgnow]
    #25947902 - 04/21/19 05:06 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Never been to prison hell I think the last time I talked with police was probably 10 years ago, but I think it would be pretty difficult to grow in prison, if not impossible.


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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: MH5109]
    #25947937 - 04/21/19 05:25 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

You could definitely do it in a minimum security prison.


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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: staytrippy420]
    #25947985 - 04/21/19 06:07 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

:freshwtf:


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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Smitty]
    #25957756 - 04/26/19 08:36 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

If you ate spores before you came in and shit in the corner maybe it would grow something. I’m sure your cellie wouldn’t be happy.

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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Palmer1997]
    #25957792 - 04/26/19 08:58 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

I've heard of laying meth like L and bringing it in on bday cards

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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Failboat] * 1
    #25957870 - 04/26/19 09:50 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Trust me it can be done lmao... shit when I did my first bid we had PSPs lbs and I means lbs of weed, coke, black. Meth, real liquor .. the prison we were at wasnt even supposed to be operating as it was ... it was supposed to be a d.u.i only yard and we had everything from murders to grape thieves (yes someone got 6 months in prison for stealing grapes from walmrt) .. shit we paid the cops 500 an ounce on top of the minimum yard dudes bringing shit in from their outside jobs..


It was setup so funny the higher yards could ask to goto the library put on a disguise and goto the minimum and put in work lmao ..


This kid had a speaker on his TV (they make you wear headphones and no speaker) well back then the chirp phones were just coming out and a commercial went on and a cop was walking.. anyway got the whole pod searched they found 7 cell phones 3 PSP 14 ounces of tar 3lbs of weed and a bunch of condoms ..

Shit there was more officers being turned over then inmates girls fucking dudes dudes fucking dudes bringing dope all that .. it was a pretty live yard Haha..


There was even a dog training program and the dudes had their own service animals own cell with a kennel

But the kitchen they have everything for our ingredients well for brf .. most places have a garden so perlite wouldnt be an issue at all but as star trippy said it would only be possible on a lower security ..


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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Boogieman47]
    #25957906 - 04/26/19 10:18 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Boogieman47 said:
Trust me it can be done lmao... shit when I did my first bid we had PSPs lbs and I means lbs of weed, coke, black. Meth, real liquor .. the prison we were at wasnt even supposed to be operating as it was ... it was supposed to be a d.u.i only yard and we had everything from murders to grape thieves (yes someone got 6 months in prison for stealing grapes from walmrt) .. shit we paid the cops 500 an ounce on top of the minimum yard dudes bringing shit in from their outside jobs..


It was setup so funny the higher yards could ask to goto the library put on a disguise and goto the minimum and put in work lmao ..


This kid had a speaker on his TV (they make you wear headphones and no speaker) well back then the chirp phones were just coming out and a commercial went on and a cop was walking.. anyway got the whole pod searched they found 7 cell phones 3 PSP 14 ounces of tar 3lbs of weed and a bunch of condoms ..

Shit there was more officers being turned over then inmates girls fucking dudes dudes fucking dudes bringing dope all that .. it was a pretty live yard Haha..


There was even a dog training program and the dudes had their own service animals own cell with a kennel

But the kitchen they have everything for our ingredients well for brf .. most places have a garden so perlite wouldnt be an issue at all but as star trippy said it would only be possible on a lower security ..





Tent city?

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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Smitty] * 1
    #25957908 - 04/26/19 10:19 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Smitty said:
Das LSD doe... LSD lasts 10 hours while mushrooms is only a few hours. All u gotta do is take dem shits after lights out and you set till da morning.




Who talks like this? Seriously, this sounds like a racist parody.

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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: hamonz]
    #25957918 - 04/26/19 10:22 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

hamonz said:
Quote:

Boogieman47 said:
Trust me it can be done lmao... shit when I did my first bid we had PSPs lbs and I means lbs of weed, coke, black. Meth, real liquor .. the prison we were at wasnt even supposed to be operating as it was ... it was supposed to be a d.u.i only yard and we had everything from murders to grape thieves (yes someone got 6 months in prison for stealing grapes from walmrt) .. shit we paid the cops 500 an ounce on top of the minimum yard dudes bringing shit in from their outside jobs..


It was setup so funny the higher yards could ask to goto the library put on a disguise and goto the minimum and put in work lmao ..


This kid had a speaker on his TV (they make you wear headphones and no speaker) well back then the chirp phones were just coming out and a commercial went on and a cop was walking.. anyway got the whole pod searched they found 7 cell phones 3 PSP 14 ounces of tar 3lbs of weed and a bunch of condoms ..

Shit there was more officers being turned over then inmates girls fucking dudes dudes fucking dudes bringing dope all that .. it was a pretty live yard Haha..


There was even a dog training program and the dudes had their own service animals own cell with a kennel

But the kitchen they have everything for our ingredients well for brf .. most places have a garden so perlite wouldnt be an issue at all but as star trippy said it would only be possible on a lower security ..





Tent city?



Haha no I was in prison but I know about the tents


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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Durgin] * 2
    #25957950 - 04/26/19 10:36 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Durgin said:
Quote:

Smitty said:
Das LSD doe... LSD lasts 10 hours while mushrooms is only a few hours. All u gotta do is take dem shits after lights out and you set till da morning.




Who talks like this? Seriously, this sounds like a racist parody.



das a fade bruh

dis how i talk
if u got a prollem
u finna get skwapped

u dont want no smoke

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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Smitty]
    #25957965 - 04/26/19 10:47 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

This just feels wrong...

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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Smitty]
    #25957966 - 04/26/19 10:47 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

:rofl:

this thread is great.

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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: mushboy]
    #25958224 - 04/27/19 04:30 AM (5 years, 8 months ago)

I picked pan cinctilus in prison. No bullshit, the prison has horses for mounted work bosses. I was in good with one of the work bosses and showed him what they were.

Picked a bunch just because I guess. Didn't eat any because tripping in prison would be a nightmare in my opinion.

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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Subfinder]
    #25958345 - 04/27/19 06:38 AM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Y'all forgetting pasty's grow on jizz towels?  :rofl2:  Imagine there is a surplus of those in jail.  If you can get in the kitchen to "sterilize" you are set.

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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: mushboy]
    #25958364 - 04/27/19 06:50 AM (5 years, 8 months ago)

:ytho:  :chuckback:  :whattefuck2:


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Re: Growing mushrooms in prison [Re: Smitty] * 1
    #25958391 - 04/27/19 06:50 AM (5 years, 8 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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Troll trash.

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