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a night at the bar
    #2577337 - 04/19/04 12:05 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

So I am 6'5" and weigh 265, have a black belt in several martial arts and I walk into a bar. I look over and at a small table in back is a small guy with a beautiful whore. Well you would really like to nail the whore but the little guy is in the way. So you begin thinking of ways to get him out of the picture. Then you have it, you just say you thought he had a gun and besides the guy is just an asshole. So you go over and kick his ass and take the whore. when the cops come and find no gun, should you be able to keep the whore? :beer:
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Re: a night at the bar [Re: whiterasta]
    #2577359 - 04/19/04 12:12 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

You won her fair and square as far I can see.  He should have known not to take her somewhere he couldn't defend her.  :grin:


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Re: a night at the bar [Re: whiterasta]
    #2577384 - 04/19/04 12:22 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

The little guy didn't happen to have a moustache did he?


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Re: a night at the bar [Re: whiterasta]
    #2577391 - 04/19/04 12:25 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Nice try, of course I'm going to say he should keep the whore, but then you're going to spring the trap about Iraq!


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Re: a night at the bar [Re: SpecialEd]
    #2577459 - 04/19/04 12:50 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

oops doubled up


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Re: a night at the bar [Re: SpecialEd]
    #2577460 - 04/19/04 12:51 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Dude! Sadaam spung that trap. Say what you will he positioned the US to be in the present state of affairs.Pretty damn clever way to put the fuck on America's high and mighty moral ground eh?
Now back at the bar...
BTW the whore has AIDS and if you sleep with her you'll be sick for how ever much longer you last.But how could you know that eh? You have needs and she was handy, and the little guy, well he had lice and now they are crawling on you taking little bites all over...
WR  :lol:


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Re: a night at the bar [Re: whiterasta]
    #2578544 - 04/19/04 05:46 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Hmmm. I'm not the brightest bulb in the pack of lightbulbs, but are you really saying that you'd use your martial arts skills to beat up a guy in order to take his girlfriend? That's not like you.  :confused:

Maybe it was a metaphor???  :confused:






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Re: a night at the bar [Re: Learyfan]
    #2578563 - 04/19/04 05:54 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

PURE META4! I am 5'9" 190lb and am not all that fond of whores.:lol: I put it as a moralism to examine the basic moral character of those responding. So far most people are just what ole George Jr is looking for. People who will take what they want because they think they can do so without much personal danger.
Just a little peek at who is who so to speak.
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Re: a night at the bar [Re: Learyfan]
    #2578623 - 04/19/04 06:05 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

but are you really saying that you'd use your martial arts skills to beat up a guy in order to take his girlfriend? That's not like you.




As I am sure many of our allies are wondering also.
But for many Americans it is like them. This brings up the larger question of what have "we" become?
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Re: a night at the bar [Re: whiterasta]
    #2578758 - 04/19/04 06:34 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Shoo! You scared me for a second man.  :lol:

I was thinking "Damn, what's next, Chinacat looking for faggots to beat up?"  :blush:






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Re: a night at the bar [Re: Learyfan]
    #2578818 - 04/19/04 06:48 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

The correct term now is "queer". Faggots have gone back to a bundle of sticks




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Re: a night at the bar [Re: whiterasta]
    #2578830 - 04/19/04 06:51 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I think you're just joking, but I just said "faggots" because that's what ignorant people call gay people and it would be highly unlikely to see Chinacat(and hopefully anyone who has had a thumbprint) looking for gay people to beat up.




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Re: a night at the bar [Re: Learyfan]
    #2578892 - 04/19/04 07:08 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Nah no way but I did get into a real brawl in SF when a gay guy who was too drunk to leave my cousin alone broke a beer bottle on his head.At that I found myself getting my ass kicked by 5-6 "gay"(not all that damn happy:lol:) guys. When the cops came they hauled me and my K/Oed cuz into jail until the bartender came down and set things right.:lol: Hell dude I live in the syster city and am an honorary lesbian (as bestowed by the dyker bykers) and my uncle gary and aunt mike have been together since I was 10(I am 46).
I will be honored to perform their wedding this summer after 36 years of a wonderful monogamous relationship.Pretty fucked it took 36 yrs to get here.
Peace WR:beer:


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Re: a night at the bar [Re: whiterasta]
    #2578978 - 04/19/04 07:35 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

:mad2:

Gays think they're so tough.





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Re: a night at the bar [Re: Learyfan]
    #2579008 - 04/19/04 07:44 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

No wonder libbies are so angry.


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Re: a night at the bar [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2579027 - 04/19/04 07:47 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

luvdemshrooms said:
No wonder libbies are so angry.




Huh?

Why?




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Re: a night at the bar [Re: Learyfan]
    #2579034 - 04/19/04 07:50 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

If they're all that ugly and have such tiny dicks, what do they have to be happy about?

:lol:


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Re: a night at the bar [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2579149 - 04/19/04 08:20 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Tiny dicks but they spin!
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Re: a night at the bar [Re: whiterasta]
    #2579197 - 04/19/04 08:33 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I'm afraid I now have to sue you for copy-right infringement.

Of course a check for 10,000 dollars (American of course) will spare you my lawyers wrath!


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Re: a night at the bar [Re: whiterasta]
    #2579897 - 04/19/04 11:01 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Cease and desist, White Rasta.




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