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Offlinetwigglez


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Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it.
    #25876305 - 03/15/19 04:20 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

okay so i have very trusted and verifiable sources claiming the microsoft was infiltrated by japanese sleeper cells and the japs are stealing all of the work thats going into windows 11 and microsoft is apparently unaware, and the japs are working their way through the ranks and gaining control of the entire company, now i do not know if the japs have some kind of secret ninja service working for the government or what, but apparently the japs have found some kind of cloaking device and can go completely undetected around these headquarters, scary stuff, apparently with this new technology japanese hackers can be in any room of your house at any time, HOLY SHIT.

Edited by twigglez (03/15/19 04:20 PM)

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: twigglez] * 8
    #25876307 - 03/15/19 04:20 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Stop posting.

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Offlinetwigglez


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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: 1234go]
    #25876327 - 03/15/19 04:30 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

well sorry, im just sharing my research, most people seem not to dig deep enough into these topics because they are hidden from you for a reason, im just trying to expose what the japanese are doing over there while you eat burgers and fries and work and all that.

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: twigglez] * 1
    #25876351 - 03/15/19 04:38 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Put it in the conspiracy forum, and you will likely get better responses. Or take 1234go's advice.

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Offlinetwigglez


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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #25876356 - 03/15/19 04:40 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

RockyRaccoon said:
Put it in the conspiracy forum, and you will likely get better responses. Or take 1234go's advice.



allready tried that but those guys over there think the earth is flat :hahathatsfunny:

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: twigglez] * 2
    #25876360 - 03/15/19 04:41 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

You have some pretty wild ideas yourself...

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: twigglez] * 1
    #25876361 - 03/15/19 04:42 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

who cares?  microsoft is shit.


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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: twigglez] * 6
    #25876366 - 03/15/19 04:44 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Twigglez, could you please do me a favor?  Contact any of the moderators or administrators here, and request that they permanently ban your account.  Thanks.

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OfflineCalm_A_Llama_Down
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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: twigglez]
    #25876382 - 03/15/19 04:50 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

twigglez said:
okay so i have very trusted and verifiable sources claiming the microsoft was infiltrated by japanese sleeper cells and the japs are stealing all of the work thats going into windows 11 and microsoft is apparently unaware, and the japs are working their way through the ranks and gaining control of the entire company, now i do not know if the japs have some kind of secret ninja service working for the government or what, but apparently the japs have found some kind of cloaking device and can go completely undetected around these headquarters, scary stuff, apparently with this new technology japanese hackers can be in any room of your house at any time, HOLY SHIT.




I have heard of this type of stealth tech. There was a guy on coast to coast talking about it. He said he kept locking up his house and had alarms and cameras, but his ifo just kept getting stolen or destroyed. He had some UFO shit he was trying to put out there and they just made it impossible. He said that the cameras would just black out but on the audio he would hear loud grinding noises. His alarm would signal him that someone was in the house but he'd go back and it would be empty and locked up. He claimed that ths recording made it sound like people were already in his house before he left.


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Offlinetwigglez


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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #25876482 - 03/15/19 05:38 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Twigglez, could you please do me a favor?  Contact any of the moderators or administrators here, and request that they permanently ban your account.  Thanks.



sure thing will do

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: twigglez]
    #25876529 - 03/15/19 05:54 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

we totally have cloaking devices but theyre more like blankets

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Offlinetwigglez


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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: Konyap]
    #25876535 - 03/15/19 05:56 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Konyap said:
we totally have cloaking devices but theyre more like blankets



very true and this is the point im trying to make, these people think the japanese doesnt have the same ancient egyptian technology that we gave to them, and therefore will never understand cloaking devices.

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: twigglez] * 3
    #25877007 - 03/15/19 10:54 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

:barbershreds:


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Offlinetwigglez


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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: Nifflerz]
    #25877023 - 03/15/19 11:05 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
:barbershreds:



:wonka:

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: twigglez] * 1
    #25877031 - 03/15/19 11:14 PM (5 years, 14 days ago)

This guy has posted before.  Within the past year, about urine-drinking, on another account.  He was banned, if I remember correctly.

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: UpSyndrome]
    #25877064 - 03/16/19 12:01 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

:rofl:

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: UpSyndrome]
    #25877068 - 03/16/19 12:03 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

UpSyndrome said:
This guy has posted before.  Within the past year, about urine-drinking, on another account.  He was banned, if I remember correctly.




Link? I'm hella interested.

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #25877074 - 03/16/19 12:09 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

I remember those posts as well.  Dude was seriously advocating for people to drink urine, because he believed it was the cure for illnesses or some shit.  I don't know, it's been a while since I thought about his ludicrous posts, so I may have gotten some of the details wrong, but I know he raved about the health benefits of drinking urine.  Fucking madness, man!


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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: UpSyndrome]
    #25877075 - 03/16/19 12:11 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

I remember that. 


:aghast:

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Offlinetwigglez


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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: Asclepius]
    #25877100 - 03/16/19 12:31 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

i couldnt fully grasp it into words then to portray it correctly, if you want to see my TEK, here it is.

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/25877084

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: twigglez]
    #25877101 - 03/16/19 12:31 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Someone ban this clown.

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Offlinetwigglez


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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #25877103 - 03/16/19 12:32 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

RockyRaccoon said:
Someone ban this clown.



ive been banned like 25 times or so now, ill just come back. i was reborn here, the shroomery is my home, its all i have in this world, so you can ban me, but ill always come back.

Edited by twigglez (03/16/19 12:33 AM)

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: twigglez] * 1
    #25877108 - 03/16/19 12:37 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

I'll dig it up in a bit.  I'm busy playing River Raid at the moment.

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: UpSyndrome]
    #25877109 - 03/16/19 12:42 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

UpSyndrome said:
I'll dig it up in a bit.  I'm busy playing River Raid at the moment.




Much appreciated.

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: RockyRaccoon] * 2
    #25877143 - 03/16/19 01:13 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)


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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: UpSyndrome] * 2
    #25877148 - 03/16/19 01:16 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)


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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: UpSyndrome]
    #25877152 - 03/16/19 01:20 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

UpSyndrome said:
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/24900176/fpart/1/vc/1




Thanks. These recent posts make a lot more sense now.

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: Asclepius]
    #25877215 - 03/16/19 02:45 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Asclepius said:
I remember those posts as well.  Dude was seriously advocating for people to drink urine, because he believed it was the cure for illnesses or some shit.  I don't know, it's been a while since I thought about his ludicrous posts, so I may have gotten some of the details wrong, but I know he raved about the health benefits of drinking urine.  Fucking madness, man!



holy shit I remember too o.o...... :mindblown:


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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #25877244 - 03/16/19 03:40 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

I actually had forgotten that I posted on that thread.  I even tried selling my urine to the OP for $10 a bottle---he didn't bite.  Maybe he would like to purchase the information I now possess -- and came to acquire vis-à-vis my Japanese shadow government contact -- regarding the Japanese stealth takeover of Microsoft Windows 11 software. 


I'll even give OP a taste of the information I have in my possession (since he doesn't want a taste of my urine)---the working title of the Japanese Government's clandestine infiltration of Microsoft software: Operation 頭脳のたわごと.  More details to come, for a price.



Edit: The information regarding the Japanese clandestine operation, should OP decide to purchase it, comes with a free 12-pack of bottled urine, so he can save the world and his health simultaneously. 

Edited by Asclepius (03/16/19 03:51 AM)

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: Asclepius] * 2
    #25877257 - 03/16/19 04:05 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

.

Edited by Mandarinfish (07/21/20 06:43 PM)

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: Mandarinfish]
    #25877284 - 03/16/19 04:49 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

:highfive:

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: Asclepius]
    #25877384 - 03/16/19 07:29 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Asclepius said:
I actually had forgotten that I posted on that thread.  I even tried selling my urine to the OP for $10 a bottle---he didn't bite.  Maybe he would like to purchase the information I now possess -- and came to acquire vis-à-vis my Japanese shadow government contact -- regarding the Japanese stealth takeover of Microsoft Windows 11 software. 


I'll even give OP a taste of the information I have in my possession (since he doesn't want a taste of my urine)---the working title of the Japanese Government's clandestine infiltration of Microsoft software: Operation 頭脳のたわごと.  More details to come, for a price.



Edit: The information regarding the Japanese clandestine operation, should OP decide to purchase it, comes with a free 12-pack of bottled urine, so he can save the world and his health simultaneously. 



how much do you want for what you have, and how can you prove what you have exists, if you can do this i may interested in purchasing for the right price.

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: Mandarinfish]
    #25877385 - 03/16/19 07:30 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Mandarinfish said:
Windows 13 (Pearl Harbor Home Edition)  :grin:





:thatsinteresting:

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: twigglez]
    #25877510 - 03/16/19 09:14 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Twiggles be like:


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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: UpSyndrome]
    #25877530 - 03/16/19 09:24 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

UpSyndrome said:
Twiggles be like:





i use a cup lol

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Re: Breaking NEWS, apparently microsoft is a sleeper cell company and they have been working on it. [Re: twigglez]
    #25877604 - 03/16/19 10:07 AM (5 years, 14 days ago)

twigglez be like:

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