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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#25985496 - 05/11/19 07:00 AM (5 years, 9 days ago) |
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I nominate this thread for cringiest of 2019
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#25985607 - 05/11/19 08:59 AM (5 years, 9 days ago) |
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Amanita86 said: Maybe this is karma we just witnessed swing through and hit that other dude in the car and our very own lifeiswhatyou’s whole part in this was to learn not to be a dick.
Absolutely. He's really learned from all this hasn't he?
Never a more pathetic human have I seen in this community.
End of story. Let him go on his merry way. Life'll take care of men like him.
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: NothingsChanged]
#25988258 - 05/12/19 03:04 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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NothingsChanged said: Recently someone called the cops on me, A year later ive beaten the case but lost My home, 2 trucks, 3 buildings of tools and small equipment,1000's of dollars,1oo's of probation,court dates,drug tests, evaluations,classes, several nights in jail, bail money,Clients,work accounts. Now i live in a shitty basement trying to rebuild my empire all over a fucking bull shit phone call and alligation. Even if your innocent the system will suck you in and suck you dry. So fuck you and your fucking cop calling over some petty shit.
Amen
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Tripsten]
#25988277 - 05/12/19 03:18 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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Tripsten said: Holy cringe, just what the hell is going on in here
I know right? A bunch of people in this thread have their jimmies rustled to the extreme. It's comical.
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: ballsalsa]
#25988290 - 05/12/19 03:23 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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ballsalsa said: honestly, its a pretty weak case. Nobody was injured. There was 1 witness who may or may not have seen every moment of the altercation. If I were the guy, I would just claim that lifeiswhateverthefuck hit my car and i got out to give him a piece of my mind during which time he pushed me or otherwise made me credibly fear imminent harm so i slapped him and threw my something or another as my first instinct to escape the dangerous situation.
That argument will not hold up in court, I'm afraid. Why? Because the guy fled the scene before the cops arrived. Therefore, his story means nothing because he obviously ran from something wrong he did.
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#25988293 - 05/12/19 03:25 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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or from a dangerous situation. didn't you say earlier that you lift weights and could have kicked his ass?
Did you have some tangible evidence that you haven't yet mentioned that you plan to bring to court with you?
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: ballsalsa]
#25988301 - 05/12/19 03:30 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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Anonymous #3 said:
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I didn't think the guy would be so upset after nearly nailing me with his car.
*leaving out the part where you swung your tote at the car I notice
I honestly think you're trolling to get people worked up over it as this point as you enjoy the attention. Just how I am sure you would have enjoyed being the victim when police showed up and then neglecting your instigation in this ordeal
How's that book comin' along? Have you made up the whole story yet or just the intro? Let me know if you need help with writing it because I was there and you weren't.
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ballsalsa said: or from a dangerous situation. didn't you say earlier that you lift weights and could have kicked his ass?
Did you have some tangible evidence that you haven't yet mentioned that you plan to bring to court with you?
yea I do lift weights and could have kicked his ass. He's lucky I didn't. Well, there is one witness who told the police they saw the guy hit me in the face. The police saw the chicken sandwich on the ground which supports my case. If the guy was trying to run away from a dangerous situation then why would he take the time to throw a chicken sandwich at me? Makes no sense.
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] 1
#25988304 - 05/12/19 03:34 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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In the theatre of combat you turn every item you have into a weapon.
Did he know you called the po po?
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#25988307 - 05/12/19 03:34 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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Sounds like a flimsy case of he said she said to me. If I was on a jury, I wouldn't convict based on the evidence you've presented. Of course, the guy might be a dipshit and just try to justify his actions instead of calling your story into question. I imagine he'll hire a lawyer though.
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#25988308 - 05/12/19 03:35 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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Cringe overload Help me !
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86]
#25988309 - 05/12/19 03:35 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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Yea I told him I'm calling the cops. He said he would wait. Then a few seconds later he changed his mind, probably because he knew he was fucked.
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#25988310 - 05/12/19 03:37 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#25988320 - 05/12/19 03:42 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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So they ID’d this guy well enough in their eyes to issue a warrant?
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86]
#25988340 - 05/12/19 03:53 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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ballsalsa said:

True, I'm just saying what happened. Either way I can prove the guy fled the scene.
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Amanita86 said: So they ID’d this guy well enough in their eyes to issue a warrant?
The cops had me come in to do a picture lineup and I correctly picked the guy out from a set of six pictures. The cops knew I was right because I picked the same face as the face that appeared online when they searched for the owner of the license plate. The magistrate didn't issue a warrant, instead they will issue the guy a "summons to court" when he is pulled over next by the cops. At that point a court date will be set and if the guy doesn't show up then a warrant will be issued for his arrest.
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#25988350 - 05/12/19 04:00 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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Damn I don’t know what to think, I think I know what to think but it’s such a fine line on who started this whole thing..
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#25988367 - 05/12/19 04:10 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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sounds like the cops were appeasing you and have no intention of doing anything serious to this guy. I mean, here the cops would go to the address on the vehicle registration and arrest the guy if they had any intention of bringing charges. Maybe I'm wrong about that, but i don't think so. They obviously didn't take you seriously enough to think the guy is dangerous enough to pursue further than a court summons at some future date should he happen to violate a traffic law.
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: ballsalsa]
#25988386 - 05/12/19 04:23 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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True, they would have but the cops said that, for some reason, they don't have the guy's apartment number, just the general apartment complex address. So I guess the next best option is just wait til he's pulled over.
Edited by lifeiswhatyoumake (05/12/19 04:25 PM)
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#25988716 - 05/12/19 08:29 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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lifeiswhatyoumake said: True, they would have but the cops said that, for some reason, they don't have the guy's apartment number, just the general apartment complex address. So I guess the next best option is just wait til he's pulled over.
You gotta be trolling hard at this point you just said you lift and could have fought him yet you call the police.
I got a good laugh man, honestly at that poor mans expense. Carry on.
Edited by Palmer1997 (05/12/19 08:33 PM)
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#25988848 - 05/12/19 09:32 PM (5 years, 8 days ago) |
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If they had his license (picture) then they have his address wouldn’t they?
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86]
#25989113 - 05/13/19 02:05 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Surely this summons has a limit as to how long it is valid. I can't imagine that, say, a year from now, or however long, the guy gets pulled over and is served this old-news bullshit summons. If they gave a shit they would drive through his complex and find his vehicle, and knock on the nearby doors until they found him. Or even simpler, go to the manager's office and, showing the photo, ask which unit the guy is in. The police aren't concerned with your frivolous and trivial "case". Grow a pair!
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