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I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday
    #25933935 - 04/14/19 10:28 AM (5 years, 3 days ago)

Update:  I finally had trial and I won the case!!!!  The defendant is ordered to take anger management classes.  If he doesn't attend them then the courts will notify me for next steps.  Justice has been served!!! Byahhh!!!

So yesterday I drive to Harris Teeter (or as i like to call it, the Hairy Teet) and park my car and get out.
I was about to start crossing the little main road that crosses directly in front of the main entrance of the store.  I was about thirty/forty yards to the side of the main entrance, so wasn't directly at the main entrance, if that makes sense.
As I'm about to start my crossing, I notice a car approaching from the left on the same street, but they were a decent distance away so I decide I'm safe to cross.
I start my crossing.
I notice the car approaching is not slowing down.
I get about one-third way across the street before I have to stop because if I hadn't then I would have been hit by this car, for real.
The car passes me no more than one foot away from me.

This made me quite mad, so as the car almost killed me and was passing by me I hit it with my plastic re-usable bag.
Right away the car stopped and a guy gets out of the driver seat. 
At this point I had walked behind the car and was about to get on the sidewalk, but I was still on the road when the guy got out.
He approaches me and immediately places his forehead directly onto my forehead, right in my face and says things that I can't remember.
After a few seconds of being forehead-to-forehead I turn away because this situation is just stupid and I didn't want it to get worse.
As I'm turning away the dude open-hand hits the side of my face and then pushes my head away.
I immediately snap a picture of his license plate.
I then continue walking to the sidewalk and when I get on the sidewalk I noticed the guy just spit at me, though most of it missed.
I keep walking and then the guy gets in his car and throws something at me... I look at the ground and it's a half-eaten chicken sandwich lol.
I tell him I'm calling the police and he says he'll wait.  (In hindsight I should have took a picture of the guy's face at this point.)
After a minute he changes his mind and drives away.

The police come and I file a report. Give the best description of the guy that I can.  I show the cop the picture of his license plate I took.
Harris Teeter's cameras barely missed the incident so I don't have that footage to help me out.
I did have one witness tell the cop he saw the guy hit me in the face.

So the cop tells me the car he was driving is leased, but they will try to find the car and try to find the guy that matches my description.
The cop said I might end up coming in to pick him out from a line-up, so that will be fun.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #25934538 - 04/14/19 03:52 PM (5 years, 3 days ago)

I never let anyone get that close to me ,next time create space and go into a boxing,karate stance,never turn away either,keep an eye always on the hands,too many lunatics with knives,box cutters in the USA ,don't hit ppl,s cars either,take note of what it looks like and if u see it parked somewhere after dark,then.........


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: 5150]
    #25934702 - 04/14/19 05:04 PM (5 years, 3 days ago)

for some reason I just didn't feel too threatened by him even when he was approaching me, but yea I probably should have not let him get that close to me.

If some one almost runs me over then I will hit their car with my bag or whatever, I'm not scared of doing that again, i'm not gonna let a car just get away with that kind of thing


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: 5150]
    #25934755 - 04/14/19 05:28 PM (5 years, 3 days ago)

I mean, okay, what if I did beat the shit out of him (I easily could have, I am very athletic and lift weights) and then he goes and gets his gun and stakes out the Harris Teeter for a few days, waiting for me to return?

That shit would suck and wouldn't have made beating him up worth it...


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #25934826 - 04/14/19 06:11 PM (5 years, 3 days ago)

He caught you off guard. Who expects that shit in a grocery store parking lot? Most mature adults aren't ready to brawl over something that minor.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Cjmckay]
    #25936521 - 04/15/19 04:14 PM (5 years, 2 days ago)

That's a good point, he did totally catch me off-guard.
hahahhaa yea for reallll dude :mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2:

I feel bad for the guy for losing his cool like that.  He must have a shitty life.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Cjmckay]
    #25938851 - 04/16/19 08:30 PM (5 years, 1 day ago)

So I went back to the hairy teet today to ask them to check the tapes again because I knew the guy's car MUST be on video because he drove right past a camera.
The people that checked the tapes the first time must have not done a good job at all.

So low-and-behold, the manager on duty this time found the tape! 
The video shows the front of the car and shows the car stopping, the door opening, but unfortunately cuts off to the side and you can't see the guy at all.
Video then shows the door closing and the window rolls up, still no sight of the guy, and the car drives past the camera.
The window is tinted and the video is very blurry so the manager said he can't see the guy at all.
However, he can give it to the police for evidence.
Police have video enhancing software so they maybe could get the guy's face.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #25939386 - 04/17/19 06:14 AM (5 years, 20 hours ago)

lool you called teh cops, what a douche


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: paradoxlost]
    #25940256 - 04/17/19 04:39 PM (5 years, 9 hours ago)

you obviously are still a little boy, come back when you grow up  :whatyougonnado:


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #25940336 - 04/17/19 05:28 PM (5 years, 8 hours ago)

You shoulda straight busted a cap in his ass.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #25941138 - 04/18/19 08:22 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

It does seem a bit much to be pursuing this with the cops n all though.

I mean it's not like he actually physically hurt you right?

I had a guy knock me out by punching me from behind in the brain stem once after we had an altercation like this, after which he stamped and kicked me in the head a bunch of times when I was out cold, and I didn't even go so far as this. Took twelve stitches to fix me up.

I was just happy to still be alive.

What do you hope to gain? Justice? Because he overreacted to you hitting his car?


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25941272 - 04/18/19 09:56 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Daaamn son.  I got snuck once over my shoulder from behind and I was pretty loaded on etizolam so I stayed awake the whole time, I fell down and hit the side of my head on a sharp piece of rock, it was a gravel driveway and had to stay a while in the ICU Brain Section.  They were talking about drilling my head to relieve the pressure.  Orange clock, pencil:bouncysmoke:

I’ll straight smoke that fool if I ever see him again..


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25941921 - 04/18/19 04:05 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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It does seem a bit much to be pursuing this with the cops n all though.

I mean it's not like he actually physically hurt you right?

I had a guy knock me out by punching me from behind in the brain stem once after we had an altercation like this, after which he stamped and kicked me in the head a bunch of times when I was out cold, and I didn't even go so far as this. Took twelve stitches to fix me up.

I was just happy to still be alive.

What do you hope to gain? Justice? Because he overreacted to you hitting his car?





Nah it's not too much to pursue cops for what happened.
You can't just run people over in your car or force people to quickly get out of your way who are crossing a street on a grocery store's parking lot.  And you can't just hit people in the face for something like this.  If he maturely talked to me about what happened then maybe we could have each come to a positive conclusion.
Justice needs to be served.
And yea I hit his car with my bag, so fuckin what?  The guy almost killed me.  I don't have to justify my hitting of his car with my bag because of that.
He should have just accepted that I was mad he almost killed me and went on with his day instead of getting out of his car.

And no, he didn't actually hurt me, luckily for him.  Because if he had hurt me then that would have triggered me to beat his ass. 



And dang, that sounds intense what happened to you.  Well I would need to hear the entire story to determine if you should have called the cops on him or not.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86]
    #25941925 - 04/18/19 04:07 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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Daaamn son.  I got snuck once over my shoulder from behind and I was pretty loaded on etizolam so I stayed awake the whole time, I fell down and hit the side of my head on a sharp piece of rock, it was a gravel driveway and had to stay a while in the ICU Brain Section.  They were talking about drilling my head to relieve the pressure.  Orange clock, pencil:bouncysmoke:

I’ll straight smoke that fool if I ever see him again..





That's nuts!  waht does "orange clock, pencil" mean?


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 3
    #25942062 - 04/18/19 05:32 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

They had me talk to a head doc to make sure I wasn’t misfiring and that was the first thing he told me that I had to remember until the end.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 2
    #25943247 - 04/19/19 09:32 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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Well I would need to hear the entire story to determine if you should have called the cops on him or not.



My point is that I wouldn't even have bothered calling the cops, even for that.

In this instance, you crossed the street when it was not 100% safe to do so, expected a car to slow down for you, got mad when it didn't, lashed out FIRST, and then the dude got angry and confronted you for assaulting his vehicle, yet did he not assault you.

I just think it's really, really petty for you to be pursuing this the way you are. You could easily have avoided this whole thing yourself. You're NOT 100% a victim here, and I think you should drop it.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25944235 - 04/19/19 05:53 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

BIG UPDATE!

So the cops called me today and asked if I want to pick him out of a picture line-up.
I said yes.
I go in and picked him out correctly.
Then the cop and I go to the magistrate and a summons to court has been issued to the man.
If he doesn't show up then a warrant will be issued for his arrest. 

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25944236 - 04/19/19 05:54 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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In this instance, you crossed the street when it was not 100% safe to do so





Why are you saying it wasn't a safe time to cross the street?  You weren't even there lol.
There was a good amount of distance between the car and me when I decided to start my crossing.  The dude didn't slow down AT ALL


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #25944331 - 04/19/19 06:43 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I feel bad for dude, he was probably getting chewed out by his lady, boss man was giving him shit and he just wanted a beer and then this now..  ya’ll both should have snapped out of it like wtf are we doing..

I just hope through all this you don’t overlook how lucky you are dude didn’t go Bruce Banner on you.  For real especially if you’re with someone like your mom or gf you gotta be more defensive than offensive.. give him the right of way, 3-4 seconds is all..  it would be silly right now if you were a news article about a guy getting shot in a road rage incident.

Pride comes before the fall man, do one thing without thinking and whoosh shit’s over before you realized it started..


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86]
    #25944365 - 04/19/19 07:06 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

lol you feel bad for the dude, that's funny.
Nahh the dude is the lucky one... I could have gone ape-shit on him and would have been legal because it woulda been self-defense.
Every one has problems, that doesn't give any one the right to do what he did.

But yea you're right, things can change in the blink of an eye


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 2
    #25944408 - 04/19/19 07:33 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

This is most definitely one of those "everyone is an asshole" situations.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Kryptos]
    #25944422 - 04/19/19 07:42 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Except one asshole assaulted the other one, so they now have a summons to court  :feelsgoodman:


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    #25944610 - 04/19/19 09:31 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I believe that this is what some people call "schadenfreude".

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 2
    #25945004 - 04/20/19 02:42 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Mate you really should drop this shit. You're gonna put on a dude's record this petty bullshit? If you let this ride through the justice system you are a straight up bad human and I completely disown you - not something I have ever felt towards any member of this community before - it really is the shittiest behaviour I've seen here, and I've seen some shit.

Please, I urge you, drop it, and do not fuck this mans life up any further.

PLEASE.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #25945044 - 04/20/19 03:31 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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you obviously are still a little boy, come back when you grow up  :whatyougonnado:



So you hit a random persons car ( could be a serial killer for all ur smart ass knows ) then you call the cops on the guy for not letting you damage his car ? Then you follow up and try to get a video ? Jesus Christ man ur the definition of a soy-boy.    How about you stop damaging people's car if you don't want to get ur face pushed in ? Today's society is full of weak , entitled little man like you.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #25945048 - 04/20/19 03:35 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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Except one asshole assaulted the other one, so they now have a summons to court  :feelsgoodman:



Quote:

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BIG UPDATE!

So the cops called me today and asked if I want to pick him out of a picture line-up.
I said yes.
I go in and picked him out correctly.
Then the cop and I go to the magistrate and a summons to court has been issued to the man.
If he doesn't show up then a warrant will be issued for his arrest. 

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A snitch on a drug website... Does anyone see the irony ?

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Kinko] * 1
    #25945097 - 04/20/19 05:12 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I mean, technically, it is his right to go out of his way to fuck over some dude that was mildly in the wrong. According to the legal system. This is "Justice".

The fact that is is petty and vengeful does not matter. It's legal. We can't change that. Even if we did, OP would be grandfathered in.

On the other (actually, very much same) hand, I think it is quite telling that someone who
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beat someone up decided to hide behind the thin blue line instead.

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A snitch on a drug website... Does anyone see the irony ?




Where else do snitches come from? It's almost always a druggie looking for a better angle.

What else can I say? I just hope I do not have the misfortune of meeting OP in person. Might end up arrested on a battery charge for accidentally brushing against him. Technically it's a crime.

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    #25945168 - 04/20/19 06:28 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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I was about to start crossing the little main road that crosses directly in front of the main entrance of the store.  I was about thirty/forty yards to the side of the main entrance, so wasn't directly at the main entrance, if that makes sense.

So not at an intersection or crosswalk, just jumping out into traffic?

As I'm about to start my crossing, I notice a car approaching from the left on the same street, but they were a decent distance away so I decide I'm safe to cross.
I start my crossing.
I notice the car approaching is not slowing down.

There is a car coming why did you cross?

Why do you think he should slow down? Could he even see you?

I get about one-third way across the street before I have to stop because if I hadn't then I would have been hit by this car, for real.
The car passes me no more than one foot away from me.

You are (illegally) in the middle of the road and he just misses hitting you.

This made me quite mad, so as the car almost killed me and was passing by me I hit it with my plastic re-usable bag.

What was in this bag? Something heavy? You vandalized his car.

Right away the car stopped and a guy gets out of the driver seat. 
At this point I had walked behind the car and was about to get on the sidewalk, but I was still on the road when the guy got out.
He approaches me and immediately places his forehead directly onto my forehead, right in my face and says things that I can't remember.

He says things you can't remember? What did you say? These are important details to the story.


After a few seconds of being forehead-to-forehead I turn away because this situation is just stupid and I didn't want it to get worse.
As I'm turning away the dude open-hand hits the side of my face and then pushes my head away.

Did you say anything back to him? Was this an exchange of words? Or did you just stand there silent and confused?
Did you include all these details when you talked to the cops?
They should be issuing you tickets for jaywalking, vandalizing dudes car, and maybe reckless endangerment or disorderly conduct.

Have you thought about this from the drivers point of view? Driving along, all of a sudden some crazy dude with a plastic shopping bag jumps out into the middle of the road. As he narrowly avoids hitting you, he hears a loud thump from the back of the vehicle.
Maybe he overreacted after this, but up to this point you are 100% in the wrong.

The way I'm reading this situation you deserved to be slapped.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: foragedfungus]
    #25945227 - 04/20/19 07:53 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Yeh, the whole situation sucks.

Almost getting run over sucks, having to slow down for some pedestrian sucks. Angry confrontations suck, getting hit or pushed sucks. Calling the cops sucks, going to court sucks, getting an aussault charge sucks.

I understand why you want revenge. But, I also tend to think it’s not worth it. I mean, you never got mad and did dumb shit? Life is hard and people don’t cope. You had a bad day, he had a bad day. A bit of patience and grace would have gone a long way, for both of you.

You say he doesn’t have the right to assault you, even tho your slow walking ass expected him to slow down. Both of you seem to have “male privilege” issues.

I dunno, I guess I -try- ( does not always work ) to be the kind of person that worries less about my “right” over someone, and more about being gentle with others. Life is hard, and everyone is going through something. Getting the law involved after the confrontation was over is just going to make it even harder.

And, stop saying you want justice. It’s vengeance you are after. You want him to pay for insulting you more than for any actual injury. If he would have actually hurt you, or you woulda bossed up at the time..... I would be 100% on your side. But, this call the “cops later cuz I am too bitch, but I like to make others suffer” shit sucks.

Anyway, I hope he gets a slap on the wrist. I hope you think about dropping charges. Could change his life and yours.

Posted anonymously since I don’t want you to retaliate by proxy through some authority because I made you mad. Heh.

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I mean, technically, it is his right to go out of his way to fuck over some dude that was mildly in the wrong. According to the legal system. This is "Justice".



It’s like a hyena convincing a lion to make a kill because it’s in the lion’s best intrest..  that petty shit you see in people, especially around court and money is really good at pissing me off, I hate dishonest people who are petty little self serving weasels...


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25945616 - 04/20/19 12:07 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

A bunch of y'all posting in this thread are straight up fools.  :shrug: 
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Mate you really should drop this shit. You're gonna put on a dude's record this petty bullshit? If you let this ride through the justice system you are a straight up bad human and I completely disown you - not something I have ever felt towards any member of this community before - it really is the shittiest behaviour I've seen here, and I've seen some shit.

Please, I urge you, drop it, and do not fuck this mans life up any further.

PLEASE.






Bro you need help if this is bothering you so much.





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you obviously are still a little boy, come back when you grow up  :whatyougonnado:



So you hit a random persons car ( could be a serial killer for all ur smart ass knows ) then you call the cops on the guy for not letting you damage his car ? Then you follow up and try to get a video ? Jesus Christ man ur the definition of a soy-boy.    How about you stop damaging people's car if you don't want to get ur face pushed in ? Today's society is full of weak , entitled little man like you.





Your summarization of the incident is lacking in facts.
Maybe you didn't read my whole story, but the guy almost ran me over.  Didn't stop at all.  So me hitting his car with an empty plastic reusable bag is LAUGHABLE.  The fact the guy got so mad that I hit his car with an empty plastic bag shows how petty he is.  And look where it got him... on the radar of the legal system.  If he had talked to me then he would be fine.  But nope, he made the wrong choice getting physical.


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    #25945626 - 04/20/19 12:16 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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A snitch on a drug website... Does anyone see the irony ?





I don't think you know what it means to be a snitch.
A snitch is some one who gets arrested and then rats some one else out so they can get lesser charges.




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I mean, technically, it is his right to go out of his way to fuck over some dude that was mildly in the wrong. According to the legal system. This is "Justice".




Damn right it is.  Though I would say he wasn't "mildly" in the wrong.  Either you're in the wrong or you're not.  He was in the wrong, and that's that.

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The fact that is is petty and vengeful does not matter. It's legal. We can't change that. Even if we did, OP would be grandfathered in.




You're missing the point. In a grocery store parking lot you should be driving slowly because people are walking all over the place.  It's a parking lot.  Not a main road.  I don't want to have to worry about people driving fast in them, so I will try my best to let the ones that do know that it's wrong and they'll get punished for it.  Obviously the law agrees with me on this one.

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beat someone up decided to hide behind the thin blue line instead.




Yea, why would I risk getting myself injured when I can gain the same satisfaction by having the law deal with him?


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What else can I say? I just hope I do not have the misfortune of meeting OP in person. Might end up arrested on a battery charge for accidentally brushing against him. Technically it's a crime.





Hahaha nah I won't get you in trouble for brushing up against me.  But if you rush me and put your forehead against mine and talk shit to me and then hit me in the face as i'm turning away then yes, I will serve you a big steaming plate of justice.





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I was about to start crossing the little main road that crosses directly in front of the main entrance of the store.  I was about thirty/forty yards to the side of the main entrance, so wasn't directly at the main entrance, if that makes sense.

So not at an intersection or crosswalk, just jumping out into traffic?
It wasn't at a defined crosswalk, but it's a parking lot, so the whole thing is basically a crosswalk.  No, I didn't "jump" into traffic, I don't know what gave you that idea.  As I said in my story, the car was around 30-40 yards away from me when I decided to start my crossing.  I was standing in the open next to the street when I started my crossing.  I didn't just jump out from behind a tree some like retard.

As I'm about to start my crossing, I notice a car approaching from the left on the same street, but they were a decent distance away so I decide I'm safe to cross.
I start my crossing.
I notice the car approaching is not slowing down.

There is a car coming why did you cross?
Because there was a good amount of distance between the car and myself and we were in a parking lot, which means cars should be driving slowly because people walk all over a parking lot.

Why do you think he should slow down? Could he even see you?
Because it's a parking lot and I had already started my crossing.  Yes he could clearly see me the entire time.

I get about one-third way across the street before I have to stop because if I hadn't then I would have been hit by this car, for real.
The car passes me no more than one foot away from me.

You are (illegally) in the middle of the road and he just misses hitting you.
Nope, I wasn't illegally in the middle of the road.  My crossing was legal, otherwise the cops would have told me I have no case or something.

This made me quite mad, so as the car almost killed me and was passing by me I hit it with my plastic re-usable bag.

What was in this bag? Something heavy? You vandalized his car.
The bag was empty.  It was just a plastic reusable bag, which has about as much potential to cause damage as a piece of paper does.

Right away the car stopped and a guy gets out of the driver seat. 
At this point I had walked behind the car and was about to get on the sidewalk, but I was still on the road when the guy got out.
He approaches me and immediately places his forehead directly onto my forehead, right in my face and says things that I can't remember.

He says things you can't remember? What did you say? These are important details to the story.
I barely said anything to him.  The only two things I said were, "I'm getting a picture of your license plate" and "I'm calling the police."


After a few seconds of being forehead-to-forehead I turn away because this situation is just stupid and I didn't want it to get worse.
As I'm turning away the dude open-hand hits the side of my face and then pushes my head away.

Did you say anything back to him? Was this an exchange of words? Or did you just stand there silent and confused?
Did you include all these details when you talked to the cops?
They should be issuing you tickets for jaywalking, vandalizing dudes car, and maybe reckless endangerment or disorderly conduct.

Have you thought about this from the drivers point of view? Driving along, all of a sudden some crazy dude with a plastic shopping bag jumps out into the middle of the road. As he narrowly avoids hitting you, he hears a loud thump from the back of the vehicle.
Maybe he overreacted after this, but up to this point you are 100% in the wrong.

The way I'm reading this situation you deserved to be slapped.


I never directly replied to a single thing the guy said to me.  Yes I told the cops.  I wasn't jaywalking because it was in a parking lot.  I didn't vandalize his car.  The cops don't think I was being reckless at all or being disorderly.  There wasn't a loud thump as my empty plastic bag hit his car... there isn't enough weight to cause that kind of sound.
He clearly overreacted.  And nope I wasn't in the wrong, otherwise the cops would have told me.








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    #25945894 - 04/20/19 03:20 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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A bunch of y'all posting in this thread are straight up fools.



Right. So basically EVERYONE in this thread disagrees with you; ergo we are all fools, and you are righteous and correct. Sometimes, you know, when everyone around you disagrees with your actions, it can mean that you need to readjust your perspective. I sincerely hope you can find some time to reflect on this and consider dropping this case.

In the meantime, I will be praying for all that is good and decent so that this man is vindicated by a corrupt justice system. I can only hope.

I also pray that you come to your senses and do what is right, not what serves your ego.

My faith in humanity is shaken by this thread. You're right, I do need help.

Will you help me? I'll do anything I can to help you.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25945945 - 04/20/19 03:46 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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A bunch of y'all posting in this thread are straight up fools.



Right. So basically EVERYONE in this thread disagrees with you; ergo we are all fools, and you are righteous and correct. Sometimes, you know, when everyone around you disagrees with your actions, it can mean that you need to readjust your perspective. I sincerely hope you can find some time to reflect on this and consider dropping this case.

In the meantime, I will be praying for all that is good and decent so that this man is vindicated by a corrupt justice system. I can only hope.

I also pray that you come to your senses and do what is right, not what serves your ego.

My faith in humanity is shaken by this thread. You're right, I do need help.

Will you help me? I'll do anything I can to help you.

Peace man. Peace and love.






There's no way I'm not charging the guy for nearly killing me and then handling the situation like a child by hitting me in the face as I turn away from him, that's such a coward move for him to do.  I don't understand why you and some others don't see it that way, but hey, it seems like if any one calls the police then you and others automatically label them a bad person?  Makes no sense.  Without the police the world would be a shit show.  We need the justice system to work to maintain order.  If people can go around nearly running people over and then hitting the person they almost ran over in the face because they hit their car with an empty plastic bag then this world be in dire help.  Thank God that's not the world I live in. 

I hope you and others can take a moment to think about that.

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    #25945972 - 04/20/19 03:58 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I'm with u ,and yes it is not snitching,fuck  scumbags who zoom around parking lots,see it all the time in so cal,straight up mad house


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    #25948635 - 04/22/19 05:17 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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A bunch of y'all posting in this thread are straight up fools.



Right. So basically EVERYONE in this thread disagrees with you; ergo we are all fools, and you are righteous and correct. Sometimes, you know, when everyone around you disagrees with your actions, it can mean that you need to readjust your perspective. I sincerely hope you can find some time to reflect on this and consider dropping this case.

In the meantime, I will be praying for all that is good and decent so that this man is vindicated by a corrupt justice system. I can only hope.

I also pray that you come to your senses and do what is right, not what serves your ego.

My faith in humanity is shaken by this thread. You're right, I do need help.

Will you help me? I'll do anything I can to help you.

Peace man. Peace and love.






There's no way I'm not charging the guy for nearly killing me and then handling the situation like a child by hitting me in the face as I turn away from him, that's such a coward move for him to do.  I don't understand why you and some others don't see it that way, but hey, it seems like if any one calls the police then you and others automatically label them a bad person?  Makes no sense.  Without the police the world would be a shit show.  We need the justice system to work to maintain order.  If people can go around nearly running people over and then hitting the person they almost ran over in the face because they hit their car with an empty plastic bag then this world be in dire help.  Thank God that's not the world I live in. 

I hope you and others can take a moment to think about that.

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Well, you're right on one thing. The world would be different without vindictive assholes.

You can't understand why we're on your side? It's pretty simple. You're being bitchy and getting police involved over quite literally nothing. Police have actual criminals to catch, and you're wasting their time because your feelings got hurt.

You came here and shared this story for a reason. You wanted other people to weigh in on it. And we did. You're an asshole. Feel free to try and convince us otherwise, but I don't think you'll have much luck. I hope the judge rules the same way. Case closed.

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    #25949036 - 04/22/19 12:12 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

You're choosing to ignore the main parts of my story, so whatever conclusion you come up with is invalidated. 


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You're choosing to ignore the main parts of my story, so whatever conclusion you come up with is invalidated. 





It sounds to me like you are pressing charges against this guy because he bruised your ego.

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I would expect to go to jail for assaulting someone like that. I'm not a big fan of jail except for keeping violent people away from the rest.


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    #25949534 - 04/22/19 06:16 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Anyone can get violent when pushed hard enough. If OP had assaulted my car, regardless of the object he used to do so, I'd be stopping and stepping out of the vehicle to have some strong words with him too.

Since we've only OP's side of the story, god knows what else he could have done/said to antagonise his aggressor.

Fact of the matter is, in this situation OP STARTED IT.

End of story.


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Damn
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You're choosing to ignore the main parts of my story, so whatever conclusion you come up with is invalidated. 





It sounds to me like you are pressing charges against this guy because he bruised your ego.





:facepalm:
You also don't seem to have read my whole story.
The dude almost RAN ME OVER IN HIS CAR.
That shit can kill some one.

It's a grocery store parking lot.  You shouldn't be driving quickly because people are walking around.

I'm teaching this man a lesson because he needs to learn to drive slowly in parking lots.  If I don't teach him a lesson then he might do it again to some one else and that time he might even actually run them over. 


It's got nothing to do with my ego.  It's got to do with general public safety.


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    #25955240 - 04/25/19 05:55 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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Anyone can get violent when pushed hard enough. If OP had assaulted my car, regardless of the object he used to do so, I'd be stopping and stepping out of the vehicle to have some strong words with him too.

Since we've only OP's side of the story, god knows what else he could have done/said to antagonise his aggressor.

Fact of the matter is, in this situation OP STARTED IT.

End of story.







I appreciate you saying this, I would have been down to talk with the man after he almost ran me over to discuss general parking lot rules and stuff, but nope, he went straight to physicality. 

As I said in this thread, the only things I said to the man were "I'm taking a picture of your license plate" and "I'm calling the police."  I said only two things to him.  I didn't leave anything out of the story.  I didn't respond to a single thing he said to me because the situation was past conversing when he immediately put his forehead against mine right after he got out of his car.


hahaha bro I wouldn't have hit the man's car if he wasn't within one foot of me as he narrowly avoided killing me with his car thanks to me quickly jumping back.  It's not like I chased the car down to hit it with an empty plastic bag.
Therefore, he started it. 

hahah you're silly, Jokesheapard, trying to end the story like that.  *wags finger*  That's not how it works.


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    #25955242 - 04/25/19 05:57 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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The dude almost RAN ME OVER IN HIS CAR.



I've had HUNDREDS of people almost knock me off my motorbike in the city too. Doesn't mean they're evil cunts who deserve to be dragged through the legal system.

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It's got to do with general public safety.



What absolute BS. You walked in front of a car and you're all pissed off because he didn't slow down for you when your ego tells you he should have. Then you lashed out and he showed you who's boss, and because he did you're being a child and going and getting the grownups to help you get vengeance.

At this point it's clear you're gonna do what you're gonna do, and no amount of pleading or advice from us will change your mind.

But if you come on here spilling your delusions I'm gonna god damn call you on it.


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I get about one-third way across the street before I have to stop



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he narrowly avoided killing me with his car thanks to me quickly jumping back



See what I'm talking about? You can't even get your own story straight.

You made first contact. You started it.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25955252 - 04/25/19 06:00 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

As you and others are saying, I apparently started this ordeal.  So I have a question: why did the man who assaulted me leave the scene?  Apparently he had nothing to worry about since he didn't start it, right?   
If I was so in the wrong then how come the cops didn't tell me a SINGLE thing I did was wrong?  I will proudly accept responsibility for any wrong actions I took, but there aren't any in this scenario.  It's just a straight up assault and that man better get on the run if he doesn't wanna deal with the repercussions of his actions.  :rockon:


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25955289 - 04/25/19 06:19 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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The dude almost RAN ME OVER IN HIS CAR.



I've had HUNDREDS of people almost knock me off my motorbike in the city too. Doesn't mean they're evil cunts who deserve to be dragged through the legal system.




I applaud you for having the balls to ride a motorcycle in today's age, but people like the guy in my story are reasons why I don't do it.

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It's got to do with general public safety.



You walked in front of a car and you're all pissed off because he didn't slow down for you when your ego tells you he should have. Then you lashed out and he showed you who's boss, and because he did you're being a child and going and getting the grownups to help you get vengeance.




Man, you just don't seem to be able to understand the story I'm explaining, I really don't know how to make it clearer for you, but I'll try again:
 
I didn't "walk in front of a car." 
I started crossing the road with a safe distance between myself and the car approaching. 
Yup, he didn't slow down for me, as he should have.  That is the entire reason why this started.
Why is my ego getting dragged into this?  lol it has nothing to do with that.  My brain was the one telling me it was safe to cross. 
He showed me who's boss?  haha you're so silly.  I was the one who was smiling at him as he drove past me after he assaulted me.  Why was I smiling?  Because I handled the situation like a boss and knew I had won because I'm gonna bring his ass to court.
I'm just gonna ignore your comment about child/adult because it seems like you're trying pretty hard to be rude at this point, which is ironic since you're a moderator.
I recommend you reread your posts in this thread.  I won't be upset if you change your mind on the whole thing. 


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At this point it's clear you're gonna do what you're gonna do, and no amount of pleading or advice from us will change your mind.

But if you come on here spilling your delusions I'm gonna god damn call you on it.


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I get about one-third way across the street before I have to stop



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he narrowly avoided killing me with his car thanks to me quickly jumping back



See what I'm talking about. You can't even get your own story straight.

You made first contact. You started it.





There's no doubt in my mind about pursuing this man in a court of law.  It's going to happen.  :popcorn:
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #25955459 - 04/25/19 07:49 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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My brain was the one telling me it was safe to cross.



So perhaps - and bear with me here, cause this is a pretty wild possibility - your brain misjudged it?

I mean, if you step in front of a moving vehicle, as a pedestrian, unless you're on a pedestrian crossing, then the car is not obligated, by rule or law, to slow down. By rule you should have left a safe distance for the car to pass. Perhaps you were in a hurry or what not, but the fact that you expect the car to slow down due to your presence is your issue. Ever heard the one about how expectations are just premeditated resentments? Seems pretty apt here.

'Stopping' and 'jumping back' are two completely different actions. Ergo, you have two conflicting stories of your actions. Ergo, your story is not 'straight'.

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why did the man who assaulted me leave the scene?



Why did the man have to wait? What reason is there for him to lose anymore of his time over something you started? We've all got places to be.

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how come the cops didn't tell me a SINGLE thing I did was wrong?



Because they have jobs. Because their job means they're obliged to follow up on shit like this, no matter how petty it is, because they're being paid to do so.

Look man, if your mind is 100% made up about this whole thing would you mind if I ask a mod of this forum to lock it? There doesn't seem to be any point in keeping it open and it kinda makes me feel a bit sick every time it crops up.

Polite request, please.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25955673 - 04/25/19 09:28 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

:lockdance:

Except, I want an update to find out what happens. So, if it does get locked, make sure to create a new post after the hearing, if there is one, and let me know what he gets charged with, or how the case gets dismissed or whatever.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25957517 - 04/26/19 06:31 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Look, the fact that you're so intent on trying to tell me the story that I went through when you weren't even there is just weird.
Kindly leave my thread because all you're doing is causing unneeded drama. 
Hahaha you're nitpicking sooo hard it's funny, get a life.  Yes, I said "stopped" and then I said "stepped back"... are you not able to paint the picture in your head of what I'm saying?  Use your creativity.  It obviously was a combination stop and a step back.  It really isn't that important of a distinction to make with everything else that happened.  :facepalm:

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Because they have jobs. Because their job means they're obliged to follow up on shit like this, no matter how petty it is, because they're being paid to do so.

Look man, if your mind is 100% made up about this whole thing would you mind if I ask a mod of this forum to lock it? There doesn't seem to be any point in keeping it open and it kinda makes me feel a bit sick every time it crops up.

Polite request, please.






You might think it's petty to call the cops on some one who assaulted you but I don't, obviously.  You are being a true inconsiderate person in this thread and I wish you the ability to look at yourself from an honest point of view and change yourself, man. 
Hahahha you want this thread locked because it makes you sick?  awwww cry me a fucking river.  You ever heard of hiding a thread?  I assume you have since you're a mod.  Learn the website you are a mod of, it'll make your experience better.
And I guess you're serious with your request, so I'll respond:  no, I don't want this thread locked, it's a live thread obviously and there is still more to come.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 3
    #25957666 - 04/26/19 07:54 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

You’re allowed your view.  You’ll have to forgive js, he’s a very passionate, passionate moderator and sometimes in the fight for righteousness can get caught up in the moment.

We have to learn to laugh at ourselves, we’re all friends here.  Have the cops even followed up with it, I’m sure it’s at the top of their shit to do list..:thatsinteresting:


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86]
    #25957689 - 04/26/19 08:06 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Yea, true that, I love every one on the Shroomery.  I hope none of my posts make some one think otherwise.
And yea the cops followed up with it quickly... they and i have done everything we can do for now.  We issued a summons to court to the man.
So, next time he is pulled over for anything the cop will run his name in their system and they'll tell him he needs to come to court on a certain date.  If he doesn't go then a warrant for his arrest is issued.  The police will let me know when that date is set and I will go to court that day to tell my story.



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    #25957701 - 04/26/19 08:11 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Such a dick move dude..:lol:


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    #25957703 - 04/26/19 08:13 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I don't think you know what a dick is


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86]
    #25957707 - 04/26/19 08:14 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

You got slapped? And now your taking this guy to court? The court systems are so bogged down already with real crime just let it go. I know it doesn't feel great to be punked by another man. I could see how bringing him to court could make you feel better since you let him slap you. You can be like haha I got you.  But just forgive the guy, he didn't punch out your teeth or anything perminant. I'm all for bringing charges on someone if they cause actual damage to you. but you just want vengeance. Learn to forgive you'll be a better person.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #25957715 - 04/26/19 08:17 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

He also spit on me and threw a chicken sandwich.  And said all sorts of nasty things that I can't remember the exact words of.  He was out of control and needs to disciplined so he doesn't do it again in the future and seriously hurt some one, God forbid.  :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2:

I know how to forgive, but you can't just forgive a murderer and not discipline them because then they'll kill more people, right?  Same for this situation, except replace murder with assault.


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    #25957719 - 04/26/19 08:20 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

and it wasn't a pure slap.
The cop called it a mush. 
He like half hit my head and kept his hand on my head and forcefully pushed my head away


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #25957735 - 04/26/19 08:27 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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I know how to forgive, but you can't just forgive a murderer and not discipline them because then they'll kill more people, right?  Same for this situation, except
He spit on me and threw a chicken sandwich. 




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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #25957769 - 04/26/19 08:46 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Dude....  Calling the cops was too much.  That's acting like a punk.  Saying "assaulted" so many times.... He didn't "assault" you man.  He bitch slapped you.  Because you were acting and probably looking like a punk ass little bitch.
Just truth.
Handle your business with assholes yourself, like a man, not with the pigs.  Unless you need them.  You didn't need them in this case. 
You should have hit him back if it was a big enough issue to call the pigs.
I can tell by your posting style that I am right, and that you are really being a weenie about this.
Have you ever really been assaulted?
If you fuck this guy over, some day down the line it'll come back around, and you will learn the meaning of assault.  Remember.  You weren't slapped.  Be a man next time and don't take that shit, or better, don't be a bitch and it wont happen.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #25957785 - 04/26/19 08:54 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I didn't want to risk fighting the guy because he might have had a gun in his car.  Who knows?  It's not something I want to risk my life for.  People have gotten murdered in situations like the one I was involved in. 
You clearly don't know the definition of "assault."  Here you go:

as·sault
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verb: assault; 3rd person present: assaults; past tense: assaulted; past participle: assaulted; gerund or present participle: assaulting

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I can tell by your posting style that I am right, and that you are really being a weenie about this.




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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #25957787 - 04/26/19 08:54 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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and it wasn't a pure slap.
The cop called it a mush. 
He like half hit my head and kept his hand on my head and forcefully pushed my head away




Quit crying about it man.  Move on. 
You are acting like a wimp. 
I thought you were the piano-playin' lady-slayin' guy? 
I'm being kind of an asshole here, I know, but people like you who feel so easily "affronted" irritate the shit out of me.  Have you ever had your ass whooped?


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #25957799 - 04/26/19 09:03 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Also.  Yes the guy went too far.  Sounds like he threw a little tantrum.  You should have headbutted him right in his shit talkin mouth.  He deserved that sounds like, for getting in your face, and especially spitting.  That's a bitch move too.  But the fuzz man? C'mon.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #25957803 - 04/26/19 09:08 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Will it make you feel better if the court takes some money from him? 
Do you have the goal of him going to anger management?
Maybe he needs it ya know....
But still you are being very petty by how you talk of this.  It excites you I see.  How many times have you told this story now, with excitement in your eyes?


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25957810 - 04/26/19 09:12 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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I had a guy knock me out by punching me from behind in the brain stem once after we had an altercation like this, after which he stamped and kicked me in the head a bunch of times when I was out cold




heh, I did that once when I was a kid, during a class tour of FBI headquarters in D.C.
Minus the head stomping, naturally.
The FBI tour guide guy saw it all go down and since it was retaliatory he had my back and i didn't get in any trouble.
at the end of the tour, he demonstrated an MP-5 and gave me the target.
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    #25957835 - 04/26/19 09:30 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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Will it make you feel better if the court takes some money from him? 
Do you have the goal of him going to anger management?
Maybe he needs it ya know....
But still you are being very petty by how you talk of this.  It excites you I see.  How many times have you told this story now, with excitement in your eyes?






No, I don't care about the court taking his money, but if that's what it takes for him to learn his wrong-doing then so be it.
I'm not going to recommend him go to anger management.
I just want him to learn from this experience and handle himself better in the future and stop driving like a lunatic to protect other people.  And he needs to learn to use words instead of violence.
If it takes having an assault charge on his record to learn then so be it.
Yep, it excites me to bring justice to this fool.  I haven't told the story much at all, only a couple people and here.


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    #25957997 - 04/26/19 11:20 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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I don't think you know what a dick is



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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #25958041 - 04/27/19 12:30 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Silliness, all of this.

Who cares whether or not OP called the cops on someone you don’t know, and didn’t see the incident.  One would think must’ve been quite ridiculous a situation to have him call of the police. If that is how he see to handle the situation he was involved, that the best he see fit. If the shoe fits wear it.

Sure could pick sides to either call him out on something disagree with, side with the OP or just observe what is rolling by in thread.

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Today, I saw something very upsetting that got to be not know of how to be of. Some father was being too rough to his young daughter. He was grabbing the about eight year girls hand and pulled her pretty strong mannered closet to him from across the table. His eyes were eyes no parent should look at a young one. Another man would see that look as if was looking to fight. And to be looking at a young child like that. ...  I didn’t know what to do. Save the child from such father, go talk to the fella like ‘hey’. The girl hid in her shirt. I got distracted with something and soon forgot what was happening. When come back to looking at the two, a family of mother, father with baby in carriage confronted the man being as polite new born parents could be to the angry abusive father. The father was tryin to justify his actions as if it’s ok to get your daughter scared and crying. The mother of family confronting the man looked at me, I agreed and gave her what hopes she read as a thank you for being there and doing what I not know if I should’ve intervened or not. I thought I would anger the angry father more. All in all, it was awful situation and I know that the abused daughter need not have such father be in her life. For there are many people out there that I ant to aid in the growth of fellow brothers and sisters for this life we share can and best be gr8 and gr&.  Prayers to those who are abused and may not have an out of the situation of abuse. That little pocket of pain the abuser puts another in robs the one from a most beautiful world.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: WhoManBeing] * 1
    #25958063 - 04/27/19 12:49 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

OP. There is one fact that has been present throughout this entire thread.

You're a little bitch that can't handle his own shit and calls the cops at any slight provocation.

Then acts tough online.

Pussy.

I was wrong earlier, when I said I hope I never have the misfortune to brush up against you accidentally. I hope I never have the misfortune to walk near you accidentally, because you might take that as an aggressive action and press assault charges. Man, you should take a hard look at that meme you posted about letting the jimmies rustle, because you're flipping out over some shit that wouldn't even rustle mine. Or any other normal person's. Fuck man, at this point I half wish the dude ran you the fuck over to remove you from the gene pool.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #25958065 - 04/27/19 12:53 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I dunno, I wasn't there, so i can't say but when I was a boy, it wasn't uncommon for me to hear the phrase "quit your crying before I give you something to cry about".  I never was really given anything to cry about, but I was still worried about the possibility.  Was that abuse?  I don't know.  It doesn't feel like it in retrospect, even though my dad has the crazy eye when he gets mad.  I sometimes feel like people are too anxious to get into other folks business without really knowing shit about the dynamics and context involved.  I have a sister that once threw such a fit over being denied a pop-tart at 11pm that the cops were called by neighbors over her wailing, so maybe I'm biased.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: ballsalsa]
    #25958068 - 04/27/19 12:55 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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I dunno, I wasn't there, so i can't say but when I was a boy, it wasn't uncommon for me to hear the phrase "quit your crying before I give you something to cry about".  I never was really given anything to cry about, but I was still worried about the possibility.  Was that abuse?  I don't know.  It doesn't feel like it in retrospect, even though my dad has the crazy eye when he gets mad.  I sometimes feel like people are too anxious to get into other folks business without really knowing shit about the dynamics and context involved.  I have a sister that once threw such a fit over being denied a pop-tart at 11pm that the cops were called by neighbors over her wailing, so maybe I'm biased.




I've been in a remarkably similar situation before. Except I kicked in the dude's door, and the dude got out, and we figured it out with our fists. Cops didn't need to get involved. We knew who won. Winner walked away without their friend's assistance.

OP is still a bitch who can't handle his shit. And still talks big.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Kryptos]
    #25958075 - 04/27/19 01:08 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

your jimmies would be rustled if someone gave you a full on pimp slap in the street.  I guarantee it.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: ballsalsa] * 2
    #25958078 - 04/27/19 01:08 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I don’t know who to take serious here.

The OP said he could’ve taken the fella in his own hands.

The driver of the car brought about putting one in position that one need not be in. He got out of his car to put hands to face of another citizen and that need not be brought about. Not good action.

I saw a fight in public park, a butte with view of city. This dumb pot headed kids came and were being a nousance. They picked a fight with some one who asked if they could pick up there trash. They raised there voices picking up aggression. The nousance left but returned shortly. They picked another fight with one. A man fell victim to aggressors. One who came to park and got picked in by aggressors when called obscene language, stepped out of car and walk to the one verbally assaulting him. A fight broke out. Two on one. The nousance kids thought it wise to attack one who was there with his lady for the first of sunny days of long wintered spring. The two beat the one as two on one would. Immature kids really ruined all the park goers day. Sad day it was to see people more eager to watch a fight and video record people hitting each other allowing pain to be inflicted than to try and break fight up. The incident ruined a relaxing day of peace and sunshine.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #25958079 - 04/27/19 01:10 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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your jimmies would be rustled if someone gave you a full on pimp slap in the street.  I guarantee it.




They would be, yes. However, cops would not be called. Punches would be thrown. Or, if we're going All-American, bullets would fly and hit innocent bystanders. We'd figure it out without cops.

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    #25958085 - 04/27/19 01:14 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I have an uncle who wouldn't stand for that.  He hopped out of my dad's van once to chase off some guys that were beating some dude's brains in on the side of the 405.  he was in his mid 60's then, lol.


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    #25958087 - 04/27/19 01:14 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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I don’t know who to take serious here.

The OP said he could’ve taken the fella in his own hands.

The driver of the car brought about putting one in position that one need not be in. He got out of his car to put hands to face of another citizen and that need not be brought about. Not good action.

I saw a fight in public park, a butte with view of city. This dumb pot headed kids came and were being a nousance. They picked a fight with some one who asked if they could pick up there trash. They raised there voices picking up aggression. The nousance left but returned shortly. They picked another fight with one. A man fell victim to aggressors. One who came to park and got picked in by aggressors when called obscene language, stepped out of car and walk to the one verbally assaulting him. A fight broke out. Two on one. The nousance kids thought it wise to attack one who was there with his lady for the first of sunny days of long wintered spring. The two beat the one as two on one would. Immature kids really ruined all the park goers day. Sad day it was to see people more eager to watch a fight and video record people hitting each other allowing pain to be inflicted than to try and break fight up. The incident ruined a relaxing day of peace and sunshine.





See, the biggest difference I see between what you describe and OP, is even if a brawl breaks out, which already means there was a breakdown in communication, cops are not called. There are no permanent legal consequences. What OP is describing is him pussying out of an actual brawl, and then trying to use police as a weapon. He's trying to ruin a life over an insult because he didn't have the balls to put up hands.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Kryptos]
    #25958823 - 04/27/19 01:08 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

As stupid as the whole story does sound, all carried on to get to where is now, one justifying themselves on theShroomery.org.

In reality, it is best no punches were thrown. A simple thumb war could’ve very well ranked one superior to the tiff each put themselves into.

No reason to get on the OP’ case about not getting into a brawl. Sounds as ^^^^ the above poster likes to brawl, or meets to match if escalate to punch thrown. Some people don’t like to throw punches. It really hurts to get punch and to punch. Sure, you may have won the battle to who trash talking got to throwing, but, world peace. Get on to resolve that one.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: WhoManBeing] * 1
    #25958949 - 04/27/19 02:11 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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I don’t know who to take serious here.

The OP said he could’ve taken the fella in his own hands.

The driver of the car brought about putting one in position that one need not be in. He got out of his car to put hands to face of another citizen and that need not be brought about. Not good action.

I saw a fight in public park, a butte with view of city. This dumb pot headed kids came and were being a nousance. They picked a fight with some one who asked if they could pick up there trash. They raised there voices picking up aggression. The nousance left but returned shortly. They picked another fight with one. A man fell victim to aggressors. One who came to park and got picked in by aggressors when called obscene language, stepped out of car and walk to the one verbally assaulting him. A fight broke out. Two on one. The nousance kids thought it wise to attack one who was there with his lady for the first of sunny days of long wintered spring. The two beat the one as two on one would. Immature kids really ruined all the park goers day. Sad day it was to see people more eager to watch a fight and video record people hitting each other allowing pain to be inflicted than to try and break fight up. The incident ruined a relaxing day of peace and sunshine.



There’s days (like now) when I have this fantasy/desire to see such an incident or whatever it takes to legally be able to turn loose on someone and just get years and years of built up forgiveness anger out.

And that’s fucked up to say because what does that say about life that that would be an action that would ultimately calm me down for probably years afterward.  You aren’t supposed to be walkjng around with that much built up pressure.  That’s why you see really bizarre shit like office shootings, people don’t understand that forgiveness is not free or a bottomless well.  But for the fact nobody stopped them, were they able to do what they did.  This is what op doesn’t understand, otherwise he would have given right of way instead of walking out in front of the car and why he was fuckin stupid enough to hit the man’s car.  What op should do is take the humble stance of realizing he is just as much at fault if not moreso because his immaturity couldn’t let him feel slighted, it’s the ego reaction of a spineless pussy.... and one thing I know at this point in my life, pussies get fucked...


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #25959031 - 04/27/19 02:52 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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Mate you really should drop this shit. You're gonna put on a dude's record this petty bullshit? If you let this ride through the justice system you are a straight up bad human and I completely disown you - not something I have ever felt towards any member of this community before - it really is the shittiest behaviour I've seen here, and I've seen some shit.

Please, I urge you, drop it, and do not fuck this mans life up any further.

PLEASE.





While I agree the guy shouldn’t have hit him, I believe more so in talking it out and settling it outside of court. It may save you some hassle too.

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    #25959764 - 04/27/19 10:33 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Op obviously hasn't been on the other side of the cop calling.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: WhoManBeing] * 2
    #25961312 - 04/28/19 08:00 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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As stupid as the whole story does sound, all carried on to get to where is now, one justifying themselves on theShroomery.org.

In reality, it is best no punches were thrown. A simple thumb war could’ve very well ranked one superior to the tiff each put themselves into.

No reason to get on the OP’ case about not getting into a brawl. Sounds as ^^^^ the above poster likes to brawl, or meets to match if escalate to punch thrown. Some people don’t like to throw punches. It really hurts to get punch and to punch. Sure, you may have won the battle to who trash talking got to throwing, but, world peace. Get on to resolve that one.




I may sound like I like to brawl, but I am posting from the perspective that shit has hit the fan on full blast already. I normally walk away long before that point, but if it gets to that point, I will brawl over calling the cops any day. Bruises are preferable to warrants. The only times I've brawled were alcohol fueled, and I regretted both of them the moment I sobered up.

To me, it seems like OP avoided every possible chance to walk away, from ignoring the car and not hitting it, to walking into HT while the driver was getting out, to standing there while the driver got in his face. OP avoided many escape routes that would have settled the situation. OP wanted the brawl, but chickened out and called the cops instead. Which makes me think he's a pussy. If he walked away right away, I wouldn't fault him. If he took any of those escape routes. I would praise him, actually. But he didn't. He started shit, and had the cops end it for him because he could not.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Kryptos] * 1
    #25961316 - 04/28/19 08:02 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

That’s my whole issue, it was insanely avoidable..


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    #25961338 - 04/28/19 08:12 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I think the whole situation is a shame. Also the consequences of this leaked into the shroomery with tempers flaring and people being ported.


Let this serve as a reminder of how toxicity and negitivity can spread, this incident happened irl, and it spread into the shroomery. Personally think this thread should have been locked long ago but people like their popcorn :shrug:

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    #25961352 - 04/28/19 08:20 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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I think the whole situation is a shame. Also the consequences of this leaked into the shroomery with tempers flaring and people being ported.


Let this serve as a reminder of how toxicity and negitivity can spread, this incident happened irl, and it spread into the shroomery.




This is very much a disingenuous cop-out.

People will get their feathers ruffled over lots of things. That's why violence exists, always existed, and always will exist. Here, we're not being violent. We are discussing, sharing opinions, and occasionally getting a bit heated. You cannot separate getting heated from discussion without limiting your discussion to the weather. Even then, you'll probably get some disagreement, since meteorological forecasts are not perfect. So unless you want us to discuss the wetness of water, you will have strife.

Someone came here with a story. Why did they come here with a story? Many possible reasons. Maybe they wanted to brag. Maybe they wanted advice. Maybe they wanted commiseration. But, fundamentally, they wanted input from other people.

The fact that that input is negative was always a possibility, because the story wasn't "hey, so, today I saw some water, and it was wet!"

There have been no meaningful consequences on the shroomery. At least, I hope not. I can separate my internet life from my personal life. Heck, I can separate my different emotions by individual forum. If I could not, I would not post.

EDIT for Enlil, specifically, if he comes across this specific post, and finds issue with my last sentence:
You can't possibly believe I wasn't expecting either ban. You're smart enough for that.

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    #25961381 - 04/28/19 08:37 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah I see, I just thought the conversation was getting... un-fruitful    :waitnonevermind:

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    #25961402 - 04/28/19 08:48 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I’d like to think that deep down we’ll all walk away with a renewed sense of how you never know what the other person is thinking and dealing with or their nature so it’s best to lead with at least a jailhouse courtesy because we can all use a break and some people deserve a whole lot of leave alone as they say..

Sometimes things go differently.  Let’s all be safe out there and try to leave it a little better than you found it.

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    #25961418 - 04/28/19 08:56 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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And don’t get your ass kicked by accident..




Nothing wrong with getting your ass beat when you deserve it. I did. Drunk me is stupid. So's drunk other guy. Win some, lose some.

In retrospect, I don't regret the ass beating that happened to me, or the one I handed out. Both were for cause, though the cause was stupid (drunken argument). I'm mostly just happy the other guy didn't pull a gun, cause I (a) don't carry and (b) would be really sad if I shot someone even if I was right.

I'd probably kill myself if I killed someone in self defense. That shit ain't right, no matter the reason.

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    #25961472 - 04/28/19 09:25 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Dude speaking of asses getting beat... I got the ultimate karmatic justice last year.


I was deep in a benzo habit. I was with my physchotic ex, she was beating me while barred out and we’re parked in a town close to philly. I get pissed off and break my own rule and smack her ontop of the head a few times . Anyways a black guy (this gets so much worse I’m not racist plz) is walking down the street with 3 chicks and he sees me smacking her ontop if the head like a monkey playing bongoes.

He comes up to the cracked window as we’re yelling at eachother and says YO WHY YOU HITTING UP ON HER

Well I, being on 10+ mg of Clonazolam  yelled fuck you n*g at the top of my lungs and kicked the car door open as hard as I could into his shins. What ensued was the most brutal asskicking of my life by a short buff 5’ guy.
After he was done kicking me in the face on the ground and the girls managed to pull him off of me, he’s about 10ft away and I stand up, blood in my teeth and all over my face and flip him off smiling. I almost got round 2 but he was so small the women could hold him back.

I deserved that so bad. I’m alittle over 6ft btw probably looked like a fool. Good humility.

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    #25963810 - 04/30/19 04:35 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

sorry im late to check in crew checking in

let me brief this post down

you're "athletic" but cant move out of the way of an oncoming car fast enough which is driving in a parking lot, so decide to violently swing your hand bag at it

when that causes a reaction from your shitty actions you cry foul play

you're happy to be part of a site that discusses things that are against the law, yet are happy to go by the book and even demand the book be thrown at others when you see fit

drop the case and learn to just mutter to yourself or in your head when you see others acting careless

you're a millenial im guessing

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    #25963854 - 04/30/19 05:30 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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So perhaps - and bear with me here, cause this is a pretty wild possibility - your brain misjudged it?

I mean, if you step in front of a moving vehicle, as a pedestrian, unless you're on a pedestrian crossing, then the car is not obligated, by rule or law, to slow down.







Not entirely true.  In many municipalities, at least in the States, pedestrians ALWAYS have the right-of-way, even if they are breaking laws such as crossing in a crosswalk when it says 'Do Not Cross', and ESPECIALLY in a parking lot, pedestrians have right-of-way.  It's pretty darned ridiculous, to be honest.



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    #25963885 - 04/30/19 06:04 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I don't know what state OP is in. Here in PA the driver has the right of way unless you're in a marked crosswalk. 

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-Pedestrians shall not suddenly leave a curb or other place of safety and walk or run into the path of a vehicle which is so close as to constitute a hazard.




Let this thing go. Drop the charges. The only thing injured was your ego and sense of entitlement.

You suffered no actual harm. What is there to gain by dragging this guy through the legal system?
You want him to "learn a lesson".
You are the one who needs to learn from this situation.

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    #25963909 - 04/30/19 06:24 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Naaaaaaaah man, this is about public safety, ya hear?

OP is gonna save the world, one villain at a time.


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Naaaaaaaah man, this is about public safety, ya hear?

OP is gonna save the world, one villain at a time.






the greater good


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you're a millenial im guessing




I take offense to that. Don't lump my entire generation with a few dickweeds.

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you're a millenial im guessing




I take offense to that. Don't lump my entire generation with a few dickweeds.




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op creates a post asking how to report a moderator of the site. Must be a real popular person at parties

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    #25982490 - 05/09/19 05:51 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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OP. There is one fact that has been present throughout this entire thread.

You're a little bitch that can't handle his own shit and calls the cops at any slight provocation.

Then acts tough online.

Pussy.

I was wrong earlier, when I said I hope I never have the misfortune to brush up against you accidentally. I hope I never have the misfortune to walk near you accidentally, because you might take that as an aggressive action and press assault charges. Man, you should take a hard look at that meme you posted about letting the jimmies rustle, because you're flipping out over some shit that wouldn't even rustle mine. Or any other normal person's. Fuck man, at this point I half wish the dude ran you the fuck over to remove you from the gene pool.





Hahaha thanks for the laugh.  :smile:
You obviously don't know what "assault" means.
Keep talking, you obviously need to get some emotions out.  I'm here for you.  :mushroom2:




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op creates a post asking how to report a moderator of the site. Must be a real popular person at parties





I'm sooooo popular at parties :rockon:  :jodie:  :dogpipe:

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: foragedfungus]
    #25982507 - 05/09/19 06:08 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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As stupid as the whole story does sound, all carried on to get to where is now, one justifying themselves on theShroomery.org.

In reality, it is best no punches were thrown. A simple thumb war could’ve very well ranked one superior to the tiff each put themselves into.

No reason to get on the OP’ case about not getting into a brawl. Sounds as ^^^^ the above poster likes to brawl, or meets to match if escalate to punch thrown. Some people don’t like to throw punches. It really hurts to get punch and to punch. Sure, you may have won the battle to who trash talking got to throwing, but, world peace. Get on to resolve that one.






It's nice to see some one post in this thread with some common sense, so thank you.  I agree, the fact that I didn't choose to hit the guy back is something I'm happy with.  It's best to not get violent for sure.



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Op obviously hasn't been on the other side of the cop calling.





True, because I don't put myself in situations where the cops would need to be called on me.


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I don't know what state OP is in. Here in PA the driver has the right of way unless you're in a marked crosswalk. 

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-Motorists must yield to pedestrians crossing the street at marked and unmarked intersections BUT the pedestrian must either be within the crosswalk or affirmatively indicate an intent to cross. 
-Every pedestrian crossing a roadway at any point other than within a crosswalk at an intersection or any marked crosswalk shall yield the right-of-way to all vehicles upon the roadway.
-Pedestrians shall not suddenly leave a curb or other place of safety and walk or run into the path of a vehicle which is so close as to constitute a hazard.




Let this thing go. Drop the charges. The only thing injured was your ego and sense of entitlement.

You suffered no actual harm. What is there to gain by dragging this guy through the legal system?
You want him to "learn a lesson".
You are the one who needs to learn from this situation.





I live in NC. 
As far as I know, all those laws you just posted apply to NC, too.
Nope, not dropping the charges.  The guy shouldn't have assaulted me if he didn't want to get charges.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 2
    #25982622 - 05/09/19 07:20 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

What makes you think this guy isn't out assaulting other people? Beating his wife and kids? If a grown man can act like this in public, who knows what he's capable of. If nothing else, this is what the law is for.


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    #25982818 - 05/09/19 09:18 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Oh now we can't assume this guy beats his wife and kids just because he threw a sandwich and pushed op's face....
OP whacked his sack on the guy's car.... 😎
I can't wait to hear about how the judge laughs at you!  They have people needing facial reconstruction after real assaults!
It is only fair that you buy this guy a sandwich. 

OP....  In your opinion, what would a proper punishment be?


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    #25983250 - 05/10/19 05:35 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I’ve grown up with plenty of people sane people who would get very angry if someone hit their truck with a plastic bag floating in the wind

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    #25983606 - 05/10/19 09:40 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Either were really in the right and it’s literally going to make no difference whether he gets the guy in legal trouble or not
Half of you just can’t stand being wrong lol
Let it go
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    #25983642 - 05/10/19 09:58 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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It literally doesn’t matter no natter what comes of this



IMO, this statement shows a complete lack of empathy.

OP started and then escalated a situation which need never have occurred and now is running to the law as retribution for his bruised ego.

The driver of the car in question is going to be dragged through the legal system because of this. The same thing happened to me when I clipped a couple of kids round the ear for throwing stones at my car many years ago.

It was thrown out of court in the end, but believe me; the impact it had to my life - being abused by police when arrested for it and having to attend court and worrying about the outcome - very much mattered to me.

It was a horrible experience, and when the provoking is done by the other party, completely unnecessary.

If you don't want people to fuck with you then don't touch their cars aggressively.

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    #25984027 - 05/10/19 01:01 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

You were shuffling along like an old grandma then windmill swung your purse at the guys car. When you got  what you were asking for after taking the matter into your own hands you decide to call the law.

Why should you be able touch someones car without repercussion? 

There are 3 sides to a story, your side, his side and the truth in the middle. Id love to hear his side

As I said ealier, why are you on this site if you are straight up and down by the book.

Drop the case and cut the guy some slack for only doing a bit of high school push and shove. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #25984604 - 05/10/19 06:22 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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I can't wait to hear about how the judge laughs at you!  They have people needing facial reconstruction after real assaults!
It is only fair that you buy this guy a sandwich. 

OP....  In your opinion, what would a proper punishment be?





If the judge laughs at me then that's fair, I'll take it.  Based on how I understand the law I should be 100% supported by the judge, however.
Ohhh so in order for an assault to be "real" there has to be facial damage... how interesting LOL.  :facepalm:
Nahh the dude shouldn't have wasted his sandwich by throwing it at me.  There's no reason I should buy him another one!

A proper punishment for the guy would be to have a misdemeanor assault charge on his record.  Maybe some anger management classes, too, if he acts up in court.


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    #25984613 - 05/10/19 06:27 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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You were shuffling along like an old grandma then windmill swung your purse at the guys car. When you got  what you were asking for after taking the matter into your own hands you decide to call the law.

Why should you be able touch someones car without repercussion? 

There are 3 sides to a story, your side, his side and the truth in the middle. Id love to hear his side

As I said ealier, why are you on this site if you are straight up and down by the book.

Drop the case and cut the guy some slack for only doing a bit of high school push and shove. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone





Oh look, another person telling my story as if they were there.  *yawn*
You probably are a good writer because of your ability to make things up.
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    #25984623 - 05/10/19 06:31 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Your music on sound cloud makes me want to bitch slap you with a hoagie.

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    #25984628 - 05/10/19 06:32 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Had to remain anonymous because your a cop calling bitch. OOOOOHHH MY PEE PEE HURTS!

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    #25984629 - 05/10/19 06:32 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

So it gets you hyped up?  Good, that's my goal!  :bananamusic: :rockon: :musicnote:
Wait to do that until I'm hungry because then I'll eat the hoagie when it makes contact with my face.


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    #25984634 - 05/10/19 06:36 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

OH So admitting to being a thief is any different than your gripes? Like i said, your a bitch.



Like your screen name You be fucking peoples lives over petty shit.

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    #25984641 - 05/10/19 06:40 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I have sympathy for your position. i really do, but in all honesty, you should really try to learn a lesson here about picking your battles.  You're pretty lucky that guy didn't take things further than he did.  You never know who you're fucking with, ya know?  I don't know that i wouldn't lay hands on someone that intentionally struck my vehicle and I'm a fairly mellow dude.

Let me tell you about a time that someone almost hit me in a parking lot.  I was crossing the driveway and a raised full size pickup barreled in, missing me by literal inches.  I was young and pissed off and feeling like i wanted to kung-fu the fuck outta the guy so i went marching over to his truck while hurling every insult and threat in my playbook.  The guy started to get out of the truck and he just kept getting out.  He didn't  need the runningboard to step down from the monster truck because he was close to 7 ft tall and near 300 lbs.  I had too much pride to stop reaming him out even though he could have squashed me like a bug.  Luckily, he just laughed me off, but would the alternative have been worth it?  Would bringing charges un-whoop my ass?  No and no.


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    #25984649 - 05/10/19 06:42 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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OH So admitting to being a thief is any different than your gripes?.






I would not be a thief if I ate a hoagie that was put on my face by you.  You need to read up on the law, anonymous #4.  :takingnotes:


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    #25984669 - 05/10/19 06:51 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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I have sympathy for your position. i really do, but in all honesty, you should really try to learn a lesson here about picking your battles.  You're pretty lucky that guy didn't take things further than he did.  You never know who you're fucking with, ya know?  I don't know that i wouldn't lay hands on someone that intentionally struck my vehicle and I'm a fairly mellow dude.

Let me tell you about a time that someone almost hit me in a parking lot.  I was crossing the driveway and a raised full size pickup barreled in, missing me by literal inches.  I was young and pissed off and feeling like i wanted to kung-fu the fuck outta the guy so i went marching over to his truck while hurling every insult and threat in my playbook.  The guy started to get out of the truck and he just kept getting out.  He didn't  need the runningboard to step down from the monster truck because he was close to 7 ft tall and near 300 lbs.  I had too much pride to stop reaming him out even though he could have squashed me like a bug.  Luckily, he just laughed me off, but would the alternative have been worth it?  Would bringing charges un-whoop my ass?  No and no.






I am for sure lucky that the guy didn't take things further.  People have gotten murdered in situations like this.
And I feel like I'm speaking to a wall here, but the only reason I hit his car with an empty plastic bag is because he would have hit me with his car if I hadn't stopped and stepped back.  A car is a deadly weapon. 
Otherwise I would have no reason to hit some one's car with an empty plastic bag.  I am a very peaceful dude and don't resort to violence basically ever.

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    #25984686 - 05/10/19 06:56 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Your trollin hard. Why you coming out of a store with an empty bag?


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I was walking into the store with my empty plastic reusable shopping bag.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #25984699 - 05/10/19 07:01 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

The only other thing im going to say on the subject is that i hope you know now that if someone stops their car and gets out to confront you, they have already demonstrated an intent to use violence.  In the future, i would hope that you'll bear that in mind and be fully prepared to defend yourself should you find yourself in a similar situation.  Don't wait around to get squashed, either run right away or fight right away.


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    #25984713 - 05/10/19 07:09 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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The only other thing im going to say on the subject is that i hope you know now that if someone stops their car and gets out to confront you, they have already demonstrated an intent to use violence.  In the future, i would hope that you'll bear that in mind and be fully prepared to defend yourself should you find yourself in a similar situation.  Don't wait around to get squashed, either run right away or fight right away.





Yea, you're right.
But, here's the thing: I didn't want to fight back at that point because what if he had a gun in his car and just simply grabbed the gun after I returned a hit to his face and he just shoots me?
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: ballsalsa]
    #25984715 - 05/10/19 07:11 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Another lesson in human behavior is that when a move like that happens it’s not only incompetence or ignorance, it can also be a very loud and clear ‘fuck you’ for no real reason, right off the bat.  Like walking ‘through’ someone, bump shoulders, scuff kicks etc.. You ain’t even there muthafuka, what?  It’s a sort of behavior I learned hanging out with the blacks, to me they own that move but white folk do it, ..I’m sure everyone does but it fascinates me how much communication goes on with the brothers when all it looks like is a dude standing there.


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You shouldn't ever hit someone if you intend for them to be in a position to retaliate after.  In other words, if you aren't prepared to injure someone in such a way as to incapacitate them at least temporarily, you should not engage in violence at all, for the reason you just mentioned.


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    #25984758 - 05/10/19 07:26 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I find that most men have a decent understanding of territorial and agonistic displays.  If you make eye contact you should nod slightly to indicate respect, fast walk with chin down and shoulders forward means that someone is looking for trouble, arms crossed means that they feel threatened but want you to think they don't,  etc. 
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You shouldn't ever hit someone if you intend for them to be in a position to retaliate after.  In other words, if you aren't prepared to injure someone in such a way as to incapacitate them at least temporarily, you should not engage in violence at all, for the reason you just mentioned.




I agree with that. 
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    #25984793 - 05/10/19 07:43 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Like i said, if someone stops and gets out of their car it means they're that upset.  They aren't going to be reasonable.  That should be the operating assumption.


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    #25984801 - 05/10/19 07:46 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Well that decision of his will come back to bite him in the ass when a cop pulls him over next.  :rockon::rockon::rockon:


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    #25984816 - 05/10/19 07:55 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Probably, but i don't know that he'll learn the right lesson from it.  You can control what your take away from all this is, and i hope its a lesson in avoiding a conflict...or resolving one decisively, whatever your preference.


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    #25984822 - 05/10/19 07:58 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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I agree with that. 
I didn't think the guy would be so upset after nearly nailing me with his car.





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    #25984827 - 05/10/19 08:03 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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Well that decision of his will come back to bite him in the ass when a cop pulls him over next.  :rockon::rockon::rockon:



Ahh man see now that makes me wish he would have hit you with the hoagie..:shrug:

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86]
    #25984968 - 05/10/19 09:24 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

drop the charges and watch your mouth and actions in public unless you are looking to get into a fight and are cool with the outcome


think of this as big brotherly advice that you never learnt growing up it seems

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    #25984983 - 05/10/19 09:33 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

honestly, its a pretty weak case.  Nobody was injured. There was 1 witness who may or may not have seen every moment of the altercation.  If I were the guy, I would just claim that lifeiswhateverthefuck hit my car and i got out to give him a piece of my mind during which time he pushed me or otherwise made me credibly fear imminent harm so i slapped him and threw my something or another as my first instinct to escape the dangerous situation.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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I didn't think the guy would be so upset after nearly nailing me with his car.





*leaving out the part where you swung your tote at the car I notice


I honestly think you're trolling to get people worked up over it as this point as you enjoy the attention. Just how I am sure you would have enjoyed being the victim when police showed up and then neglecting your instigation in this ordeal

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:lol:  no doubt dude, he’d drop his little plastic bag like a tissue and faint...  have you ever seen soccer players fake injuries?


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    #25985029 - 05/10/19 10:07 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

OP, They ban plastic bags in many places these days, only a poser shows up with his Reusable "Plastic" shopping bag. Your missing the point but try desperately to do the right thing. Just like the OP, Just trying to get in where you fit it? Hows the rest of the Herd?



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    #25985042 - 05/10/19 10:16 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Recently someone called the cops on me, A year later ive beaten the case but lost My home, 2 trucks, 3 buildings of tools and small equipment,1000's of dollars,1oo's of probation,court dates,drug tests, evaluations,classes, several nights in jail, bail money,Clients,work accounts. Now i live in a shitty basement trying to rebuild my empire all over a fucking bull shit phone call and alligation. Even if your innocent the system will suck you in and suck you dry.
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    #25985069 - 05/10/19 10:44 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Grrrrrr.


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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


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    #25985119 - 05/10/19 11:31 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe this is karma we just witnessed swing through and hit that other dude in the car and our very own lifeiswhatyou’s whole part in this was to learn not to be a dick.  This is like a warning that otherwise wouldn’t have been presented, so if we all don’t fuck up from here on out we’ll be good..:hatsoff:


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    #25985214 - 05/11/19 12:45 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Holy cringe, just what the hell is going on in here

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Maybe this is karma we just witnessed swing through and hit that other dude in the car and our very own lifeiswhatyou’s whole part in this was to learn not to be a dick. 



Absolutely. He's really learned from all this hasn't he?

Never a more pathetic human have I seen in this community.

End of story. Let him go on his merry way. Life'll take care of men like him.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25985496 - 05/11/19 07:00 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I nominate this thread for cringiest of 2019

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Quote:

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Maybe this is karma we just witnessed swing through and hit that other dude in the car and our very own lifeiswhatyou’s whole part in this was to learn not to be a dick. 



Absolutely. He's really learned from all this hasn't he?

Never a more pathetic human have I seen in this community.

End of story. Let him go on his merry way. Life'll take care of men like him.



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    #25988258 - 05/12/19 03:04 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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Recently someone called the cops on me, A year later ive beaten the case but lost My home, 2 trucks, 3 buildings of tools and small equipment,1000's of dollars,1oo's of probation,court dates,drug tests, evaluations,classes, several nights in jail, bail money,Clients,work accounts. Now i live in a shitty basement trying to rebuild my empire all over a fucking bull shit phone call and alligation. Even if your innocent the system will suck you in and suck you dry.
So fuck you and your fucking cop calling over some petty shit.






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    #25988277 - 05/12/19 03:18 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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Holy cringe, just what the hell is going on in here






I know right?  A bunch of people in this thread have their jimmies rustled to the extreme.  It's comical.  :popcorn:


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    #25988290 - 05/12/19 03:23 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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honestly, its a pretty weak case.  Nobody was injured. There was 1 witness who may or may not have seen every moment of the altercation.  If I were the guy, I would just claim that lifeiswhateverthefuck hit my car and i got out to give him a piece of my mind during which time he pushed me or otherwise made me credibly fear imminent harm so i slapped him and threw my something or another as my first instinct to escape the dangerous situation.






That argument will not hold up in court, I'm afraid.
Why?  Because the guy fled the scene before the cops arrived.  Therefore, his story means nothing because he obviously ran from something wrong he did.


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    #25988293 - 05/12/19 03:25 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

or from a dangerous situation.  didn't you say earlier that you lift weights and could have kicked his ass?

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I didn't think the guy would be so upset after nearly nailing me with his car.





*leaving out the part where you swung your tote at the car I notice


I honestly think you're trolling to get people worked up over it as this point as you enjoy the attention. Just how I am sure you would have enjoyed being the victim when police showed up and then neglecting your instigation in this ordeal






How's that book comin' along?  Have you made up the whole story yet or just the intro?  Let me know if you need help with writing it because I was there and you weren't. 



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or from a dangerous situation.  didn't you say earlier that you lift weights and could have kicked his ass?

Did you have some tangible evidence that you haven't yet mentioned that you plan to bring to court with you?





yea I do lift weights and could have kicked his ass.  He's lucky I didn't.
Well, there is one witness who told the police they saw the guy hit me in the face.
The police saw the chicken sandwich on the ground which supports my case.
If the guy was trying to run away from a dangerous situation then why would he take the time to throw a chicken sandwich at me?  Makes no sense.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #25988304 - 05/12/19 03:34 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

In the theatre of combat you turn every item you have into a weapon.

Did he know you called the po po?

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    #25988307 - 05/12/19 03:34 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Sounds like a flimsy case of he said she said to me.  If I was on a jury, I wouldn't convict based on the evidence you've presented.  Of course, the guy might be a dipshit and just try to justify his actions instead of calling your story into question.  I imagine he'll hire a lawyer though.


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    #25988308 - 05/12/19 03:35 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Cringe overload
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86]
    #25988309 - 05/12/19 03:35 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Yea I told him I'm calling the cops.  He said he would wait.  Then a few seconds later he changed his mind, probably because he knew he was fucked.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #25988320 - 05/12/19 03:42 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

So they ID’d this guy well enough in their eyes to issue a warrant?


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    #25988340 - 05/12/19 03:53 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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True, I'm just saying what happened.  Either way I can prove the guy fled the scene.




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So they ID’d this guy well enough in their eyes to issue a warrant?





The cops had me come in to do a picture lineup and I correctly picked the guy out from a set of six pictures.  The cops knew I was right because I picked the same face as the face that appeared online when they searched for the owner of the license plate.
The magistrate didn't issue a warrant, instead they will issue the guy a "summons to court" when he is pulled over next by the cops.  At that point a court date will be set and if the guy doesn't show up then a warrant will be issued for his arrest.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #25988350 - 05/12/19 04:00 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Damn I don’t know what to think, I think I know what to think but it’s such a fine line on who started this whole thing..


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    #25988367 - 05/12/19 04:10 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

sounds like the cops were appeasing you and have no intention of doing anything serious to this guy.  I mean, here the cops would go to the address on the vehicle registration and arrest the guy if they had any intention of bringing charges.  Maybe I'm wrong about that, but i don't think so.  They obviously didn't take you seriously enough to think the guy is dangerous enough to pursue further than a court summons at some future date should he happen to violate a traffic law.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: ballsalsa]
    #25988386 - 05/12/19 04:23 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

True, they would have but the cops said that, for some reason, they don't have the guy's apartment number, just the general apartment complex address.
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    #25988716 - 05/12/19 08:29 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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True, they would have but the cops said that, for some reason, they don't have the guy's apartment number, just the general apartment complex address.
So I guess the next best option is just wait til he's pulled over.





You gotta be trolling hard at this point you just said you lift and could have fought him yet you call the police.

I got a good laugh man, honestly at that poor mans expense.  Carry on.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #25988848 - 05/12/19 09:32 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

If they had his license (picture) then they have his address wouldn’t they?


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86]
    #25989113 - 05/13/19 02:05 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Surely this summons has a limit as to how long it is valid.  I can't imagine that, say, a year from now, or however long, the guy gets pulled over and is served this old-news bullshit summons.  If they gave a shit they would drive through his complex and find his vehicle, and knock on the nearby doors until they found him.  Or even simpler, go to the manager's office and, showing the photo, ask which unit the guy is in. 
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    #25989528 - 05/13/19 09:28 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

While I hate cops, you prob made the right choice to cover yourself. I've skipped the cops part and had it come back to bite me later... If it's an area u frequent,  you could run into him again and should u beat him to death or badly next time if he were to recognize and attack u, this call to the PD could be the difference between pleading self defense in the future or potentially being made out to be the aggressor...so at least now theres a record of it...


So while I cant say if I would have done the same, from a legal standpoint, it was prob smart just in case

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just go to the police station and say you would like to withdraw the charges as you have had a moment of clarity

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    #25989812 - 05/13/19 12:34 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

I only made it to page 2.  Couldnt bear to read any more.

Petty petty petty petty petty crybaby bullshit. 

Jesus christ dude.


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that was my thoughts exactly, but I had a couple of other millenials crying after I said it that I was smearing their whole generation with a generalization.

Generalizations tend to come about from observations

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    #25989883 - 05/13/19 01:08 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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that was my thoughts exactly, but I had a couple of other millenials crying after I said it that I was smearing their whole generation with a generalization.

Generalizations tend to come about from observations

I wasnt expecting commiserations but certainly didnt expect condemnation






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    #25989886 - 05/13/19 01:10 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

The longer this thread goes on, the more I want to hit OP with a sandwich​.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Palmer1997] * 1
    #25989888 - 05/13/19 01:12 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

there are definitely good ones Im not saying that

I was just saying theres no way it would be someone from the old school expecting to poke a bear and not expect to get bitten kinda thing

Plus he even admitted he didnt get hurt, so it seems like the guy he picked trouble with showed some mercy and didnt go full on so why not show some mercy back and drop the charges

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #25989909 - 05/13/19 01:24 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Let's put it to the vote. Do you think OP is justified in involving the law here? Do you think OP could have avoided this whole situation? Or is he reacting to a case of a bruised ego?
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Is OP doing the right thing?
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25990000 - 05/13/19 02:04 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

What would those stand your ground laws have to say about this?

Who would have been able to shoot who?


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #25990029 - 05/13/19 02:14 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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there are definitely good ones Im not saying that

I was just saying theres no way it would be someone from the old school expecting to poke a bear and not expect to get bitten kinda thing

Plus he even admitted he didnt get hurt, so it seems like the guy he picked trouble with showed some mercy and didnt go full on so why not show some mercy back and drop the charges




I think mercy is a good thing to have in this situation, OP, if you can’t see it any other way atleast try and see it as being merciful, you both disrespected eachother and you can be the bigger man right here and right now, you will look back on it and feel better about it.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Palmer1997] * 1
    #25990081 - 05/13/19 02:38 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Im unsure why op keeps going after one mod by making threads complaining about him when another mod has come to similar conclusions regarding his actions


I dont think jsb is being unshroomy as you put it, I think you're being unshroomy by going to cops for having your ego hurt

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25990203 - 05/13/19 03:46 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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Let's put it to the vote. Do you think OP is justified in involving the law here? Do you think OP could have avoided this whole situation? Or is he reacting to a case of a bruised ego?
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Which question am I answering here?

STAL, you’re lucky I don’t have a sandwich, making a poll like that :crankey:


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86]
    #25990399 - 05/13/19 05:15 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Poll questions are at the top of the poll box.

In this case: 'Is OP doing the right thing?'

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25993015 - 05/14/19 07:06 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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While I hate cops, you prob made the right choice to cover yourself. I've skipped the cops part and had it come back to bite me later... If it's an area u frequent,  you could run into him again and should u beat him to death or badly next time if he were to recognize and attack u, this call to the PD could be the difference between pleading self defense in the future or potentially being made out to be the aggressor...so at least now theres a record of it...


So while I cant say if I would have done the same, from a legal standpoint, it was prob smart just in case




I do frequent the area the assault occurred in very often, so it definitely was the right choice to call the po-po.  You make some good points.  :thumbup:


@Jokeshopbeard, I already politely told you to leave my thread once.  I'm now asking you a second time.  Please leave my thread.  You've been causing unneeded drama for a long time now in my thread, and flaming me multiple times, and it's time for you to leave.  :thumbup:


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Palmer1997]
    #25993022 - 05/14/19 07:09 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
there are definitely good ones Im not saying that

I was just saying theres no way it would be someone from the old school expecting to poke a bear and not expect to get bitten kinda thing

Plus he even admitted he didnt get hurt, so it seems like the guy he picked trouble with showed some mercy and didnt go full on so why not show some mercy back and drop the charges




I think mercy is a good thing to have in this situation, OP, if you can’t see it any other way atleast try and see it as being merciful, you both disrespected eachother and you can be the bigger man right here and right now, you will look back on it and feel better about it.





Mercy is important and the world needs more of it.
I would love to be merciful to the guy in my story, but I think it would be foolish to give it because the guy is an obvious danger to the public.  He needs to be disciplined so he doesn't act-a-fool again and end up killing some body with his car.  :thumbup:


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #25993153 - 05/14/19 08:14 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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@Jokeshopbeard, I already politely told you to leave my thread once.  I'm now asking you a second time.  Please leave my thread.  You've been causing unneeded drama for a long time now in my thread, and flaming me multiple times, and it's time for you to leave.  :thumbup:



LOL. You think you have any sort of ownership over this thread? Hilarious. You made my day with that.

As you can see from my poll above, you're 13/0 against when it comes to you being in the wrong here. Clutching at straws to save face much?

So I'm calling you on it. Don't like it, then don't start a thread asking for opinions. Or you could have closed the thread when I asked you to politely do so.

However there's no way I'm leaving whilst it's still open. I'm having way too much fun watching you get cut down for being a spiteful and petty human being. This is nothing compared to what you're putting the other guy through...

Especially now that you're tryna get me chastised just for having an opinion that goes against your own. You should see the grin on my face as I type this. You, sir, are an incredibly funny human. "I guess we'll have to get some administrators involved here".

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25993169 - 05/14/19 08:20 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Please leave my thread, you're causing unneeded drama.  :thumbup:


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #25993398 - 05/14/19 10:08 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

It’s the forums thread

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Tripsten]
    #25993665 - 05/15/19 01:35 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

No one agrees with you man.  Does that tell you anything?

When I think one guy is an asshole, he's probably an asshole.  But when I start thinking every guy is an asshole, then I am the asshole.

The parallel you can imagine....

Now, suppose you had not smacked his car with your sack.  Suppose he drove on with you shaking your fist in the rearview. Would you have called the cops then?  Yes or No.

If so, then why did you not just do that?  You lost your cool and whacked your sack, just as he lost his cool.

If not - If you would not have called the fuzz & had he not gotten out of his car, then maybe the concern isn't over his driving and public safety then.

I hope you can admit to some of this, and see it in another way.  Please be cool and drop these charges man.  Come back to us!  We want the lady slayin piano playin lifeiswhatyoumake back. 😎


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #25993964 - 05/15/19 08:22 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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Please leave my thread, you're causing unneeded drama.  :thumbup:



You don't own threads. They're Public. If someone is causing drama they'll be removed

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #25994048 - 05/15/19 09:31 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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Mercy is important and the world needs more of it.
I would love to be merciful to the guy in my story, but I think it would be foolish to give it because the guy is an obvious danger to the public.  He needs to be disciplined so he doesn't act-a-fool again and end up killing some body with his car.  :thumbup:




You shouldn't have been in the road. And he didn't hit you with his car. In this situation you're the one causing a "danger to the public".
You are in the wrong!

I think you should be disciplined. Maybe you'd learn how to safely cross the street.

You also should learn about not physically lashing out at other peoples property. There was never a reason for you to hit his car.

The biggest lesson you should take away is that you never know who you're fucking with. Dude could have done a lot worse than bitch-slap you and throw a sandwich.

You need to stop acting-the-fool before you piss off the wrong person.

You suffered no injury (other than your bruised ego).
There is absolutely nothing to be gained from fucking up this guy's life with legal trouble. 

What are you hoping to prove?
What does "justice" look like to you in this scenario?

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: foragedfungus]
    #25994057 - 05/15/19 09:36 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Don’t go looking for action unless your about that action*
That’s the lesson I’m seeing here that you should be taking away from this
Your ego got injured and you had to realize some things about yourself , that all the tough shit you talk just went right out the window
And it’s ok
Your many other things
Just chill and let this go

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: bodhisatta]
    #25994321 - 05/15/19 12:57 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: foragedfungus]
    #25996483 - 05/16/19 05:18 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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You shouldn't have been in the road. And he didn't hit you with his car. In this situation you're the one causing a "danger to the public".
You are in the wrong!

I think you should be disciplined. Maybe you'd learn how to safely cross the street.

You also should learn about not physically lashing out at other peoples property. There was never a reason for you to hit his car.

The biggest lesson you should take away is that you never know who you're fucking with. Dude could have done a lot worse than bitch-slap you and throw a sandwich.

You need to stop acting-the-fool before you piss off the wrong person.

You suffered no injury (other than your bruised ego).
There is absolutely nothing to be gained from fucking up this guy's life with legal trouble. 

What are you hoping to prove?
What does "justice" look like to you in this scenario?





How can you say that I shouldn't have been in the road?  How else am I supposed to get from my car's parking spot to the Harris Teeter?  :lol:
Like I said, there was a safe amount of distance between myself and the approaching car so I started my cross and the car didn't slow down at all. 
I don't know if you just don't know how to read or not, but like I said: the car would have hit me if I didn't stop and step back while crossing the road. 
Obviously, having to do that in a parking lot is just not right because the car should have seen me starting my crossing and slowed down.  So, this angered me and since the car was literally one foot from my body after I had to step back to save my own life I impulsively swung my empty plastic shopping bag at it.  It's like almost getting punched in the face by a dude wayyyy bigger than you so you then decide to hit him with a single feather.  I guess some people are afraid of feathers and have to fight some one because of it.  They need to get a grip on life.

I may not have mentioned this one fact yet, but right next to where I was crossing the road there is a giant, bright yellow speed bump.  Sooooo all signs point to the fact that the guy should have slowed down and let a pedestrian walk to the Hairy Teet in peace.

I do agree with "The biggest lesson you should take away is that you never know who you're fucking with. Dude could have done a lot worse than bitch-slap you and throw a sandwich." 

And you're wrong with the last part.  The justice I'm seeking is two-fold:

1. Teach this guy a lesson that he needs to drive slowly in parking lots because people are walking around and he could easily kill some one with his car.
2. You can't assault some one for no reason.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #25996535 - 05/16/19 05:46 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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Don’t go looking for action unless your about that action*
That’s the lesson I’m seeing here that you should be taking away from this
Your ego got injured and you had to realize some things about yourself , that all the tough shit you talk just went right out the window
And it’s ok
Your many other things
Just chill and let this go





That's true, but I wasn't looking for action.  I was looking to go buy some groceries.
You and others keep thinking my ego is injured for some reason.  My ego is doin' great.  :shrug:  Sorry to burst y'all's bubble on that. 




Quote:

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Quote:

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Please leave my thread, you're causing unneeded drama.  :thumbup:



You don't own threads. They're Public. If someone is causing drama they'll be removed




Sounds good, I guess I misunderstood that point.



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No one agrees with you man.  Does that tell you anything?

Now, suppose you had not smacked his car with your sack.  Suppose he drove on with you shaking your fist in the rearview. Would you have called the cops then?  Yes or No.

If so, then why did you not just do that?  You lost your cool and whacked your sack, just as he lost his cool.

If not - If you would not have called the fuzz & had he not gotten out of his car, then maybe the concern isn't over his driving and public safety then.

I hope you can admit to some of this, and see it in another way.  Please be cool and drop these charges man.  Come back to us!  We want the lady slayin piano playin lifeiswhatyoumake back. 😎




It tells me that you must not understand my story clearly, or that you can't read properly.  :shrug:
I wish I had video of the encounter. 

"Now, suppose you had not smacked his car with your sack.  Suppose he drove on with you shaking your fist in the rearview. Would you have called the cops then?  Yes or No."

I would have tried to see if Harris Teeter had video of him ignoring my presence and nearly killing me.  If they did then I might, yea.  That would perhaps be a reckless driving charge.  We can't just let people in cars do that to people in a parking lot.  The reason I didn't do that is because I became angry when I had to stop my crossing and step back to save my life and I impulsively swung my empty plastic bag at his car as it was within arm's reach as it drove past me.  If the car had just kept driving at that point then I would not have called the cops.

Yea, I admit I did lose my cool (who wouldn't lose their cool having to step back to dodge a car in a parking lot after you started a normally safe crossing?), but not as badly as how much the guy lost his cool.  Since he lost his cool wayyy worse than me he is the one in the wrong in the eyes of the law, I presume.  And the guy can't say he was acting in self-defense because that's obviously not true.  He was the aggressor.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 2
    #25996862 - 05/16/19 08:51 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

look, my dude, I threw a bike lock at a car that almost ran me down on my bike one time, but i did that with every intention of beating some ass or catching a beatdown should it have connected.  People are touchy about their cars.  If you fuck with their car in any way, they're probably gonna want to fight you.  I honestly don't think anyone ITT thinks you shouldn't be able choose to instigate a fight with some dude that almost ran you over should you desire such, it's just the cop calling that has everyone up in arms, since you should have known at several points that a fight was about to break out.


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    #25996868 - 05/16/19 08:54 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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    #25997427 - 05/17/19 06:56 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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it's just the cop calling that has everyone up in arms



Boom. Nailed it. I think lots of us have been in situations similar to this. Completely understandable, it's life. But the pettiness of calling the cops as a form of retribution is really, really, really lame.

OP talks of teaching people lessons, but is completely unwilling to learn any himself, as evidenced by this thread and his thread over in MI&C.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25997595 - 05/17/19 09:09 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

You were looking for action the minute you swung on his car
That’s why your ego is injured

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    #25997597 - 05/17/19 09:09 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

“Oh he’s so lucky I didn’t beat his ass even tho I froze up and there and had to realize my tough talk is meaningless and I’m not a fighter anyway”

Ya lol
That doesn’t sound like a damaged ego at all

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Tripsten] * 2
    #25997732 - 05/17/19 10:36 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

you decided to cross as to quote you "there was a safe amount of distance between myself and the approaching car so I started my cross and the car didn't slow down at all."

clearly there wasnt a safe distance as he wouldnt have been able to hit you.

youve stepped in front of a car and just expected it to stop for you as just like here you believe the world revolves around only you. You have an entitled child mentality and all of us adults can see it but you unfortunately cant. :shrug:

Had you not swung your bag and just chilled out and waited till there was no oncoming cars like a laid back adult then he would have gone on his way and so would have you. He didnt hurt you as you have admitted and youre not disfigured or maimed so get on with your life without the unnecessary court crap. Some people drive like an asshole sometimes as youll find out after many years on the tarmac but its not your job to teach them a lesson about it.

JSB shouldnt have to leave this thread or catch heat from you snitching to admins either. Just wake up to yourself and youll see we are all just trying to help you grow up in areas no other role models have been able to influence you with.

I ask again why do you come here ?

Im sure you break plenty of laws yourself and dont have the justice system following through with that in order to teach you a lesson to not do it again. Thats what youre hoping to achieve for the guy youre pursuing in court.

It sucks things got physical and he threw some bread and poultry at you but lucky it didnt get extremely serious. By your actions it seems like you wanted to get into a fight, hes got out to give you what you were asking for and saw you didnt want to so has not just beated on you senseless.

He hasnt just randomly attacked you, if that was the case we all would feel very different.

You need to learn to not act impulsively, and im sure the scare hes had already worrying about this court crap would have taught him enough. Drop the charges and hopefully you both remember this unnecessary event in the future.

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    #25999396 - 05/18/19 08:16 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

if the car had to slow down in order for you to finish crossing safely, then there wasn't enough room to initiate it in the first place.

lol at this thread.
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: wrestler_az] * 2
    #25999690 - 05/18/19 10:23 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

once upon a time, about 20 years ago, i was heading into a grocery store...

it was a saturday morning, about 10 or 11, and  i was with three of my friends. we were still up early from a long night of partying the day before, and decided we needed some breakfast to offset the remaining toxins still metabolizing through our bodies. i suggested we go to denny's or some shit, but one of the group decided she wanted to cook for us. now, i don't want to sound like i'm racist or anything, but if ever a mexican woman wants to cook for you, you let her do it. just sayin.

naturally, we need some supplies. 

so we head out to the store. i pull into the parking lot, locate a spot, park, no problem. text book execution. was inside the lines and everything. and this was in the late 90s, so i didn't need to bring my own bags. we didn't give a fuck about the environment.  we get out, and start walking towards the doors. we're joking, laughing, having a good time, sun is shining. great day. on our path we encounter a couple dudes getting out of their car, presumably fellow shoppers. the female of the group turns and whistles at them as we pass. cat calls at one of them, "hey sexy! how YOU doin?" or something of that nature. they turn to look but don't give any noticeable reaction.  we keep walking into the store, thought that was the end of it.

we did our shopping and are now on our way out of the parking lot. i stop at the end of the lane for another car making its exit to the road, and while stopped i see in my rear view mirror one of those dudes from earlier. he's walking towards my car, waiving his arms in the air. he's obviously trying to get my attention, and i couldn't tell if he was upset. i thought maybe he wanted to talk to my friend that was whistling at him or something. i was wrong.

he walks up along the driver side of the car to my window, and i roll it down. "hey man, what's up?" he replies with his fist. landing one hard to my left eye. it almost put me out. i open my door hard enough to knock him back a few feet and i get out. i was in pretty good shape back then. i had just got out of high school, attending first year college, and was still wrestling competitively. it was the off season, but i wasn't  out of shape, by a long shot. i wrestled 160, but was probably closer to 180 at the time.

i square up with this guy, and he runs away into the store. i start to chases after him, but my friends stop me. now, we had blocked up traffic pretty good by this point. there were tons of people around, tons of witnesses.  there was a boy scout troop doing some kind of fund raiser out front, and an old mexican woman selling tamales. i could see the tamale lady was on her phone, she was calling the cops.

so i'm hanging back with my friends and still fighting with them to let me chase after this guy when the cops pull into the parking lot. and just as they are pulling in, the guy who assaulted me books it out of the store and around the back, and into the desert behind it. the cop pulls up to where i'm standing and identifies me as the victim. he asks me where dude went, i told him i didn't know. that's when we notice that a couple of the boy scouts were off to the side of the parking lot and yelling at us, and pointing to somewhere out in the desert. they had tailed the guy as he ran out and knew where he was hiding.

with the boy scouts tip the cops find and arrest the guy fairly quickly. i didn't have to press charges, the state did it for me. and it was a good thing too, because my injuries were fairly substantial. my left orbital was pretty well shattered, and i ended up getting some emergency facial reconstruction surgery that day. the emergency part was that one of the bone fragments was fairly close to severing my main optic nerve or some shit. i could have lost my eye, i guess.  they took a bone graft from the side of my skull to rebuild my eye socket.

the reason the guy hit me is still kind of blurry, mostly it was a case of mistaken identity. he thought i was someone else. he was tweaking real hard, for one thing. had been up for a few days i guess, he had shit on him too, which didn't help his case at all, which was already fucked. was his third aggravated assault charge, and he was still on probation from the one before. he ended up doing time over it.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: wrestler_az]
    #26000494 - 05/18/19 07:51 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

That’s why I have a reputation for having zero tolerance for bullshit that draws attention while out.  I don’t even like being with people who don’t have a background training if I’m going to some hang out spot.  When that guy tried to get your attention you should have dumped it and went on your way.  There was nothing “good” that he could have told you... did you see the photos of xxxtentacion?  It’s so easy to get cornered even if you’re conscious of the whole thing.

People are legit fuckin nutts man, it’s bad mojo to start tempting fuckers in areas of pride.. so important to stay safe, especially with others.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: wrestler_az]
    #26000499 - 05/18/19 07:55 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

That’s one good thing about all those fucked up videos you can find online, you can see how quickly shit can go south.  Watch a line up of car crash videos and then go to the store, you’ll probably be more mindful of everything..:shrug:


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86]
    #26000544 - 05/18/19 08:16 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

It was a lesson learned, that's for sure.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: wrestler_az]
    #26000641 - 05/18/19 09:35 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

I’ve heard funky stories about those orbital breaks, how did that heal over time?  Like for example when I broke my nose I got that deep deep bone pain in my brain.  How did your eye feel, does it ache in cold weather etc?  Did it knock your eye off aim any or make it blurry?


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Amanita86]
    #26000654 - 05/18/19 09:49 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

you know, i didn't make the connection until just now that you asked, but it all kind of makes sense. the vision in my left eye is worse than my right. when i had to retake the eye exam to get my license back after my dui, i actually failed my left eye.  not bad enough to need glasses though.  everything healed just fine. to look at my face you'd never guess, and because it was my own bone they used to fixed it with they said it would fuse together like it was never broke to begin with. there is still a small titanium screw in there though. and i got a mean scar on the side of my head. cant see it too good right now, but next week ill get my hair cut and post a pic.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: wrestler_az]
    #26000890 - 05/19/19 02:23 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

hijacking the thread op may call the cops.

I was in mistaken identity scenario in sac town. 2 dudes in hoods kicked the door completely in, jam and all across the room and proceeded to  beat the shit outta me and my buddy who where having a date like movie night(Trying to get some ass) at the girls apartment. Needless to say the comotion and shit breaking and screams and all brought the police. When they get done talking with everyone,us,lookyloos,standerbys,ect they say they got stabbings and shootings and no time for dudes with hoods. Then they take my friend to jail because you no your name gets ran everytime and he had a warrant.
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: NothingsChanged]
    #26143222 - 08/19/19 05:03 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Update!  :popcorn:


So the cops found the guy finally and we have court in one week on next Monday.
We will see what the courts decide on this incident!
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 2
    #26143230 - 08/19/19 05:10 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

:rolleyes:

Hopefully it's an intervention to tell you to grow up

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    #26143275 - 08/19/19 05:33 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Fucking cop callin bitch.May your heart break in 02.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: NothingsChanged]
    #26143751 - 08/19/19 11:04 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

So lame man.  You suck so bad! Gettin on shroomery and posting gavel pics n shit..
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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #26143780 - 08/19/19 11:40 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I would say how I feel about this but you'd just snitch on me and try and get me busted.

Congratulations, I guess. Justice has been served, truly.

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    #26144303 - 08/20/19 10:08 AM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I'm surprised the police even took the time to track down something so minuscule. You put all this time and energy and hate into something so stupid. Does it feel good to hold onto all that hate. Just let it go if you didn't sustain any injuries (other than to you ego) or medical bills from you provoking him into a confrontation.

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    #26146828 - 08/21/19 07:18 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Sorry, I'm with the OP. That guy was/is unstable. A little brush with the law might be exactly what he needs to help moderate his behavior in the future. Maybe he'll get ordered to counseling.

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    #26147163 - 08/21/19 10:33 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I watched someone indicate over lanes and nearly drift into another car cause they didn't check their blind spot tonight. Twice. To be fair, there was a thunderstorm happening around us so I can see attention not being 100%.

Now, the car that nearly got drifted into the first time. First off, he hung his arm out the window, with his middle finger out in the 'fuck you' sign for ages right after it happened. Real aggressive. Then he must've talked to his passenger, who then did it in tandem for ages too.

Now. This is a simple mistake. If you've driven a car for long enough, you WILL realise you aint perfect at driving, and you WILL fuck up once in a while. If there's no crash in involved, then it's all good. WE MAKE MISTAKES.

So having seen this, I really wanna make this guy understand that. It is my instinct to get in front of him and let him know that 'if you aint perfect, then how can you fuck with someone that's not? How have you any right to be a dick, when you've probably done the same shit, by accident?

Maybe I should be like OP, and report to the police every time someone isn't perfect, and act like I am?

Maybe, I should decide the rules as to what's OK and what's not, and call the cops every time I feel scared?

Are you children or are you men? Children snitch. Men learn. And grow. And realise it's not their place to 'teach people a lesson'. That's an immature child's game.

Children get upset. Children can't stand up for themselves. Children think other people are the ones at fault.

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    #26147232 - 08/21/19 11:45 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I heard that in Germany, you can get a ticket for profanity or rude gestures.  I've never been so i don't really know if thats true or if someone was yanking my chain


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    #26148029 - 08/22/19 01:40 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Regarding violent behavior or even threats: I was once working with a Grade A Asshole. A co-worker was going home in tears every night because of his behavior. (BTW it was my job to be the adult and smooth Grade A's feathers every few weeks because he was in charge.)

Anyway, the coworker's husband finally called up Grade A at work and threatened him. Grade A was wondering whether or not to call the police.

I said "yes, because you need to start the paper trail. When they find you in an alley with an axe in your face, that paper trail may be the only thing that makes them investigate him."

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    #26148100 - 08/22/19 02:24 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

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I heard that in Germany, you can get a ticket for profanity or rude gestures.  I've never been so i don't really know if thats true or if someone was yanking my chain



I believe it's true. They also don't let you drive an unmaintained car or one with too much rust

Many people drive with horrible tires around here. It rains and there's accidents directly attributed to people not being able to stop appropriately in those conditions

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Sorry, I'm with the OP. That guy was/is unstable. A little brush with the law might be exactly what he needs to help moderate his behavior in the future. Maybe he'll get ordered to counseling.




If the guy was so unstable he would have caused physical harm to the OP. Instead he got up in his face and slapped him then threw a chicken sandwich at him. I would be agreeing with the OP if the guy had punched him and broke a tooth. Or hit him and he had to go to the hospital or something. But come on the guy got slapped like a bitch and ran off. His pride is hurt and this is how he's trying to get revenge. Just grow up and forgive the guy.

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    #26152687 - 08/25/19 04:59 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

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I'm surprised the police even took the time to track down something so minuscule. You put all this time and energy and hate into something so stupid. Does it feel good to hold onto all that hate. Just let it go if you didn't sustain any injuries (other than to you ego) or medical bills from you provoking him into a confrontation.






I've barely put any time into this at all. 
Going to court tomorrow will be just like running any other errand I do. Shouldn't take more than one hour I bet.
I am not holding on to hate lol, you seem to know more about the inner workings of my head than I do.  Quite peculiar. 



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Sorry, I'm with the OP. That guy was/is unstable. A little brush with the law might be exactly what he needs to help moderate his behavior in the future. Maybe he'll get ordered to counseling.





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    #26152697 - 08/25/19 05:15 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I bet the guy won't even show up to court tomorrow, based on the fact that he fled the scene of the crime in the first place.


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    #26152712 - 08/25/19 05:35 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

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I've barely put any time into this at all. 
Going to court tomorrow will be just like running any other errand I do. Shouldn't take more than one hour I bet.



Man, you're so cool. Like, the way you're all casual about fucking up another mans life cause you can't stand up for yourself in the moment.. it's just so inspiring.

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    #26152859 - 08/25/19 07:40 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Karma is going to get ya brother.

You've yet to learn some valuable lessons about some things.. if I were to go over this thread I could pick them out and make a list, but for now  you seem pretty averse to any posts that are pressing to your current view of self.... these lessons are usually hard won through some rough trials, but they'll make you a better, stronger man, who is less prone to these kinds of behaviors - both given and received.

This thread is really disappointing man, because I did get a good vibe in general from you in other posts in past.  This one is just so not cool, and your inability to listen to what the majority of people are trying to say is honestly a bit irritating. Not only are you refusing to listen, but you are being a smart alec and disrespectful, which further proves in my mind that I am indeed reading this situation correctly, and you are in the wrong on this thing....


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Your going to be in court more than an hour. Try the whole day. And that's if he doesn't have an attorney and doesn't  keep asking for continuances.

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    #26154049 - 08/26/19 05:05 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

You're right, it did take more than one hour.  It took almost three hours.  First hour was basically doing roll call twice because I was in a room filled with a bunch of other people who were there for similar cases.

So here's what happened:

The defendant, surprisingly, showed up to court.  He hired a lawyer.  I didn't because I don't need to.
Unaware to me, court today was an attempt at mediation and not trial.  If mediation was not successful then we go to trial.

So finally my case is called and the defendant, his lawyer, the mediator, and me go to a mediating room.
We each tell our side of the incident.

Some interesting notes from the defendant's story:

- His lawyer opened up their defense with: "The defendant had just bought a new, pricey BMW."  LOL are you fucking kidding me?  What kind of amateur defense is that?
- His lawyer claims I hit his car with my hand and not my empty reusable shopping bag.  He claims car damage.
- His lawyer says the defendant hit me in the face in self-defense for me hitting his car.
- His lawyer mentioned taking me to small claims court, but the mediator quickly dismissed that motion.

So after we both tell our stories the mediator tries to help us reach an agreement and to end the case.

The lawyer first tries to convince me to dismiss the charges.  One of his reasons to try to pursuade me was: "The defendant is already at a loss by having to hire me."  LOL am I supposed to feel bad for the defendant spending money on a lawyer?  Nice try, not.  I quickly dismiss his idea.

Then the lawyer and I agree that the defendant could take some anger management courses, but then the lawyer and defendant leave the room to talk in private.  They return and the lawyer goes back on his word and says they don't want to agree on anger management courses.

So now the mediation attempt is complete and is unsuccessful.
We go back to the court room.
The DA calls me and we speak one on one for no more than one minute.  He asks me why I swung my empty reusable shopping bag at the defendant's car.  I say because he would have ran his car into me if I hadn't stepped back and that angered me.  The DA then says, "so he hit you and spit on you?  Disgusting." 
I reply, "yeah." 
DA says, "would you be happy if I offered the defendant eight anger management classes to successfully complete mediation?"
I reply, "yes."

The DA asks the defendant is that's what he wants and he replies, "no."

So then the defendant, his lawyer, and I go in front of the judge and the judge gives us a new court date for actual trial in early October. 

I think the defendant misplayed this severely.  He was offered two lifelines and he declined them both.  He's just digging a deeper hole for himself.


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    #26154056 - 08/26/19 05:11 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

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I hope I can be as cool as you one day.





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Quote:

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Karma is going to get ya brother.

You've yet to learn some valuable lessons about some things.. if I were to go over this thread I could pick them out and make a list, but for now  you seem pretty averse to any posts that are pressing to your current view of self.... these lessons are usually hard won through some rough trials, but they'll make you a better, stronger man, who is less prone to these kinds of behaviors - both given and received.

This thread is really disappointing man, because I did get a good vibe in general from you in other posts in past.  This one is just so not cool, and your inability to listen to what the majority of people are trying to say is honestly a bit irritating. Not only are you refusing to listen, but you are being a smart alec and disrespectful, which further proves in my mind that I am indeed reading this situation correctly, and you are in the wrong on this thing....





I have good karma, I'll be fine.  I'm not averse to opposing views, just those from a few people in this thread because they don't know how to be civil in presenting their opposing views.  You seem civil, so you're cool.  :mushroom2:

Don't let this thread contaminate how you feel about me based on other threads because that would be an unneeded thing to happen.  I admit that some of the posters in this thread have brought out a side of me that I don't like to bring out, so I apologize for letting them get to me.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #26154229 - 08/26/19 07:07 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

You need to get this thing in front of Judge Judy. She'll rip that band aid right off.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Cjmckay]
    #26154254 - 08/26/19 07:27 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

That'd be cool.  I'd probably get paid for it, too.


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    #26154938 - 08/27/19 09:04 AM (4 years, 7 months ago)

The case of The Harris teeter parking lot road rage. It's strange how people get so worked up driving. You're basically sitting in a chair, turning a wheel and listening to whatever your little heart desires. Especially a BMW. Isn't the point of those cars to be super comfortable? Maybe you shouldn't be driving if you're ready to snap at the first person that bumps your car with an empty reusable shopping bag.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Cjmckay] * 1
    #26155556 - 08/27/19 03:26 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

ohhhh, it was a BMW?


Well, you know the old joke:

What's the difference between a man and a BMW?

A man has the prick on the outside.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: FiddyYearsDark]
    #26156068 - 08/27/19 07:54 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

"His lawyer mentioned taking me to small claims court, but the mediator quickly dismissed that motion."
im not saying you damaged his car but a mediator has no power to stop him from filing a civil suit against you if he wants to.

Right now the way it looks to me is he just going to continue this case for the next year or two until you miss a court date and get the case dismissed.

But hey atleast you cost him all those court dates a few thousand to get his attorney hopefully that will make you feel better about him smacking you.

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    #26156191 - 08/27/19 09:26 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Im guessing he didnt take the anger management classes offer as there is more to the story then swinging a reusable bag at the car.

Anyone guilty and looking at getting in trouble would have grabbed that offer with the quickness. Only a confident lawyer and defendant would proceed to trial when a easy offer was on the table. Im guessing at trial they are gonna drop a bomb shell you either forgot or arent telling us.

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #26156311 - 08/27/19 11:29 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

From lifeiswhat:
Quote:

You seem civil, so you're cool.




Watch who you're talkin to with that sas mouth, boy. I'll box yer dog....

See your best friend!
.... until they become your worst enemy.
What you see in me is not what is in me!
So dont say I am anything, and dont say anyone is anything!
Try it for a while!  (Save your naive character judgements)
You say I am cool?
I'd knock you out and rob you blind. civil?
Something like that happens to you, then you call the police!
You haven't had shit happen to you, punk.  This little incident wouldn't have ruffled my granny's feathers even.... you sound like a plastic suburbian housewife who's got something jammed sideways in her perfect 10am-speed-walkin-ass!
Save the stories of who is and who is not cool.
Your seal of approval is meaningless, unwanted, and at this point insulting!
You too easily dismissed the rest of my post, along with every other good sense word you read here! 

Forget about the guy throwing his tantrum and bitch slapping you.... the right or wrong of that does not matter anymore.  The main issue is you not listening here and having a sarcastic attitude....its damn well about as close as a grown man can get to being a brat.... a good ol ass kickin may be the only thing to help....!
This is about your smart alec posts in this thread.... this is also about you getting off on this thread!

Remember:
You cant out fight the fights
You cant out run the runs
Sometimes all you've got
Is the spit in your eye
Your guts
And your guns

:deal:


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #26156615 - 08/28/19 07:24 AM (4 years, 7 months ago)

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DoneKildatReason said:
this is also about you getting off on this thread!



You don't mean to say that.. you think OP is getting off on this whole thing?!?! Like, that he's literally metaphorically jacking off over the feeling of power he has over this man??? That it's clear as day to all?!?!?

Well, how dare you. I am grossly offended that you would imply such things about the morally righteous and upstanding citizen that is lifeiswhatyoumake!!!!

You are clearly not civil. Therefore you are uncool. You should stop posting in his thread, before he asks you to leave.



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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #26157196 - 08/28/19 01:42 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I am grossly offended that you are grossly offended! 
OP, since I'm cool will you be cool and remove this uncool guy above?  Or report him or something? Police? Maybe make another complaint thread about him?  I am a vagina and cant handle my own panties bunched into myself, please help


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #26157205 - 08/28/19 01:47 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Stop intruding on my safe space, before I drive a car in your general direction.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26157682 - 08/28/19 05:40 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I still have the troll feeling.
No matter, this shit not cool.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #26157781 - 08/28/19 06:12 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
Im guessing he didnt take the anger management classes offer as there is more to the story then swinging a reusable bag at the car.

Anyone guilty and looking at getting in trouble would have grabbed that offer with the quickness. Only a confident lawyer and defendant would proceed to trial when a easy offer was on the table. Im guessing at trial they are gonna drop a bomb shell you either forgot or arent telling us.





I understand why you would think that.
But, I assure you, I have told y'all the story exactly as it happened.  Didn't leave anything out.

Well, that's the thing, the defendant's lawyer seemed to be happy that I would be happy completing mediation with having the defendant take some anger management classes. 
But then after they both talked in private, their collective answer was "no," so I'm thinking the defendant is the one who really didn't want to take the classes.... unless the lawyer was faking being happy that I was happy with wanting to end mediation with the defendant taking classes, if that makes sense.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #26157790 - 08/28/19 06:16 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DoneKildatReason said:
OP, since I'm cool will you be cool and remove this uncool guy above?  Or report him or something? Police? Maybe make another complaint thread about him?  I am a vagina and cant handle my own panties bunched into myself, please help





:lol::lol::lol:    Good luck with that camel toe


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #26160008 - 08/29/19 10:54 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

*calls camel toes police*
Haaaaaallllp meh!


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #26161348 - 08/30/19 07:10 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

I wonder if a girl ever got camel toe so bad that she had to go to the hospital


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #26162402 - 08/31/19 01:05 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

When that happens the treatment is applying grease from a water skein and humping it into the folds of cloth a skin


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #26227895 - 10/03/19 05:34 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

BIG UPDATE!!!!



So I finally had the last day of court for this case today.  This was going to be an actual trial and not just an attempt at mediation.
I get into the court room and some random guy who works for the government came up to talk to me in private.
He asks me to tell him what happened and I tell him.
Then he tells me that the defendant is claiming I did $850 worth of damage to his car when I swung my empty shopping bag at his car, but he is willing to drop that counter-charge if I agree to drop the case.
I respond with, "If I damaged his car then why did he flee the scene?" 
The guy responds with, "good point."
I say, "I want to keep going with this case."

The random man leaves and talks with the defendant and the defendant's lawyer.

A short time later the random man returns to me and says, "We're going to order the defendant to take anger management classes.  So this should be a good ending for you, right?"
I reply, "yes, thank you!"
He says, "if he doesn't attend the anger management classes then we'll notify you and take next steps."
I say, "am I free to leave?"
He says, "yes."

I leave the courtroom and wanted to give the defendant and his girlfriend a shit-eating grin as I walked out, but decided that it wouldn't be worth it because, honestly, the guy could be triggered and try to murder me or something if he saw me in public again.

Knowing he has to go to anger management classes makes me smile because hopefully he'll learn to slow down in parking lots and not be a danger to the public.

Ahhh I feel sooo good, justice has been served!!!!  :datass:  :bananamusic:  :sunny:


So I never ended up taking the stand as you would expect in a normal trial, which might be why I didn't have to pay court costs... or do case-winners never pay court costs?
The defendant wasted soooo much money on his lawyer, too, I assume. 


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    #26228051 - 10/03/19 06:33 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

You suck, man.
Taking too much pleasure in this.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 7
    #26228073 - 10/03/19 06:41 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

do they have ego management classes? you should attend.


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 7
    #26228307 - 10/03/19 08:11 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

I've never seen a more pathetic display than this pathetic little man is showing us in all my years on the Shroomery. I'd put $100 on the fact that OP is a skinny weakling that's been bullied half his life and is now gratuitously sucking his own cock over being able to at last get his own back on a real man. I was really hoping he would just drop his updates to this thread after the response he's received from the community but it seems I held him in too high esteem for even that show of common sense or decency.

Displays like this really fuck with my faith in humanity. I feel utterly ashamed that I'm even part of the same species as lifeiswhatyoumake. Thanks for shitting on what has already been a difficult day for me, you utterly disgusting piece of human garbage.

Sue me.


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    #26228318 - 10/03/19 08:15 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

lifeiswhatyoumake said:
BIG UPDATE!!!!



So I finally had the last day of court for this case today.  This was going to be an actual trial and not just an attempt at mediation.
I get into the court room and some random guy who works for the government came up to talk to me in private.
He asks me to tell him what happened and I tell him.
Then he tells me that the defendant is claiming I did $850 worth of damage to his car when I swung my empty shopping bag at his car, but he is willing to drop that counter-charge if I agree to drop the case.
I respond with, "If I damaged his car then why did he flee the scene?" 
The guy responds with, "good point."
I say, "I want to keep going with this case."

The random man leaves and talks with the defendant and the defendant's lawyer.

A short time later the random man returns to me and says, "We're going to order the defendant to take anger management classes.  So this should be a good ending for you, right?"
I reply, "yes, thank you!"
He says, "if he doesn't attend the anger management classes then we'll notify you and take next steps."
I say, "am I free to leave?"
He says, "yes."

I leave the courtroom and wanted to give the defendant and his girlfriend a shit-eating grin as I walked out, but decided that it wouldn't be worth it because, honestly, the guy could be triggered and try to murder me or something if he saw me in public again.

Knowing he has to go to anger management classes makes me smile because hopefully he'll learn to slow down in parking lots and not be a danger to the public.

Ahhh I feel sooo good, justice has been served!!!!  :datass:  :bananamusic:  :sunny:


So I never ended up taking the stand as you would expect in a normal trial, which might be why I didn't have to pay court costs... or do case-winners never pay court costs?
The defendant wasted soooo much money on his lawyer, too, I assume. 



I think you need I'm a loser management classes.

I'm disappointed you consider yourself a part of this community. Actually im appalled. Your behavior is absolutely pathetic

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: bodhisatta] * 4
    #26228472 - 10/03/19 09:25 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Besides a peice of shit dudes full of shit. court doesn't work as you claim.


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Besides a peice of shit dudes full of shit. court doesn't work as you claim.




Thank fucking god that this is just a dumb troll.

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    #26229379 - 10/04/19 11:15 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

There’s no damn way this thread made thirteen pages
Lol I’m done

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There’s no damn way this thread made thirteen pages
Lol I’m done






I'm surprised it did!
When the haters get rollin' they are had to stop, ya know? 
They all need to take a lesson from this thread and learn the law instead of foolishly thinking they know everything.    :feelsgoodman:


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: bodhisatta]
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I think you need I'm a loser management classes.

I'm disappointed you consider yourself a part of this community. Actually im appalled. Your behavior is absolutely pathetic





Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?
You're disappointed a member of this forum stands up for themselves and puts dangerous drivers in their place?  LOL okay dude, you keep doin' you, I'll keep the roads safe for ya


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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #26229936 - 10/04/19 04:00 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Nah takes to sides too continue
This whole thigns was cringe and unneeded from the first five posts

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Tripsten]
    #26229943 - 10/04/19 04:03 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Did you read beyond the first five posts?

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Revok]
    #26229967 - 10/04/19 04:09 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Like that , I’ve posted outside the first five posts lol
Just look
Cringe
Devaluation tactic attempt cringe
Everyone in this thread is the debater
Become the philosopher

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Re: I was assaulted in the Harris Teeter parking lot yesterday [Re: Tripsten]
    #26230321 - 10/04/19 07:13 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

I Phil o so phereous....
Why do I Phil phereous?  Because this guy really sucks, and reminds me of how petty people can be.
I hope you get your ass beat OP.  Itd help you be a better human.

And PLEASE would you stop saying you are keeping the roads safer as a goal in this.  It's obvious that you just want to bring as much inconvenience as possible to this guy. 

Its gross watching you giggle and squeal with excitement over this.  Thankfully guys like you are in the minority - I believe.  Around here, most people are tougher and less petty....

After seeing how you are such a little stinker, I'm sure the sandwich tossing bitch slapping dude was fully in the right. 

OP would you post a pic of yourself?  I'm curious to see how much of a lil bitch u look like


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