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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: cannabinated]
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Ive started to miss
My Pyrex measuring cup
That up and left me


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: cannabinated]
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I just puked days
Lovers stomach flu wasn't over
Heat goes before thought


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From tundra with love!


FREE HAMHEAD 2020!

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: LeningradCowboy]
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i can return it
when the time is right for it
do you need it now

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: koods]
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Hypochondriacs
With nasty foot fetishes
Will never feel well


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: cannabinated]
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I think it was sprayed
the weed i have is quite harsh
myclobutanil

i dont want to stop
talking in haiku makes me
pay close attention

Edited by cannabinated (03/01/19 09:51 PM)

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: koods]
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Next time remember
Whore urine can sterilize 
Athletes foot in mouth


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: koods]
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I’m just kidding bro
That skanks pee is festering
With god only knows what


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: koods]
    #25846714 -

i had a nightmare
you murdered someone for fun
they bled on your rug

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: cannabinated]
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Seppuku my tits,
Then kamikaze my butt,
Hikikomori.

Edited by Mad_Larkin (03/01/19 10:05 PM)

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: cannabinated]
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Smack, squish, lick, smack, squish.
Inconsiderate eaters.
Infuriating.

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: ChemicalSpark]
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:munchies:

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: Cujllickduo] * 1
    #25846755 -

I wish I could help
myself from swallowing
soon before I chew

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: cannabinated]
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how can I explain
the feeling I have to say
nobody broke form

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: enjoi-more]
    #25847042 -

there once was a man from nantucket
who's dick was so long
he could suck it


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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: enjoi-more]
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fort even when the bombs dropped its still not high I fly

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: Cujllickduo]
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JustAnotherFreak said:
fort even when the bombs dropped its still not high I fly


:Awemazing:


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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: CrAcKbAbY]
    #25847137 -

Cats are super smart
Never feed a cat to dogs
The cats dont like it


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She/Her🏳️‍⚧️

Libertine Gramscian social-reconstructionist

:blazed::spinleaf::bongload:

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: Calm_A_Llama_Down] * 1
    #25847593 -

fin
on the xox
brilliant under press ur
fucbee

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: Cujllickduo]
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JustAnotherFreak said:
fin
on the xox
brilliant under press ur
fucbee



Four lines is too much
Syllables matter a lot
Take another shot


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: Post a haiku! [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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snow-clad summertime
a present, mortal king stalks
at the perfect shark

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