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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #25917367 - 04/05/19 01:18 PM (3 months, 9 days ago)

One time i saw Daniel Tosh live. Sometimes he would forget the punchline or his material, and he would make that fart sound with his mouth. No one laughed but i thought it was pretty funny.


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 6
    #25933714 - 04/14/19 10:09 AM (3 months, 22 hours ago)

Did a set in front of a sold out crowd at laughing skull im Atlanta and killed, video coming soon


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #25933726 - 04/14/19 10:21 AM (3 months, 22 hours ago)

Nice dude!

How long was your set? Did u get applause at the end?


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #25933748 - 04/14/19 10:39 AM (3 months, 21 hours ago)

Fkin nice man. Did you get any offers for more work after the show? I bet the higher ups hang out at these shows to scout out the next best comics


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #25933802 - 04/14/19 11:19 AM (3 months, 21 hours ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
video coming soon




:waitingpatiently:


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: psi] * 3
    #25933813 - 04/14/19 11:27 AM (3 months, 21 hours ago)

It's like 700mb I'm trying to figure out a way to compress it without it looking like someone recorded it with a Gameboy color


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #25933834 - 04/14/19 11:35 AM (3 months, 20 hours ago)

Just yanking your chain a bit, looking forward to the vid.


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: psi]
    #25933838 - 04/14/19 11:37 AM (3 months, 20 hours ago)

Haha im more frustrated than anything. Google drive is pissing me off.


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #25933843 - 04/14/19 11:40 AM (3 months, 20 hours ago)

Maybe you could post it on youtube. I think they may handle all the recompression stuff for you.


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: psi] * 5
    #25933857 - 04/14/19 11:47 AM (3 months, 20 hours ago)

On second thought I might just pull a patlal on this one

:canthelpbutlaugh:

Video coming soon guys!!!!!


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #25933858 - 04/14/19 11:48 AM (3 months, 20 hours ago)

Oh shit...

Video TBA.


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #25933862 - 04/14/19 11:48 AM (3 months, 20 hours ago)

:yay:


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: trees] * 14
    #25936206 - 04/15/19 03:38 PM (2 months, 30 days ago)

Hey guys. Still trying to figure out YouTube's neural network algorithms and have been having a hard time uploading the video. Any YouTube experts in this thread?



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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #25936276 - 04/15/19 04:09 PM (2 months, 30 days ago)

Every 12 year old girl knows how to upload a video to YouTube.

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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #25936279 - 04/15/19 04:11 PM (2 months, 30 days ago)

"Your browser does not currently recognize any of the video formats available"

What? Thats a first.


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 5
    #25936298 - 04/15/19 04:18 PM (2 months, 30 days ago)

Killed it..:highfive::leocheers::crankey:


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Chakanooga] * 1
    #25936310 - 04/15/19 04:21 PM (2 months, 30 days ago)

Quote:

Chakanooga said:
"Your browser does not currently recognize any of the video formats available"

What? Thats a first.



It's an mp4 I didn't think it was a problem. Any time someone complains about something not downloading fast enough I just  assume they're poor.


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #25936314 - 04/15/19 04:24 PM (2 months, 30 days ago)

You uploaded a video thats html5. Mobile doesnt load html5. I had to get on my laptop to run it.
malcolm the bit that made me lmao was fuck tom cruise and fuck Scientology, a lot of the other content felt more like a conversation that jokes, pause between bits. The crowd loved you, ily, keep on keepin on.


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Chakanooga] * 5
    #25936336 - 04/15/19 04:35 PM (2 months, 30 days ago)

Yeah dude I was nervous as fuck. I think as I get more comfortable the pauses will be more natural. A few stutters too. But considering I wrote most of that in the same week it'll get cleaner


Edit: certain parts had second jokes but I blanked too hard and coikdnt transition smoothly


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Re: I'm doing stand up comedy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #25936346 - 04/15/19 04:40 PM (2 months, 30 days ago)

That was awesome man. You didnt even seem that nervous. Well done man :yesnod:

Takes some guts to do that in front of such a big crowd. U got this :thumbup:

Definitely looking forward to more dr00g jokes :awehigh:


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