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InvisibleMadHatter333
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Yesum] * 2
    #25932709 - 04/13/19 03:38 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Hahahahaha! Trump should get dosed. It is immoral though, and I’d never dose someone without their consent. You could send someone into a really bad space. It’s just something that’s crossed my mind with certain people.

Just like they are trying to cram religion down people’s throats, it doesn’t make it right for me to cram mush down theirs. They just annoy me lol. If people want to believe in certain religions they should be able to make the choice without someone spoon feeding them nonsense.

Here’s the card they left us...



Crock of shit IMO... I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Yesum]
    #25932710 - 04/13/19 03:40 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Yea dude, you'd be in cuffs and probably under investigation. Not to mention the karma


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: MadHatter333] * 1
    #25932712 - 04/13/19 03:40 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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I confess some baptist church people knocked on my door at 10am today... didn’t answer and they knocked four times. I was thinking maybe I should have gave them some mushroom chocolates so they can really meet “god”.




I'm tripping tonight so of course the Jehovah Witnesses will show up early tomorrow morning. Found a printable
"Do Not Disturb" sign and put it on the door.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: MadHatter333] * 1
    #25932726 - 04/13/19 03:48 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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MadHatter333 said:
Hahahahaha! Trump should get dosed. It is immoral though, and I’d never dose someone without their consent. You could send someone into a really bad space. It’s just something that’s crossed my mind with certain people.

Just like they are trying to cram religion down people’s throats, it doesn’t make it right for me to cram mush down theirs. They just annoy me lol. If people want to believe in certain religions they should be able to make the choice without someone spoon feeding them nonsense.

Here’s the card they left us...



Crock of shit IMO... I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!




I know you'd never do it. I just want you to know I e thought about it too. More then you know. Lol.  And I'm 39 and I started doing this at the age of 16


The paper view even of the century:    :rofl:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: MadHatter333] * 2
    #25932727 - 04/13/19 03:48 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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MadHatter333 said:
I confess some baptist church people knocked on my door at 10am today... didn’t answer and they knocked four times. I was thinking maybe I should have gave them some mushroom chocolates so they can really meet “god”.



I confess,  my dad showed me the best way to keep them from ever coming back. Every weekend the jehovah's witness would make their rounds and wake him up at 8am Sunday morning so he decided on something shocking to put an end to it.

Sunday morning just like clockwork they were banging on the door, well, Dad sleeps naked,  he goes to door without a stitch of clothing and opens the door wide open and says " oh, hey I've been waiting on y'all,  can't wait to hear what you have to say, come on in and make yourself comfortable".

Needless to say, no one came inside to talk that day or any other day for that matter.


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InvisibleMadHatter333
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Doc9151]
    #25932738 - 04/13/19 04:03 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl2: your dad sounds funny as hell!

I’ll have to implement some of these ideas if they ever come knocking on my door again. Great stuff!

Safe travels Asura :naturetrip:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: MadHatter333]
    #25932752 - 04/13/19 04:14 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Lmao thats a great story. Shlong waving in the wind is an invitation for some, but not likely the jehovah's lol

My family smokes hella weed and when I was in highschool they would come knocking every now and then. When we opened the door you could tell the instant discomfort they felt right away from the hot box pouring out onto the front porch. They didn't come around often lol maybe a 2-3 times a year.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: staytrippy420]
    #25932761 - 04/13/19 04:17 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

When Baptists come knocking, just start dancing.  :shrug:

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Doc9151]
    #25933006 - 04/13/19 06:48 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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Doc9151 said:
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MadHatter333 said:
I confess some baptist church people knocked on my door at 10am today... didn’t answer and they knocked four times. I was thinking maybe I should have gave them some mushroom chocolates so they can really meet “god”.



I confess,  my dad showed me the best way to keep them from ever coming back. Every weekend the jehovah's witness would make their rounds and wake him up at 8am Sunday morning so he decided on something shocking to put an end to it.

Sunday morning just like clockwork they were banging on the door, well, Dad sleeps naked,  he goes to door without a stitch of clothing and opens the door wide open and says " oh, hey I've been waiting on y'all,  can't wait to hear what you have to say, come on in and make yourself comfortable".

Needless to say, no one came inside to talk that day or any other day for that matter.




I have done that too, I worked nights so when they come and knocked on my door at 9am it would really piss me off. So one week day I hear a knock at the door about the right time and I'll be damned if it wasn't the USPS guy coming to have me sign for a package and you should have seen that guys face, I opened the door and am totally naked and he was very polite didn't say a thing about me and left promptly after that lol. Then about 2hrs later the religious people showed up and they still gave me a pamphlet lol, now that I think about it they never showed up again.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Mycolorado]
    #25933012 - 04/13/19 06:52 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

My father was much worse to those people. When I was a kid he saw them coming one day and he said watch this. He ran the hose thru a window and had it on full blast (one with a trigger to spray) He answered the door with the hose held behind him and said "hey you're all wet!" They looked confused and he just started spraying them down. They ran away from our house and we never saw them again.
He was a dick:grin:


I confess I'm scared of my scalpel. I use pliers to handle the blade when putting on a new one or taking it off.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: El Chupacabra]
    #25933508 - 04/14/19 01:44 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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My father was much worse to those people. When I was a kid he saw them coming one day and he said watch this. He ran the hose thru a window and had it on full blast (one with a trigger to spray) He answered the door with the hose held behind him and said "hey you're all wet!" They looked confused and he just started spraying them down. They ran away from our house and we never saw them again.
He was a dick:grin:


I confess I'm scared of my scalpel. I use pliers to handle the blade when putting on a new one or taking it off.




Dude, how else but with pliers? I confess I don't dare change that shit with my bare hands either. Makes me sweat even with tools. Sometimes some force is needed before they snap into place..

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Tweeq]
    #25933693 - 04/14/19 07:49 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

I don't snap em into place. I shove the handle to get the groove to grip the blade in the slot but thats it. The blade sits at an angle and the back end can be used to pop it right off when done.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Failboat]
    #25933750 - 04/14/19 08:39 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

I confess I have very poor shelving made out of small cardboard boxes and as a result 3 cakes fell onto the shelving beneath. They fell less than half a foot but I'm still like


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: ichugwindex]
    #25933832 - 04/14/19 09:34 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

I confess i've been dosed without consent. It was actually really fun. That's how you figure out (if you are proned to "bad trips" or negative experiences) if you're creating that mental space for yourself. I lowkey knew within moments of ingestion though lol spinal tingles and mouth watering are too much of giveaways. Huatla is serene, all Mexico originating genetics have the similar vibe. :mushroom2:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Tweeq]
    #25933905 - 04/14/19 10:08 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: El Chupacabra]
    #25933954 - 04/14/19 10:39 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

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I confess I'm scared of my scalpel. I use pliers to handle the blade when putting on a new one or taking it off.



I use hemostats to change mine, it's how I learned to do it in med school.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Doc9151]
    #25933991 - 04/14/19 10:59 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

I just grab the blade between my index finger and thumb. And use my other thumb to push the blade up
and out of the slot while pulling.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Asura]
    #25934004 - 04/14/19 11:07 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Am I the only one seeing just a blank white frame on mycos post?


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Yesum]
    #25934010 - 04/14/19 11:12 AM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Hmmm...try it now.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Mycolorado]
    #25934199 - 04/14/19 12:53 PM (4 years, 10 months ago)

Nope, still just white


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