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I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up * 1
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So I know this girl from Highschool with a big rack and fat ass, the girl can throw it back :awesomenod: and she’s the priest’s daughter lmfao. So anyway we are really close and all and she digs me but I’ve always had the feeling that her dad doesn’t like me much. So she invites me to go to church and she goes to a hardcore holy roller type church so I was expecting it to be a little intense but I didn’t know it would be like THIS. So they are all up there singing and shit and everything has been tolerable and all and so the session is coming to an end and everyone gets up to go give their last hoorah when this guy come up to me and ask if he can pray for me. So I’m like yeah why not, this dude was all kinds of weird with talking in tongues and crying and what not. Then her dad, the priest comes over and starts in and starts whispering in my ear about how I need to let Jesus in and all this shit and then...he brings up addiction and that when I realize they are talking about smoking weed. This is when all hell breaks loose! They all got around me and were putting their hand on we and rolling their eyes back and talking in tongues and crying, passing out and shit. The whole church got in on it and was chanting my name and demanding that Jesus frees me from my demons and that I’m trapped by Lucifer and all this crazy shit. And then they almost start harassing me trying to get me to cave and cry and let Jesus make me cry and speak in tongues with them and everything. Shit was so weird:eek: I seriously thought I was going to shit myself and pass out at the same time... not even joking. This was easily the scariest shit I’ve ever experience, like straight cult craziness. It’s been 2 hours and I still feel like I’m going to throw up.

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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Might I add that I have NEVER been to church before

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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Literaly the whole church got around me and was chanting some weird Jesus shit including my name and pushing me around while holding onto me. There was literaly nowhere for me to go and nothing I could have done. This shit went on for a whole 3 songs.

Edited by Thesunbeam (02/24/19 08:59 PM)

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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Im sorry but :callingbullshit:


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Near Dylan]
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ok Maybe not the whole church but at least half of them. It was some kind of fucked up intervention

Edited by Thesunbeam (02/24/19 09:05 PM)

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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are you going to go back?


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: split_by_nine]
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Only if his marijuana addiction isn't cured yet.


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: split_by_nine]
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they had the nerve to ask:lmafo: I could only imagine the look on my face! “ so you’re coming to the  volleyball rally on Wednesday right?”

Edited by Thesunbeam (02/24/19 09:15 PM)

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam] * 1
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Ohhh hohohohoooooooooo MY GOD!!! :frightening: 


Serious close call.

:closecall:


What the fuck HOW IS THIS EVEN A REAL THING?!!

I believe you 100% but like how is it that this is a real thing thats going on right now???


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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split_by_nine said:
are you going to go back?



:lolsy:

Thesunbeam said:
they had the nerve to ask:lmafo: I could only imagine the look on my face! “ so you’re coming to the  volleyball rally on Wednesday right?”


They believe that gods will is to convert you, so yes, of course they believe you will come again


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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Yeah dude shit freaked me out bad. Closed my eyes for a second while this fucker prays for me and they gather around me and start chanting and shit.

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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I mean I guess this is what I get for smoking a blunt before going to church lmfao.

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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i dont get why you felt so freaked out, it was just some people singing and being emotional.. not really unusual behavior for church types.. what was the church's denomination?


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: split_by_nine]
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Something apostolic, I think there was sometype of prefix but I don’t remember. I was just really shaken by the whole deal. I closed my eyes for this guy to pray for me and next thing I know they are chanting something about myself and pot and had me surrounded, grabbing at me and stuff. They were shaking and rolling their eyes back. And they guy was really trying to urge me to cry and speak in tongues And  I didn’t know what to do. I think he got angry/ kinda aggressive with me because so many people of this church where acting with him and I was to afraid to do anything but just stand there

Edited by Thesunbeam (02/24/19 09:41 PM)

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: split_by_nine]
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Thesunbeam said:
Yeah dude shit freaked me out bad. Closed my eyes for a second while this fucker prays for me and they gather around me and start chanting and shit.


Thesunbeam said:
I mean I guess this is what I get for smoking a blunt before going to church lmfao.


Okay so you smelled like weed, thats a green light for them to start exorcising you lol

split_by_nine said:
i dont get why you felt so freaked out, it was just some people singing and being emotional.. not really unusual behavior for church types.. what was the church's denomination?


I think you need to reread the part where they all ascended on him, speaking in tongues, passing out, etc.


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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yeah but come on.. its 2019. id think we are all pretty desensitized to all this bogus dumb shit.


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: split_by_nine]
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maybe its just me, but if i was the one they were doing this to I would just laugh and laugh lol


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: split_by_nine]
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split_by_nine said:
yeah but come on.. its 2019. id think we are all pretty desensitized to all this bogus dumb shit.


Yes we in fact are. But watching videos of this kind of thing is funny, while having it happen to you could be traumatic if your mindset is not strong enough. Which is how these groups bring people in, they are targetting people with weak conviction, consciously or not.


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: split_by_nine] * 1
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The pressure was real my man:lol: maybe it wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t high as a kite. Imagine being too high while someone is giving you a Hollywood exercism surrounded by at least 200 people all chanting and shaking and what not. Shit got real way to fast lmao

Edited by Thesunbeam (02/24/19 09:52 PM)

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: split_by_nine]
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split_by_nine said:
maybe its just me, but if i was the one they were doing this to I would just laugh and laugh lol


Maybe you would, but there are many people who would react differently who are not you. Who werent raised in your household and environment, who have different neuron pathways who would be CONVERTED BY THESE PEOPLE lol.

Its very real that 65% of america is christian and you cannot expect most people to think like you.


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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Thesunbeam said:
The pressure was real my man:lol: maybe it wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t high as a kite



Being stoned definitely made you more susceptible to feeling traumatised lol


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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Yeah man shit bends my mind how they can be so serious about something that simply doesn’t exist. Grown ass adults acting like this. It’s no wonder the whitch trials got so crazy

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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lol traumatic? i could be wrong but i imagine the whole flock of churchgoers were probably white and middle-class. please correct if im wrong. and id think the weed would have made it even easier to digest. plus, why wouldn't you just walk out if it was that bad? the power of the vagina kept you there lol


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: split_by_nine]
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The power of the pussy definitely kept me from dippin hahahahaha. I wonder what her take on this is

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam] * 1
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she probably thought, "well he didnt run out screaming.. he belongs here!"


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: split_by_nine]
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She knows I don’t buy into religion or god. I’m really curious on what she thinks. After all this she asked if I was freaked out and I was like nooooo hah : Dartyeyes: I was probably green :lol: I really have no idea how I would talk to her about this, I couldn’t imagine this being a normal occurrence but then again I couldn’t believe it happened at all.

Edited by Thesunbeam (02/24/19 10:09 PM)

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam] * 1
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talk to her about it. maybe she is kinda freaked out about it too and just needs confirmation from one of her peers lol


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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Thesunbeam said:
Yeah man shit bends my mind how they can be so serious about something that simply doesn’t exist. Grown ass adults acting like this. It’s no wonder the whitch trials got so crazy



Actually, sorry to break it to you, but it does exist, it all exists.

These people are having these experiences and they are real to them, in their minds they are actually trying and some connecting with God. But its a piss poor way to do it because religion is infested with bullshit dogma about touching your gentials and chopping the tips of kids dicks off and all kinds of crazy shit.

And to some people, taking lsd or mushrooms, or meditation is the fake religion.

Its all just a mind trip, everybody is schizpphrenic and they dont realize it because the majority of people are participating in the same delusion and hallucination called culture


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: split_by_nine]
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split_by_nine said:
talk to her about it. maybe she is kinda freaked out about it too and just needs confirmation from one of her peers lol


Duuuuude, this is actually very likely


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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Hate to say it but I think my girl is very brainwashed

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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most people are.


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: split_by_nine]
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Pentecostals Bros.
Scary shit.


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: hTx]
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Ah yeah that’s what it was, thanks mate I couldn’t think of the name for the life of me

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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Religious girls are always bad news. Had the same thing in my neighborhood. This girl was really pretty with huge tits but she went to this expensive catholic school and when her parents found out I was talking to her all hell broke loose. Other kids in the neighborhood were trying to get with her so they threw me under the bus. Had her dad calling me nonstop leaving crazy voicemails. Now that I look back at it that guy was nutz I’d never harrass a kid like that psycho.

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Gorlax]
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Ya she's probably a little brainwashed if she didn't apologize after the service but so what. Pentecostals are entertaining and you never know you might get a whiff of that Holy Spirit and start dancing.
they probably all noticed you were high. and to a lot of people, going to church high is fucked up. imagine the dad seeing his busty daughter with a highonwhoknowswhat degenerate at church just so he can get in his girls pants

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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"That’s called becoming a victim of the transference. All psychotherapists
are aware of this. The transference is when you get dragged into the other
person’s system of values or delusions. There’s even a name for this in clinical
psychology: it’s called allophrenia. Allophrenia is schizophrenic behavior on the
part of normal people in the presence of schizophrenics. This is a real problem.
Your friend is put in the place, you go to see your friend to cheer them up,
and your friend is not violently insane, but saying strange things, behaving in
strange ways, and you, in an effort to relate to them, begin saying strange things
and behaving in strange ways, and before you know it, the resident has to break
in and escort you to the elevator because you’re causing a problem in the ward.
The transference is this phenomenon happening among people who are more or
less psychologically healthy, but it can still be very disrupting."
- T mckenna


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Fleabag Friend]
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Just remember pastors daughters have lots of pent up sexual anger.:thumbup::stoned:. Watch out for Pentecostals though they only get crazier.

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Hippiebait]
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Yeah I’m finding that out.

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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Get what U want and dip before they latch onto u and won’t leave u alone. The little fuckers will sometimes even show up at your house and pray in your lawn. I litterally chased them off with a shot gun before. That pussy your after is consumer beware for sure. She’ll never tell her dad she fucked u so if u can get in and out like a ninja without being noticed much you’ll reap the rewards. Good luck soldier. Lol

Edited by Hippiebait (02/25/19 04:09 PM)

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Hippiebait]
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Atleast they didnt eat you

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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No but I thought they might crucify me:crankey: lmao

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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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Sanctify yourself!


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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Crucify yourself!


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Re: I’m trying to fuck the priest daughter...boy did I fuck up [Re: Thesunbeam]
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Thesunbeam said:
Literaly the whole church got around me and was chanting some weird Jesus shit including my name and pushing me around while holding onto me. There was literaly nowhere for me to go and nothing I could have done. This shit went on for a whole 3 songs.


What did you expect you were smoking the devils lettuce 🤣


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