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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: Citizen X]
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I say "because your lonely?"


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: 5150]
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Ok


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: Citizen X]
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No,that's what I say to the cop,u misinterpreted my comment


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: 5150]
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I’m sorry


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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I found a leak of logicals next list: "How to Walk (effectively)"

1. Take your right foot (or left, is not important but I prefer right), lift it off the ground and use the momentum to move forward.
2. Be careful not to trip. Often times one may see objects in their path that will cause walking to become a risk, avoid them.
3. If using stairs, do not walk as if you were on flat ground. Go up one stair at a time.
4. Make sure shoelaces are tied. Would not want to fumble over such a silly mistake!
5. Be wary you are going in the direction you wish to move. If you are not, than you will likely end up walking somewhere else.

Brought to you by the producers of "How to Eat Food" and "How to Breath"


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: Near Dylan]
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I've been watching some videos filmed in Russia.  Dudes drinking in public, getting pissed all around in public.  Dudes going into tunnels and all sorts of drunken adventures. 

Which is all a big no no here in the states.  The amount of money put into enforcement and punishment has no end.  It looks like a lot of fun after a few drinks. 

There's just no adventure in the states without spending a lot of money.  Ohio pretty much blows.  Nearest national park is 5 - 6 hours away.  Most people just go out to eat and get fat.  Even the movie theater just plays stupid movies.

Super sus is one of the channels.  Dude does some wild stuff.  They even got some subway cops to go on an adventure with them.  Russian cops are more accepting of bribes.  Here in the states it's a bunch of hardliners (aka fascists).


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: Morel Guy]
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USA is police state
That Russian dwarf looks like a weirdo


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: 5150]
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I think he has a birth defect that makes his face that way.  I've seen that defect somewhere at sometime.  He does some dumb things, last night it was fun to watch.  Then again, sometimes English is a nice comfort.

He explores bunkers in Russia.  It's wild how much the Soviets were prepared to go underground.  Then again, fighting Russia is sorta like fighting with a mirror.  Perhaps even visiting a Walmart in Pocatello Idaho.

Bald and Bankrupt is an English dude.  He hung out with a Russian guy that has a youtube channel that speaks very good English.  Hard to recall his channels name, he's more liberal.

The super sus dude reminds me of some slum Americans I've met.  yet sometimes he dresses fairly well.


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: Near Dylan]
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Near Dylan said:
I found a leak of logicals next list: "How to Walk (effectively)"

1. Take your right foot (or left, is not important but I prefer right), lift it off the ground and use the momentum to move forward.
2. Be careful not to trip. Often times one may see objects in their path that will cause walking to become a risk, avoid them.
3. If using stairs, do not walk as if you were on flat ground. Go up one stair at a time.
4. Make sure shoelaces are tied. Would not want to fumble over such a silly mistake!
5. Be wary you are going in the direction you wish to move. If you are not, than you will likely end up walking somewhere else.

Brought to you by the producers of "How to Eat Food" and "How to Breath"


Very funny Near Dylan. But rhis thread is about non-obvious tips I had to learn from personal adult driving experience, not as a 1 year old infant.

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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Every single tip you made should go with out saying, and are all already assumptions made by every human who has driven a car and knows what police are.


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: Near Dylan]
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Well, not everyone knows how "obvious" it is to spot cops at night. Which is why i made this thread. Cops can be hard to detect at night because they act and look like normal cars if they are behind you.

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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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As opposed to what? Acting like a cop car? Lol. Bro one of your tips was "look for the cop lights on top" and "cops tend to drive the speed limit typically". I mean cmon..... Treating us like we are 6 years old.


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: Near Dylan]
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Well obviously this thread wasn't made for you.

Its made for dumb people like myself who don't know these common sense things naturally.

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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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It is hard to notice cops at night.  Some cops drive unmarked cars.  It's a good idea to treat every car as a suspected Leo.


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
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Near Dylan said:
I found a leak of logicals next list: "How to Walk (effectively)"

1. Take your right foot (or left, is not important but I prefer right), lift it off the ground and use the momentum to move forward.
2. Be careful not to trip. Often times one may see objects in their path that will cause walking to become a risk, avoid them.
3. If using stairs, do not walk as if you were on flat ground. Go up one stair at a time.
4. Make sure shoelaces are tied. Would not want to fumble over such a silly mistake!
5. Be wary you are going in the direction you wish to move. If you are not, than you will likely end up walking somewhere else.

Brought to you by the producers of "How to Eat Food" and "How to Breath"



The real list you to need to find leaked is "How to spell"

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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Wouldve made a lot more sense if you had just quoted the "how to breathe" part instead of the entire quote so i didnt have to look through the whole thing over one god damned letter at the end.


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: Near Dylan]
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I have heard you get pulled over like 30 % less in the right lane so stick to that and domt go to fast.


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: lighthouse09]
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That's probably because people drive faster in the left lane, genius. It is literally for faster moving traffic. Obviously more speeding happens.

Just dont break traffic laws and you will not have to be eyeballing for cop cars lol. What are you gonna do when you see them, anyway? Drive slower or somethin? Cmon.


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: Near Dylan] * 2
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Near Dylan! You're being a dick man! Stop being cunty!
Nice to meet you!
Seriously dude u sound like a pissed off bitch on her rag lmfao.... yer just bitchin bro!

Maybe you are just having a bad day.  I cant think of your normal posts but I have seen the name.... dont recall you being quite so cunty as here.... like femalezcunty....similar to pissed off bitchzcunty


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Re: Tips on Avoiding Cops at Night [Re: DoneKildatReason]
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It's funny to me :shrug: Logical choas just has that special kind of child-like mindset that its just too hard not to get after. Youre the one addin a buncha z's to everything, fuck outta here with your z's!


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